Hey can you tell me any quick painless ways to an hero just found

lead in the head

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Bump

Ain't all that bad.

Don't jerk off and touch other areas because herpes in your eyes would be really fucking bad.

>>730175110
he's prob underage

>>730174887
I'm more concerned at the fact that you are a nigger

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>>730174887

>>730174887
smash your balls with a brick that should get rid of your herpes

>>730174887
live with them, can they really be that bad?

>>730174887
BLACK PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go out get a lot of drugs coke mdma speed mix it all together and some vodka then have a death party

>>730175947
edgy fag

>>730175866
Yeah no girl will ever wanna be with u the girl I'm talking to now said she wilk never have sex with someone eith a std

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>>730174887

Go hop on positivesingles and fuck somebody that has HIV, they also have people you can fuck with herpes.

>>730176618
aren't there like dating communities or something? like a herpeslife.com or something where people with herpes can get together and swap their strains in a scab filled bump-a-roo?

>>730174887
Are you crazy? Now you're immune to herpes! go bang some whores!!!

>>730177191
ahhh i like this thinking

your were born with a disease worse than herpes its calling niggerosis only curable by death

Hahahaha herpes is the common cold of stds. Staggering amount of people have it and most don't even realise. Pretend you're one of those people. And hey, let's assume it all goes tits up and you're exiled from society? You were gonna kill yourself anyway so you have all bases covered.

Enjoy the rest of your life don't kill yourself like some sort of faggot

>>730174887
Let your car run in a garage with the door closed. Then do a shit ton of drugs while jamming to some music for the last time, you'll pass out and don't feel a thing. Best thing i could compare it too is like drinking a few bottles of night quil then clocking out, but you know forever.

>>730177781
It's not just that I'm a denegrate who dropped out of highschool and heavily depressed I never even leave my room my life is pointless

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>>730177959
How'd you get herpes if you never leave you room. Kek

>>730177959
And you can always go back to schools.

>>730174887
1 way I've always fantasized about:
> 1. draw a nice, warm bubble bath and pick out your favourite book.
> 2. get as drunk as humanly possible while taking as many sleeping pills as you can buy.
> 3. don't forget to slit your wrists!
> 4. lie in the tub, read your book and just wait.

>>730178573
how you gonna read if you drunk

>>730174887
Cum in your brain so it gets herpes and dies

>>730177959
Yup life is pointless. Best thing about it.

Google "what to do when you're a degenerate and can't think of reasons to leave room".

Only play video games in the evening, get fit, improve your degenerate clothing style etc, at the very least just start doing something different or you'll go crazy and do something irrational like becoming a 4chan user or something

>>730178234
Ex gf it sucks cause so many girls at my job are into me but they are so innocent and I can't get with them because of it I never even talk to them

> 1. go out side
> 2. start yelling very loud you gona kill whitey
> 3. keep up till cop come
> 4. run at cops
that's it nignog will work fosho

>>730174887
Assuming it's real, herpes is treatable af if you catch it early, stop being a little bitch. If you want to an hero then live stream sedoku faggot

>>730178753
I do it all the time. maybe I'm the exception, not the rule though. My other suggestion is to play bastion or watch a comedy.

I like bastion because if you manage to make it far enough the narrator implies that you are actually the villain of the story - not the hero.

>>730179188
thats sounds kinda sad

>>730179093
not black
wat do?

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>>730179326
what, Bastion or committing suicide?
because if you think suicide is sad probly don't kill urself m8?
but Bastion isn't sad, not imo anyway. I like that the narrator tells you you're the bad guy, but you press on, keep trying to make the world a place worth living in.
I think it's inspiring.
To clarify: I think about killing myself probably way more than is healthy, but I'd never do it, because that's giving up and I won't ever do that. Just not in me.

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>>730174887
Ha, you evolutionary deviant! Truepath individuals are immune to all of the herpeszoster viruses, including chicken pox and small pox. Sorry, it sucks to be a honkey or nigger? #conspiracy?

>>730174887
Well seeing as that picture is a cyst and not a herpe sore, you're good if that's you. Medfag here

>>730179338
well then anon you will need to really have a gun but then you should be good ...ok ??

>>730174887
It's nothing.
Before the 70s it wasn't even considered an STD. It's basically a few bumps every few years (or never again). They only call it one to sell herp medicine.
A quarter of adults have it, probably more.
You have thousands of different viruses living in your body, and now this one; it won't make a damn difference.

>>730180890
I already figured it out actually: blackface. It was so obvious.

>>730181157
Do you have it?

>>730174887
bruh i fucked this nasty bitch and my dick is all bumpy and gross now but yet i still get laid, i guess i kind of try to hide it but its pretty obvious via the texture, ive seen mad bitches with hpv spots and shit

Fentanyl, you distended labia of a human being.

>>730180755
The small bumps are called vesicles and its very much caused by herpes so wtf are you talking about

>>730181928
>i still get laid
There's an element of trust in every encounter. You're betraying that trust and the consequnces are permanent. Go back to wanting to kill yourself.

>>730180890
yes anon good idea didn't think of that

>>730179038
Ah, I see. Well if you're going to be an hero may suggest murder suicide. Just think if it as as final fuck you to the world before you leave. Plus she gave you the herps.

>>730178851
kekkin hard

what? how bad can it be - you are a nigger so you are hung like a horse. Go fuck dem bitches.

And get acyclovir (Zovirax)