so what's it like to actually have a girlfriend /b/? Had

>>730177575
their breasts are like sands of bag

>>730177625
hey Steve. How are you doing these days?

Really? No one else?

>>730177780
im okay. im making an egg salad sandwich right now.

>>730178475
>eating salad ever

No wonder... Eat a steak like a real man.

A relationship isn't really something you can explain in a couple of sentences.

>>730178646
then explain it in more than a couple sentences

>>730178624
real men dont need to prove anything to another man.

>>730178646
Yeah I'm curious too

>>730178646
can you explain it in 3 sentences

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>>730178742
it's like you've never read pic related

You spend more money, you fight with someone and then you fuck em. It's nice to have someone always there. You don't need it tho. In fact, after my divorce, I recommend most people figure out their lives and just have fun with others in the meantime.

>>730178860
no. im a salad eater.

Lots of work but lots of fun. Especially if they are loyal to you and constantly shower you with love and show how deep of a love that they have for you. Sometimes you wonder if it's worth it, or if there is something better out there for you, but then you realize that you don't want to take what you already have for granted.

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>>730178962
>not encouraging securing the existence of our people and a future for white children.

You are a failure to Commander Rockwell.

>>730179018
how do you know if they actually love you tho?

>>730178798
Not really? I've had many, all different. Girls were different and I was a different person at a different point in my life each time. Now I've been married for 8 years and that's different still. I have a partner in life, someone I share everything in with. She's flawed and so am I but we make it work. It's just...life. >>730178751

>>730179226
They tell you.

>>730178860
OMG LOOK AT ME I READ BOOOKSSS IM SO SMART AND INTELLECTUALZ

>>730179226
After spending lots of time with them you begin to see and understand it. They tell you it all the time and then prove it in actions.

>>730179305
>just believing peoples words up front

How young are you?

>>730179226
you dont, thats what so fucked up about relationships

>>730179351
>>730179460
I'm 36. You?

>>730179305
>they tell you
KEK
women are the greatest liars of all

>>730179378
what's it like being with someone you know really loves you?

>>730179645
Yes

>>730179247
no side chick?

>>730179779
degenerate.

Why risk your marriage and family just to get your dick wet? It's not worth it man. Grow up.

>>730179578
Humans lie. We all do. Women have lied to me same as men. If you aren't able to tell when love is real and a person means it then I'm sorry. Not everyone lies all the time, it just seems that way when you've never been in a relationship or loved anyone.

>>730179779
Nope. Just not worth it.

>>730179895

pussy

>>730179779
>side chick

dumb nigger monkey shit

>>730178700
>>730178798
lol

>>730179645
its awesome, you can feel something insede your chest something warm that feels just great, but most of times is a self made illusion because you cant really know if that person really loves you and they will end up dissapointing you

>>730180063

pussy

>>730180043
How about not ruining your child's life because your wife flips out when she finds out you've been cheating?

Growing up in a split household sucks ass and it's not worth it.

>>730180203
pussy

>>730180138
how do you get a girl then?

>>730179895
like your wife isnt getting fucked by another dude while you arent home nigger, just saying.

>>730180148
I'm not the one who's so scared of legitimate intimacy that I need to fuck up every relationship I have by fooling around on the side, pussy

(I say this knowing full well you're probably a virgin that's never even touched a vagina)

>>730180415
pussy

>>730180138
this at first

> then it is just a pain in the ass they all lie they all cheat ,steal girls are the worst ever only good for one this to stick your dick in and half of them suck at that too fuck um go out get laid when you need it then cut then lose

>>730180467
pussy

>>730178798
You are only ever as happy as the least happy one of the two of you. Your partner can and will be the best and worst part of your life depending on circumstances. The depth of the bond you develop is worth all the stress and pain until it isn't anymore.

>>730180323
Have something in your life that's going on, something that makes you unique. A hobby or a passion. Be confident. I never even had much money but didn't have trouble finding girls. It's mostly attitude and not being desperate. Desperate is the anti pussy.

>>730177575
FAR MORE TROUBLE THAN ITS WORTH.

the bitching, moaning and complaining about everything and their goddamned retarded whore friends who are catty jealous as fuck whores is pointless.

then they expect you to be a walking wallet for their amusement.
they get paranoid you are cheating on them, as they are getting the train run on them by Chad and Jamal, and blame you for making them have actual feelings about something because they have to lash out at everyone because of daddy issues and "childhood trauma" which boils down to they didnt get the WHITE/or/PINK Barbie dream car, and didnt/did get a pony.

>>730179916
what the fuck do you know what i have felt for someone before you biggot mothefucker?
>able to tell when love is real and a person means it
can you read people minds and shit? you think you have all figured out, you are so experienced, you can know exactly what people's feelings towards you and if they are real, are you some kind of magician and shit? get down of your fucking high horse you piece of shit, you can never tell what other people are going to do or if they are going to change their minds dumb faggot, eat shit
yea im mad

>>730177575
Have the kind of gf I've dreamed of. First real relationship at age 20. Type of girl that nerds fall for and gets hit on by lot of dudes in the club. So happy.

Five months pass. She's told me she loves me twice while drunk. I just can't say it back. Nearly cheated on her in a club. Have dreams of other girls and jerk off to random threads. Don't know what's wrong with me. Have never met another girl more perfect for me so why do i not adore her?

So OP, don't concern yourself with it. It's all just hype.

Different for everyone tho so I dno, download tinder and give it a go yourself.

>>730178860
Jackie got some smart things to say in his books. He's as close to my version of what i think is right, as anyone writing today.

>>730180859
U mad?

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>>730180792
gtfo MGTOW

>>730180859

calm down pussy

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>>730180918
you'd probably love pic related. Not perfect, but bready good and terrifying if you know what's good

>>730180323
you dont even need something that makes you unique and all that faggot weaboo shit, jsut confidence, girls arent supreme holy beigns, they are humans, equally shitty and normal than the rest of the world, if you like a gal just make sure she is on your league and then just talk to her, she is probably as desperate and lonely as you m8

>>730180415
>knowing full well
>probably
pick one cuckfaggot

>>730181599
took you ten minutes to come up with that? weak shit nigga

>>730180996
>>730181133
whatever faggots, keep pushing tyrone's semen inside your wife

>>730180792
That shit happens when you build attraction through money. Im serious this is the number one reason of failure.
>Hot chick
>Kinda average guy but buys stuff
>"Ill ride him until it gets boring"

Its totally different when you kinda share your bank account but im talking about the very begining of a relationship.

Most guys buy a girl a cocktail or something to drink at the bar. Dont be that kind of guy. Either go for split bills or play a game of rock paper scissors. If she doesnt accept your offer, she just wanted the free drink and you dodged a bullet.

>>730181441
I don't think this is true anon ..i think most girl's are brought up with it beat in there had me are desperate and it is worse if they are not social misfits

>>730181741
not the same guy dumbass, try harder

>>730177575

> grass is greener

>>730181741
still a pussy

>>730181886
Have fun being a lonely sad neck beard while I'm living with my wife in a house and property that I bought with a good job. Wipe those cheeto stains away with your salty tears.

>>730181957
i didnt understand shit, but sure m8

tixed

> I don't think this is true anon ..i think most girl's are brought up with it beat in there head we are desperate and it is worse if they are not social misfits

>>730182046
/Thread

>>730182070
KEK
sure think that if it makes you feel better, i have been single for 2 years now and i fucked a lot of gals just with this attitude
have fun beign a beta cuck, you are so pathetic that your happiness depends on your bitch nigerfucking wife

>>730181888
>checked trips
also, this is pretty true actually... It's how you represent yourself and how you attract people. If you used money to attract women, then the women you are attracting are the ones that just want your money... you are perpetuating the cycle.

>>730179226
You'll never be 100% sure, but as the relationship moves forward there are little things that give it away.

But there are times where the insecurity of whether the other person loves you or not will drive you fucking crazy.

>>730182403
Yes, let the butt hurt flow through you. Just like a diarrhea river flowing into the ocean of shit that is your life.

Kissless virgin

Last gf I had was for about a week in 8th grade.

What's sad is that I'm not even ugly. I just got fucked up in the head from a porn addiction at a young age on top of being pretty beta. All I would do is get validation from girls but never actually had much desire to have sex. Fapping was fine.

Even now, I don't care to have sex or a gf beyond just to fill that massive gap in my development and get it out of the way.

>>730182694
pretty similar situation here too, Anon.

Ever since I was 6 I wanted a gf just for the emotional connection with someone. Sex was always just a bonus thing that came with a gf. It's pretty sad when you think about it.

>>730182694

as long as you're happy

>>730182627
haha this retard trying to be funny
keep it coming, you need to defend this fantasy world of yours so much, dont let the anon diss your ''wife'' KEK

>>730182070
anon if you don't mind how long have you been married ?

>>730177575
Depending on the day, I could tell you that you're missing out if you don't have a girlfriend or that a girl is not worth the trouble.

Relationships are great, but they can turn into shit so fucking fast that you wont even realize when you start hating the person you once liked.

>>730183051
i've never been married actually, i just enjoy creating this fantasy worlds where i actually live outside my mom's basement and i have a wife and kids

>>730183232
Twin brother?

>>730183232
I am not the one you are Waring with ....it is a honest ?

>>730183232
unless this is true ...kek

>>730181192
thanks bro, checking it out now.

>>730183232
loser

Sex all the time, but with the right one its like being with someone who you can share your most intimate things. Like your bowl movments and flatulence.

>>730183686
loser

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>>730177575
its pretty cool ig, havent had one in awhile

>>730183797
pussy

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Its like takeing a roast and putting it in the microwave, lube it up and stick it in

>>730184148
pussy

>>730184516
loser

>>730184810
loser

>>730185640
pussy

>>730185794
faggot