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I didn't know dogs could smile like that

>>730094496
People are so fucking brain-dead. Christ.

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That is the most sensible spot on all my fingers.

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>>730094712

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He wants the cord of her track pants.

>>730094712
what a fucking degenerate

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>dickmove

>>730095838
Shes hot as fuck

>>730094560

Mice are the niggers of the animal world, every animal that can kill them goes for it.

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Dog turned into a coal burner too.

>>730095613
They've done it. They are the ultimate white weeaboo. Chink eyes confirm

>>730094790
LMAO FUCK HOLY SHIT BALLS

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This is 100% the dudes fault.

>inb4 no

Debate me faggots.

>>730096977
chill my dude, no point of being on the offensive so fast..
>even tho its definitely that stupid granny's fault

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>>730094496
"Art"

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This is assault. Now before any starts bitching about how they are committing theft, the question is pretty simple:

Did he want that bike to get taken: Yes or No?

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>>730097216

What's that '''device''' for?

>>730095262

why don't people do stuff like this on star wars planets if it's so natural?

>>730097252
It's not a matter of yes or no. The reason this isn't assault is because it is reactionary. Assault is instigation. It's like swinging a bat. You can swing a thousand times and hit nothing, it takes someome throwing a ball to make contact.

>>730097415
topkek

>>730097252
Excellent.
Should be a feature in every bike.
Antinigger device.

>>730097341
>when people don't realize cops can't actually assist in any medical fashion as that's practicing with out a license.
Corp men have the same problem. Medically trained by the military, but can't do anything outside cpr, basic first aid with out extreme legal ramifications.

>>730096665

that's fucked up. that's like, if you really had to piss, someone grabs you with their arms around your stomach and squeezes. it would HURT and possibly cause bladder damage.

>>730097415
toppest of the keks

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>>730097405

Are you fucking stupid of course it's assault.

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>>730094496

>file name.

>>730097665
No it isn't. It takes the occurrence of a crime, 'unlawful possession of stolen goods' for the reaction i.e. the shock, to happen. No crime, no shock. That's the same reason so many people get off with righteous shootings. I have a gun knowing I may have to use it, criminal breaks in, I doubt tap him. He may survive and go to jail, he may die. Either way I'm in the right because I am reacting to event. I put a shock system on my bike knowing I may have to use it, someone steals the bike, I shock him, he may or may not go to jail, I'm off Scott free for reacting to the crime.

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Yes, gay men actually believe this.

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>>730097897

The guy isn't acting in self-defense. He set up a trap.

Bating a robber into your house and killing him will get you 20 years. Good luck.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-montana-man-sentenced-german-student-20150212-story.html

>>730098063
Kansas Statute 22-2403 allows for citizen arrest at the witnessing of any crime not alcohol or traffic related. This would leave jigsaw there free and clear. It's like when cops set up a sting. There is no crime against setting someome up for failure.

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>>730098289

>witnessing of any crime

The point is that there was no crime committed. He place his bake there so people would take it and he could film them. The 'prankster' wanted his bike to get taken. He consented to people taking it. There it wasn't theft and no crime was committed by the people taking the bike. He was the only one who committed a crime.

>>730098495
He gave no consent to such an act. At no point did he say "come take this bike." He left it in an open area, and people's nature to its course. That's like saying a girl dressed up like a slut is consenting yo be raped. "She went out in public half naked, she consented to sex with anyone." A trap can't be triggered unless someone steps on the snare. Is that guy an asshole for doing it? Yes. Is he committing a crime? No.

>>730096905
Story?

>>730096977
It's legal to do what the biker did, so it was the Mrs. Goggins' fault for not looking where she was going, the stupid old cunt

>>730094901
he is clean now *rofl*

>>730096977
I hope he sues her for damages on his bike.

>>730099829
you could but there's no evidence. The evidence on the film is that the guy has a bicycle with an electrified seat (maybe he likes riding it), and when he was too far away from it to physically stop it being stolen, someone tried to steal it, but didn't enjoy how comfortable it was as much as he did

Are you implying
>implying
Implying that the owner is complicit by not chaining it up?

>>730094955
I'm not sure understand what has transpired here....

>>730097252
listen here you liberal left leaning parasite.
those individuals (niggers) are stealing someone else's property.
if i were to put a extravagant vase on my windowsill, do i want my house to be broken into? am i baiting the thief?
fuck you libcucks are so dense and allways side with other parasites that wont put in an honest days work to fund themselves.

>>730098063
The "german" faggot deserves to die.
actually he was turkish scum

>>730100549
Legend says that his glasses are still flying.

>>730100835
kek

>>730097600
This cat had a neurogenic or something similar, instead of putting it down the owner helps the cat urinate twice a day

>>730094496
>This is stupid therefore all art is bad. Art needs to be like it was 300 years ago or else I say it's degenerate, because I'm gay.