Hey sluts, my phone got restored to its most recent back up which was in 2015, and I have a bunch of nudes of my ugly cock hungry ex. Anyone interested in more?
>>730065639
Why the heck not
>>730065639
Sure why not! Also why is she your ex now?
Any butthole?
>>730065832
He put cock hungry in the op for a reason mi dude
>>730065639
Always
She's fucking nuts. We were supposed to go out to breakfast one morning but I was out late at work the previous night and accidentally slept in. I woke up to like 40 voicemails of her crazy fucking ass wailing into the phone
>>730065639
Sure
No butthole, but this is as close as I have
Let's see those retarded tittays
>>730066073
That raised some flags right.
>>730066161
Is that hair on her ass?
>>730066161
Must be huge.
>>730066073
Feels
My ex used to not talk to me the whole night if I was 15 minutes late. I'm a tradesman so the work doesn't Stop till it's finished.
That is hair on her ass. And yes it raised many red flags. Honestly she was the first girl I ever fucked just to fuck. She literally meant nothing to me.
>>730066232
That sounds an awful lot like fapping
>>730066209
Human hair I believe, absolutely tarnishing an otherwise supple tart.
Girls can be fucking ridiculous, dude
>>730066310
Any of her getting fucked or any facials?
>>730066371
True.
I'm an apprentice "Fapper"
Means I have to make sure the journeyman or master fapper has enough lube and tissues till they cum.
She got a horse face but a sweet ass- any pussy shots? Vids?
>>730066418
If my girlfriend was like that when I walk in, then I'd be like "well... We fucking tonight"
>>730066310
lol did you ever go soft seeing that shit from behind? xD
Sorry about the poor lighting on this one
>>730066571
Nice cock, kinda looks like mine
>>730066679
They all rook same
Never got any of her getting fucked :/ couple of masturbation pics though
>>730066712
That's what I say about asians
>>730066734
That face . . .
>>730065639
Had a cock hungry gf once. She was great, until I started working at Amazon and wasn't able to spend as much time with her. It was a downward spiral from then on, she even tried to kill herself one night because my roommate at the time and I were laughing and joking about tiddies in Soul Calibur 2.
The sex was nice, though.
horse faced cunt
>>730066734
She looks like May Kanker from Ed Edd and Eddy.
>>730066571
Is she sucking you off? Also any videos of that or more pics like that?
>>730066734
LOL I woulda turned the lights down too nigga. You get a pass ahahahahah
>>730066571
>>730066951
I fucking lold at this
Trying to figure out how to post a video, that one of her sucking my cock is a screenshot of a video. Give me a minute while I figure that out. In the meantime, take this
>>730067306
No problem, if there isn't a way for you to do it, then I suggest uploading it to eroshare and sending us the link lol
>>730067306
Did she give good head in your opinion?
She gave shitty head, and her pussy bled every time we fucked but it was good.
>>730067306
Shout out for keeping it trill OP hahaha How long were you with her for?
I stayed with her because it was mediocre sex whenever I wanted and nudes whenever I wanted
she'd be cuter if she lost a little weight.
>>730067709
Damn. I'd be like "bitch why the fuck you still bleeding? I ain't trying to get blood on my dick"
>>730065639
>>730067882
Unforgivable
When was the last time you've seen her OP?
I think it was around 5 months? We met through a video game I was voice acting for (still in production, NDA was signed so sorry guys). But yeah, she was nutty.
>>730066161
I think she's pretty solidly cute - but, just exudes batshit crazy daddy issues.
I'm an oldfag - at 18 you put up with a ton. By 35, a hot otherwise awesome woman stinking up the bathroom once might be enough to give her the hook.
A hairy ass?
You better believe that's a paddlin'
>>730068068
Well hopefully you found someone better. Also any chance on seeing the vid?
(Also low key, I'm trying to get into voice acting as well)
Last time I saw her was back in early 2016. She's a fucking weeaboo and I saw her cosplaying at Target while I was buying pretzels
>>730067875
Why didn't you backup the nudes?
>>730066804
>>730068209
thats how u know u won anon
Yo I got my work going to conventions, handing out business cards and keeping my own studio. Starting off, get yourself a dynamic microphone and soundproof your closet and you can use that easily. Check out voice123.com, they post tons of audition info. Working on the vid btw
>>730068411
Well look at me... Trying to do voice acting for like video games or a cartoon but looking at a girl's nudes like. But yeah I'm good at doing some voice impressions and random voices and would like to use that going forward in some way maybe
>>730066828
https://eroshare.com/v4cq6nwk
Warning: incredibly awkward horse face bj vid
I believe in you man. Just keep trying lol
Thanks for delivering, OP
>>730068784
BRUH... You can tell she gives shit head. She barley did anything. And at the end it looks like she's happy for giving the best head. I'm a savage so I would of been like "bitch wtf was that... GTFO of my house" lol
>>730068784
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'
But you have a really nice cock
Any pics of her with cum?
>>730069172
Also OP, nice dick. No homo lol. Straight male with a girlfriend... That wants to voice act lol
>>730069248
Wtf I just said the same thing to him lol
>>730067306
>>730069460
I mean he does have a nice cock
>>730066899
This. Dubs Never Lie
Hey thanks guys, appreciate all the compliments my cock is getting! And no, unfortunately none of her with cum. I have some kind of problem with my sperm count or something but basically I can't have orgasms. Never had one. And yeah bruh, she gave the worst fucking head
>>730069690
Yeah I know lol. Like no homo to him or anything but yeah lol.
>>730068209
>>730069752
Wow really? About the sperm situation. That really sucks man. I've recently been cummimg a lot more than I ever have before. Which is weird for me cause like sometimes I jerk off like 1-3 times a day. By the third time I'm like almost out of cum. Now I can have a lot out of nowhere. But yeah, sorry to hear about that man. Also how old are you OP?
god I fucking hate this one but it's the last one I have :/ but for anyone wondering, yeah I moved on to someone much better but then she killed herself and that took awhile to get over. Spent the night at some girls house after meeting her at a bar with some friends and couldn't get hard :/ it's been tough dudes
>>730069989
That's really sad to hear :(. Hope you're doing better tho. You seem like a really nice guy :)
>>730065639
Full video here: https://legit-porn.tumblr.com/redhead
Thanks dude :) hey, if anyone feels like it add me on Steam, username is creedofrest, I'm the one with the faggy mudkip pic
>>730069709
i agree! thank you for saying so. I mean come on.
>>730069966
>>730070309
I might do that man. Maybe tomorrow, don't feel like goin on steam rn. But also you're awesome OP
>>730070309
Oh and don't know if you saw but asked how old were you? If that part of privacy then it's okay I get it
>>730069989
how does this make it easier? you're giving yourself reasons for your relationships to fall apart
Shit, sorry I thought I said how old I was. Turning 20 next weekend bros. also, this is the girl i most recently dated about a month ago. She got drunk and fucked some dude then broke up with me a couple days after. Follow her at kourtneyanners on Snapchat, she posts slutty fucking photos all the time because she's a fucking whore and loves attention
i ate her pussy quite a few times
>>730070971
Oh okay. I'm actually 18. 19 this year. Also curious lol. Ain't it weird that like idk how many people are in here but let's say like 5. How does it feel to have 5 people see your dick that are most likely all guys lol
>>730071159
Was it good? Lol
Oh and I have one more set of nudes from some thirsty black chick who keeps sending them on Snapchat if anyone is interested
>>730071159
Also anymore of her like nude or anything?
>>730071282
Yeah sure why not lol
>>730071210
Hi, I'm 21 apprentice tradesman, "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin"
I was curious about that too. You okay with more guys telling you your cock looks good more than your ex?
Now don't get me wrong- I like your exs ass but her face is so ugly I'd rather kiss your cock than her lips
>>730071159
Got any nudes?
>>730066215
Gross
Pce out thread
It was fantastic, she was great at riding dick. But god she's so fucking bland. She's stuck in that 2012 "lol so random XD" phase still and that's her only personality trait other than being hot. And honestly I don't really care who sees my dick. I do a lot of theater and recently was in a production of "Silence of the Lambs, The Musical!" And I played Buffalo Bill, and i was briefly nude on stage in front of at least 100 people every weekend night
>>730071431
Hey man, I agree lol. I have a girlfriend that I love to death okay. But if I had to choose your ex face or your cock to kiss, I'm gonna kiss your cock. Still no homo but ya know. Your cock is wayyyy better looking lol
>>730071586
Like, I'm not gay, like totally not gay, don't get me wrong. Like seriously. I would suck his dick tho. Just being honest.
>>730071584
Wtf, well looks like you got things covered... Not really XD. Anyways yeah man, that chick you were fucking seems extremely better at sex than that other bitch lol
>>730071584
No shit! I'm a thespian too!
I was in a play where I had to be in my undies but forgot undies so I free bagged it, and whipped ass to the audience and tucked my cock in so only bush would show. It was a riot.
>>730071807
Also did the XD cause you mentioned it lol
>>730066310
I know how you feel man, happened to me once
Thanks man. And yeah she was fucking ugly. So dick compliments are pretty nice, thank she guys! No nudes of kourtney sorry dudes also here's that girl on sc
>>730071928
Wish kourtney had nudes lol. Also that black girl looks better than your ex already lol.
Also sometimes I see guys cocks like watching porn or something and I'm like I'm just here for the girls. But sometimes I see a random cock and I go "well that's not bad looking Cock at all." Same goes for you OP lol
I know her too! Pic related.
Hey man nice! What play was it? Also that girl I slept with last night, we're hanging out again on Sunday. She's like a nude/lingerie model and she has a few photos on IG, I'm gonna follow her and see if I can dig up anything interesting
Holy shit how did you get that picture of her
>>730072413
It was called "knock em dead" I was the gay guy
is op still here?
Just found this photo on horse face's Facebook? Lost a ton of fucking weight Jesus
>>730073002
Guessing this is you OP? Lol (posting this on here)
>>730073002
Bruh hit her up ask for sum noodiez
Did she get like a boob job or something? Looks like it. You hit her up you're like "remember sucking me off bitch? I showed people that online and they like my dick more than your face"
HAHAHA that would fucking crush her. She would actually fucking kill herself, don't really think I can say that to her. That being said, I will see about nudesss
>>730073673
Yeah don't actually say that to her my man lol. Also wtf gonna ask for nudes?... You must have big balls... Well couldn't see in the video really so can't tell hahaha