Hey /b/! Loli Anime Waifu here!
Gimme some stuff to say~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VnJaZSlk1w
if it's good, I'll say it!
if it's dubs, I have to say it!
Begone weeb your kind is not welcomed here.
I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole
>>730068661
p-p-please fuck my pussy anon-kun
Sing the You'll Never See it Coming song
"Please fuck me, Kyon. I really want it, please."
>>730068846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFdBuiCkui
>>730068962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gNOhJH8IQA
>>730069108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NTpPs4HnNk
>>730069183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GIWfxj05D2
>>730069212
"sure, i'd love to go out with you sometime, you know, I always thought you were pretty cute, but I wanted you to make the first move..."
nigger nigger ass ass skrt skrt
easy dubs
>>730069505
>k-on
what the fuck, i thought you were a loli waifu not normie scum REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i want to die
Why don't you let me take care of your morning wood~?
Senpai cum in my ass
succ
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
>>730068661
everyone, subscribe to Mr. Chicken he is a very good team fortess 2 and hearts & generals player
>>730068661
Watashi no kintama wa sugoi okii desu ne!
>>730069516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z3pdDh5P7U
>>730069530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s162woqxNbSq
>>730069773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HPCYTMySX
Please say:
You are the most sweetest person i know
I just dont want to feel lonely
pic related
Hey Faggot. Yeah, you. Who the fuck do you think you are saying that shit to me over the internet? Who the fuck do you think I am?
If you only knew who the fuck you just fucked with, you'd apologize, soil your autistic 20 year old diaper wearing ass and end your pathetic life. Go back to jerking off to anime porn you fucking loser.
Right now I'm on the deepweb, paying a hit man to find your location and gut you like a fucking pig. I have the funds, so don't think for a second that I'm fucking bluffing. You're going down you piece of shit. I'm tracing your IP as i type this comment, and within 7 days you'll be a stain on the pavement you fucking nigger. I'd advice you kill yourself before he gets to you. Seeya Faggot.
>>730070004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZZ9D24sFhV
>>730070104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovlsVXYM6s
Stop talking to me you fat weeb
(Angry if you can)
>>730069847
pls reroll for dis
say hamburger in whatever way you want
>>730068661
"Would you like to choke on my monster cock, faggot?"
>>730070495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0049z8SMPrn
>>730070187
Reroll for this
mr chicken is a very good TF2 player and he is the best on heroes & generals
>>730070623
reroll
>>730070611
WINRAR
I doubt it'll fit senpai
Ryūjin no ken wo kurae
Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
flippy floppy hoppity hopapa
"Be my fat cock anime papi"
>>730070611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VU0ftoNtwh
>>730070777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06myraXU7Dz
>>730070961
Kek. I second this.
>>730070961
>>730071326
k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12v19fC6a7O
There are too many faggots on this thread
>>730070961
This, oh my fucking god please this
>>730071477
T R A Y U S H
mr. chicken is a very good TF2 and hearts & generals player
>>730071480
truth
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bdVX8Fyigi
>>730071477
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS A DUDE
>>730071668
reroll
that's funny, I just got one of those
I'm an amazing cock sucking faggot, that travels the world to taste all types of sperm. My goal is to see whos sperm is the tastiest of them all.
>>730069162
roll
>>730071224
>>730071477
You have won my respect. Very nicely done.
>>730071771
Reroll for this
>>730071777
>>730070777
Nice trips dudes
>>730070623
reroll
>>730070777
>>730071477
>>730071777
Damn. A lot of 7 gets in here. Holy thread.
>>730071771
Reroll for this.
>>730071668
reroll xd
Obligatory "Hitler did nothing wrong."
mister chicken is a very good team fortress 2 player and the best in heroes & generals
>>730072167
reroll .
pic related
>>730072167
reroll
"Good Night, Sweet dreams. I love you"
>>730071777
>>730071777
fucking i cant sing in the voice but I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00omgSAUSNN
"I want to suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixxx' asshole."
>>730072167
retroll
I love cock, and there's no stoppimg me from sucking your cock dad!
>>730072167
rerrollll
>>730072167
fucking you rolled like 8 times give up
>>730068661
Oh shit it's enkidu
>>730072433
you stole my dubs you little shit i just wanna make my friend on steam happy
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! please don't make me do it again...it hurts Daddy."
>>730072543
soclose.jpg
>>730072518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cdVAkgDbif
Can we get more 777 trips in here?
>>730072653
Top kek
>>730072653
TROLLED FOR REROLLING
Roll for trips
>>730068661
"my hate boner is only getting stronger onii-chaaaan"
>>730068661
Read the entire Bee Movie script
Recite a line from a show you like or something.
Dunno if this is your regular tone or not but you voice makes my peepee tingle. So..good job, I guess.
"P-put it in my butt oniisan, I want you to cum inside me this time."
>>730072950
listen to >>730072345
99% sure it's a dude
>>730072653
>>730072239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxntHm4m1D
>>730073043
heres your answer http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ohapIayRji
>>730073043
Where's that 1% coming from? It's definitely a dude but I can fap to it regardless.
>>730073043
That doesn't matter to my peepee now does it?
>>730072345
Nice effort!
>>730072921
Roll for this
Say "Rallah Ackbah"
How about a "LOLLU ACKBAR!"?
Rallah Ackbah Rallah Ackbah Rallah Ackbah Rallah Ackbah Rallah Ackbah Rallah Ackbah
>>730073565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MGkTRCsiH7
>>730068661
Declan, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time now. I love you. You make me so happy and I.....I honestly can't imagine feeling this way with anyone else. You complete me. When I wake up in the morning and see your face smiling at me, it's the best part of the day. I've wanted to tell you for so long but I was scared. So scared that I might lose you. I've never felt this way before in my life. But it's the truth. There's nothing I want more than to spend the rest of my life with you. You're like nobody else I've ever met. Nobody else cares about me the way you do. You're perfect. I love you Declan and I want to be with you forever.
>>730073846
That's really fucking autistic assuming you just want to hear someone say this about you.
Then again, I'd be lying if I didn't want to hear someone say this about me. Rolling for this fag.
Become the best Japanese woman and ask me about my day anon.
[Fry an egg or frying sfx]
"How was your day?"
[pause for 30 seconds]
"Oh really?"
[Pause for 30 seconds]
"Oh my goodness."
[Pause for 30 seconds]
"Hee hee hee" (or Laughter)
Or alternatively:
[Fry an egg or frying sfx]
"あなたの一日はどうでした"
[pause for 30 seconds]
"そーなのかー "
[Pause for 30 seconds]
"あら~あら~"
[Pause for 30 seconds]
"くすくす"
>>730073683
Kek, thanks.
>>730068661
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm bad at rhyming. Seven."
There's a male anon who can sound just like Nyanners.
He and OP need to do a collab together.
>>730074082
Thanks anon
OP is kill
>>730075538
no op is here hi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OXVurEn2G7
Who's this then?
>>730075620
they abandoned ship once they found out you're a dude
We did it Patrick! We saved the city!
>>730068661
"When I look up at the stars at night, I just think wow.... You're all niggers."
>>730075977
so many sevens
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDCIOThIjG
Eh, OP being a dude doesn't kill it for me. Talented voice.
Rolling for
"What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you fucking nigger?"
>>730073846
Reroll
"I'll do the mouth thing if I don't have to eat my peas daddy."
>>730076353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FwLBYzPgNE
>>730073846
>>730076499
I might of said your name wrong sooooo sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mNVk71YZAf
You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this, this is what's known as a Super Saiyan that's ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. And this.....IS TO GO.....EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>730068661
"I love you Mélenchon, you're the best president!"
Rolling for "I found your weird-ass porn and I'm telling mom. I knew there was something wrong with you."
>>730076987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mFA6gvXL7R
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Say I lub you Keita snowpop
>>730076933
You got it just right
From the bottom of my pathetic lonely heart, thank you anon
Thank you
>>730068661
why is supposed to be tender (kawaii) talk like retarded?
>>730077501
Aw, you buggered it
Went too low in the middle and lost it right at the end
Get back here Shocker!
SHOCKEEEEEEEER!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARRRRRTH!
You like staring at my panties you dirty little pervert? Well, why don't you come over here and get a good sniff of them?
Maybe I'll let you cum inside them too. That way, I'd get to feel your hot cum up against my tight little pussy all day long
>>730068661
0/10 not even Enkidu
>>730080853
Please OP?
>>730077050
Op is dood
C'mon OP, give us a sign
>>730082912
Fuck it, one last bump
Then she can die
>>730083801
She already did, thats a shame
>>730068661
fuck the bots~!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dwpTUg8kDa
>>730085169
Not until you do
>>730080853
>>730080853
DO IT
>>730086564
Reroll
>>730086919
Reroll
>>730087101
Reroll
>>730087190
Fucking captcha
Reroll
>>730087250
C'mon, it's only repeating integers
Reroll
>>730087308
Statistical probability demands it
Reroll
>>730087357
One in eleven is bound to be
Reroll
>>730087415
But you have to multiply it bu the number of active threads in the catalog
Reroll
>>730087507
And also factor in posting speeds of other users
Reroll
>>730087557
It's why so many get threads fail
Reroll
>>730087618
Still, I can be patient
Reroll
>>730087667
Almost
Reroll
>>730087714
Maybe I'll even get quads
Reroll
>>730087784
Guess not
Reroll
>>730087816
Reroll
>>730087876
Still, there's always the possibility someone else might get them
Reroll
>>730087929
Ah well. Just gotta keep at it
Reroll
>>730087971
Reroll
>>730087990
Reroll
>>730088020
Reroll
>>730088042
Y'know, it's funny how you always get gets in the threads where you don't need them
Reroll
>>730088077
CHECK 'EM
Now can I please get my request so the thread can 404?
>>730080853