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Dubs decide what I buy from the gas station across the street.

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Dubs decide what I buy from the gas station across the street. Only have $6 'cause I'm a poorfag.
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some gas
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The girliest lighter they have and a bottle of water
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A Gatorade, a 211, and some tic-tacks.
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>>730166361
$4 of gas station sushi
2 99ยข gas station burritos

Prepare for a night of explosive diarrhea.
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$6 worth of tampons
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gas station hot dog or Slurpee
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>>730166361
Get change for $6
Then throw them at the cashier
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>>730166361
Push pop, bubble gum and if you have enough left over some cigarette papers
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Sushi and coke. Don't knock it till you try it.
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>>730166792
Sounds plausible.

>Do it op
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redbull man
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>>730166792
Bump
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>>730166361
poptarts. unfrosted if possible
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3 20 oz. Steel Reserves
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>>730166954
dammit it's not dubs but now I want some poptarts
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>>730166361
What country are you in?
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bodybuilding magazine
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>>730166361
As much as eggs as you can buy. Then boil them all and eat them
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Forty of Old E and another forty of Old E.
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>>730167022
well shit poptarts it is
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2 arizonas a 2bags of chips and a pack of gum
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>>730166361
A pack of smokes
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eggs
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Doritos
A Diet Coke
And the rest on quarter snacks
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6 dollars in nachoes
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>>730166361
Does your gas station sell alcohol?
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>>730167099
they don't sell nachos
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>>730166361
A box of condoms and some duct tape.
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>>730166361
30 packs of XX-small condoms
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>>730167022
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>>730166361
>Hand over your money to the cashier
>Tell him/her that you don't want to buy anything
>That you're doing this just to stabilise this country's economy
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>>730167111
I'm 19 so they won't sell it
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>>730167111
>>730167099
>>730167144
damn nigga
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>>730166361
Booze
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Ski mask and a glock get you Old E and the pop tarts. Win win.
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anything you want
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post proof when ya do!
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>>730167079
Reroll
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6 dollars worth of pork rinds
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>>730167198
Unfortunate. Buy some nachos, smother them in fake ass cheese. Also, Slim Jims. They're simultaneously terrible and amazing.
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>>730167163
The sundae ones are pretty fucking good.
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>>go to the gas station
>>enter the store
>>slam the 6 dollars onto the counter
>>look at the cashier and say
>>"ill give you these 6 dollars to take out the gun you got under the counter and shoot me with it"

come back with results
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>>730167342
Mmmmmm. Good choice, anon. Especially the salt and vinegar ones.
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Funyuns
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Jack Links beef jerky sweet & hot
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Go to gas station buy big gulp of soda and a big bag of chips and go home and be happy bro
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anything you want, but post results
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>>730166361
I would tell you if i got dubs, but i got 93
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The most wrinkled hot dog on the hot dog roller
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>>730166361
save that $ cus u a poorfag
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>get 6 dollars in various coins
>throw them at the cashier
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Xxs condoms and hotdogs and wink at the casher
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>>730167585
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>>730167510
blessed image
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Put your 6 dollars in the tip jar at the counter
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>>730167755
winwar
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>>730167755
...well shiiit
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Ask the casher how much this will get you
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$6 worth of pennies and then dump them all in the take-a-penny
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>>730167755
Sorry, OP :/
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>>730166954
>>730167163
Didn't have unfrosted but oh well
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>>730167755
Beat me to it
>>730167853

Deliver op
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>>730167755
ha ha another night of going hungry
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Gay porn magazine
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Put $6 worth of gas in a poweraid bottle, throw the gas on the attendant inside, light them on fire, take any as much as you can carry out of the store
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>>730167755
well.....
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>>730167921
Timestamp or u leave all your monies in tip jar
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>>730166361
spicy pork skins and a 40oz Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull
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Already got the poptarts. I'm fucking hungry k
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>>730167921
the Brown Sugar ones are the best
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