Waifu Claiming Thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mods please don't ban me I'm a very nice Karen
claim
what happend to the last threads? someone made the mods angry?
Leb Karen?
>Misaki Claimed
>karen
Wargame when
>>730238943
Yes
>>730238927
and yes
>>730239009
I don't own it, I was just messing with you
>>730239117
I guess no warthunder then
Oh no, mods made it so now I have mobile post with adblock while my ip resets.
What a waaaaste.
>>730239335
wow rude
>>730239404
lollipop
what happened with you now, did you leave the army?
>>730239051
Good to see you again. Just writing up a paper.
>>730239516
Nope, they are in the process if kicking me out.
>>730239776
booo, for what? got anything lined up after that at least?
>>730239546
you too man, what's the paper about?
I am hungover and stuff
>>730240130
how do people fix a hangover?
>>730240232
Gatoraide, water, shitty food, coffee, shower, and pooping
>>730239870
Solar power.
It's really nothing interesting. Just need to write another 2 1/2 pages to be finished.
Exams will be here and finished in less than two weeks, so I'm just doing what I can to stay on my game.
>>730240232
sleep and lot of water
>>730240409
go do those then ya dingus :o
>>730236947 (tomo)
Just got my pizza and now im happy, you?
>>730240000
nice digits, buddy.
>>730240518
Sweet what kind of pizza? >>730240607
JILL!
>>730240725
Salami
>>730240725
that's me, yeah.
>>730240409
Doing all of that stuff usually works pretty well for me, good luck!
>>730240607
Thank you
Claimed
>>730239870
Hopefully it's a hardship discharge since I ran into a long string of bad luck.
Nothing lined up unfortunately.
>>730240951
I would watch some tiger x snake stuff if you know what I mean :o
>>730240951
Is that a Taigadeko?
>>730240794
Uh pepperoni? >>730240823
How are you Jill? I'm pretty happy. I got my first tier X in world of tanks!
>>730241109
You'd watch anything... You dirty boy.
>>730241175
It sure is!
Only one I have sadly.
>>730241532
better than being a dirty old man -_-
>>730241506
Exacly
>>730241532
Cute
>>730241624
Maybe, I wouldn't know -_-
I got bootleg Oreos, wonder if they taste like shit. :o
>>730241742
Just nobody ever calls it salami is all.
>>730241854
Its the normal way to call it where i live
>>730241818
I think you would know a lot, ya normie -_-
are they the hyrdox cookies? :o
>>730242010
I thought Germans loved salami
>>730241506
>she doesn't put salami on pizza
>>730242010
Everybody I've been around calls it pepperoni. >>730242119
Don't worry I love pepperoni and black olive pizza.
>>730242278
a kutie
>>730242102
We do. Most of us at least. Me at least
>>730242267
Pepperoni is something different in germany
>>730242102
Maestro, "vanilla flavoured cream with crispy cocoa biscuits".
They were like 1/3 the price of Oreos.
not great / 10, won't buy again.
You love the salami -_-
>>730241056
Your entire life seems to be a huge string of undeserved misfortunes lol
If it's a hardship discharge do they give you something in return?
>>730242466
I only love Ben produced salami -_-
>>730242452
Is your favorite topping pepperoni?
my favorite kind of pizza is Hawaiian
>>730242373
a Picasso
>>730242267
pepperoni is chili pepper in german
>>730242607
Im cant really stand Hawaiian. I had too much of that some time ago. Now only the smell of it is too much for me
>mfw no smug posts
Lemme see them smugs
>>730242452
Well I don't live in Germany. >>730242715
Why are the Same names used for different things.
>>730242869
Beep boop boop?
>>730242869
no
>>730242813
that's why you enjoy in moderation :o
>>730242629
a ff
>>730242869
>>730242594
No, they don't. I just get to not have a permanent mark on my work history that says "Fuck up, do not hire"
>String of misfortunes
It makes me want to blow my brains out between the times I want to blow my brains out for no reason :^)
But seriously, I wish I was ACTUALLY fucked up in some way, poverty, homeless. Something rather than the constant "Oh, here's one small piece missing from the machine, now nothing works!"
If reincarnation is real I must have been a dick 24/7, but never did any real crimes.
Like I must have told a pep rally full of kids Santa isnt real. Twice!
>>730242987
:(
>>730243002
what's this :o
>>730242949
It's boop boop beep you silly goose
>>730242987
Hmmm
>>730243002
Not even smug
>>730243132
Protect my virginity
>>730243132
Tell them about the love of Jesus Christ.
>>730242949
Smug
>>730243132
>what would you do
The red head
>>730243321
good answer
>>730243245
Shit, I was sure I got it right this time...
How's it going?
>>730243251
Taiga can into smug, need to screencap some more though.
How are you today Misaki?
>>730242893
i don't know
wikipedia tells me that "pepperoni" comes from the Italian word for bell pepper. I have no idea how that ended up with different meanings in english and german.
>>730243132
stay faithful to my boyfriend
>>730243245
How you been? Hmmm
>>730243222
3 2s
>>730243621
are you feeling better?
>>730243619
Are you footfag anon who has like 200 foot pics on a dynamic phone background?
>>730243074
>Twice!
Ho fuck, that's horrid, maybe you do deserve it
But eh, at least you can take comfort in the fact that you did your best and all of this shit isn't your fault
I mean that's really not much comfort but eh, you know
Maybe at some point it'll turn for the better
>>730243132
Start the fourth reich
>>730243751
what does that mean? :9
>>730243621
Good, thanks, nice to see you Taiga.
>>730243711
I guess because the German and English didn't talk to each other about pizza?
>>730243821
Yup, still a bit fucked, but nothing compared to yesterday.
>>730243897
Haven't seen you around for a few days, nice to see you too.
Pressing ctrl+s after every sentence.
Brain please...
>>730243875
I can't help but feel I could have done more. I don't know how, but it feels like a scratching in my head telling me I could have done more. It's not comforting. It's not painful. It's abyssal. Nothingness. I just am.
>>730244214
good to hear
>>730243875
hello karen san
>>730244214
I'm just busy is all.
I hit the gun show yesterday and now I've a paper to finish that I have ten hours left to work on.
RIP my time.
>>730244314
hi ayaya, how are you doing tonight?
>>730244265
I think that the fact that you're still putting some of the blame on yourself, even unconsciously, shows that you're a good person who strives to do their best, or at least wants to.
Idk man, maybe it might not mean much coming from some sando on the internet, but you're a good person and I'm sorry your life is the way it is, you really do deserve better and this world just sucks ass
I don't know dess, I think that in the end you're going to be rewarded for your hard work and attitude
Why is Karen so cancerous lmao
>>730244206
Yeah, but that would fail too.
Even flak is something different in german and you got that word directly from us.
>>730244968
okay, a little bored tbh
>>730244968
Ive given up on rewards. I just want some modicum of stability and happiness.
Small shack, good Internet, few friends.
That'd be fine with me.
>>730245229
Well. It's no big deal I guess
>>730245228
He's a Muslim
>>730243132
Kill myself
>>730245409
I don't care...as long as I get my pizza with right toppings.
>>730245228
Fuck you grunt
>>730245230
I'd invite you for some games but I'm a little busy right now, how's college?
>>730245266
I think you will get it, dess. And if you don't well world war 3 is starting soon anyway and shit won't matter when the nukes start flying
It's a win win situation!
>>730245506
mugo no
>>730245815
Lolis are bad uwu
>>730245815
FUCK YOU FOR NOT LIKING END OF THE WORLD
>>730245815
finished my first year now just have to do 2 exams
>>730245656
I'm still going to call it pepperoni
Even with all the retarded horseshit ya gits keep spewin', "I'm not an avatarfag" clearly won a gold medal.
Not just boring and petty but mighty delusional too. Way to go.
>>730245815
Nukes are over stated, desu.
Every place I've ever lived is out of the blast range. Just need to avoid the fallout.
But hey, then I can just take what I want.
>>730243132
pat their heads
>>730246139
we just call it Peperonie-Salami
>>730246344
I ain't here to talk with any of you.
>>730246375
forgot pic
>>730246418
why yes you're obviously here for that kind of attention
>>730246031
It's literally fucking garbage
They keep singing out of sync and out of tune, it's so bad
Literally the worst one so far
You can't fucking like it dude, not even ironically.
>>730246217
I'm not an avatarfag
>>730246279
B-but Watchmen told me everyone will be died!
Also yeah, that seems a lot less stressful than what we're going through now, kek
>>730245915
Every vagina is good
Even if it belongs to a boy
>>730246112
What subjects? Both history?
>>730243621
Keep trying! It's going fine. A lazy Sunday and im chilling. I want to play DS but the mod installed wouldn't work. Can't play with others
>>730243751
I've been doing well. See above slso
PEPPERONI IS A TYPE OF SALAMI
NOT ALL SALAMI ARE PEPPERONI
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE FOR FUCK SAKE
>>730246516
Nope, I'm here to be a pain in your ass.
>>730246605
I don't even remember how yall justified that bullshit
>>730246632
That's good to hear, I've never played DS, what mods are you trying to use?
>>730246758
Or you can just not be a baby that likes pepperoni pizza :o
>>730246775
>yall
>aint
man
I don't know what to tell you lol
So why can't you just say hello like normal people instead of coming in and being edgy?
>>730246758
but does it have pepper?
>>730246775
How do you intend to do that?
You're just entertainment for us
>>730246605
I'm afraid even Allah can't help your soul
I hope it grows into you mg fam, it's fucking amazing
>>730246605
tfw no male (female) bf
It's devastating tbh
>>730246937
I don't eat just pepperoni pizza. I always get deluxe
>>730246984
Couldn't tell you, I don't make pepperoni or other types of salami
>>730247110
you're a baby with muscles idk
>>730246605
You have no idea.
Reformation wouldn't take long
Government collapse would only be an issue for like 10 years TOPS, that's if it collapses.
No ground troops, everyone's to pissed off to fight.
Meanwhile I burn down the filing office of my city, steal a deed, kill the occupants, steal all I'd need for the rest of my life. And Noone is the wiser.
Ehh, more stressful sure. But way more lively than my.
"I haven't left the house in 5 months"
That's only a minor exaggeration.
>>730247110
ok well to recap are traps gay?
>>730246605
yes
>>730247110
cute
>>730247110
you can also try pineapple pizza
>>730246980
>normal people
>this thread
No. I always hated shitholes like this. Beat it, go converse with your kind.
>>730247026
Bet you spineless wimps have some kind of filter so spam won't work. I'll just wait for an opportunity or whatever. You'll hate me soon enough for sure.
>>730242267
Lol I'm sorry Tomoko was just being a douche. I call it pepperoni too.
>>730247396
No
>>730247408
We don't even need outsiders to spam our own thread.
Hope you can come up with something interesting.
>>730247408
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch.
>>730247170
What kind of pizza do you eat
>>730247236
Yes. If you are a guy, and you fuck a trap (a guy) it's gay
>>730247384
I like the picture. It looks kind of retarded, but that's okay.
Someone said Zero looks like Shimakaze, I see the resemblance
>>730247396
Pineapple is shit
dude hate lmao
>>730247715
Hawaiian uwu
>>730246758
this
it's a common logical fallacy, just like all dogs are animals but not all animals are dogs
>>730247715
You know what I'll say about traps
Not gay :^)
>>730247408
You hate this place but you stay here and keep replying
It's obvious to anyone not three years old that you're pandering for attention lol
Also Xiaolin showdown was a pretty good show I think
>>730247278
When are your exam dates?
>>730247233
Nah, I said LESS stressful, kek
At least something will be fucking HAPPENING besides the day in day out monotone garbage we go through the entire day every day
We can only cross our fingers and hope dess, maybe someday
>>730247092
someday you'll get that good (boi)pucci
We can only hope
>>730247065
lul you and the pizza can keep your shit taste tbh
It's bad and you should feel bad
>>730247715
It looks a bit like she's angry with that apple trying to lecture it while yelling
Hehehe, soon, I'll make this entire thread hate me!
All of y'all! Y'all ain't shit!
>>730247916
Too lewd
>>730247656
Ok
I'm in Hungary tho. You are in for a long flight.
>>730247620
Best would be to emotionally abuse some of you but that would require for me to be friendly and seriously fuck that.
>>730247912
That show was shit.
>>730248000
Super creative.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you.
>>730248000
trips checked
didn't you promise something in the start post?
>>730247856
Fag
>>730247715
>If you are a guy, and you fuck a trap (a guy) it's gay
This is why I like you.
>>730247912
I meant like a reverse trap lmao
But in all seriousness, all i want in life is a redhead gf. Like nigga I don't think you understand how bad I want one
>>730247912
Me and the pizza have superior taste
>>730247912
Yeah. You know, this is the first generation in the past 4 that doesn't have a war going on. One is building of course. But still.
For America anyway.
Middle East hates itself so you all are always fighting.
>>730247480
Oh. Ok then
>>730248197
love you too, hon.
>>730246758
Explain
>>730246937
The multiplayer one. I tried it with amother anon but nothing worked
>>730248197
Hand is that you ?
>>730247912
4th and 5th of may
>>730248000
But I'll never hate Karen
>>730248344
I'm sorry :( I never heard it called salami either I was just kidding around
>>730248064
Yeah that could actually work.
For me at least
>>730247769
Gross. Also it usually has pepperoni on it still
>>730247816
No dude, cats are obviously dogs
>>730247856
Cause you're a closeted homosex :^)
>>730247916
I just like how severely unimpressed she looks.
>>730248268
That being said, I'd bang a cute trap :^)
>>730248369
Pepperoni is a variety of salami, but there are other types of salami that are not pepperoni
>>730248357
I love you very much too
>>730248369
I'm just bored
aww that's unfortunate
>>730248197
fuck off sono
>>730248521
not the kind I get
there's a great pizza place in phoenix called Slices, where I would get Chicken, mushroom and onion pizza. Yum!
>>730248584
no u
>>730248521
nah, hawaiian has ham. never seen it with pepperoni.
>>730248197
That's honestly really bad for you anon.
Like seriously. You've devoted months to attacking a community. Do something productive.
>>730248471
Look at these twerps talking about nothing for hours, days, weeks.
How the fuck do you put up with it small talk and inane chit-chat for that amount of time without going insane?
Never fuckin' understood this.
>>730248635
>>730248650
Maybe it's just a thing they do here. All Hawaiian pizzas come with pepperoni here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>730248442
Oh. It's fine don't worry
mai waifu
>>730248712
Well I don't think anyone is very sane in here
>>730248722
still sounds good to me. I'll have to order it sometime.
>>730248266
start post? Which one?
>>730248357
it's an old meme someone did, he's not serious
>>730248271
anyone that likes that theme has their opinion discarded tbh
>>730248299
Except I think our is going to be much faster and more deadly, they didn't have nukes back then, I don't think.
And yeah, sadly it's never a full out war and usually just shitty terrorist attacks everywhere
>>730248396
kek, mine are 3,4,5,10 of may
blegh
>>730248268
I just don't get the red color tbh
Why red in particular
why not a qt blonde
>>730248700
it's a joke ya dingus
>>730248722
You could ask for no pepperoni ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>730248521
Help me get out uwu
>>730249016
Don't you dare skip the op my fam
It is sin
>>730249016
>>730238720
>Mods please don't ban me I'm a very nice Karen
>>730248834
Just don't let her eat too many pork rinds
>>730249016
It's like the IRA over in Ireland. Less religious and more political though.
>>730249016
so that's why you are offline for eternity
>>730248962
Minus the disgusting pineapple, yes. It does
>>730249139
I don't like pineapple
>>730249144
Why would I do that?
>>730249278
>>730249279
Great image swap
>>730249278
>>730249279
magic
>>730248712
>twerps
holy shit dude
how bored are you to be spending your evening with a bunch of people you hate
>>730248521
Fag
>>730248834
Nice unibrow
>>730249016
I don't understand it either. I'm extremely attracted to it for reasons unbeknownst to me, but I'm not complaining. I know my dad used to have a bit of a thing for redheads, but I doubt that has anything to do with me.
>Why not a qt blonde
blonde hair is bad and overrated
>>730249408
not even alone?
>>730249499
Idk, you tell me
>>730249408
Because we cannucks have to stick together :^))
>>730248938
I did an internet test.
I must be sane.
>Mrgumin
>>730249501
Yes, that's accurate
>>730249536
It's a terrible fruit
>>730248712
So let me ask you anon what keeps you here? There is always someone coming around to fuck with this thread but nothing ever comes of it.
At some point don't you think it's just boring? You say a lot of shit about how nobody here does anything yet here you are, with them.
I don't know anything about you anyways.
>>730249768
what's your favorite fruit? -_-
apples have no flavor
>>730249680
Stay away from me tbh :^(
>>730249815
I like cherries the best, blueberries a close second
>>730249728
stay in school
>>730249934
my guess was wrong :(
those are both fine then
mine is bananas
It burns when I be
>>730248938
I don't even know. Threads like this are around forever. The gene pool really could use some through purging
>>730249499
Well, got me there. Waiting for something but I will leave ASAP
>>730249802
Hate. Anger. I hate you all. I always did and always will. I need nothing but one chance or a way to fuck this all up. I'll lurk most of the time and search for whatever weakness. Messing around with people is never boring, trying to befriend them is.
I am DeJuan "Energy" McDaniel.
>>730249944
too late for me
>>730249680
Oh you.
>>730249148
You are correct
I will be a very nice Karen, promise
>>730249278
Isn't the IRA responsible for money though
>>730249279
no, has nothing to do with that, just going through some stuff that should be sorted soon dess
>>730247110
>yfw when you try to choose a better waifu than helga
>yfw you cant
>>730249934
O-oh
>>730250243
:^)
>>730250271
why would you put konata next to a homosexual? uwu
>>730250136
Don't you think these containment boards already act like a purge?
>>730250176
me too :(
>>730249501
first death grips
>blonde hair is bad and overrated
now this
>>730250273
OG tsundere
>>730250358
r00d
>>730250420
it's good, one of your better ones
>>730250136
You've been at this for years haven't you? It just seems insane. You do you I guess. Just how much free time do you even have?
>>730250406
Brown hair is better lmao
>Posting alts
haHAA
>>730250136
You screencapped yourself, really?
And you didn't get the ponies to leave, the mods did, they got their own board
Also just holy shit overall dude, you really need to get out of your edgy phase because all the people here do is just talk and do no harm to anyone in particular. If you actually hate someone for doing that then there's something seriously wrong in your life that you're projecting on us
Go solve your own issues before you come here to feel important, like you're actually making a difference in someone's life, because really the biggest impact you're going to have is making me type out this paragraph
>>730250243
>>730250243
Irish Republican Army (IRA) is a terrorist group.
Rather than bombing civilians though, they bomb government officials and buildings with smaller devices. Rather than a radical change in the world order, they just want Ireland to be, some other government, I don't know. It's complicated.
>>730250737
Savage
>Mizore
>>730250662
>what is autism
now watch the goalpost move