Waifu thread
Previous: >>730175185
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
Pill here.
Still here
Bored bote
Shill here
still here
What now faggots?
>>730181766
>at least 10 "blank" posts and still counting
>>730181877
I would probably fall a ton!
>>730181891
pills here?
>>730182192
I dunno
Congratulations! A coherent sentence. I guess. Maybe.
>>730182597
Don't forget, you can always kill yourself.
>>730181943
How's your foot, bored bote?
>>730182695
Eat a snickers
>>730182556
Swing and a miss. But it's to be expected of someone who constantly wears an eye patch.
>>730182556
Haha wrong Tomo bb. It's okay we start on easy slopes that it's hard to mess up on.>>730182597
Nah no pills
I've waken up.good day, guys.
it's already afternoon, 1 p.m. , lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su49YABe7t8
>>730182937
True I need you to be my second eye for me <3
>>730182966
>>730183018
I guess meant for this Tomo, why are there two!
>>730183078
Because Tomo is a babe. It's pretty simple to see. Heh
>>730183078
>>730183161
Hey, mate.
Faggot checking in, I want to cuddle snek
>>730183325
Hi noodle. >>730183326
Id snug that snek
>>730183514
Im falling for fake masters here!
>>730183514
literally who wouldn't
>>730183514
Hi Tomokotakotoyoko.
>>730183547
I am your master. Don't forget it. >>730183594
I mean I'd be a bit spooked but if they were nice I would be chill with it. >>730183714
Hi anon.
>>730183820
Ah yes thank you for clearing that up <3
>>730183820
Hi Apron.
>masters
>fake masters
Oh lawdy
>>730182843
Eat a bowl of dicks
>>730183820
>viscous killer
>>730183944
if the tomos keep confusing you, you could just talk to me instead
>>730182745
Still broken my fam
Can actually walk now tho
How's your day, bulli?
>>730183944
Good. I don't want you walking away. >>730183957
Apron? >>730183997
She could be you never
>>730184159
I can talk to both of ya I wont get confused again!
Gotta share the rikka
>>730184287
>the joke
given that I had called you tomokotakotoyoko and you responded with, "Hi Anon."
>>730184287
I'm actually elon musk, funding space travel to get sweet ayy lmao taint
hey gib me what to do now
should I watch animes I took into my HDD from TV?or what else?
>>730184291
I want that to sit on my face
>>730183997
Love your waifu tbh
Alive and well and here for some reason.
>tanya claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_okt8KX61Mk
>>730184864
Sabaton, I haven't listened to that since I hung out with my old roommate.
>>730184287
Better keep me on a short leash~
>>730184284
Fine enough i suppose. Just a little boring. You?
>>730184817
but... she's mine...
>>730185129
>>730184291
>>730185129
>lewd, but i approve
>>730185068
Sabaton is my crack. So is amon amarth, powerwolf and dforce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6-krHfdmGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zN7J64IeBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUWCrCXiVpA
>>730185129
>>730184291
2 lewd 4 me
>>730184778
Watch youjo senki
>>730184637
I don't know when anons respond. >>730184740
Hope it goes well. >>730185129
I'll hope you would do it yourself or I'll be disappointed in you.
>>730185351
Uh...oh
>>730185398
Damn right you like it
>>730185799
Yes master~
>>730185560
Tanya, you do in fact have a good taste in music. Im more of a prog guy myself but nothing wrong with power metal! Super excited my best friend bought us Iron Maiden tickets.
>>730185799
Would having a pic of Noodle each one work?
https://discord.gg/c3UHU hey boiz
>>730185900
You should know what I'm going to say next
>>730181766
You'll never get a "waifu" because you're pathetic and no woman would ever want you; enjoy cartoons you social reject.
>>730185799
brb, getting in a rocketship, only slightly more massive than my dong
>>730182695
>I went into a thread I didn't like and now I am mad!
>How could this have happened to me?!
>>730186150
>>730186177
Damn, its one of those tiny submarines they put inside someone's body to cure their disease.
>>730185900
You are resting right? Can't have you getting too excited after all that work. >>730186028
It would help yes>>730186177
Being one back for me then
>>730186227
Hehe lmao I needed that pic. Thanks anon
9000 intarwebz for you
>>730185900
MOAR
>>730186277
well your mother certainly didn't mind
>>730185900
STOP IT
I am your master!
>>730186312
Ok then.
>>730186227
>good shit
>>730186575
Lmao stop fucking 60 year olds.
Its nasty as fuck.
>>730185970
Fucking nice man.
>>730186054
Fuck off i've seen you in like 6 other threads
>>730186196
kek
>>730186630
Wrinkles? I think you mean texture.
>>730185279
Day and week was extremely boring
Is it possible to develop depression from boredom?
I feel like it is
>>730186594
So up to anything besides posting?
>>730186825
>runs up to you and hugs you, pressing your face into my boobs
Baby!
>>730187075
Oh mama you vanished for a while there. Didn't think I'd see you again.
>>730186057
Ehehehehehhhhhhhh
>>730186312
Youre right but I think I am all rested up now!
>>730186578
No youre not!
>>730187209
Than I am your master, hell i'm everyone's master. I have a fucking gun bitch.
>>730186825
Other than posting on 4chan? Not much. I'm still sick so all I've been doing is going on here, YT, and (hold for laughter) reading Homestuck.
>>730187075
I am slightly disturbed.
>>730186664
Super excited!
>>730187209
SCHOOL SKIRT WHERE IS IT?!
>>730187209
I'm your girlfriend!
So I'm also your master
shit nigga the hall monitor rekt yer ass
>>730187209
Good. Rikka needs their strength. >>730187397
Homestuck? Love mama alone.
>>730186818
Depends on the person. Being stuck alone and bored as an extrovert certainly can. I imagine there's other similar situations.
>>730187446
Lucky af most I know of is a possible sabaton concert in Cleveland OH in a few months.
>>730187397
>Homestuck
Why the fuck do people like that shit. I find it so dam cringeworthy,
>>730187459
Eheheheheheheh uhhh right here!
>>730187527
This is true...sorry!
>>730187727
I think I have regained the strength I lost from today
>>730187727
>Love mama alone.
I'm good.
>>730187882
I find it interesting.
>>730187813
I see
I'm getting tired, I'll head to bed now
I'll see you whenever I show up again in thread
>>730188135
Good. Going to do anything today. >>730188214
Woops meant to leave them alone.
>>730188135
Good!
>>730188246
Goodnight lil ship
>>730188214
how old is she supposed to be here?
>>730188135
>kissu
This is for you
>>730188405
Noodle? Like 14.
>>730188327
I'll happily do that.
>>730188405
she's like 10
Phase one she's like 8
>>730188625
It looks like they have gone :(
>>730188915
Sorry, Mama is tired~
How about a snack before I go to bed?
You can have it straight from the spout ~
>>730189078
awoo?
>>730188618
<3 thanks hun
>>730188327
Were gonna do everything today!
Fuck off, really
>>730188915
Nope
>>730189078
>shudders
>>730189078
No no. I want mama to be full strength. Does mama have discord? >>730189295
Yeah like what my little Rikka? >>730189342
I'm happy they are not
>>730189327
lurk more kid
>>730189479
Uh, a discord?
What's that?
It's okay, baby needs his feedings.
>>730188680
i don't think she's 10 there
and i don't know the gorillaz but i don't think she was ever 8
>>730189612
It's an instant messsge app mama. If you insist mama
>>730189546
Nice try alicefag. But I didn't have a name for a reason. I tried to remain a shadow for a reason too. You are trying to hurt the ego of the wrong guy. Not today
haha yes
>>730189078
Nice eyebrows
>>730189752
>alicefag
top kek this retard has a boogie man
>>730189752
Eat a snickers
>>730189920
*unsheethes Kitano*
Another day of my life wasted at work
>>730189752
what the fuck are you saying
>>730189479
Hmmmm what were we planning on yesterday with Shinobu?
>>730190158
Ignore him
>>730190158
Dude shut up.
>>730190150
Fucking weeb tbh
/kill shinoa
>>730190153
That's basically life
killing time at everything you do
>>730190222
Idk man he sounds like he has a lot of important manners in his internet life
>>730190251
Look at this fucking meme
>>730190165
Gently cuddling you as you massage me
>>730190153
Baby can release stress into mama if he likes~
>>730189726
C'mon suck on them~
>>730190251
It's 3 am. Sleep
>>730190340
>le dies xd
>>730190222
This
Actually meant to say no name anyway
Just shut the fuck up.
>>730190153
hey yuno
>>730190382
do not
>>730190394
xd
>>730190413
Woah
It's a really simple task and you can't even do this much. I mean holy shit guys, the very first rule on /b/ is not to feed the trolls.
>>730190487
See? You failed. Again.
>>730190153
that's also how my days go by :(
>>730190355
Oh was it gently cuddling???
>>730190614
Eat a snickers
>>730190614
The first and only rule on /b/ is
"ZOMG NONE!!!!!!"
>>730190614
what are you talking about
>>730190340
I'm only a meme when I'm drunk.
But I never got drunk so I never was a meme in the first place.
>>730190394
It's like 2.30 am.
>>730190340
Need to buy my whiskey soon, the world's gonna end very soon
>>730190382
Jesus H Christ what the fuck
>>730190443
Hey Shinobu
>>730190625
I need cigs or whiskey to get through mine tbh
>>730190614
>I was trolling rlly xd
top fucking kek the mental gymnastics on this one
>>730190382
Mama people are watching. It's embarrassing. >>730190650
Yes and it was going to go from there.
>>730190382
>>730190713
literally BTFO by facts
when will " shit posters " , " neotrolls " learn ?
>>730190760
Are you trying to confuse me
Thats not nice
>>730190801
The world can at any point you want, it's just the time that you decide to give up
Im off to bed, have a good night.
>>730190801
I just quit smoking, all I have left is whiskey to keep me sane. Always keep that shit in stock.
>>730190680
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>>730190713
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>>730190750
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>>730190842
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>>730190614
You seem to be the one getting angry about it
>>730190974
I can do this too
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>>730190964
good night hitagi
>>730190974
>shit post
>get call out
>pic related
also count the times you posted on the place you hate some more
>>730190801
I don't really get through mine.
It builds up into something bad
>>730190487
Dude saaaaaaame
>>730190760
SLEEP or else
>>730190953
The world is dead to me tbh
Why I haven't killed myself yet is beyond me
>>730190964
Ay whiskey is more important than cigs
Night
My nerd
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>730191283
Hi love anon
>>730191283
Bugger off, matthew.
>>730191226
Oh
>>730191232
>Why I haven't killed myself yet
Well if you put it like that, you make it sound like an easy choice. Maybe you have no reason to live, but no reason to die, I've been there plenty of times
>>730191283
I don't
>>730191378
hello <3 are you doing okay today smug tomo?
>>730191226
Once you tell me who that girl is, sure.
>>730190953
I'm sorry bb, I just wanted to test my webms.
But yes, I'm trying to confuse you too.
>>730191450
Just playing tanks. You?
>>730190999
I am always angry, all the time.
>>730191059
Oh really?
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>>730191145
If you want me to count I will seriously need some time to get that together
>>730191283
Don't forget to eat shit and die
>>730191205
Same tbh, bottle things up tight til it bursts and have a major break down
>>730191444
Well I did promised mother I wouldn't. Told me to think about my family but when I do, I only think of what a failure I am, I bring nothing to the table so why value my living
>>730191569
7
>>730191569
Jackspedicy
>>730191434
that's not even close to my name, silly <3
>>730191444
that's okay! I'll love everyone for you as well.
>>730191534
just laying in bed! I took my sleepy piils and tylenol PM and melatonin, so I'm hoping to sleep for a long time tonight!
>>730191569
I'll do my best to die someday! after all, we're all just working our way towards our inevitable end!
>>730190877
Oh yes yes now I remember!
>>730191569
Yeah really
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>>730191612
And you should honor that promise for the rest of your life, no matter how hard it gets. Life sucks, drop out.
>dont
>>730191688
What does love mean to you?
>>730191612
yeah..
on a weekly basis for me now
>>730191569
Eat a snickers
>>730190877
Don't be ashamed!
Can mama get a drink from you?
>>730191796
hello patchy friend! are you well tonight?
>>730191846
love means caring about other people! let's go with one of the descriptions from wikipedia, since it's worded better than I could manage, okay?
Love can also be a virtue representing human kindness, compassion, and affection—"the unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another".[2] It may also describe compassionate and affectionate actions towards other humans, one's self or animals.[3]
>>730191846
Well as long anybody don't go try getting me to quick smoking, I need SOMETHING to cope with bullshit
>>730191868
Therapist isn't an option for niehter of us it seems
>>730191613
Tough one.
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>>730191650
Congratulations, the most faggotricious pantshittery nickname I ever heard.
>>730191688
You mean we survive, and what the shit for?
>>730191846
It's on lad
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>>730191920
Eat a dick
>>730191688
Wow that should knock you out. >>730191796
Good. So when do you lose clothes? >>730191946
I'm sorry mama. I don't like eyes. If you want but I've never done it before.
>>730191444
Dude trups and what the hell did you smoke tbh
>>730191472
You asked for it
>>730192062
I never went, even if it's been highly suggested for me
>>730192316
to create a better future for those who survive longer than us!
>>730192341
that's the goal <3
>>730192316
May I recommend a tasty snack consisting of nougat topped with caramel and peanuts, enrobed in smooth milk chocolate?
>>730192316
Got 'em
>>730192518
Same
>>730192000
Heya I am alright how are you doing??
>>730192341
Well someone got trips sooooo now!
>>730192000
I see
Interesting
>>730192062
Nah, depends what you're smoking tbh
As long as it's not meth, you're good.
>>730192316
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eat dicks hehe xd
>>730192377
2 cones of Raspberry crush
>>730192735
I'm not that much of a loser.
>>730192543
Hope you get it. You deserve it. >>730192726
And when do you kiss me?
0 is here
Good morning everyone
>>730192889
Now...
>>730192710
I don't even know what if I can find something that's worth it at this point
>>730192949
good morning
>>730193119
Lots of tongue
>>730192726
I'm doing my best!
>>730192735
consider it a great well of empathy and care for everyone, how's that?
>>730192889
I sure hope so!
>>730193133
I wouldn't know what to tell them
>>730192341
Trust me, it'll feel good~
>Mama grabs your privates and starts licking the tip of your penis
See?
>>730193286
me neither
I can't figure out basic things about myself
>>730192726
I'm still here you know
>>730192735
How the weather up there?
>>730192949
Morning! How'd you sleep?
>shinoa
>>730193230
All of my tongue
>>730193621
Go away moooooooooooom!
>>730192735
Hey, Kirino.
I hope you stoped choking people when you are angry.
Weirdo.
>>730193412
Mama you are so lewd! Can you uh do it quick so we can cuddle? >>730193732
And can I grab your butt?
This is not even a waifu thread anymore.
Just let it die.
here man
>>730193499
Right, I don't think its even worth it discussing it with a complete random
>>730193732
We've been through this already
>frenemy