MY CUM HAS TURNED BROWN Pic related, just broke 4 months NoFap.

you probably got some shit or whatever shoved up your dick hole. this is why you service you staff on the regular

you're supposed to chew tobacco with your mouth, not your dick

If it tastes kinda yeasty then you probs just need to take a anti-fungal course of pills. cut alcohol and sugar from your diet.

Also, wank more often you fool

>>730100805
Blood has mixed with your cum. A little spot here and there isn't a big deal. But that's a lot. Definitely get checked out.

Dead sperm? Maybe

kind of looks like its got blood in it.

>>730100805
if your cum is brown that means blood is mixed with your sperm. go to the doctor immediately you tit

>>730100805
do you always cum in the sink?

>>730101273
>do you always cum in the sink?
It was convenient at the time, I just wanted a fast clean up.

>>730100805
Hey dude,
It might be some blood in the semen.
Not necessarily serious, so don't panic.
Could be a slight cut inside from some time ago, or an inflamed prostate.

Go to the doctor and and tell him you hadn't masturbated in 4 and this happened.
You need it checked right away, preferably by a urologist. You can ask your doctor to refer you to one.

Any time your urine, semen or poo shows signs of blood, you should go to the doctor and have yourself checked.

>>730100805
Not cumming for an extended period of time isn't natural, the sperm your body produces has a finite life span.
That shit is probably rotten.

>>730100805
you are fu'k up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1b8X2plzo

>>730101096
>If it tastes kinda yeasty
Too late, already washed it all away.

>>730101341
The body reabsorbs sperm cells that haven't been used.
The fluid is 95% not from the testicles, but from the prostate and cowpers gland.
That is also reabsorbed, or sometimes released in wet dreams during sleep.

I'd recommend fapping a couple of times a week, without porn.
It keeps things refreshed without going overboard.

>>730101525
Phone the doc, don't fap again.
They will likely ask for a sample so they can analyse it for blood and protein.
Far better to know why it has happened than be shy about talking to a doctor about it.

So, Nofap eternally confirmed to be a meme?

If i dont beat my dick for a while, my man goo sometimes comes out with a yellowish tint, and sometimes its lumpy... When its lumpy, the fucking orgasm is goddamn amazing. If beat it in the reg, its normal silky smooth and white.

Jack it a few times, it'll clear up. If it dont, go see a doctor.

>>730102034
>Jack it a few times, it'll clear up. If it dont, go see a doctor.
This is probably what I'll do.

>>730100805
Fake and gay

See, this is the kind of shit they tell you on penis inspection day, they inform everyone on wang health... you should've paid attention to the presentation they give at the beginning

Hold on, I've just had an idea. My cum looks like blood, right? It'll be nearly Halloween in 4 months time. If I save up again, how can I best exploit this?

>>730102088
this is what you shouldn't do. Go see a fucking doctor.

just cum again and see whether it's still brown

it's called hemospermia nothing to worry about it will clear in about 2 weeks

it's common

That looks way too watery for four months. Two weeks after Skyrim's release(teehee), mine was yellow and the consistency of a glue stick on a hot day.

Had that once, something tore, or a bloodvessel burst, inside. Will go away in about 2 weeks. If not then you have aids.

>>730102516
>That looks way too watery for four months
To be fair, it is in a sink.

Has anyone got a good idea for how this thread should be screenshotted? I'm going to save it for /fit/ nofap threads.

>>730102179
This thread is why penis inspection day should be a thing.

Most likely nothing, blood in seamen is fairly common and most cases clear up by themselfs. If it persists however, or if you're really concerned, then checking in with your gp can't hurt.

- Medfag

>>730104149
Could it have been caused by nofap?

>>730104330
Not likely, just keep an eye on it and if there's no significant reduction of blood within a couple of weeks go to the doctor

>>730100805
DOnt worry op i get this sometimes its nothing to worry about realy, it could be these things
1: a small artery could probably got raptured wich can heal within a weak without treatment, nothing to worry,
2: you fap to often, calm down skip a week or two,
3: inflamation at prostate, again nothing to worry, i got it twice because riding bike and then had sex,
Again dont panic its nothing
also try eating carrots lots of them everyday it will speed up the recovery give pure white collor to your sperm, and better smell, if you have any normal antibiotics take em for 2 days no need doctor description, could be a harmless bacteria or virus your body tries to get rid off, still can cure itself by time

>>730104624
>probably got raptured.

Like for Jesus?

>>730104768
Ops penis died for our sins.

Maybe see a doctor you fucking idiot?

>>730100805
what you're seeing is millions of dead rotting sperm floating in a stagnant soup of seminal fluid.

>>730106213
amen

>>730104624
>also try eating carrots lots of them everyday
Come to think of it, I've ate at least two carrots a day since Tuesday. I'm even eating carrots right now.

>>730100805
The only rational explanation I can come up with is that you had soaked your dick in coffee for like 2 days straight.

>>730107338
Nah, it can't be that. I'm British.

>>730106213
amen

>>730104149
You went to med school but spell "semen" as "seamen"? Idiot.

>>730101320
You don't have to greentext we can see the post you are replying to Mr shitcum

>>730107805
Fair enough, force of habit to be honest. I'm too used to replying piece by piece to massive posts on other boards.

>>730106213
Bless be our sins

>tfw you get OP's cum in your eye

Don't tell DeviantArt about this. The Twilight fanfics will never be the same again.

Blood in semen due to nofap is the diagnosis ?

>>730108843
Or because of having been on no fap, op cranked out an extra vigorous wank and tore a blood vessel inside his dick. This would mean no fap had correlation, but wasn't causation.

>>730109089
OP here, can confirm that it was not a vigorous wank.

>>730109166
Then it might be a urine tract infection.

maybe when you fucked your father in the ass his shit went up your urethra and now your semen is just washing down the mess. drink water and eat orange slices. you'll be fine.

>>730109368
>russian advices

Are you fucking kidding? This is literally just soy sauce you dumb fucks.

File: wut2.jpg (819KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

819KB, 2592x1944px

>>730109838
Here's the other picture I took. I promise you its cum. Doesn't soy source spread out more?

File: preview.jpg (91KB, 590x332px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 590x332px

>>730110364
Stop please OP. This is exactly what soy sauce looks like when it is dropped into water. This doesn't even faintly look like the consistency of jizz.

Please find better things to do with your life than try and trick an internet board into thinking you have abnormal ejaculate.

>>730110562
That's soy source in a bowl of water, at worst my pictures are some unknown substance on a damp sink. Those amounts of water don't seem to match.

If you want I'll cum on a cloth or something.

>>730110824
A soy source is usually a plant anon.
Write sauce when you mean sauce.

>>730102088
See a doctor anyway you nigger, take care of yourself. That is far from normal.

>>730110562
>abnormal ejaculate

Sounds like the name of a death metal band.

>>730100805

can't believe so many fags are falling for this.

You habe caca balls. Yes, they've begun filling with caca.

well the sperm dies. and if you haven't fapped for 4 months, there are lots of dead sperm that have to be cleared out.
ofc jizz turns bit yellowish, or orange tint, but that's alright.
nothing this dark sounds like "fine" to me.

but if OP is a nigger and tricking us with his soy sauce cum,
there's nothing to do here.

>>730100805
You have a tear in your pancreas too much or not enough ejaculation can cause this

>>730111016
And ladddddiesss and gentlemennnn, the act you've all been waiting forrrrrrrr.....OP AND THE ABNORMAL EJACULATES!

>>730103501
Working on the screenshot now.

File: lol.gif (576KB, 238x211px) Image search: [Google]

576KB, 238x211px

>>730101182

File: Jizzed blood.png (525KB, 2036x1114px) Image search: [Google]

525KB, 2036x1114px

Capped for justice.

>>730101484
Holy fuck that song is shit.

File: wtf.jpg (102KB, 1560x311px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1560x311px

>>730113828
wtf, did you just screencap your own thread?

>>730114259
Ah fuck, you caught me. Yeah, I'm keeping it for /fit/'s NoFap threads.

>>730100805
Damn, that's a lot. Did you came hard?

>>730114628
I hardly felt it, as other anons have said it doesn't even have the consistency of jizz.

>>730101182
unused sperm gets absorbed into the body

>>730114693
After 4 months no fap you barely felt it? Wtf?
After such a time you should cum with a force of thousand suns,
how old are you?

>>730115029
I turn 21 next month. I agree with you, I should've came much stronger.

>>730100805
Embrace your prostate cancer idiot

File: wut3-.jpg (708KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

708KB, 2592x1944px

OP here. Busted another one out. It's as weird as the last, should I start worrying now?

>>730100805
prostate cancer, go to a doctor ASAP

>>730101096
I've just took your advice. The latest batch tastes like watery cake mix.

Go to the doc dude ur dick is spewing blood

loser