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ITT: Everyone act like gentelman until someone get trips

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ITT: Everyone act like gentelman until someone get trips

Be polite sirs
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How is your day my dear friend? Everything is ok? If you need something Im here
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*pours cup of earl grey tea
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>>730160788
I must acquire triple ending digits of the same ammount
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Oh my.... this is jolly.
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Anyone fancy a bit of tea or crumpets?
I do declare that today is a lovely day for some Wordsworth or Coleridge, how about it boys?
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>>730160788
Good morrow fellow nobleman! I do hope your evenings are splendid so far
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Thread originator prefeers the company of gentelmen
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Good show
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>>730161025
Steady on dear fellow, do you know what such a beverage does to your mind?
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>>730160788
*uhm* Allow me to say, you got sixty nine sir
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>>730160788
Can i interest any of you fine gentleman to some scrimshaw?
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>>730161420
*Sensible chuckles
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>>730160788
Fuck u nigga i aint gonna be polite
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>>730161625
I believe we've found our youngling
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>>730160788
Those are some fine dubs, Sir-anon
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>>730160788
verily the night sky washes over like a blanket of the finest silk, like the skin of a dusky maiden
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>>730161625
oh how I adore the youth and their rebellious spirit.
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>>730160788
fucking shitting dicktits

I fisted yer,mum lasy night m8 u a bitch op how you gonna act
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Drop it
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*raises little pinky
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>>730161625
hiding in the woodpile young anon? such mischievous capers
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Has anyone here seen my Rolex? I cant find it anywhere. I would appreciate your help mysterious person of this social network
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>>730161789
Oh such youthful carelessness
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>>730161789
Pleaser sir, you need to leave now, dont make it harder
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>>730161904
I haven't seen your Rolex unfortunately , but in case you are willing to buy other watch , please take into account my advice to buy an Audemars Piquet.Great pieces of artwork.Have a good night friend
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>>730160788
>>730161388
Nice dubs my friends, but I guess we need trips to get serious?

Let just see what we can do.
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>>730161789
There is plenty of soap in the bathroom young chap, i fear you may need to chew on a bar for quite some time.
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>>730161625
your swashbuckling shenanigans have gone too far, good sir!
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>>730160788
Has anyone seen my micrometers? I'm angsty to do some science.
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>>730161904
Verily, I do believe a gentleman of Afrikaan decent hath made off with thine timepiece, good sir.
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>>730161789
Present thine nipple, lass or kindly leave the premises.
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>>730162113
Let us try again
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>>730162088
Im glad you have suggested me that option, now I could see the hour with the elegancy of a real king
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I myself hope we never get trips, it's nice to just hang out with some fellow gentlemen.

Of course, a little bit of friendly banter never hurt anyone, so I won't have a problem when the time arrives to take off the gloves.
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>>730161616
>161616
I say...
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Tis' a lovely day, might go out with the misses for a stroll.
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Attempting to aquire triples; wish me well, gents!
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>>730161789
sir, they are there to tend to the cotton plantations. Do not engage them in conversation.
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>>730162332
drat, so close to those triples. Fine attempt young sir
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Hello chaps, how do you do? My friends Huey and Lewis have some news for you all to partake in.
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>>730160788
>>730161616
Dear me, is that.... Trippleeelesnnigggaaaaaaaaa
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>>730162332
YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF--

Oh, my bad, good heavens. He was off by one. Pardon me, I was mistaken. Quite a surprise, that was.
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>>730162423
please my fellow friend
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>>730162373
Good luck , fellow friend.I'm also into acquiring triple digits
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>>730162427
Does this even count?
>>730161616
>>730161616
>>730161616
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>>730162443
it appears you have much similar luck. Best of luck on your next attempt
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>>730162365
How quaint. I do oft reminisce about those old captioned images.
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>>730162332
>>730162443
Now, this is just ruffling my jimmies...
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Meh
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>>730162427
Hohoho, I am really enjoying how are you trying it

Have a nice day sir anon
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I could suggest some femanon post her favorite pic of her sumptuous decolletage. And tits in the meantime.

That would be quite the extraordinary thing to be quite honest.

As we stumble along toward the trips. To pass the time, see.
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>>730162507
Well gents, it looks like we're in quite the pickle here.
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>>730162507
youngling, you should enlighten yourself on the concept of the triples. Good day
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>>730160788
>>>730161420
>*Sensible chuckles
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>>730162510
The same to you, although I'm not after anything but dubs myself. Trips just don't seem to appeal to me when it would bring an end to the cordial conversing.
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>>730162528
One finds them in the depths of a /b/ image repository, such uncivilised times.
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What if a certain gentleman acquires 4 consequtive numbers?
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>>730162507
>>730161616
it counts. fucking newfags.
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Lets do the swingers party! Whos in?
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>>730162574
Ah, but my dear boy... I count in base 16
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>>730162657
Good heavens sir, I'm getting the vapors just considering such a situation.

I suppose we will find out if the time comes.
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>>730162623
again just missed it if it's dubs you seek. oh dreadful day
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This ends now niggers
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>>730162665
That was quite close, you should improve your aim next time dear friend. Good luck
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>>730162744
kind sir, you are among well-spoken friends, please adjust accordingly
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>>730160788
guise be nice.
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>>730162709
Such is life. One cannot be too worried about these things. Dubs will come to those with patience, you must not worry yourself too much with each one that escapes your grasp.
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This shall end now!
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>>730162815
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>>730162805
i'm jolly fine just partaking in the conversation. I'm non concerned of things of such frivolous nature
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>>730162784
My apologies sir it was but a slip of the tongue and I assure you it will not happen again
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>>730162423
Ah but it seems I am remissed. Perchance may I excuse myself from the conversation and return some film reels to the local shop?
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>>730162898
oh dear heavens
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I never frequented a thread such as this before but i must confess, I'm having a knee slapping laugh in the comfort of my latrine , mmm yess. Enjoy the days gents
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>>730160788
>>730161388
>>730162088
This thread got some nice dubs, but still not good enough for our needs.
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what's everyone doing this fine weekend?
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good evening
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Well, I suppose the gloves are coming off soon...
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>>730162630
Ahhhh such chaos and savagry. Many a times have I been pressured into creating "Original Content" in hopes to enlighten this board of pictograms.
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Can someone end this internal suffer that im feeling inside of me? Get that 3 digits we are looking for
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Go
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madam
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i must excuse myself
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>>730162970
Nothing out of the ordinary. Just giving the old wank a yank.
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>>730162665
It seems you are in fact dimute by a single digit.
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>>730163002
It seems like the suffering is not over yet , my friend
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>>730162973
good day dear sir (I assume)
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my, what an exquisite thread gentlemen
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>>730162670
How unpleasant.
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One must win the ladys hand by calling of the three identical numbers
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>>730163058
oh that sounds like a grand ol time! Perhaps I will take heed and do the same
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>>730162670
Pardon me, I do not find that amusing
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>>730161625
Oh my! Has the black slave gone loose again?
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I prefer large buttocks and I'm unable to deceive. Now divert your gaze to my repeating digits
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FUCKING FAGGOTS I WIN
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Let us end our suffering .
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FUCK ALL OF YOU
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>>730163102
indeed. there have been a few oafs present however, trying to spoil our good time>>730162670
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>>730162701
I fear war on the horizon if said numbers were to appear.
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>>730163255
Please censor your vocabulary , sir
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>>730163224
kind sir, there is no need for such unpleasantry
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>>730163255
Oh dear.
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Some of these cads are gettinf mighty close
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a
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my lord
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it is an honor to be gentlemanly
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>>730163255
>>730163224
gentlemen please watch your language
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>>730163301
indeed
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>>730163224
I must communicate you some thing... You didnt win.
I know it hurts, but you need to start again.
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REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>730163334
GOOD HEAVENS, SIR.

You nearly gave me a heart attack
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So brash
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>>730163334
goodness gracious
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>>730163334
jolly close old sport. i wish you the best in your next effort dear boy.
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FUCK YOU
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>>730163334
it appears this empty-headed sir has come quite close to the goal we all seek
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My comrades
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555
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>>730163164
May I offer you some... perhaps provocative material such as a photographic glance up a womens' gown?
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>>730163224
>>730163255
What a shameful display. Your guardians would surely sour from the site of you.
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I
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I wish to not aquire trips
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>>730163366
We understand your mental condition , and i'm still baffled by the fact that you can post from a mental asylum.Kind sir , i know deep in your soul , you are a gentleman,
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BITCH I WIN
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>>730163444
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>>730163444
nigger
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>>730163444
AND THEN THERES THIS CUNT
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>>730163444
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET FUCKED
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>>730163444
FUCK YOU ALL NIGGERS
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>>730163444
you son of a bitch!
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>>730163444

Prepare your diddly holes
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>>730163444
WHAT THE FUCK
GET THE WATER NIGGuh
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>>730163444
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HERE IT COOOOOOOMES
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I WON. 444 BITCHES
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>>730163418
sir i will have to kindly ask you to leave at once
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You all fucking discussing niggers
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>>730163444
NIGGER NIGEGER NGIEGNEGE NIGER NIGER
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>>730163334
World War was a single digit away. My goodness I need to reflect on this situation.
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>>730163444
didn't anyone teach you manners, you asshole!
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YOU DUMB MOTHERFUKCERS
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>>730163444
Oh dear. Now everyone is going to start being faggots again.
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FUCK YYEEEAAAAAAH TIME TO PAARTYYY!
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I wish we all were dead
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>>730163444
I LOVE DICKS
FUCK OFF NIGGERS
WHITE POWER!
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>>730163444
Fucking peice of shit nigger lover
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I'LL SKIN YOU!!!
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>>730163444
THE TIME HAS ARRIVED YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER NIGGERS
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>>730163444
Bitch nigga fuccboi cunt bag you donit now.
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>>730163566
you need to catch the fuck up, asshat!
>>730163444
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>>730163444
BUGGER
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LETS GO
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You fuckers will never accomplish long term goals because you are all a bunch of NIGGERS!!!!
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CHECK EM CHEKC EM NIGGER CHECK EM
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>>730163724
bring it bitch
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LETS GO CHAMP
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>>730163766
we don't check dubs, newfag.
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>>730163518
FUCK YOU FUCKIN FRAGROCK!!!
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ALRIGHTY
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>>730163770
You don't have shit over the shear strength of my big black cock asshat.
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>>730163444
oh lawd
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>730163444
You cock gargling dick shoving cunt glazing moldy pussy reeking shit fisting bitch twaddling uber fuck nigger twat.
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999
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YOU PATHETIC FUCKING MORON CUNTS! I'LL CUT THE LOT OF YOU UP INTO PIECES AND FEED THEM TO THE SEAGULLS.
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>>730163854
oooga boooga boooga
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oh, how I yearn for a time when /b/ was more than a bunch OF FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU COCKSUCKING MEME LOVING PEPE BLASTING CUM DRINKING TRANNY HANDY PEDO GORILLA NAVY SEALS WEABOO SLUTLORDS WITH AN UGLY GIRL FETISH AND A BANANA BRAIN
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>730163444
Do you mind killing yourself please.
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>>730163770
WHERE U AT NIGGA
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Finally! Now that the trips coding is out of my system, you all can bite my SHINY METAL ASS!
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>>730163444
Nigger
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555
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>>730164023
ok bender, whatever you say

>>730163996
can't you see my bright white skin?
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5555
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So what if we hit trips again? Do we go back to being gentlemanly?
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>>730164268
don't you know how to play you fucking shit?
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>>730164268
fuck off with those allegations
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I put my balls in the sourcream, then then I came in the milk
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>>730161625
I am afraid I find the gentleman with dark colour snik
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>>730163955
Sauce?
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>>730163444
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>>730163444
YOU FUCKING STOOGE, YOU REALLY BOTCHED THIS ONE!
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COCKAROACHA MUDDAFAAKAS!!!
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I CUM IN PIES AND THEN I GIVE THEM TO MY FAMILY
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It was nice /b/ros, really nice
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