If you can choose one super power, witch one you'll pick?

>>730065376
Teleportation.

>>730065376
Kill all the jews with the click of a button.

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Power to kill niggers by looking at them. WHITE POWER!

>>730065376
Ability to transport walnuts via telephone wires.

Always have the exact amount of money needed for any transaction in my pocket.

>>730065376
The power to fuck your mother with your dick against both of your wills

>>730065453
:o

Turn blood into bleach

>>730065575
Hummmm why

100x zoom with my eyes.

>>730065599
Remove your finger prints and you'll never get caught committing murder

>>730065376
I would choose the power to have any power I want

>>730065376
Easy, the power to steal powers. This counts in books and movies too, so I can literally become god.

>>730065376
Alright, you pause time. You can't do anything because time is stopped. Time stops forever.

>>730065653
Ask and ye shall recieve

>>730065376
This

>>730065376
ability to manipulate matter aka dr. manhattan hax

>>730065376
mind control... jk

id go with dragon ball z power

>>730065774
Not this way

I mean, pause and unpause

>>730065774
Great fuckin power you got there, OP.

>>730065542
So you don't want to buy anything online without having to first go and deposit the money in the bank or go to the store and get a gift card?

>>730065864
I have my doubts about it. Have you haver saw Jéssica jones? Imagine like you can't control reading others people minds

Telekinetic doorbell ringing.

>>730065885
Alright, you can pause an unpause time. When it's paused you can't move or do anything either. Man are you too stupid to even think of making sure you can act while time's frozen? Dumb fuck.

power to save&load like in games.

>>730065376

ability to have a 4+ hour erection that doesnot require medical help.

>>730066037
Live life to the fullest

Literally all of your powers are mine. This is a useless fight.

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The power to make OP admit he's a massive dick sucking faggot.

>>730065376
Immortality

>>730065376
Za Warudo

>>730065376
Reverse time in 15 second intervals. It'll make you amazing at talking to people and playin blibbeo blames

>>730065780
Wanna talk about it?

that i could dring 5 liters of vodka and not get drunk.

>>730066115
Ur hurting my feelings

>>730065931
This power doesn't prevent me from having money in my bank. I just can't deposit my magic pocket cash. I can still put earned money away.

>>730066104
Good one

>>730065718
That is so fucking inaccurate it hurts.

>>730065376
Speedster, protal maker or teleporter, that's all I would care about. Probably wouldn't even fight crime, just get shitty at the bar and be instantly in my bed.

>>730066111
In case you can just pick one

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

>>730065376
fart nerve gas

>>730066287
OH GOD PLEASE

That's everything that I want to my life

>>730066111
Is no one going to check?

>>730065737
Fucking golden android/peter petrelli

>>730066279
But if I remove my prints then they won't be able to take them and can't use them for evidence

>>730066287
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>>730066130
>>730066104
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>>730065440
Mine.

The ability to alter reality to suit my needs at will.

>>730066387
>>730066526
Along with these.

>>730066415
Right, I lean speedster (fuck that metabolism back story I wanna drink) I want that runner's body.

>>730066581
k. go have autism somewhere else, lie /pol/

>>730066130
what will you do in the heat death of the universe

that my wounds heal in hour, so i could make the dopest gore videos, that ISIS would be jelly.

>>730066015
Go fuck yourself. I have no idea why this irritates me to the extent it does.

Also, freezing time that does not cause me to age whatsoever no matter how long it is paused with the ability to predict disaster for self preservation (murder car wreck bombs etc)

>>730066664
have fun having the flesh ripped from your bones due to aerodynamic stresses.

Read minds on demand

>>730066519
someone ban this underaged glow in the dark faggot

total control over my body's internal and external functions.
think about it, it would be great for every situation. you could completely change your physique or skin tone at will, even using it as camouflage. you could slow down your heartrate and metabolism to wait for weeks on end, or speed it up, as well as how your brain processes things, for situations that require fast action. you could augment your eyesight, completely block out pain, hear a pin drop from a block away. if you're in the right environment, you could make yourself almost invisible.

>>730066526
What constitutes a need? It could be argued that the human body already has this superpower. Perhaps you just need something that suits your desires(cost to be determined later) like Longshot.

Infinite knowledge (with a brain capable of retaining and surviving it)

>>730066753
Just the liver, idk fuck I like rum.

>>730066697
In that case, if he will stay alive in a non-universe experience, he'll be basically god.

Think, the only thing alive when there is no time and space, is god. Idk

>>730066176
Yes actually

>>730066934
So you'll have to consciously remember to keep your heart pumping?

>>730066934
Oooh this one is better

>>730065376
That'd be my choice. The only issue I'd have with it is if you start to lose control of it and time permanantly freezes and you're just kinda fucked.

Think Life is Strange if you played that (I know it's not that great, but good time alteration stuff)

>>730067177
no, obviously some things like that can be set to 'autopilot' or a subroutine or something. you can just affect it as needed.

>>730065931
>hey anon will you sell me your bike?
>sure anon how's $200,000,000 sound?
>fair fair let me reach into the ol pockeroony
>split 50/50
>repeat
duh

>>730067177
True, what happens if you sleep? You'll not be controlling anything

The most powerful being in existence. Omnipresent and reality will be bent on my will. I am the future, the past, and the present.

>>730067317
Id never played, but u know the game

>>730067378
see >>730067358

>>730067425
Yawn, that'd get boring so quick.

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>>730066033
Damn dude, you lack imagination.

>>730067358
>>730066934
>>even using it as camouflage
Like turning it green/brown? That's not how bodies work...

>>730067425
>pick a superpower guize

>all of them
>is a huge fedora about it

faggot

>>730065376

Some form of energy manipulation. I figure if you got really fucking good at it than you've basically got like half the super powers imaginable at your grasp.

combination of Quiet and The End's powers

To edit anything. Change anything's (including self and the metaphysical) attributes, physical appearances and/or qualities, change oneself's skills and such, age and lifespan, personality, preferences, even thoughts of others. To edit anything and everything would be akin to having every power conceivable

>>730065376
teleport
>get away with anything

total control over sound.
for example, create an isolated pocket of sound around someone's head to either drive them insane or, if you crank it up enough, turn their brain to mush.

>>730067658
there is one fish that can camouflage to its enviroment. skin has some kind of layer of colors.

>>730067723
>energy manipulation

Just kill yourself now

>>730067723
Why just half? Just pick something like omnipotence and be done with it.

>>730067906
>dick.size = 15";
>hasHaremOf12YearOldsWithDoubleDs= true;

I'd want to be able to control time. Obviously, I'd have to be excluded from the effect. That way I can reverse, fast forward, and pause time while remaining the way I am. Kind of like how Hollywood portrays time traveling in movies. You step of the machine anywhere in time and space you want. Except I wouldn't need a machine and I could also pause time. Honestly, I would probably just freeze time forever.

>>730067658
with >>730067797 you could basically just develop chloroplasts

>>730068002
But it's just not healthy to your body. We're not fucking fish.

>>730068026

>yfw your Mutant power is growing antlers

Irl console commands would be nice

>>730065376
The abillity to copy or generate any other power. Without having to be exposed to said power first.

So if iwanted to fly, o could fly. If i wanted to be bullet proof, i'm bullet proof. Of i want to breathe fire, shoot eye lazers, be irrisistible to women, control minds, whatever. I can just do it.
I could potentially only manage 1 to 3 powers at a time, but hey, that's life.

That's the only power worth having.

quicksaving and quickloading
why has nobody suggested this

>>730065526
Sandy cheeks?

>>730068107
>I'd want to be able to control time. Obviously, I'd have to be excluded from the effect
>>>/f/acebook is that way you content-regurgitating waste of fucking oxygen

take the three braincells you have that still think for themselves and convince them to fucking kill yourself

>>730067906
This and >>730068098 this made me think of >>730068160

>>730068123
i am fucking a fish

The ability to have any super power but it'll only last 30 minutes and it'll take another 30 for me to choose another

>>730068240
because someone has. faget.

>>730068160
How would you access it tho?

>>730065376
Teleportation

>>730068299
Why so mad? OP asked what power I wanted and I answered.

>>730068336
My bad, sorry.

>>730068481
Because you're a faggot

Dishonored powers

>>730068431
You have to hit the tilde key on any keyboard connected to a computer

>>730068107
My problem with time travel and time stopping with personal exclusion is that you'd also need to be able to teleport. Stopping time, you'd slam into walls or fly off the earth as you keep moving when the earth suddenly stops. Time travel, the earth will be in completely different places each time you go to a different time, you'd just float in empty space and die.

>>730068388
why? i want power that last as long as i want. Your stupid.

teleportation, the best power

>>730068573
So could others access it?

>>730068613
This.

>>730068672
No for them it's just a tilde key it only works for you

>>730068431
>>730068573
This

Or close your eyes or some shit.

>tfw tired of life
>player.kill
>game over

Telekinesis is the ultimate power

>>730068672
password.

>>730068525
Why?

Call me a Homestuck faggot, but I would kinda love to be able to create copies of SBURB and be able to capatchalouge items, just for the sheer fun of combining shit to see what it makes.

>>730068785
What if someone forces you to give them admin privileges?

>>730065376
Except people stay conscious

temporarily go into a deep-mediation state where i can appear to anyone in any location or point in time and follow them through their story. also you could switch to their POV at various points. you could act as an observer, commenting on things and talking to them off and on about their 'journey' and maybe dropping cryptic hints about their end.
it would be like watching a tv show, but you're actually there.

>>730068613
Hmm, maybe then just the power of mass mind control or something like that. I could make everyone just stop moving and cease all non-necessary thought processes. So to everyone else, time has stopped.

>>730068971
How would they know I have the power? I wouldn't tell anyone

ability to change to nigger at will.

>>730068808
>Use telekinetic powers to fire neurons and hormone and chemical release in people's brains
>mind control
>infinite sex
>rip valuable metals and minerals from the earth, or simply money from people
>"stop time" by stopping all atoms and molecules in the universe excluding self and photons, somehow deal with absolute zero -like temperatures

>>730069098
you can't keep such secret.

>>730069072
A much better version of OP's idea.

>>730069101
ability to get rid of nigger at will

The ability to shoot heat seeking turtles out of my palms at blindingly fast speeds.

>>730069098
We all know you'd be demonstrating your powers to the world. Being all like, "Fuck you guys who kicked me in the nuts in junior high! I'ma turn your dick into a tiger!".

The ability to erase 10 seconds of time

>>730069169
Why not?

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The power to turn toast back into regular bread.

>>730069072
Simply elderscroll-tier magic then, mass paralysis and shit

>>730065376
being able to find a cure for depression

>>730069208
Dude, just call the cops. They'd get the job done in a jiffy.

>>730069353
Because your a massive gay-lord.

>>730069346
Just erase the 10 seconds you were born in.

The ability to fuck anyone whenever, wherever, and they would have no memory of it occurring, unless I wanted them to remember.

>>730069070
you could basically watch an extremely accurate interactive tv show about events like the manson family or columbine.
even better, you could find out about any mysterious event you want. like the lead mask thing or ettore majorana's disappearance.
hell you could stalk around government facilites like area 51 without any issues.

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>>730067360
>pockeroony

>>730069496
"LOL"

>>730069503
So, theoretically, you could fuck yourself? So essentially, it's time travel when you think about it.

>>730069621
kukekek

>>730065376
ZA WARUDO

>>730069621
I would love fucking my underaged self.

How about creating a girlfriend that doesn't bitch?

>>730069621
no its not time travel. time travel means you can go physically for example to dinosaur age.

>>730069492
I can fix that

>>730065376
Eternal youth/life which implies a healing factor

Not the fucked up eternal life where you can get bits cut off and it never ends.

>>730069737
You could even fuck your mother, creating you in the first place.

>>730069751
You would have to time travel to fuck yourself. (Unless your cock wraps around you...)

time travel is the best power. I'd like to see dinosaurs.

interdimensional travel

>>730065718
What about the dee enay that could still be traked by the coppars

THE POWER TO BE NORMAL :'(

the ability to turn feelings off.
the melancholy is pleasant sometimes, but sometimes when these stupid nameless emotions and concepts crop up, it's so strong and just excessive and i just want it to go away.

i didn't ask to be able to feel these things, but it happens anyway. you have no idea how frustrating it is to not be able to tell people about them. everyone except other crazies would just think i'm crazy.

>>730066037
Your save game gets corrupted

To be able to extend my elbows at will and to any length

>>730066934
Enjoy consciously controlling your kidenys liver pancreas stomach intestines. Tard

>>730070165
You want to become a normie?

>>730070254
I always thought that would be a great power, but I'd always worry about doing some really fucked up shit and suddenly losing the power, or the save gets corrupted and I'm trapped therw

>>730065440
OR time travel

The ability to alter the length, strength, and coarseness of my public hair

The power to turn anything i touch into weed

The ability to simply sit In air. Not fly, not even hover, just sit, kick back, put my feet up and remain in place in the air floating in comfort. Maybe have a cup holder or a coffee table too

>>730070737
accidentally turn yourself to weed

>>730070737
The power to weed anything I turn into touch

>>730070494
yes plz

Flying would be fucking awesome

>>730070853
Midas' herb

White male priveledge, I'm a white guy and I want this shit and I want it now damnit!

>>730070888
triple eights

>>730070853
I would die happy

>>730070982
Yeah. They're called planes.

The ability to cause excruciating pain on myself with no physical harm, and then forget about it a minute later

>>730070888
Wat

>>730071007
You want to be a cuck?

Internal combustion. To eat/inhale a bunch of weed and smoke it while it's inside of you, simply inhale air, exhale smoke

>>730065376
The ability to always return to the last 30 minutes of "my life" upon being clinically dead (memories intact), with the additive failsafe measure that returns me to 30^n minutes if I die x amount of times in succession. Combined with the ability to discern, intuitively, the underpinnings of causality and the overall gist of the purported multiscalar quality of existence, wherein I am but a faggot mote of dust amongst many.

Essentially glorified quantum immortality/time travel depending on what kind of universe you favor, with a little bit of faux omnipotence for a given moment you'd have lived over and over and over. I'd also make it something that no other entity/system could replicate, thus, no faggot or faggot-like thing could steal my "powers".

>>730069804
But that's the fun kind.

The power to not be a newfag

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>>730071007

The power to create a device that can show me anything i ask it like cute to a disease, life on another planet, an event in history, or alternate reality where certain movies or shows weren't cancelled.

the ability to make any tattoos appear and disappear on my body as needed.

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>>730069713
sounds gud

>>730066493
I fucking loved Heroes. They ruined it with the new one.

>>730071091
But imagine flying like a bird how awesome would that be flying at your own rythm following your own path and shit

>>730071315
And I can share these videos with others.

>>730071247
What if you're dying of illness and you keep going back 30 minutes before you die but can't prevent the disease from killing you?

The ability to instantly have any disease/syndrome known to man and them cure it and be immune in yourself

>>730071407
power to shut up

The ability to lick my own asshole

>>730065376
Same as OP

power to pause OP's paused time

>>730071587
What if the power to shut up is voice commanded and then you can't undo it after telling yourself to shut up because you need to speak but can't because you shut up?

>>730065376

shapeshift

>keep myself young and healthy forever
>be attractive life will be easy
>commit any crime and be someone else
>take over anyone's life
>turn into hot chick and fuck other hot chicks

Shapeshift is the best. If i can turn into animals too I can fly and do all kinds of cool shit.

The power to speak insanely loud or unintelligibly quiet, but no in between

Wolverine's healing factor.

>>730071813
Grow octo-cock and tentacle rape lolis

The power to make a ylyl without bananas

>>730065376
I can fly but only at the same speed I walk and only 2 feet off the ground

>>730071407
Then I would eventually go back 900 minutes, because I would have then died from the terminal illness more than x times in a row. Let's say my retarded ass couldn't figure out how to not die from cancer 5 times in a row. Then I'd go back 900 minutes/30^2 minutes. If I die 5 more times in a row after being given 900 minutes to figure it out, then I'd go back 27,000 minutes.

And check this out. If I know I need to go back 50 years to not die from the illness, then I can just an hero as many times as I want until it's 50 years (and change) before I died.

The power to convince anyone of anything. Many would die. But the world would run much smoother. It wouldn't be race based. Religion would be gone. Not everyone would be allowed to breed. IQ tests required. I'd of course have slaves of my own. But I'd be nice to them.

>>730071407
Groundhog Day.

>>730072063
what if you went back before you were born

Telekinesis or flight idk

>>730072027
Hover, is the term you were looking for. Also, water travel, lava, glass, try and fall off a cliff and see if hover saves you

>>730072077
>telling the people who understand what IQ means and doesn't mean they're wrong
>fucking over the entire human race and losing important information forever
>human society remains brainlets