If you had a 20oz bottle that could carry an unlimited amount

Nice singles

Tabasco

>>730103508
gasoline

Water.

Whale cum.

Drinkable fresh water

Szechuan sauce!!!

>>730104416

>can't sell

hope you need a cure

water.

>>730103508
Nothing because as soon as you touched it your body heat would cause it to no longer be room temp and it would flood out all over the place.

>>730104484
I "can't sell" Filipino lady boys to Sierra Leone forced labor camps, but that doesn't stop me

>>730104489
Gloves?

>>730103508
Frick

>>730104634
I also "can't" cut off my arm, glue it back on, and expect it to work properly, and that DOES stop me.

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>>730104634

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>>730103508
98E petrol.

>>730104489
I dunno, room temp is vague enough that you might still be able to hold it.

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>>730104129
Dis nigga know what's up.

>>730104786
Sounds like you have a shitty definition of "properly"

If you consider an arm that slowly turns green and starts to smell while only being able to flail it around as "working properly" then it sounds like you can glue it back on and expect it to work properly

It's all about those qualifier words

arizona green tea

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>>730103508
Th Pacific Ocean.

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>>730104961
I can think of no person on Earth for whom that would be considered "working properly" as an arm.

>>730105095
From what year? They have been slowly cutting their honey with sugar more and more every year

>>730105161
Doesn't matter, it's tea. Tea's shit.

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>>730105161
(not OP) damn, that explains it. shit sucks now, makes me sad :( wawa green tea is now better

>>730105126
I don't fall into that category as my arms both malfunction at a degree I consider acceptable, but that doesn't mean I don't have similarly skewed definitions that benefit my circumstances

You should see my CV, qualifiers out the wazoo

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>>730103508
Morphine.

>comment about choosing the most valuable liquid and getting rich

>>730103508
Wockhardt promethazine with codeine

>>730103508
>20 oz bottle
>unlimited amount of liquid

>>730105454
What part of
You may not sell our share it.
Did you not understand?

Heroin

the juices from when a chick goes from ass to pussy, its often called truffle butter

or
vaginal secretions cause you could just put the liquid on panties and sell them, then when they get crusty and its no longer a liquid you can share it.

also roll

>>730105439
i would die so fast

>>730105867
That's the joke

>>730103508
Mythe Absinthe

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>>730103508
Since we are obviously working in a fantasy world with a magic bottle I'll fill mine with potion of cure disease

yo mama aint shit yo daddy aint shit the day you realize that life is a bitch

>>730104874
Glad im not the only one who thinks in octane. E98 is the bomb

>>730106062
If we are allowed to transmute the liquid that i would pick gold chloride, that was gonna be my first choice but then i realized i wasn't allowed to sell it.

>>730103508
Who in their right mind would choose anything but o- blood

>>730103508
I'll take some black sambucca thanks

b00m!

LSD

>>730106547
>Can't share or sell
Still an amazing choice. Blood infusions are crazy good for you, if you're sick or something.

>>730106681
Exactly. You never know when you'll die of blood loss. I mean, you will know, because you'll be bleeding to death, but still.

water

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>>730103508
>Liquid mercury

I'd have several tons of the stuff in a standard weight 20oz bottle. Probably come in handy to be able to produce tons of weight for ballast or something by simply pouring it out of an essentially weightless container.

Quick drying concrete

>>730104335
You did it!

>>730106939
Probably better to have something that isn't toxic af.

>>730103508
Water

>>730104874
who is this semen demon

>>730103508
Liquid helium

>>730103508
roll.

>>730103508
Splittermond, roll!

>>730104335
Hey look mom! I posted a meme!

>>730104634
Actually, no, you still can't sell it. The OP has given a very specific, and physically impossible scenario, for which we must suspend disbelief. By suspending disbelief, we must also accept the rules that OP has presented. If we pretend that no rules apply and it's a free-for-all, then the scenario doesn't even matter, you could just magically wish for everything you ever wanted, and go home.
So yep, you've still got a useless thermos full of snake venom. Even if you made a career as a bush doctor, the only people you'd treat are smelly uncivilized natives who'd try to pay you with their smelly ape daughter.
You were the kid who threw a fit and wouldn't be "out" when they got hit in dodgeball.

>>730103508
roll

>>730103508
rolling

>>730105505
That just indicates the volume of the bottle, it's the capacity that's infinite.

>>730103508
water

rollerino

I'd either pick wax santa head juice because that shit is delicious, or maybe just heroin.

Heroin doesn't seem that bad if you never run out haha

>>730106176

Fuck that, if we're in Skyrim I want combined invisibility/muffle

>>730103508
Guano bats' shit

>>730103508
Dihydrogen monoxide

>>730104222
Checked, whale cum it is

>>730103508
nitro

>>730112166
Fuck you, just fuck you

>>730103508
Rogues are trash. Coincidently enough, death knight who is at the complete opposite side is the best there.

>>730112166
That would be undrinkable, if you mean it's pure.

>>730106996
Nah, that makes it even more useful. I can give my enemies autism.

I played with the shit with my bare hands back in high school all the time as long as you don't have any open wounds you are fine.

>>730103508
Rolling

>>730103508
Roll

>>730103508
Give me power

>>730114042
An entertaining jack of all trades