Explain movies badly and guess there titles. >Cartoon

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>>730209179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho

> Car commercial
> two and a half hours

>>730209179
Paprika.
>>730209462
Either Fast and Furious, or Transformers.

>Competitors for an international board game tournament get boners over the same girl
>Shit-ton of geopolitical tension
>Adapted from a broadway musical, and one of its songs is a popular 80's one-hit wonder

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This chick tries to cash in on finding some fbi dudes secrets so she can get a boobjob. Fucks everyone over.

>>730209886
Wasn't that Burn After Reading?

>>730209179
Paprika

>china
>punching

>robot titanic love story basically but no boat

>>730209957
Yessir

>>730209179
Perfect Blue?

>big asian fucks a whole country

>guy makes his dreams come true and then goes to iceland

>>730210185
Godzilla

>>730210246
yea

>>730210217
walter mitty

>>730210098
heartbeeps

>>730210217
Walter mitty

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>Michael Cera plays an awkward teen and goes through many hardships to win the girl of his affections.

>>730210286
nice

>>730209179
Fear n loathing in L.V.

>>730210377
scott pilgrim vs tumblr

>a dindu chimpout so widespread it ushers in an apocalypse

>>730210377
scott pilgrim v. the world

>>730210377
any michael cera movie?

>barber
>betafag
>black and white

>>730210339
no

>>730210475
edward scissorhands

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>dwayne johnson
>plays a rough on the outside type with a heart of gold

>>730210377
big bang theory

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jason stathem drives a car and kills people

>>730210540
jack reacher

>>730209462
Cars

>guy suffers tragic loss
>dresses up and takes pictures of himself
>sells to newspaper

>khan
>computers
>world war 2

>>730210540
But that's many movies of his.
>>730210632
Death Race

starship troopers but it's groundhog day

>>730210730
edge of tomorrow

>>730209179
>Amy Poehler and Phyllis Smith travels in a certain state of mind.

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Jesse Eisenberg plays a misunderstood awkward villantype

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>stars tom cruise
>plays young, cocky person whos talented in a very specific field
>trained by older actor
>friend gets injured
>faces rival at the end
>fucks more experienced woman

>>730209179
spirited away

>>730210730
Kekd
>>730210775
Inside Out
>>730210788
Batman v. Superman

>>730210788
batman vs superman

>Hummus loving jew
>Best soldier in Isreal
>Decides to fuck everything else and cut hair for a living

>>730210911
zohan

>>730210911
dont mess with the zohan

>>730210911
Don't mess with the Zohan

>hot girl and a dead guy save japan

>>730209179
Paprika

>>730210500
Wrong

>>730210827
Days of Thunder

>>730209817
CHESS!

>>730210946
>>730210955
>>730210960
Yeee

>>730210984
sweeney todd, i though edward scissorhands was funnier

>>730211011
yee, surprised no one said top gun first

>>730210672
Spiderman

a bunch of wild animals killing everyone, brought to you by mercedes-benz

>a book
>dirt cloud
>treebranch rape

>>730211123
ding ding nice

>>730210475
Sweeny Todd?

>>730211195
schindler's list

>>730211195
source code

>>730211178
Jurassic Park 3

>Guy on train, then in box, then on train, then in box etc

>>730211178
jurassic world

>>730211260
>>730211320

>>730211320
source code...

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These two films usually don't get mixed up

>cars
>autistic main character

>>730211299
Yes, sorry. Tried to delete as forgot to green text. You beat me.

>>730211183
Evil dead

>>730211118
But in days of thunder, doesnt Tom Cruise get injured and not the friend?

>>730211387
i get the joke though

>>730211438
rowdy (the rival turned friend but not the main rival) gets brain damage and cant go in the last race

>>730211405

Grease

>>730211405
Bayformers
>>730211433
Ye

>>730211361
Yes, well done.

>>730211405
cars 2

>wife murders husband
then
>murder suicides her own son

tears in rain

>guy likes music
>guy likes girls
>fourth wall breaks

>>730211554
Serial mum

>kate beckinsale does things

Guy can't get with his white trash dream girl due to her daddy issues, so he does his own thing and becomes a millionaire. Then she dies.

>beta loser
>abusive doctor
>everyone dies

>guy falls in love then loses everything
>cries a lot and drinks milk

>>730211601
lala land

Guy hits and kills a little kid with his car and then he doesn't go to bed

>>730211739
Anchorman

>>730211845
No

>>730211723

Breakfast Club

>>730211885

Machinist

>>730211933
no

>>Adam Sandler playing a lovable yet sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold
>>Bangs hot girl
>>Filthy rich

>>730211679
Forrest Gump

>>730212026
mr deeds

>>730212063
Incredibly no

>boy you need to mine coal
>no dad
>boy you will mine coal
>but dad am smart and do other stuff
>ok son fine am proud i guess

>robbery
>gunshot
>diner
>drugs
>sex dungeon
>stolen motorcycle
>robbery

>>730212100
big daddy? i remember him being rich from a lawsuit

>Mercearies
>Invisible Alien
>Helicopter

>Two teens
>fat woman
>burn her down to ashes
>run away

>>730211405
>cars
>autistic main character
correct answer was drive

another

>everyones black
>photography

>>730212122
october sky

>>730212122
october sky

>no kids, then kid, then no main character.

>rolling
>telekinetic power
>makes things explode

>>730212026

All is Lost

>>730212149
Predator

>>730212129
Pulp fiction

>>730212196
You are correct

>Friend dead
>Big boat
>Brazilian David Bowie
>Red hats

>>730212122
zoolander

>>730212129

It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper

>>730212189
the godfather?

>>730212122
Billy Elliot?

>>730209179
Kids come out of the closet.
An old woman stabs one of them.

>>730212213
Yep
>>730212283
>bruce willis steals a helicopter in pulp fiction
nyet

>lesbian runs a school
>murders 3 students and a dad
>lesbian defeated by black magic
>fat kid eats cake

>>730212344
Nope.

>>730211601
wolf of wallstreet?

>loud fridge
>game show
>ass to ass

>>730210339
Kek

>>730212444
requiem

>>730212409
Matilda?

>mouth to butt recycling

>>730212189
Place between the pines?

>>730212444
Requiem for a dream

>>730212257
life aquatic

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>>730212458
Yes

>jack black sings
>becomes hero

>>730212466
Human Centipede

>>730212483
No

>>730212519
Tenacious D Pick of Destiny?

>two guys
>police car
>get more guys
>police cars
>police cars
>Concert

>>730212122
Zoolander

>beta loser
>abusive doctor
>alien
>everyone dies

there's this guy who becomes the maintenance guy then kills a magic nigger but it turns out he was always the maintenance guy

>dude splits bullet with knife
>kills 2 enemies

>>730212647
Blues brothers?

>awkward guy
>dead best friend
>awesome soundtrack

>>730212162
What's eating Gilbert Grape

>>730212694
Origins wolverine?

>>730212189
Benjamin Button

>>730212191
Rubber

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>>730212730
Finally

>>730212641
could be

>Guy moves to england
>Hangs out with sisters acquintance
>Gets into gang fights
>Uses new skillsets to take care of problems at home

>>730212703
garden state?

>>730212163
moonlight

>>730212777
Nope

>>730212788

Green Street?

>>730211601
ferris bueler?

>3d nigger
>2d animals
>1 sport

>>730212934
space jam

>>730212934
space jam!!

>>730212702
yes my guy

>>730212934
Space jam

>>730212894
whattttt

>>730211601
check my dubs guy

>>730212934
space jam

Snow
Train
Drugs

>>730211085
And it was. Btw, you're right.

>>730212900
Ding Ding Ding

>pin gives hallucination when touched
>house md is villain
>introvert george clooney

>>730212189
Benjamin button?

>guy has midlife crisis
>guy gets shot

>>730213138
American beauty

white nigger turns into space nigger

>>730213138
he was a quiet man

>>730213138
God bless America

>>730211554
Dear Zachery

>>730213050
Hint: drugs made from refined fecal matter

>>730212189
Butterfly effect?

>>730213112
batman forever

>>730212665
hint: musical

>>730212189
IT

>>730212703
swiss army man

Guy goes away with a group of people to meet up with natives, then gets with a hot native chick, then it turns out the other people were the bad guys all along and everything goes to shit.

>>730213351
no. kek

>>730212189
No.

>>730213416
pocahontas/avatar/last samurai same shit

>>730213416
Pocahontas

>>730213403
little shop of horrors?

>>730213050
trainspotting

>guy is a loner
>makes friend
>friend kicks the shit out of him

>>730213200
correct

>>730213405
No, sorry. Looking forward to that remake tho

>>730213416
Pocahontas
Avatar
Dances with Wolves

>>730213534
nice!

>A girl it's so beauty that make you hungry...

>>730213565
fight club

>>730213416
cannibal holocaust

>>730213582
silence of the lambs

> kid loses fiction school paper
> Asshole steals it and makes movie
-kid and friend do Home Alone like pranks in order to get compensation for movie

>>730212163
MOONLIGHT

>Being arrestet but not arrested
>Hanging up with slutz
>Dead

>>730213640
Nope, more recent
Also edit *beatiful

>kids smoke
>try and find kid that got fucking NECKED
>gets hat stolen

>>730213742
cheap thrills

>>730213795
Nope. Sry m8

>>730210080
Ip Man

>>730209179
sounds like whatever that shit tom delonge was making

That cartoon about dream kid

>guy gets aids from his best friend

>>730213616
correct

>white nigger turns into space nigger

>>730213853
"The Gift" documentary

>guy sniffs stuff.
>guy want women
>guy murder women
>no rape, only sniff

>>730213860
2001 a space odyssey

>>730213860
Spongenigger's KFC-Quest

>>730213883
its not a documentary

Elijah Wood
John Stuart
Water

>>730213918
>>730213921
nah

>>730213326

Snow Piercer

>>730213860
thunderpants

>>730214034
nah

>>730213913
The Perfume

>>730213582
Neon Demon

>guy has to listen to annoying music every fucking day

Elderly men not permitted on property

>>730213860
armaggedon

>missing/dead daughter
>james bond investigates murder case
>gets hacked
>daughter alive at the end
>awlward computer hacker turns blonde and becomes hot
>psycho/thriller

>>730210632
every jason statham movie

>>730214125
Javier Bardem in it?

>>730213408
Correct

>>730214193

Call it.

>>730214117
Groundhog Day

>>730209179
where can i get that? is that a card? poster?

>Canine and Candid best friends, owner not happy

>autism the movie

>>730212703
wallflower (the perks of being a)

>>730214231
goddamn it i really suck at being vague

>>730214291
Canidae opps

>>730214125
No country for old men?

>>730214356
Yep

>Racoons spirit helps two sisters, has acorns

>>730214154
oldboy

>guys get beat up by a chink with no dick

>>730214407
totoro

>>730214407
totoro

>dubs guy has secret
>wolverine wants it
>wolverine drowns

>>730213340
No, sorry.

>>730214479
deadpool

>>730214479
the prestige

>autistic faggot meets a girlfriend on his computer

>>730214548
correctorino

Guy loses his car

>>730214356
it was only a matter of time before someone did that movie

>>730214579
dude wheres my car

>>730214433
no

>>730214449
>>730214450

Good job.

>Organs, Loan Sharks, Theatrics

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>black ball
>japan
>killing ayy lmaos

>bro
>step sis
>bet

>>730214579
>>730214614
nice

Teenagers
Collars
Bad Grades

>>730213699
gentleman broncos?

>old white guy has a cool car
>gets a jap a construction job

>>730214154
Millenium

>>730209179
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

> 1. Native American + Storage
>2. Nazis, Occult, Orphan

>>730212189
>Clue time: set in future Great Britain.

>do mechanized humanoids have night visions of energy powered livestock?
>movie

>>730210632
Drive

>>730214672
Cruel Intentions.

>>730214793
no

>hacker gets rape
>anal revenge on rapist

>>730214960
Blade Runner.

>>730214970
Bingus

>>730214943
children of men

>Video games
>Real life
>Aliens

>>730214995
Yes

>>730214909
The Indian in the cupboard?

>>730215016
pixels

>>730214974
Red Dragon

>>730215005
Bingo, good job anon. Time for bed.

>>730215053
no

>dragon

>>730215042
Ding!

>>730214567
her
>>730214439
the hangover
>>730214339
rain man
>answering own shit cause nobody seems to care

>green rock
>songs
>sassy ocean

Again

Canidae & The Candie

>guys go to a bar
>nigger says "no"

>>730215206
the hatefull eight

>>730215240
nope but here is a clue
>90s movie

>>730215151
moana

>>730215332
yee

>zing
>ziiiiing
>boom
>BOOOOM!
>ek

>Japanese Hunger games

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Hermit has people move on his property. Strikes a deal with a wealthy man to save a woman to get his land back. Suceeds

>Board game of unforseen African conseqences

>>730209179
Beautiful Dreamer

>>730215438

Already done. Battle Royale

>>730215438
batteru royaru

>>730215438
battle royale

>>730210080
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

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>>730215454
Jumanji.

>kid with ASPD Robin Hoods a school

(ANIME)FREAK ACCIDENT! CURSE! VAMPIRE! ZOMBIE! COMPLICATED BLOODLINE! MEMES! MULTIPLE UNIVERSES!

>>730215529

Yup

>Cheech, Quintin, and a preacher

>>730210434 (Playing with Friends)

>28 Days Later

>Planet of the apes

>>730215364
star wars a new hope

>two guys
>loiter
>movie is about them

>>730215763
clerks

>>730215763
jay and nigger bob

>>730212026
Funny Man?

>>730215778
Close

>>730215763
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

>Sentient plastics have internal power struggle and almost never get home

>>730212189
children of men

>>730209179
>middle east
>2 hours of gunfire

>>730215834
goy story

>>730215834
Bingo

>>730215834
toy story

>>730215321
>>730215206
lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

>>730215876

Shalom

>Jingle Bells, I'll be back~

>>730215763
jay and silent bob

Someone answer my anime one

>>730215745
ding ding ding

>>730215442
i think i know this but dont remember

>>730215983
jingle all the way

>>730215983
turbo man the movie

>>730216011
Yeah

>guy has government job
>takes an unannounced leave for a while
>his manager dies

>young future drug addicts protects premises from a tiny mobster and city slickers

>>730216053
kek

>>730210788
The social network

>>730216105
home alone

>>730216043

Yus

>Basketball star meets Aladdin

>>730216176
kazam

>>730216176
kazaam
that movie that is so shitty its actually entertaining

>>730216099
is anyone going to take a shot at this one or should i just answer it for yall?

>>730216167

Yup

Time for something obscure

>Young kid acquires alien armor that talks, turns burgers into shitty tasting food balls.

>>730214784
Gran Torino

>guy gets into a relationship with his coworker
>guy and coworker marry other people

>>730216202
>>730216225

I just remember it for the bad

>A primate spends time in a hotel

>>730216273
star kid

>>730216397

Best friend.

> Multibladed Boomerang

>>730216340
la la land?

>>730216256
please

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>>730215442
Lol it's the first Shrek.

A disfunctional family has to move over and over because they have trouble fitting in. Dad falls back into old line of work that happens to be considered illegal. Family ends up involved when someone from the past shows up wanting revenge for what the dad did long ago. Family overcomes and works together bad guy dies in explosion.

>>730216492
i knew it!
thx

>gentlemen and his attorney stop in country infested with flying mammals

>>730216483
>>730216099
skyfall

>>730216462
Krull

> a trio of brothers, martial arts

Bonus

>Ninja handheld. Rob Schneider

>woman gets busted with drugs after returning to america from mexico

>black man in desert with bible

>>730216673
the book of eli

>>730216643
3 ninjews
>much nostalgia

>>730216563

Yus

> Hawkmen, Half-Life, DC speedster

>>730216673
black christian jesus?

>>730216744
bridman?

>veteran bullied by cop

>>730216743

Rocky, Cult, & Tum Tum, then they switched Rocky.

>4 brothers feudal Japan

>us that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode

also

>jim carrey
>flails his arms and makes retarded noises

>>730216839
ninja turtles

>>730216770

Nope

>>730216836
Rambo first blood

>>730216844
that bus movie with sandra bullock
speed?

>>730216879

Yus

>Arbitrator of fear

>>730216844
There is no way anyone is going to be able to guess when the only clue is that SPEED is involved.

>>730216844
ace ventura

>>730216724
correct

>anonymous dude kills degenerates
>theres a head in the box

>>730217099
Se7en

>ded girl tells story of other ded girls
>corn field

>Girl gets fatter and fatter but weirdly it makes two dudes wanna fuck her even more
>old dude hits on her but she chooses the young nerdy dude
>then she loses the weight really quickly.

>mice help orphans
>Three animals cross a forest
>A cat and a pug
>Horror, fantasy, adventure
>Rainforest getting cut up and polluted by humans
>Coco the gorilla raised a human

That all I'm done

>>730216908
correct

>boys father killed by a butcher
>boy finds butcher
>butcher mentors boy
>dead rabbits

>>730210411
are u stupid?

>>730217273
Rescuers
Homeward bound
ferngully
Those are 3 I can think of

>>730217141
correct

>deaf chick
>home invasion
>cool mask

>>730217439
Hush

>toys become alive
>want to kill other toys
>older toys fight
>leader bad boss orders barbies to be alive too
>fight
>older toys win and kid gets kirsten dunst pussi

>>730217321

Gangs of New York?

>>730217492
Correct

>schizo boy
>time travel
>bunny rabbit

>>730217511
Small Soldiers

>>730217511
Small soldiers

>>730217511

Toy soldiers