Soooo... How does a fleshlight compare with real pussy? Is it

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>>730098475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rHWDWK0oRI

>>730098475
I fucking love 4chan

They're made from discarded pig anuses

>>730098475
I think they come with lube

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Yes, needs lube unless you want to tear your dick. Don't use really cheap lube, as it seems to wear off quickly and you have to apply more again.

Would you really cum inside a silicone tube, not clean it, then stick it back in? If you're whacking it twice in a row, then maybe - but it does need cleaning after each session.

As far as brands go, I have a Tenga Fliphole and would recommend it. It opens on a hinge, so you can rinse and dry it very easily, unlike a Fleshlight.

>>730098475
1 no
2 yes
3 yes
4 fleshlight is a brand unless you meant onahole
5 depends, like tenga isn't meant to be used more than once
6 no

its kinda similar, No not really, Yes it needs waterbased lubricant, only used "Fleshlight", Yes but its a pain, I would not cuz its gross but you could,

Ive not used mine in over a year and even then Ive used it max 5 times.

>>730098754
Tenga supply three sample lubes. I ended up buying a full-size one after - they are great but overpriced. As a rule of thumb, any branded lube is fine, but store-brand is crap.

And is it realistic? Not really, but feels pretty damn good. You can soak it in hot water before use to make it extra cosy.

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>>730098754
where did you buy yours desu?

>>730098791
>tenga isn't meant to be used more than once
Tenga Fliphole is reusable and lasts as long as a Fleshlight. But, yeah, their flagship products are the disposable ones.

>>730099063
sorry forgot to mention the Eggs and Deepthroat are disposable

>>730098983
mainstream sex toy shop: lovehoney.co.uk

I've had it for over 5 years. It's starting to get a bit loose now. Just like me missus.

>>730099063
Wait, what do you mean "disposable"? Do you use once and that's it? I could get a whore for that price if that's the case...

>>730099063
They have reusable versions now. Shits awesome.

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>>730099192
Tengas main line are disposable, theyre like 15 bucks

>>730098475
depend of the girl, and the fleshlight.
My actual fleshlight is better than my ex's pussy ,tighter and not boring, but no boobs. But it is not better than my ex before my actual ex.

>>730099192
Yeah, the tenga egg, for instance, is supposed to be thrown away. I've never used one. I assume they are for japanese businessmen to buy from vending machines.

But my point is that they also make non-disposable ones, like the Tenga Fliphole, which is just a better designed Fleshlight.

>>730098475
Just like when you've finished fucking a real pussy, you just want the girl gone out of your fucking house.

It's the same with a Fleshlight. When you're done, you just want to throw it and forget about it. But no. You've got to get up and clean it.

They're more trouble than they're worth. A gimmick to try once or twice and then never use again.

Stick to your non-mouse hand m8.

>>730099271
This seems sad, like way sadder than getting a tenga. This is like you cant get laid AND youre a cheap shit.

https://jlist.com/et122
anyone buy something like this? was it worth the 20?

>>730099438
I bet this guy doesn't wipe his ass either.

>>730098964
>extra cosy
take it out for a fucking meal, why don't you?

>>730099411
didnt see them in vending machines but most big stores carry them

>>730099477
Jlist is too much expensive, i prefer this one
http://en-nls.com/ but only via paypal.

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1) Depending on the texture inside, yes it's comparable. But there's no psychological stimulation so it falls short of real pussy.

2) If you have sex less than once a month and find yourself jerking it multiple times a day without feeling satisfied, Yes.

3) Yes, lots of lube. Warming lube is my preference. Dunno if it harms it long term.

4) Fleshlight has some really awesome textures. Some feel pretty close to the real thing, others look like they feel good, but probably pretty alien.

5) sorta easy, drying is a pain

6) wtf no only once. unless it's within seconds of your first use.

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>>730099495
kek. I meant cosy for me. I don't care whether she's enjoying it.

>>730099477
didnt get that one but i have gotten more expensive ones. It depends on how much money you make really, if 20 bucks is no big deal than yeah its worth it, but if those 20 bucks gotta last, id advise against it

>>730098475

Had to stop seeing hookers for money reasons. Cheap reverse dildo and lube helped huge. $30 toy and $10 for lube. Totally takes fapping to porn and hentai to the next level.

Are they discrete with the packaging? I'm thinking of getting one, but I don't want everyone and their dog to know.

>>730099738
Most online sex shops have an info page about their packaging. They are pretty universally discreet, otherwise they'd lose business.

Or you mean is the toy itself discreet?

>>730099738
depends on site i guess, tengas official website is. worst comes to worst get a po box

>>730099641
20 buck is more or less what i can save after three weeks.
meaning that i already spent what i needed on food and shit, so yeah not too much

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>>730099738
fleshlight comes in a normal brown box, usually doesn't say anything about it being a pocketpussy or who made it. billing is usually discrete too and not obvious.

don't ever think anyone will ever mistake it for a flashlight though. It couldn't fool even the worst porn actresses.

>>730099738
Fucking go to a sex store nerd. Especially ask the older employee lady there for help in a suggestion. She'll aunt ruth the shit out of your dick. Also get the Climax Gems Emerald Hand Job Stroker

>>730099738
>no, they write, look at that fucking pleb %yourname% jerking his small cock in a 3" resin hole in bold with a window to see inside the package

>>730099883
2 options then, one save your cash or two save up and get a good one.

>>730099738
i bought one from J-list and they came in abrown box and said "health product" inside

>>730099886
has anyone actually tried this? I feel like this is one of those things people post but havent done themselves

>>730099963
what would a good one be? not like i need one right now

>>730099883
I'd probably save up and buy a better one. My Tenga fliphole has lasted 5 years so far. $20 toy cannot be expected to last long at all.

>>730098475
super worth it, its like a real pussy if you use it hands free put it between your couch pillows or some shit

lube is pretty important

flashlight IS a brand and is the best

not too hard to clean just dip the inside in a sink of hot water before using

wouldnt recommend using multiple times without cleaning unless you like getting cold cum on yourself.

>>730099738
Most sex toy stores package discretely. Shit like alie express is hit and miss. Bought some bondage gear for my GF and everything was labelled exactly on the shipping label. I am an adult so I don't care if the mail man knows what I do in my free time.

Guys guys, what about bad dragon toys?

>>730098475
Tenga Spiral. Got one will never go back.

>>730100025
official flehlight, that flip tenga, i love bjs, so i got one that produced suction, pretty sweeet no one ever needs a corvette either but people get them

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>>730100023
Yeah, I never tried it, so you're right.

I have tried different versions of pic related. I found it difficult to get the base of the glove/condom to stay secure around the top. So you thrust a few times and it pops off.

>>730100275
sounds like a bad night, probably better off just buying one

>>730100023
I did this a lot back in the day and it doesn't feel very good.

The problem is the lack of texture with tricks like these, it never feels very good.

>>730098475
A fleshlight is a fleshlight and pussy is pussy. It's like trying to compare a hot wheels car to a corvette. But if you a basement dwelling neck beard get one.

>>730100339
But I assume some /b/ros have engineering degrees and will do a better job of it.

>>730100193
i am looking at tenga's fliphole lineup and none of them mention suction
i am asking cause i bought the deep throat once but i want a more long lasting solution

>>730100055
>flashlight IS a brand and is the best
Which ones do you recomend? Classic doesn't have any texture, right?

>>730100458
>implying dudes with gf/wife don't jerk off

>>730100023
I tried, and it does NOT work at all. Maybe if you have a tiny dick, it'd be alright, but any decent sized dick wont leave any room for structural integrity

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>>730100542
So true

>>730100545
just imagined a dude with a huge dick being so frustrated he cant fuck his cup lol

>>730100523
haha well i personally like the pink butt or any of the fleshlight 'girls' butts (the ones based on pornstars) but thats just me, im a butt guy

the textures really don't make that much a difference from what iv noticed

>>730100275
tried whats in the pic here

so shit, just get a fleshlight retards

about £60 for almost real ass forever

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>>730098475
you need to get pic related

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>>730101791

>>730100542
>she's not feeling like sex tonight
>"do you mind helping"
>she licks my neck while whispering encouragement in my ear

Top Tier wife purpose.

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Good morning, brethren. I'm here today to spread the news about a prophet who came to 4chan many years ago with some amazing news. You can strap a fleshlight to a fan and cum buckets. You may think this is too good to be believed, but our ginger-pubed messiah brought proof, and we call that proof our bible.

Live schlong and prosper!

>>730098475
nothing compares to elf pussy though.

>>730102624
dunno bro, this looks better
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This one is comedy

>>730103300
>>730103155
>>730102969
>>730102817
>>730102583
>>730102379
amazing

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THE END.

Not sure why the dude pulled out and jizzed onto a spinning fan.

>>730103631
Glad someone appreciated the genius. I've had this shit on my hard drive for 4 years or so, just as a life goal.