My girl asked "why me", help me niggas. What should

Context?

"Because your ass looks like the side profile of a bent elbow and I'm into that."

>>730226856
She's a girl I gave my number to. I asked her out she said yes but she wants to know why I picked her

Because the last girl had aids

>>730226808
i could have a romantic relationship with a wide variety of women and some would probably make me happier but because of circumstances we developted a functioning relationship from which i get some satisfaction... and thats quite nice


>pro tip dont say it out loud

she sounds needy. don't bother op. honestly.

Just tell her it's because you want to sex her

Op here
She's 54 I'm 20

>>730226808
You should put your internet connected devices down and then kill yourself, because the first thing you thought to do was ask
>the 4th channel

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What do I say

>>730227772
Indescribable. Being around you makes me feel alive. That excites me.

>>730227772
You make me feel like without you, i am not whole any mor.
Also if you leave me i will kill myself!

>>730227601
No chill

>>730227772
tell her to fuck off

>>730227772
say >>730227955 that one, OP
he did get dubs after all

>>730227772

god, I think I'm gonna puke

>>730227772
Horny

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>>730227955
Winrar bitch

this is beta shit

when you tell a girl beta shit like this, she'll think you're pathetic.

>>730226808
>why me?
a1: why not?
a2: cuz your mom doesn't seem to be interested.
a3: flights to Japan are expensive.
a4: it's not going to suck itself.

Tell her you want to shit in her cunt

>>730228932
I would definitely go with a4

who da chick in the pic op posted?

Alright nighas we have date tomorrow

>>730228549
The best answer was obviously no answer. That would have been a perfect time to ghost for 3 hours.

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>>730226890
Underrated post

>>730229128
Yeah you would have to be gay not to

>>730229171
I waited an hour to reply

>>730229322
Tell her "because you're married"

She has been blacked, no go now guys

>>730226808
Sauce?

>>730227415
wtf

>>730227772
>>730227028

Jesus Christo...what a fucking annoying cunt. She sounds annoying too.

>>730229616
I like em olderish

"'Cause I like ya"

>>730229672
This is all a lie

>>730227415
how the fuck did you get a milf girlfriend

>>730227772
What a needy, self-centred cunt.

I don't see your relationship being very good, OP.

>>730229793
I work with her. I started talking to her and I rubbed up against her on accident. She backed it up.

>>730230066
More proof or it didn't happen.

>>730227028
"because you look pathetic enough to have low standards, so i have a chance"

>>730230141
It happened one night, then we started touching over the next few weeks. She'd rub up against my chest or I'd rub her side.

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It's going down boys

who is the woman in the OP pic?

>>730226808
If you don't know what to say to her, then you don't fucking deserve her.

>>730230747
Nigger you're moving too fast

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>>730230747
Tranny alert

>>730231617
Nah

>>730226808
"Because I find you intersting"

Guaranteed panty dropping line. Use it.

>>730232685
She wants me to come over now

so go over there, bone her .... we can't spell it all out for you

>>730226808
Nice and sexy.