Squirrel drowned in my pool. Going to scoop it up and clean the

Wear tight panties and put the dead squirrel in the front and screenshot for us.

decapitate it, hollow out the body and wear it like a condom

>>730179306
reroll

Skin it and hang the skin as a flag on your front porch/lawn

>>730179306
lmao reroll

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>>730178307

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OP here, the dogs were getting annoying as fuck so I'm outside of the fence to keep them from trying to push me.

>>730179306
rolling for this

>>730179306
Roll

Fuck it

>>730179739
Wow you weren't kidding about that little jigger's rigor.

mince the meat, and feed it to your family

>>730179306
roll

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Consume

>>730179931

I don't know how long it's been in there, my kid told me about it being there. Must've been there all night probably.

>>730178447
Roll for myself

>>730179306
this one

>>730179887
roll

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Tie helium balloons to it. Unleash Mr sticky head on the town.

yeet

>>730180598

Fucking kek

Tempted to go to the store and buy like 20 balloons and either send Sandy Cheeks to the town or send it to space.

Put in neighbors mailbox

Nail it to a cross and burn it in front of a church

>>730180777
WINRAR

>>730178307
eat it

Give it a viking funeral on a tin foil boat

>>730180777
Fucking kek

>>730178307
Mail it to PETA.

>>730178307
Do you have any pics of your daughters feet?

>>730180777
topkek this is the fucking best

>>730180777
Do it OP. Trips have spoken

>>730180990
Uh yea, why? Get dubs and I'll post them I guess..

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>>730180777

OP here, that's winrar boys

Unfortunately, the nearest church requires driving through the highway to reach it. Bright side; it's a synagogue. I'm in an Air Force base and the entrances are locked down right now for routine testing, but once they open up I'll update with more pictures. Here's a bonus picture while we wait. Gotta head to Home Depot and get some 2x4s and Kerosine.

>>730180777
Lmao trips demand it!

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>>730180777
Praise kek

>>730181218
Rolling

>>730181259
Bonus points if you get a lot of smoke

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I will be excited to see this happen mainly just because OP actually delivering happens maybe 1/100,000 threads

>>730181671

Might be hard to pull off since it's pretty windy, but I'll improvise somehow. My biggest concern is doing it without getting caught. Anyone have ideas?

Bump for unintentional hate crimes

>>730181827
don't let people see you

>>730181218
Reroll for feet

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make him fly using balloon

bump

[spoiler]original meme[/spoiler]

>>730181827
presoak everything in gasoline so all you have to do is light the flame

>>730181259

your dog has a nice asshole. I would push my cock in it

if this post ends in a 6 then OP must fill the squirrel with gasoline like a balloon

>>730182176
WINRAR!

>>730182176
fucking kek

>>730182176
op should comply

Bump for synagogue shenanigans

A more serious answer, bury it. Wait a year and dig it up. Should just be bones. Bleach it to kill any bacteria then show it to your kids as an anatomy lesson.

We fond a rat skeleton that we gave to a curious kid friend of ours.

>>730180777
kek of the highest quality

>>730182546
Pussy. Mosque.

>>730181827
Any updates Op?

>>730182739
Piss off newfag

>>730183509
>Thinks bones are cool
>Is a newfag
Sure thing, faggot.

OP here, sorry for the late reply. Due to the bullshit in Syria, the base is locked down for today. We had a 1-star and 2-star general come in today. I'll update with pictures when necessary. I'll probably head out early tomorrow before 9 since that's when people congregate near the area.

>>730183990
What time zone you in? I need to know when to tune in for OP's shenanigans.

bump, this shits amazing

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>>730185244

OP here, I'm in EST. Just to make sure I'm not bullshitting, here's another picture.

>>730178307
make your kids eat it.

>>730186256
Store the squirrel in a safe spot so it doesnt rot

OP here, off to bed, no stores are open at this time so no shopping until then. Not sure if I can even pull it off tomorrow. I'll do what I can.

OP, please post a picture of the squirrels face.
I wish to make sure it is 100% a good squirrel for proper synagogue cross burning.

>>730186950
Roll

>>730186950
re

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>>730186950
OP here, this is the best picture I can snap, hope it's good enough.

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>>730187993
Now is the time and you know what to do..

OP, buy a little string and tie it around its forehead, then buy an eyepatch and glue it or something to its eye and then get a piece of paper and write "Solid Squirrel" on it and staple it or glue it to the squirrel

>>730188772
i meant "Venom Squirrel" but you get me.

re roll

>>730188772
roll

>>730188772
rere

>>730188890
rerere

>>730188920
read the thread you retard

>>730188950
theres already been a get, the burning cross
But i'd prefer to see a burning Venom Squirrel than a regular squirrel

>>730188772
rererere

>>730186396
re-roll.

>>730188772
Final re-roll, im rolling for something else if i dont get anything

>>730186396
alright then looks like im rolling for this

break it into little pieces and make your kids eat it