New Celeb Thread- Post your waifu edition
Bonus points for posting women that you think are so hot you'd even watch them get blacked.
>>730158468
ok
>>730158468
>>730158586
You'd watch Margot get blacked?
>>730158468
any dove cameron?
>>730158676
Why would you post Eminem in here?
Olivia Munn vs Kim Kardashian
Who would you prefer?
where demi
>>730158826
>>730158468
No wifu no lifu
>>730158711
i came
>>730158855
>>730158802
Both are so hot
>>730158677
maybe
>>730158937
>>730158677
I'd watch your faggot's ass get blacked
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>>730159117
I don't own a faggot.
>>730159321
>>730159627
So many retards today...
>>730158975
why?
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very beautiful w-woman... I-I'm v-very lucky and h-have m-more than I-I could e-ever h-hope o-or dream a-about...
>>730159897
she has a nice butt congrats
>>730159803
why not
>>730160027
>>730159897
I-I know I-I d-don't d-deserve h-her good sir and s-so m-many alphas a-are a-always trying to g-get a-at h-her i-it m-makes m-me blush l-like a-a school girl...
>>730160093
she does deserve someone that satisfies her
>>730159897
What is your deal?
>>730160093
I-I b-believe their i-intentions a-are t-to touch h-her blue j-jean pants b-but m-many t-times I-I'm n-not s-so sure s-so I-I stand beside h-her a-and wait t-to see where their intentions and h-hands g-go wh-when they come up and start t-talking t-to us...
oh god it's this fucking freak again
>>730160241
and yet she settles for a guy who wears a trench coat and a bandana around his neck
>>730160647
Sad!
>>730160241
I-I know she d-does g-good s-sir; I-I really d-don't think I-I have enough horsepower under m-my hood t-to do that...
>>730160345
Well g-good s-sir, I-I'm s-so happy w-with her; i-it's a-a dream c-come t-true... Anybody w-who s-says otherwise d-doesn't know what they a-are talking about...
>>730160680
cant wait to see more of this shoot in high rez
>>730160873
W-what t-the f-fuck d-did y-you j-just f-fucking s-say a-about m-me, y-you l-little b-bitch? I-I’ll h-have y-you k-know I-I g-graduated t-top o-of m-my c-class i-in t-the N-Navy S-Seals, a-and I-I’ve b-been i-involved i-in n-numerous s-secret r-raids o-on A-Al Q-Qaeda, a-and I-I h-have o-over 3-300 c-confirmed k-kills. I-I a-am t-trained i-in g-gorilla w-warfare a-and I-I’m t-the t-top s-sniper i-in t-the e-entire U-US a-armed f-forces. Y-You a-are n-nothing t-to m-me b-but j-just a-another t-target. I-I w-will w-wipe y-you t-the f-fuck o-out w-with p-precision t-the l-likes o-of w-which h-has n-never b-been s-seen b-before o-on t-this E-Earth, m-mark m-my f-fucking w-words. Y-You t-think y-you c-can g-get a-away w-with s-saying t-that s-shit t-to m-me o-over t-the I-Internet? T-Think a-again, f-fucker. A-As w-we s-speak I-I a-am c-contacting m-my s-secret n-network o-of s-spies a-across t-the U-USA a-and y-your I-IP i-is b-being t-traced r-right n-now s-so y-you b-better p-prepare f-for t-the s-storm, m-maggot. T-The s-storm t-that w-wipes o-out t-the p-pathetic l-little t-thing y-you c-call y-your l-life. Y-You’re f-fucking d-dead, k-kid. I-I c-can b-be a-anywhere, a-anytime, a-and I-I c-can k-kill y-you i-in o-over s-seven h-hundred w-ways, a-and t-that’s j-just w-with m-my b-bare h-hands. N-Not o-only a-am I-I e-extensively t-trained i-in u-unarmed c-combat, b-but I-I h-have a-access t-to t-the e-entire a-arsenal o-of t-the U-United S-States M-Marine C-Corps a-and I-I w-will u-use i-it t-to i-its f-full e-extent t-to w-wipe y-your m-miserable a-ass o-off t-the f-face o-of t-the c-continent, y-you l-little s-shit.
>>730158468
luv to nut in her mouth
>>730160873
i dont think she likes u blushing like a school girl
>>730160873
I mean what is the deal with your stutter typing schtick
I dont want to love Victoria anymore.
>>730158802
olivia
>>730161007
nice pic
>>730161143
quitter
>>730161116
>>730160036
because nigger?
Been edging for hours and want to finish. Any recommended celebs?
>>730161587
>>730160873
mhhm i want to sniff her panties
>>730161587
oldfag here, how may i help
>>730161633
>>730161738
BLACKED
>>730162859
coalburner
you little worm!
how dare you not one gulp
baby's delicious chocolate turd
from her heavenly bum!
sitting there all day
with but one purpose,
to clean up baby's waste!
>>730163007
wew, you seem to be super obsessed with black dudes
>>730163287
Selena is actually dating a black dude though.
>>730163415
the thing is no one cares about niggers at all
>>730163528
She cares enough to fuck them over white and Latino guysl
>>730163528
>>730163415
and? she isn't even white so why are you triggered, you little turd
>>730163908
She's white enough and pretty. She shouldn't be riding bbc.
>>730163740
how you can be that small without killing yourself is beyond me
>maybe those shoes will help
fucking gold
>>730164118
>white enough
Are you retarded? If she is white Indians are too.
>>730164173
Because he's fucking Selena Gomez?
here comes your Saturday stew
fresh from baby's hot oven!
>>730164327
She's hot and mostly white.
If she had a kid with a white man her kid would be pretty much white.
But now it will be black.
>>730164329
i'm not about that plastic stupid whore type so that's not really a good point in my eyes
>>730164426
Whatever suits your fantasy buddy but if you really think that she is part of the white race at least consider hanging yourself.
>>730164570
Her kid would be.
But now will just be another nigga.
My qt princess
>>730164570
WTF are you even talking about. She is clearly white she is just tan. Look at her features.
>>730165485
This
>>730165534
Wish there was outtakes from this shoot
>>730165485
>>730165534
Are you guys dumb? She isn't white you faggots
>hurrr
>only whites and blacks exist
>durrrr
Anybody know who this is
>>730165648
The census would put her in the white category.
>>730165692
>>730165485
She's Italian and Mexican
>>730165692
>>730165729
ugly dick.
No wonder they keep putting blacks in porn.
>>730165648
just because she has a mexican name doesn't make her the mexican race. she is like 80% white.
>>730165888
spic women vs cracker women
who do you prefer?
>>730165888
Jesus Christ you are retarded.
I don't even say it's bad. No need to be so sensitive about your waifu.
>>730165955
Divine feet
>>730166604
look who is talking faggot
>>730166829
>boohoo
>my feelings are hurt
>I have to defend myself with insults
>>730166829
(You) let him have it
>>730166604
I was just making a point that her mexican heritage is probably from spain or something. the mexican people that make up spain are whiter than the mexican race in mexico.
>>730167231
Spanish people aren't white
>>730167326
that's like saying syrians aren't white. you sound ignorant.
>>730160680
>>730160998
vic justice?
>>730167478
Because they aren't. You can't be that dumb
So you consider asian people as 'white'? Fucking hell
>>730161007
Please f-forgive me good s-sir; it was n-not my i-intention t-to upset you... I-I d-don't want to upset a-anybody; I-I'm very content w-with my m-mistress...
>>730161079
I-I d-don't know good s-sir; m-maybe she secretly g-gets t-turned o-on by s-strong m-men...
>>730161123
I-I almost chocked o-on a-a jelly b-bean l-last w-week a-and have b-been s-s-stuttering e-ever since g-good sir...
>>730161969
P-Please d-don't s-steal m-my m-mistress g-good s-sir; I-I c-can arrange t-to hand o-over a-a few o-of her u-used p-panties t-to you b-by m-mail...
>>730167606
that's because they are white. have you not seen japanese or Korean girls?
>>730163093
the days will only get darker for you
this confusion and obsession you feel now will give way to torment and pain
there is only one reasonable path for you now
leave a beautiful letter
leave that legacy
but it is indeed time to leave this world
Death is a wondrous, peaceful, eternal rest
>>730167695
Can I get some of her worn socks buddy? 50 bucks for a pair
>>730167695
we can try to see if she does, ill grab her ass and see if she likes it
>>730167695
Damn it, I thought I drove away this faggot.
>>730167916
is that really her?
>>730167798
Seems like we have a different definition of races, ethnicity and skin colour.
>>730167993
Yes
Confirmed since years
>>730165729
Allegra Carpenter
post more
>>730168057
thanks
>>730168057
Was she in anything of note?
>>730169024
Why not bjode?
>>730169082
what?
Get on my level, plebs
>>730161633
Psylocke is bangin Falcon???
>>730169179
Nvm. Thought you were someone else.
>>730158468
My waifu
>>730169201
Not a mudshark
but she is a sharkshark
>>730169302
no probs.
>>730169448
fucking nutted
holy shit that's hot
Mine.
>>730169845
My waifu
>>730169448
>>730158802
olivia since we allready have kim blacked
>>730158802
Is this some kind of joke? Olivia Munn, obviously.
>>730159897
>Victoria Justice
She's a dull-witted whore.
>>730169202
Yes, would you watch them fuck?
>>730170563
yeah i don't think anyone here gives a fuck about her keen intellect tbh
>>730169749
>>730170516
1. Are you saying you want to see my waifu get blacked?
2. Post more of those sex tape clips.
>>730170802
if i could shrink down like Ant Man, crawl up Psylocke's ass and get big right when Falcon nuts
>>730170943
i just want to see her take the dick. i'm not really interested in nigger cock.
>>730171125
If she fucked a nigger, would you watch that? Or nah
>>730171308
yep, with popcorn
>>730171037
I would make Falcon think I have been hiding in his balls all along... I would tell him there are more of us still in his nuts as Psylocke's blood n shit drips all over him
>>730171247
diana beard?
search = 0
>>730158711
Pfft she wishes
>>730171389
Don't you dare think about my waifu having sexual relations with a nignog.
>>730171308
eh idk she'd just be just another half azn porn whore at that point so i'd prolly lose interest and just watch some full on jav.
>>730171568
Diora Baird
Grimes is best waifu
>>730171652
>choosing to watch censored, squeaky voiced hookers fuck old tiny dicked Jap dudes.
wew
>>730171647
she has and will again, deal with it boi
>>730171459
I'd tell Falcon that the other Ant Men are going to blow him to pieces from his own balls if he doesn't cut them off...
then I would wear his sunglasses in triumph
>>730171859
She has in the past, but she is white dicks only now.
>>730171804
well there's alot of uncensored stuff too if you know which studios to look for. plus i'm not watching porn for the cocks.
>>730171804
Have you ever seen an old jap dudes dick in real life?
>>730172046
>>730172066
Uncensored JAV where the girl goes to American and fucks American guys is the only JAV that is watchable.
Everything else is garbage.
CLAIMED
>>730172150
eh that is a matter of opinion i suppose. i assume huge american dicks really turn you on.
>>730172428
Japanese girls getting stretched turns me on.
>>730172539
so huge cocks do it for you
>>730172711
I like when the yellow girl doesn't have to fake it.
>>730165720
i would put my white benis in her category tbh
>>730172711
Im not the guy youre talking to, but who doesnt prefer a bigger dick in porn? Would you rather see a little 5 or 6 incher fucking yoir favorite pornstar, or a 9-11 incher?
>>730172817
like they do when they're with you
>>730172924
tbh it could be 2 girls with no dicks at all as long as they're hot.
Anyone know why japs alwaysbcensor the dick?
>>730173142
its illegal to show genitals in japanese media, including porn.
>>730173102
Lesbo porns boring. No action. I wanna see a chick get pounded and humiliated and used and abused.
>>730167695
I wanna stick it in VJ's VJ
>>730173216
Thats stupid. Why even bother having porn then hahaha. But its oknfor a tentacle monster to fuck a bitch
>>730173234
you just love looking at cocks.
>>730173412
If thats what you want to believe. Insecure fag
Another Asian getting blacked
Are white girls getting phased out?
>>730173338
thats why tentacle stuff started. Its technically not a dick.
>>730173510
you're the one that wants more dong in your porn.
wtf
>>730172150
>>730173627
Which would say im secure, not insecure.
>>730173650
the one one right looks scared as fuck
>>730173524
>>730173593
>>730173631
>>730173694
>>730173650
dont worry, asians are smart. the girls wont be stupid enough to breed with the shitclass and ruin their masterrace.
>>730173918
>ms.japan.jpg
>>730172010
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>730173905
Course, shes about to get raped and beaten. And impregnated and then never hear from him again
>>730173875
actually it would say you're gay since you enjoy looking at the genitalia of the same sex more than that of the opposite sex.
>>730174066
This is her
>>730173905
What happened to the anon who would spam dick pics next to celebs? Did he give up ?
>>730174121
Actually, i never said that. You just assumed that.
Im thinking yoire gay and just still in the closet, so you overcompensate by acting hoe you think a straight guy acts.
>pretty soon porn is going to be nothing but black guys and asian girls
fuck this gay earth
>>730174150
Id rape and beat her for sure
>>730174405
>>730173694
>>730173631
>>730173593
good god somebody grab a napkin and help this poor man
>>730174332
well naturally since you said you couldn't enjoy porn without cocks that's the natural and reasonable conclusion anyone would arrive at.
>>730158802
Munn
>>730174709
Again, didnt say that. Just said lesbian porns boring, never said i cant enjoy it. And watching guy girl porn doesnt make someone gay you dumb insecure fuck. Please, go outside into the real world once or twice and experience life outside of your idiot box. Being solely attracted to men, wpuld make me gay. Not enjoying guy-girl porn and preferring the guy be larger.
If thats what you honestly believe, youre fucking retarded.
Bella!
too much bitching about munn fucking nignogs, not enough celebs.
>>730174928
you said you didn't like jav because you couldn't see the massive dongs.
>>730175199
I didnt say that... i asked why they censor it... wrong guy dumbass
>>730175339
>would have molested her feet/10
Cumming to emma
>>730172150
^that guys not me.
>>730175199
>>730175476
>>730175573
so you like small asian dicks.
uncensored ofc.
Lavren will be my bride, I'm pretty sure. How is everyone?
>>730175897
Youre a shitty troll you know.
Its literally all here in text. Read it. Holy shit youre retarded
>>730176062
My baseball team keeps losing, but besides that I'm great.
>>730175701
Yep, definitely would have done that
>>730176062
Fine, what about you?
>>730176296
Alright as well. Just finished playing some vidya with the boys, now watching my team lose at baseball.
>>730176062
Im good, just chillin tonight.
>>730176149
Hey, mine too! What's yours?
>>730176537
Nothing wrong with that.
>>730175701
>>730175897
>>730176062
>>730176075
>>730176075
>>730175573
>>730175568
fuck off GHannelius guy
>>730176571
Mariners. I should be used to losing at this point, but this season was supposed to be different.
>>730176437
Sounds like you need your future wife to cheer you up.
>>730176723
Same here man. Giants fan, we were ranked top 5ish in preseason rankings, we've lost almost every damn game.
>>730176728
Yeah, I think you're right.
>>730176691
but i'm not him. hell i even forgot this was a celeb thread tbhfam
more Lauren!!
>>730177064
>>730177092
>>730176691
30 points. Sounds about right.
>>730176895
How is she?
>>730176691
These cancer, do you not like them?
>>730177222
Alright, how is your daughter?
>>730176640
Leftism killed the only thing she had going for her. Now she's just another ugly pop star who makes shitty music.
>>730177342
Traumatized from all the sexual about
>>730177342
Pretty fine. Sleeping atm.
>>730177525
wasn't that what she was to begin with?
>>730177669
Classic. You guys do anything fun lately?
>>730177746
She was decent looking at one point. She aged poorly and now she a man's haircut. It's over for her.
>>730177927
Went to watch a movie together.
>>730178119
That sounds fun!
>>730178024
eh she was mediocre trailerpark trash at her best. her music was always mass produced garbage.
>>730178207
It was. What about you and your wife?
>>730178217
>mass produced garbage
Not always. She used play a guitar and had some meaning to her lyrics. She shifted to generic pop after she made it big.
wittle baby is so mall
she needs to scramble for food!
she doesn't feel so good and
her stomach is in pain!
Oh no little baby,
hurry to the fridge
before you fall and die!
>>730178465
Good. She's going back to Scotland soon, so we've been busy.
Celeb threads are fucking pathetic. This is something that seriously needs to stop.
>>730178829
Why is she going back?
>>730178681
>>730179123
They didn't always
>>730179137
She goes every couple months to visit friends and family and whatnot. No big deal.
>>730179137
>>730178829
i'm getting the feeling this is herman talking to himself again
>>730179137
>>730179137
Don't let me go, Murph!
>>730176437
Jays?
>>730179317
When is she coming back again?
>>730179466
Don't make me cry now
>>730179566
Giants.
>>730179683
The 2nd. It'll be tough.
>>730158468
I'd watch Christina Hendricks or Ariel Winter get blacked.
>>730179750
What you gonna do without her?
>>730180044
Cry, probably. Nah, I'll just do whatever.
somebody post some chloe
>>730179683
>>730180219
>>730180416
thanks anon, love those lips so much
>>730180140
Hmm. Just look forward to the day you see her again
>>730180367
Mah g
>>730180574
Yep. Just a week or so, I can wait that long. Not a big deal.
>>730180574
mini murph best murph
>>730180539
>>730180698
We'll help you to waste the time
>>730180868
Indeed
>>730180893
Clawie is good as well
>>730181043
Yeah. And you know, Skype and whatever ,it's not like she'll be completely out of contact.
>>730164118
There are Colombian girls ten times as pretty spreading their gash on Chaturbate. Why this obsession with a semi-talented Disney whore?