Hey /b/ How in the fuck do you start a conversation on this

Bump, I want some fucking response

"wanna see my dick?"

>>730215279
That's a pretty decent ice breaker I think, might be useful.

>>730214509
Look at what tinder is. Its an all you can eat buffet of cock for these whores. Don't fucking play their game.

And it works IRL too

you can't do much tbh.
if the girls want to talk to you, they will.
else they'll ignore you, girls get matches at 80% of their swipes so they have a long list of dudes all texting 'hi how are you doing' .Only if you stand out and the chick digs you ,she will reply back.

>>730215504
This, so much fucking this.

Guys on dating sites and apps don't get this.

You need to stand out.

Understand her Inbox is stuffed full.

You're just background noise, make yourself stand out. Show you read the profile, something.

The real problem is, when they don't give you anything so that you can stand out.

>>730215504
I have only one photo and no description besides 420, that might be problem. But why these fucking cunts are swiping me right if they aren't intrested in me?

>>730214509
Be out of the ordinary. Everyone starts with "Hi how are you" or some stuff. Be clever, be creative.

>"Hi iz gurl I like thing"
"Damn I like that thing too but that other related thing is much better"

Stuff like that.
I had a pretty neat conversation about Zelda that way, she likes OoC and I prefer Majoras. Kicked it off in a similar way. Read their descriptions, try to get a conversation going from there.

>>730215663
Lots of Bots

>>730214509
>eyy gurl u wan som fuk?

>>730215696
The real problem is that most of descriptions are empty.

>>730214509
see
>>730215619
>>730215504
a gril once told me that the secret to that shitty app is to stand out.
be original and interesting, fill out your 'about you' with something interesting thatll make cunts want to keep reading and looking in ur profile

>>730214509
just tell them "Hi are you God?" works everytime for me, they answer out of curiosity to see what kind of autistic fuck you are, but then you can act normal

>>730215663
For keks.

>>730215830
If I could master that last part.

Instead I just mention hobies and shit I'm into, possible interesting things about me.

>>730215884
How is that funny?


Alright, thanks for advices, I get it, I need to have an intresting profile, but how?

I'm studing some IT shit, smoke a lot of weed, fuck with underground rap shit only few people know of, watch football, workout, play vidyas and watch TV series. How could anyone bitch be intrested in aboves? I'm into femdom as well but I doubt it's good idea to claim that in about me field.

>>730216247
You have to understand that most females there are just fishing for attention by you showing interest in them. Don't worry about the low reply rate.

>>730216247
Theres your problem. Why do you think girls should be interested in you? You're typical as fuck. Stop smoking weed, its for losers and it kills your motivation. Stop watching fooseball its fucking boring. Its the equivalent of women watching soap operas. Stop watching TV, that shit just melts your brain and wastes your time. Play less vidya. Go get some exciting hobbies. Be better.

OP you're clearly an insecure pissmop uglyass motherfucker super duper faggot so it's pretty normal you can't do shit, is very likely that your only matches are with hoes uglier than you

>>730216675
So you mean - stopd doing things u like and start enjoying shit you hate? Fuck you then, I would rather be alone doing what I like, than changing myself and not enjoying things I do just to get laid. And I don't watch TV at all, plus football is my passion since I used to practice it for years and I'm still playing it when I have occasion. I hate travelling, I hate fucking normies getting drunk etc. What do you mean as intresting hobby?

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>>730217055
Fuck you man, I'm pretty sure I'm not fucking ugly. I could post my pics but I don't like the idea of fucking faggot like you jerking off to it.

I found that a great way is to crack a joke to make them laugh.

Which is easier said than done because most of these stupid bitches dont add shit to their profile for you to work with.

And like the other anons say, these cunts have hundreds of dicks going after them. Im not a bad looking dude and I dress sharp but compared to most of these other guys? Cant compete

The only thing I do better than most of these niggers is make bitches laugh. That only goes so far though.

Tinder is also kind of shit. Ive been using PoF and have had more luck TALKING to bitches. No fucking yet.

Im thinking of closing my shit out for awhile so I can workout and better myself so I can confidently throw up more stuff.

But honestly I just wish there was a site with women that are nymphos.

Cause at least that way I have a good and faster shot of fucking someone.

I JUST WANT TO DRAIN MY BALLS. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND EVEN AN AVERAGE LOOKING CLAM?

Also, does anyone know of other places to go to for hooking up?

>>730215663
if all you have on your profile is 420 then all you have to do is ask if she wants to blaze

>>730217653
Well, that's a really good advice, never thought of it, thanks.

>>730217623
I'm working out and I'm in pretty good shape, I wouldn't post a pic of my body though. It's kinda vain and pathetic imo, plus a lot of bitches out there has in about me field stuff like "if u have pic of ur chest there, u should kill yourself" so I don't think it's such a great idea.

>>730214509
i just deleted this app. Its full of bots . If you live in a small town dont bother with it.

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>>730216247
You sound like a fucking loser.

>>730218221
Why do you think so?

Start dating guys instead you faggot.

If you look good enough you can become the one playing hard

>>730214509
I just deleted this app the other day - worthless.

Rule #1: be attractive
Rule #2: don't be unattractive

Have fun m9

>>730215862
Try this terrible advice, OP

>>730216247
>underground rap shit only few people know of
I'm sure your superiority complex is a huge turn on. At least with mine I think I'm smarter than people, not have better knowledge of crappy niggers going nowhere in life.

>>730218221
Puts a picture of a loser up. Lol

>>730218964
Sick burn

>>730218729
Problem starts to have continue conversation and not being autistic, this line is cringy as fuck.
>>730218910
Actually, I'm smarter than most of the people. Didn't mention that, but the IT stuff I'm studing was the hardest to recruit on my university, and it's one of the best university in the country, so I think so. I'm redpilled as fuck but I think all of that makes me unsocial even more.

>>730219414
>I'm smarter than most of the people
>one of the best university in the country
They have high standards from what I can see
>spoiler alert: the country is Uganda

>>730216247
Why is it not funny?

Tinder isn't serious business anon. Most females just use it to laugh at the losers and see what hotties they get matched with. They have no intention of actually going on a date from it, or fucking. Unless of course you are in the 1% of super chads, in which case they will drop their panties.


Don't take tinder too seriously, it's all about looks anyway. That's the whole point of it, you get judged by that one photo. No one gives a shit about your profile, unless you are Brad Pitt looks.

>>730217058

> hate normies
> is an absolute weedsmoking, vidyaplaying, no-redeeming-features having faggot

You belong to /r9k

>>730214509
Literally just say this for the lulz. Post screens.
>Hi, where are you from? Am i suppouse to say something witty or what to have better chances? I think I might be pretty boring and don't really enjoy talking to the people so it's pretty hard to me. I'm not autistic, I think I can fit in every situation but I just don't enjoy talking to the strangers.

>>730220634

Guaranteed 0 replies, kek

>>730219959
No, it's country on 14 place in world's education ranking (higher than amerifags).

>>730220272
I had a date from tinder this month, so it's not that uncommon.

>>730220329
What are those redeeming features that I should have? I like illegal activities, passed the exams for some fuckers this summer, they paid around average monthly salary for that, so I feel kinda cool about myself sometimes.

>>730220634
Kek'd. I've even started the chat already with saying "am I suppouse to say smth witty or what" before but didn't work out at all.

>>730217058
Be yourself anon, dont listen to idiots around here.

>>730214509
A lot of them have 0 intention of talking to you anyway.

Some girls only swipe to see who swipes back, and some are trying to gauge who what their 'level' is and will be trying to upgrade.

Don't take that personally as some girls don't even check it that often.

If you ask a simple question with a one word answer forget it...

Hello how is you day
Good.. You?
Yeah good......end

Pick a random topic, say a random thing, ask her something about a picture. Just don't be autistic about it
I got my best response by putting something funny in the bio section.. One was a TV quote from a show. They didn't know where it was from but was different enough from everything else it got then talking

And if you can't hold a convo just drop it an move on. Shows it won't work well in real life either

Stop worrying fam

Good luck

>>730217058
Im not saying do shit you hate to impress girls, thats cringy af. I mean find some things you like that are more interesting. Push yourself outside your comfort zone a bit. Go do some extreme sports or learn a skill to do as a hobby and be creative. Youre wasting your life being lame. Its sad for you and women dont respect it. Challenge yourself you degenerate

>>730221010
> thinks ''am I suppouse to say smth witty or what'' is going to get him attention

KEK, get a load of this autist.
You sound like one of the most generic human beings one can get out of a random character generator simulation

> i can't do shit
> i'm not interested in shit
> i'm not entertaining
> why do girls avoid me ?

top jej, anon, top jej

>>730214509
Have a few hoties matched.

Chose a name and an opening line and I'll deliver

>>730214509
Knock knock joke or refugee rape statistics. Redpill them on Islam. Don't even wait for a reply. Just spam them and enlighten them.

>>730222134

well post the name list then, faggot

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>>730222134
Screens hot actually attached this time

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>>730222230
Few more

>>730222230
Avril might be a boy. Ask how they feel about the gender spectrum and slob his knob

>>730222323
Alright, do Samantha

lets see her bio for the opening line:

>>730221850
doing it just for lulz u fuck, hoping for some girl to have sense of humor is that hard to understand?
>>730221725
Give me some example. For me growing weed outdoor where it's highly illegal was pretty interesting and challenging, but it's not the first thing you want to talk about to a girl. I kinda feel like I'm wasting my life, but I should get a decent job with high salary in a few years and I hope from then my life will get better. I've already started gaining my work experience and at least I'm career-orientated and I work out so I don;t feel my life is that much of a waste.

>>730222323
Why is there a Tom on there. Are you a faggot

Show chat history so we know type of convo you've been having for pointers

I had to do this with my m8 and he resisted and didn't want me to see... Wah wah... What he was saying was okay he just wrote it in a spazzy way

>>730218025
i've got a topless pic and like 100 matches.. ur over thinking it

>>730222323
>fucking Tom
u gay mate?

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>>730222465
Alright here we go. Looking through her pics super needy girl from middle to high school, got super hot in college. Seems to have low confidence and little dating exp as she falls for "fuck boys"

>>730217247
well he nailed the insecure part.

>>730214509
>are you pregnant?
No
>want to be?

>>730222705

That line was, is and will never be funny you autistic fuck. How spastic are you? They must have accepted you in IT just cause they needed retard quotas filled, s m h


Everything you've listed so far as something you consider interesting was moronic. Literally no one would give a fuck about you growing a plant


> lel i grow weed yea
> oh that's cool
> plus i do it illegally
> cool
> cool

great convo

>>730222898

alright, are you trying to fuck or to troll, so we know what opening lines to go for ?

>>730218025
just don't post a bathroom selfie. shirtless photos in places without a floating turd in the background actually work. The only thing better than posting with your shirt off, is a pic with a cute animal though. I know it's not tinder, but it's still a shallow hook up dating site.

https://theblog.okcupid.com/the-4-big-myths-of-profile-pictures-41bedf26e4d

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>>730223076
Decent, but I like

>A: Do you like rape games?
>B: no
>A: That's the spirit!

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>>730214509
like this

>>730214509
>im not autistic

>>730223176
Anything; it's linked to a fake Facebook account through a proxy email so I'm safe. Do whatever I'll deliver

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>>730214509
I gotcha fam

>>730222898

Tell her you are impressed by her ability to play the violin, but you are wondering if she can also play a mean rusty trombone too

Topfuckingkek

>>730222749
>>730222866
Yea, I swing both ways

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>>730215619
>>730215504
Doesn't work, i ask them about what they've written on their profile and dont get a response.

Pic related, this is what girls want on tinder.

>>730223330
>>730223443


Do this one anon, it's hilarious

send a gif, works 80%-90% if the time for me

>>730223088
Didn't say I was talking about my plants. You can easily criticize me and u feel so much better, say then why do you think u r so fucking awesome and what awesome things you do so I could learn something from such a cool guy as you.

>>730223443

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>>730214509
This worked for me

>>730222323
ita is the faggot in the red shirt ay

>>730223589

> implying i'd like to teach austic fucks wisdom

tend for yourself, i'm good

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>>730223443

I'm impressed anon. What's the plan...?

man my fucking bio just says 'lets get fucked up and stay in bed forever' most girls love it and want to do exactly that, works like a charm...i'm in berlin btw and drugs are really accepted here so yeah that might be a plus

>>730223497
no school tomorrow ay kiddo?

>>730223848
if i ever met you in person, i would beat the living shit out of you, faggot.

>>730223458

Well by the same token, how many fat girls do you swipe right with? Or butterfaces?

It goes both ways man, just girls have the luxury of being more picky.

>>730223834

It was fail-proof either way, but I don't think she got it, kek.

Regardless, you can say that like any instruments she'll need to practice for hours to master it but you are willing to be a good teacher if she's up for it

>>730223834
Funny but there aren't any chicks with profiles like this where I live. Either blank or just a basic introduction. Her profile screams insecurity ffs, too easy.

>>730223693

Nah its the Asian chick. She doesn't play ball

>>730223993

Technically, I do have a lecture i'm supposed to lead. I know it's chicken tendies and a wank day for you though

>>730223458
Duh, point is, how is a man supposed to get ahead when not even given a chance/match?

>>730224253

Nigga, just roll with my advice as you do so far and you'll get them to play ball, fuck is you doing letting a female lead the show when she knows she's there to get the dicking

>>730224134
Sent, awaiting response.

As stated by other anons she seems easy, if I get lucky (whichll be next weekend) I'll put up a new thread

>>730223833
Yeah, it's easy to say that you fucking faggot but I could clearly make fun with everything you come up with the same way as you do about my hobby's, so just fuck off. I think every subject could be unintresting, it's about how you develop it in conversation. It's not like I couldn't have a decent conversation at all, as I mentioned before I had a date this month after texting with that girl for a while. It's about ratio of replies to matches, and some anons explained it to me in some way.

>>730224975
Try a harder girl, no profile info. Post results

>>730224975
no probs, just make sure you give it to her long dick style on my behalf.

>>730225076
This anon's date says is 155mils away and i'm literally getting him responses right fucking now. You sound like you need to sit down and shut the fuck up

>>730225095
ezpz

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>>730225095
Meet hanah only info is her locations

>>730221264
Tits or gtfo.

>>730225197
I wouldn't touch that bitch with a stick so it's not really impressive. And the dick jokes are your pick up line? Really?

>>730225325
charge your phone goddamnint

also, that bitch is clearly not there for a fuck, just to see how many orbiters she'll have. Doesn't matter cause you are just trolling anyway.

Go for: How about you ditch that trident and I poke you with something else instead?

>>730225325
That's a dude, dude. Notice how the trident is hiding "her" neck? Look at them shoulders. Probably a former peewee linebacker.

>>730225528

we are not doing pick up lines here faggot, that anon is trolling whores atm. Meanwhile some of them are clearly also dimwitted cockhungry whores that trolling them actually scores you responses/points as well

Gotdammnit, you are so fucking new

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>>730225533
Relax I have a lightening charger next to me at all times

Went with this

>>730225653
I don't see your last 2 posts being anyhow related to previous conversation then.

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>>730223645
I like, I gave it a shot. Interesting results

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>>730225701
Seem to be slow with responses; any other opening lines you guys want to try?

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>>730225805
I'm sure how to take it hahaha

>>730225819

Pick a few harder chicks, at the same time, and why are you using dick pick up lines? How embarassing

>>730225819

lemme pee Matti's bio

>>730225795
I ain't helping you score chicks. On the other hand gladly helping anon here to troll broads and post hilarious results. Strap in or gtfo

>>730225862
Because bitches love the dick.

>>730225805
lol nice

tell her, 'i'm watching you'

>>730225819
Tell Matti you want to support her financially if she will let you watch her get ravished by another man. Sexually.

>>730225926
too late but I should have. fml

>>730214509
1. be attractive
2. dont be unattractive

>>730225838
Lol 'it's free bitch' or something like that. Say you have some at your place, if you're up for it ;)

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>>730214509

Yeah.. it's usually the talking on tinder part that's the hardest. Once I actually meet the girl IRL, the chance of sex is around 97%.

>>730218657
>>730226020
samefag

>>730225895
It's my thead, I will do whatever I want fucker. Didn't even ask you for a help, if you understood it that way you are a fucking moron.

>>730222705
God you sound like such a fucking autistic. Download grindr, you'll have better luck there you beta cuck

>>730223458
this really hurts anon...

>>730226046
"I can get you some to try"
Not my smoothest moment

>>730226099
doubles confirm this

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>>730225838
>>730225926
>>730226046

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>>730223458

Well they want to fuck the hot guy but that's it. When it comes to dating, you also need to be rich and INTERESTING. I know plenty of hot girls who have flings with male models but generally get bored after a few weeks of sex.

It's really up to what you want out of the girl, and how attractive she is. To actually date 9/10s, you need the whole package.

>>730226070

> 97%

kek

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>>730225932

>>730214509
You will never have a girlfriend

>>730226076

nobody gives a fuck it's your thread loser, eat a fat dick and lie in a ditch somewhere for all we care

>>730226276
This girl is dense

>>730226276
the joke totally went over her head lol, maybe shoulda said a free dicken side you is never a bad thin haha

>>730226276

that physically hurt to read. Your delivery of the punchline was absolutely pathetic, sorry anon

>>730226476
Wasn't my proudest moment. I need to know what to do now though

if you wanna meet a girl, here's how:

1) go to a bar
2) find nice girl
3) buy her a drink + talk to her
4) ?????
5) profit

its really that easy.
stop smoking so much fucking weed, stop over thinking it, and just go out and try it.
maybe she'll say no, but who cares, she might say yes and it'll lead to sex.

you could get laid tonight.
assuming your not some hideous mole man, ANYONE can get laid to night. problem is your being a pussy.

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>>730223458
>>730226364

No it's true. First off, I'm not an attractive guy by any means (6/10 maybe, v skinny but decent height). So I do terribly on tinder and at bars/clubs w/ pickup etc because obviously the girls go for the attractive chad types.

But if I do manage to get a girls attention, in a 1v1 setting like a library or a cafe, then it's pretty much guaranteed I'll fuck her that evening. Turns out a little hypnosis gets you a long way.

Y-you too

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tinder in asia is so much better than NA tinder, although it used to be better back when it first came out

>>730226412
>>730226743

>>730226815
This, I got laid on tinder several times in the first few months of it being out but now i find there are lots of girls who have no intention of actually meeting up with people on it.
I deleted the app and stick to real life hookups now.

>>730226276
Stop with the sex jokes. Ask her out. If she says no, then she was never gonna do it.

Where i come from people with the name Kevin are stereotyped to be autistic/dumb - so i wrote in my bio that i don´t fullfil that stereotype and most of the time i get the "You´re nothing like all the kevins i know" kinda compliment - usualy go by that and being funny; sadly i´m average looking in every fucking way and nothing special about me apart of humor so all i got was eating a girl out

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>>730226970
i was back at the university of colorado when it first dropped, it was INSANE. girls were like "hehe isn't this tinder thing so quirky?" but the hookup rate was soooo fucking high since it was only university age people. now it's literally pay to win POF with a worse pool. i lived in korea and it was a similar date rate as original boulder rate, but they're way more about just dating and hanging out than actually fucking

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>>730226276
This is her btw

>>730227232
wew lad, i can tell that snatch stinks from all the way here

i used to have a profile picture of me covered in 5 kittens. my old dealer used to foster cats on the side of dealing for her cousin, so i snapped a quick one. in my profile i wrote "i love fostering kittens!!!" it was like fucking wallhacking

>>730214509
Give no fucks...

Literally just say random shit that isnt autistic

The last gitl i matched with i literally just talked about her dog and ignored her even when she was like i wanna hold hands, grab my ass, carry me up stiars.

Just dont take it too seriously. Also some girls dont use the app often because theyre bombarded with messages so she probably has notifications off

>>730215457
This

>>730225838
Wow she's dumb

>>730214509
https://youtu.be/8uwYo_M_I5Q

Hold that

>>730227891
Nope, she knows. Women are smart but they're good at acting dumb.

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I accidentally matched with a Scorpio

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I'm so beta I can feel it when I read it.

>>730227232
>>730226276
>>730225838
>>730225805
>>730227891
>>730227003

>>730228195
How old are you?

>>730228172

say: How far up does that tattoo go and can my tongue follow it ;)

>>730228248
It's not a tattoo it's just body paint
I already asked

>>730228195
waiting for the response so i can go to sleep

>>730228323
18 but also a loser

>>730228292
asking : is that a tatoo was never going to get you anywhere t b h

>>730228387
shit wrong reply was meant for

>>730228238

>>730223249
good one KEK

>>730228195
"text the address and stuff"

lol u tried at least

>>730228477

>>730228195
> not being decisive about where to take her

she still gives you a chance saying at her place is actually fine

> text the address and stuff

holeeeeeeeee fuck some of you guys

>>730228424
I asked what her tattoo is of

>>730228546
I'm sorry
I'm new

>>730214509
Ask her out. Tinder does the introduction for you. Ask her if she wants to get some chicken nuggets.

Also be attractive. Seriously, looks are everything with this shit. If you look good enough they won't care about what you say.

>>730228195
Don't ever "ask" a girl for her number...Tell them to give it to you. Same with arrange a date, don't ask them when or where they want to do something, TELL them.

>>730228556
Ask her if the tatoo ends to her pussy

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Biggest issue with people using Tinder is that they are fucking boring as shit with their opener. 95% of the time it's

"Hey, how are you?"
"Hi"
"Hey, we matched! :)"

Like no... Girls don't want that, girls get that shit all the time, girls want a guy who is unique, not like every other dude.

Try to be creative with your opener, look at her profile and make a jest out of it, or her hobbies, if she listed them. If you want just straight up be "trollish" on your first comment, obviously not autistic /b/ faggot response like "Wanna see my dick" that only works on sluts.

TL;DR don't be an autistic boring fuck.

>>730228752
that's the retarded version of what I already suggested

>>730214509
Ask her out on a real life date to talk, first thing.

You can't get a girlfriend talking online, take her somewhere first thing.

When you get pussy and a family you can thank me.

>>730229045
Also make a bullshit profile and make your life appear super interesting and full of stuff and very fun.

You're not going to get a reply if all they see on your profile is a boring photo of yourself and how you like video games or what not.

>>730229045
>getting family material on Tinder
Lmao. I've met only a couple, but most are lost causes.

you don't pick a girl on tinder.

you get picked.

smoke a joint and look at yourself in the mirror, figure out the kind of girls you want to like you and do something to make that happen.

>>730228195
I want my dicken in your chicken

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Listen up you virgin autistic fuck.
I get chicks aaaaallll the time on Tinder by just fucking with them. If you can made a girl laugh you're almost already in her panties. Just shitpost with them. Pretend you're on /b/ just tone it down a bit.
Pic related is from this week. Fucked her first date

>>730228195
well op?

i've tried bumble, the chicks are less attention whorish and not looking to collect matches and they have to worry about the ice breaker.

>>730229693
I think your right anon

>>730229693
pics or it didnt happen

>>730229783
all they do is say hi anyway, it's functionally the same as tinder except it attracts more prude girls who think they're less whorish for using it.

>>730228195
so what happened OP?

>>730226633
Uh huh, sure

>>730229877
We're meeting up again soon I'll get pics. She is pretty slooty

>>730229903
>>730229699
He's not OP, and he mention going to sleep if I'm right.

>>730230093
That was me telling him to hurry up so i can go

Does anyone know a free texting app that supports tinder? I use textnow but cant use tinder with it (fuck paying for a phone service). So im stuck not getting oussy from tinder for now.

>>730230234
Alright, sorry then.
They could bring ID's back though.

>>730229882
> girl says hi
> you say you hope she's more talkative tomorrow night when you meet for drinks
most profiles complain of guys not wanting to meet and want to be text buddies. all you need is some balls

>>730230093
>>730229903
>>730228195
I think she fell asleep
i tried to recover

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>>730230601
whoops

>>730230398
>most profiles complain of guys not wanting to meet and want to be text buddies.
Really?

>>730230634
>Mississauga canada

A lot of them, yes.

>>730230824
I'm from Oakville

>>730222323
>tom

faggot

>>730230899
I search 15 km which picks up toronto and search 19 - 40yrs old ( i am 40). I meet a new girl every 2 weeks or so.

Haven't used Tinder since last year, anything changed?

>>730230622
Ill just say this:

Dont get depressed if this doesn't work out cos it looks like she ran away. Just keep using the advice in this thread and you'll become a master. /b/ was useful for once

>>730231101
Netflix and chill doesn't work anymore

>>730231064
I do 30km so I have access to Hamilton, Toronto and Mississauga

I'll tell you my secret. I created a fake Tinder profile using pics of a hot girl I know. I matched with a bunch of different guys in a different state and then waded through the endless sea of autistic messages to find the really good conversation starters and ice breakers.

Then I used those to message my Tinder matches. I started getting more replies and more dates by letting other men do the work for me.

Just make sure you don't make your fake profile for the same area that your real profile is for.

>>730231140
>neverworkedformeinthefirstplace

>>730231140
speak for yourself.. go for a drink near your place then say "my cat/dog must be getting lonely, wanna go meet them." It can be completely obvious what you want but they will pretend to be dumb if they have any intention of letting you fondle their panties

>>730231218
you might like cocks

There are so many single mothers and fatties on tinder it's not even funny.

>>730215279

Honestly, this.

You'll get ignored by most (just like now) but you know any who do respond are 100% up for it.

>>730231218
>Just make sure you don't make your fake profile for the same area that your real profile is for.
Why?

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>>730228747

Brilliant. Holy shit why didn't I think of this.

"Hey I know this is kinda weird but I couldn't help notice you look exactly like my dead Fiance. She died as I tried saving her after she fell overboard on my yaught. I owe it to her to move on with my life, it's been three years now.

Would you mind if I got to know you a little better? Spending nights alone with only my 8" dick for company gets kinda lonely."

>>730214509
>You: "Words can't describe how beautiful you are"
>Grill: "Awwww thank you"
>You: "But numbers can 3/10"

>>730231498

Same guys will be using the same lines on the girls you're trying to get with. Makes them suspicious.

"Looking at your pictures, you look like a fun kinda girl. How about you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up?"

>>730231797
9fag-tier joke

>>730231797
Kek'd

>>730231797
cancerous 'joke'' you probably call your penis Le Cock

>>730231971
this is omegle tier beta cringe

"Do you have a penis between your legs?"

"Would you like one? ;)"

>>730232106
the cancer never stops

>>730231971
Lol fucking cringey ass alt righter.

If I told you you had a nice body, would you have sex with me?

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>>730231972
>>730231977
>>730232059

>>730232248
die

>>730215619
>her Inbox is stuffed full.
haha

"Okay I'm going to get straight to the point. I think you're hot and my doctor says I only have three months left to live thanks to this fucking cancer.

I've decided against chemo because I don't want to spend my last moments on Earth hooked up to some machine, I want to go out happy.

So no bullshit, no dating or anything like that, quite frankly I don't have time. I just want to fuck a gorgeous girl one last time before I go. Trust me, I'm good so what do you say?"

what the fuck apps like tinder can you use without facebook or a phone service

>>730232512
>thinking terminal illness gets girls wet

u new?