How do we make/ b/more attractive to celebrities? Here's

what are you smoking

No Tom Cruise, we have enough shills already without putting up with the fucking Xenu crowd

>>730108239
Sauce???? NAME???

Maybe we could stop posting their nudes

I'm in. lets do it.

>>730108239
" / b / = cute "

>you made me laugh

This has to be the most retarded thing I've read whole week.

>>730108409
We need to post more for them to check if we got theirs

This thread got some potential. Mod here.
Do it anon.

>>730108239

You need to give incentives to content posted. Look at facebook, twitter, reddit, funnyjunk. Celebs do things for fame "look I posted a thing on a board and thread maxed"

some1 go to gd/ and ask those faggets to design some campaign .

>>730108695
Mod here,celeb will buy pass and they will get their id on there poster.

>>730108484
This.

>>730108239
2/10 bait, cringe, and newfriend autism all rolled up together. Well done OP, you glorious faggot.

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>>730108390
natali nemtchinova

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>>730108239

Fuck off you fag. /b/ is for social outcasts, psychos and retards.
Noone needs it to be more popular.
Just fuck off.

>>730108239
find another board with less population, raid it with your content during a week and it'll be ok
You can't control /b/ too much (shit)posters on this board

OR
>go on reddit

>>730108908
underage newfag spotted

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i love brittany venti

>>730108239
Kill yourself.

>>730109240
she's my ex. we had amazing times.
Dubs and i share her nudes

>>730109179
>Look guise im so oldfag I've been here since boxxy so I can call people new hurr durr

Back2ledditplsgo

>>730108239
>high class people like celebrities. Imagine if Kim Kardashian

You've got some mixed messages there, son. Becoming a celebrity does not make one 'high-class," and your choice of referring to KK is the perfect example.
Nowadays, celebrity can be obtained by whoring one's soul. KK in particular has done nothing to warrant being called classy. She was lucky in the gene pool game, but her fortune came from her father, who also provided the seed for her fame. Then all she had to do was be a brat and show some parts off to rise.

That is not classy, and I would not want to meet her. She is trash.

>>730109351
check em

>>730109443
>off by one
>cantwakeup.png

>>730109410
Heh, I started too quickly to type "OP's a faggot" to notice this.
I hope that giving an example of "high class people" a Kardashian is a troll.
Seriosly, OP is a double fag.

>>730109351
This

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>>730108414
Would bang

>>730108239
The day Kim Kardashian promotes this site, will probably be the day I leave.

>>730109661
Nice try son you're here forever.

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>>730109351
Of course. Here in / b /
we all know each other

>>730109179
i'm not newfag
proof
>zozzle

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Get off my /b/ all you normies.

>>730109708
You're right, I'll probably end up staying here and seeing /b/ die a bit more.

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>>730108239
>more attractive to celebrities?

Fuck celebrities and fuck you damn normie faggot. This isn't fucking Redddit

>>730108239
OP is Kim Kardashian looking for attention.

Celebrity women suck. I like normal "nobody" women. You know. The ones with low self esteem and daddy issues

>>730109844
That movie is the ultimate piece of shit, you go kys faggot.

>>730110000
Quads nigga

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>>730110000

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>>730109844
monitoring this board

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>>730110000

>>730000000

>>730108239
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>730110117

>>730109240
Does this count? >>730110000

>>730108239

Highly successful b8!

TL:DR Summary of this thread. Normies who don't understand the concept of /b/.
>Don't talk about it
>It's always been shit but the fappening ruined this fucking place

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>>730110517
>the fappening ruined this place

Word. Fucking CNN

>>730108239
congratulations, I find myself triggered.

>>730109629
Newfag

>>730108239
b/ will never be a place that celebrities will admit to hanging out.

obvious troll but it would be hilarious to have some oblivious celeb do a AMA on /b

>>730111230
is it weird that I like the idea of Tail Her Swift hanging out here?

>>730108467
Haha yeah we're so edgy and weird here, but it's all part of what makes us so unique :)

>>730110810

Thinking CNN has the influence to ruin ANYTHING apart from themselves is pretty beta.

>>730112423
but we are actually unique.

>>730109790
Stfu Roodypoo

>>730108239
this is by far the most hairbrained idea Ive seen in a long time?

I cant even count how many things would go wrong with this idea of yours OP

what the fuck are you smoking?

>>730112641
I know that's what I said anon-kin :)

>>730108239

why would you want anyone new or important on what is arguably the worst /b/ /b/ has ever been?

this site is nearly dead, i think it may be smarter to look for a new site.

>>730108908
Not op, how the fuck is this baiting?

>>730108239
All I want is the POTUS

>>730113491
Op here. its actually a bait for newfags.
like this fagget ri8 here >>730108908.

Rule 1 and 2 of internet. Newfags.

>>730113954
Then how you ended here?

>>730108239
Is this a new meme now? I've read the same copypasta for linux in /g/

>>730108239
>>>730113954
>Then how you ended here?
Searched for gore back in 2006. Stumbled over 4chan. Found nsfw 18+ year Random board. Boom. Been here since. More you want to know?

>>730108239
>How do we make/ b/more attractive to celebrities?
stopped. reading. right. there.

you need to GTFO right now. how you got here is inconsequential, but you obviously haven't been here long enough.

/b/ is not what you think it is.
ever.

>is summer starting already?

>>730108239
You dont you autistic idiot, what we need to do is the opposite, make/b smaller by weedinng out all the idiots that dont belong like you

>>730114214
>Searching gore in 2006

Anon? Whats your job?

>>730114724
No, like you.

>>730108239
>>>730114214
>>Searching gore in 2006
>
>Anon? Whats your job?
Back then IT support for Hewlett Packard. Now truck driver. Got sick of helping ms. johnson telling her where she turned on her printer all the time.

>>730108239
Why the fuck would you want those people to be here with us? I remember when 4chan was considered the dark, horrible underworld of the English speaking internet by the normies. Now we share this place with people like you who want us to be involved with real world shit.

OP is a fucking faggot.

>>730114994
Whats your age?

>>730108239
>high class people like celebrities.
>Kim Kardashian
Which of these things is not like the other?....

>>730108239
Decent bait

Rage/10

>>730115199
35. Yep. And retarded enough to still stick around. Mostly because all fubar stuff i like to look at, is gathered here, instead of searching 1000 random websites for the same content. Newfags just sadly forget the rules of internet... Too much media attention whoring for quite a few years now. Back then /b/ was cancer. But now it's just reddit/fb for anon's.... Sad but true.

>>730115199
Check'd btw.

>>730108239
Is this pasta? Somebody said this about linux on irc the other night.. Almost exact phrasing

Are you fucking retarded?

>>730117428
No. I'm serious.

>>730112424
You're missing the point. CNN named the site where the Fappening originated. That drew looky-loos, moralfags, white knights, etc. Now 4chan's exposed. Anonymous is dead.

>>730115538
This.

>>730117851
Can be both.