Has anyone actually ever had sex with one of their friends moms?

Wtf, why has nobody answered this, bump for intradest

>>730059669
I don't know, why don't you ask your mom and find out?

>>730059669
>>730058299
The night I lost my virginity I ended up fucking the girls mom as well if that counts. It was awkward as fuck, some american pie stiffilers mom shit but minus the prior obsession seeing as i'd never met the woman before the night.

>>730060645
more details?

>>730060747
Sure if you want i'll try and green text it, nothing better to do.

>>730060811
yes

>>730060645
>>730058299
Losing my virginity and fucking girls mom gtext.
>Be me, 17
> around the time school started back from summer
> start talking to this chick who I ended up having english with
> she is sort of alt rock and dresses sorta grunge goth, but I was kinda into the whole look because it fit her.
> We talk for a bit and she invites me over after school one friday evening to watch movies and hangout
Now, with that being said, that's all I had in mind. Prior to this experience I was always sorta cheesy about it all and expected to end up getting into one of those relationships that end up in marriage shortly and everything "fits" and shit.
As for going out, my father was always lax about it but my mother would crucify me had she known, so since it wasn't out of the ordinary I just told her I was gonna goto the gym afterschool, then run the track and maybe grab a bite to eat with the guys after.
Continuing.

>>730061624
ok

>>730058299
ya i did was good will tell if want ..i hate green text but will do

>>730061624
-cont
> So I slip a condom in my pocket and I leave my house and end up running about 2 or 3 blocks down the road to where this girl conveniently lives.
> Now I ended up probably walking in total the span of like 10 blocks because it took God knows how long to find out which house was hers, but finally I did.
>standing on the porch I knock on the door and when it swings open she's standing there and greets me with a smile and welcome me inside.
>The first thing I notice is the place is dark af and lit with candles and shit which I originally attributed to just being part of the whole goth thing but later found out her mom had migraine issues and softer lighting helped.
>So she gives me a quick tour and next thing I know we're snuggled on the couch watching tales of the crypt (Old ass adult goosebumps ig).
>It was only about 5m or so then the front door opens and in comes her mom
Now, her mom was nothing to drool over, but she certainly wasn't terrible either. She had a somewhat pear shape with a thick ass, but her tits were pretty decent as well.
>She calls to her daughter, "whose your boytoy sugar tits?" and I resist the urge to verbally say what the fuck?
> Ig she noticed the puzzled look on my face and introduced herself, "Hi, im ____'s mom, that just what I call her is all haha"
> She then sits opposite us for a moment and is talking to her daughter about going out clubbing tonight, if we want anything to eat, etc.
>While they're talking her daughter is feeling up my arms and starts gloating about how nice they are and how her ex wasn't like that (Which was flattering and frightening in a freaky way all at once) then she tells her mom to feel them
>Mom responds, "No i'm not gonna grope your boytoy" while laughing
>She then gets up and as she's walking by stop's for a second, says what the hell, and gropes my arm and pec and giggles "damn you're right" and walks off.
-Cont.

>>730062769
keep going

>>730062769
Damn hurry up negro

>be 19
> was at ex boyfriend's house I always thought dad was cute ...can't tell you why
> um well he did always make me laugh
> he did flirt a small bit with me smacked my ass one time and that is where i think i really stated thinking about it
> anyway his mom and dad split up like a year before ...she got caught fucking some guy
> time when on from ass smack when i was there he seemed to hang around a lot always talking to me
> ex would say shit like calm down dad and other shit like that
> but never knew i think
> so time goes by me and ex go to party ex gets drunk as hell so as usual i have to bring him home
fuck I have never told this story to many times

>>730062769
-Cont
>While her mom is doing fuck all in the kitchen we snuggle for a good 3 or 4m before she comes back into the living room and says shes going out for a bit
>She glances at her daughter and tells us to have fun then leaves
>While her moms gone for about 45m and around the 35m mark we start making out a bit and right as things start getting heated we hear the door openinging
>her mom comes in with drinks and ask if we want any, it was jack and coke premix things that tasted like fucking barbecue sauce. I only drank about a bottle and a half but her daughter was drinking like a fish
>after talking to us for a second she said she's going back out to meet her date and wont be home till later
>as shes leaving she tells us to have fun, then yells for us to cleanup if we make a mess...
That pretty much signified to me she knew what was potentially gonna happen and didn't care which was just as odd as it was bad ass but hey, I was cool with it.
>So we start getting really physical on this couch and before long she ask me to play simon says, simon fucking says
>Simon says take off your shirt, my shirt, etc.
>She ends up jerking me for like 5m but nothing happens
i felt hard but didnt really rub me the right way i guess haha
>She then starts to lean down and put her lips around my cock and suck me a bit but her braces made it feel sortah odd, but in a good way.
-coont

>>730063830
Please my friend, keep going.

>>730063830
-cont
>As I'm starting to feel my balls clench up like im about to blow, she stops suddenly and says "give me your condom"
>my heart fucking dropped and I felt 50 shades of pale
>She met my uncomfortable look and just laughed at me and said she felt it in my pocket when we were making out.
> I give her the rubber and she takes it out slide it on and we goto town
Now i could add this part, but unless you want it i'll skip to the mom portion and can come back to it later.
>So we finish up and she says she wants to go shower off
> I figure looking back she probably wouldn't care if I joined or was inviting me even, but I didnt get it at the time so I tell her i'll wait for her.
>Well shortly after she gets in, sure enough I hear the door open and in comes ol' mom.
>Just looking at her I can tell she's drunk and once she comes into the candle lighting more I could tell she had been crying by her makeup and puffy red eyes.
>She come to the couch and slumps down a seat away from me and I ask her what's wrong?
-cont, sorry for slow typing

>>730064581
Give us the full story anon

>>730064581
so good so far anon

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>>730062769
>>730063830
>>730064581

>>730058299
I once in Mexico fucked a mom and a daughter not at the same time but in a period of 8 hours.
They still don't know it happened

>>730064581
>She tells me her date was an asshole and she felt like he was just using her and taking advantage of her kindness for her money
>turns out shed been paying for the guy alot, drinks, dates, gifts, etc.
>Try and console her as best I can and give her the ol friendly awkward leg rub while telling her "it'll get better" or some shit like that.
> She seemed kind of out of it so I offered to get her a glass of water to maybe help a bit and when I got up todo so I went passed her daughters room and noticed she had fallen asleep in a towel on her bed.
Now at this point I had planned on getting her the drink and then leaving so that's what I planned todo
>I continue to the kitchen and come back with the water.
>As im giving it to her I start easing into my goodbye speech while explain that her daughter is asleep and it's probably best I get going, etc.
> She seems rather upset with that and scoots over thigh to thigh with me while asking kindly that I stay just a little longer and talk
> I oblige and she goes on to discuss how shes just been kind of lonely and she felt like she saw it coming but brought it on herself because she didnt care so long as she had company.
> Then goes on to explain how her daughter has been so happy since she started talking to me and how she is glad I respect her and that she wished she knew a guy that made her feel that way
>Then she made a comment about my age and how she wished I was older while putting a hand on my thigh and rubbing my inner thigh with her thumb
> Tried my hardest to not get a boner but failed miserably, while she continued talking about how handsome I was and lucky her daughter was
> While she was leaning over talking to me I was trying not to look at her cleavage so I ended up making heavy eye contact which I guess she took for interest because sure enough
>She paused mid sentence and leaned in and kissed me while squeezing my thigh and cock through my jeans
-cont

>>730065754
Continue please!

>>730065754
Type faster, master

>>730066408
Probably came to his own story, killed the mood

>>730058299
My best friend was sleeping with my mom behind my back for a few months. So yea it happens.

>>730066653
how old were they? can you give details?

Op is a faggot, i saw this on reddit like a year ago.

>>730065754
-cont
>She ended up falling over onto me while we madeout, then bit my bottom lip before pulling back and staring at my smiling saying how It was nice of me to comfort her and make her feel better
>She leant back down and started kissing me more while running a hand through my hair
>All i could think was, "What the hell am I doing"
as I began to slide my hands down her torso to that ass of hers
>As I squeezed her as she bit my lower lip again and giggled
> She then sat up on my lap while i was laying on my back on the couch and she began to take off her shirt
> then she took off her bra and asked me if I liked what I saw
>mfw I respond with, "yes mam"
> she smiles and tells me I can feel them If I want
>she grabs my hands and places them on her tits as I start cupping and groping her big breast.
>While I was doing this she was grinding against my bulge before finally leaning down to unzip my jeans and takeout my cock.
>I swear time slowed as she ever slowly firmly wrapped her soft hands around it while giding it into her pussy.
>I could feel the juice between her pussy lips with the head of my dick as she rubbed it back and forth before finally easing down onto it.
>It was the most intense feeling id ever felt, like a wave of endorphins went rushing over me as this chubby big breasted mother of the girl just fucked was literally bouncing on my dick right infront of me. I nearly came at just the thought of it.

>>730066873
>Admitting you use reddit on /b/.

Did my best friends mom....felt really bad, she died a few months later in a motorcycle crash

>>730066982
this is going to end with that old pine-sol ending.
watch

>>730066786
He was 19 and my mom was 46. What kind of details ?

Yes actually, it was mediocre and she was "in her 40s" by her word which probably meant 49 tbh. She had been divorced and alone for some time and kind of socially awkward like a stupid 17 year old who never got smarter after highschool. I'm pretty sure she has always been an attention whore who only cared about herself, that started in her teens and she probably still is today.

Her daughter and I worked together at a bank. We were spending the holidays together and she commonly fell asleep before I did. I was full time university freshman year at the time and working 30 hours a week. She worked at the bank exclusively and I'm pretty sure she would still be working at the bank today if the branch didn't close.

When Christmas break came I had an internship and full time job. I was regularly up late and she would crash out after sex. I was sitting out front smoking one night when a cab pulled up with her mom in it. I decide to walk her in because she's super drunk. Throw her right arm over my left shoulder and wrap my left arm around her back. Get a full on handful of bra-less titty and legit linger for a second because I think "she's drunk, why not"

"Guess I shouldn't tell Brandi about this huh anon?" I laugh it off and help her up the stairs. We get in the kitchen and I get her a glass of water while she's leaning against the island. She brings it up again, "it will have to be our little secret" she says.

I think for a second but it's fine because she's drunk. "As far as secrets go, that one would be pretty mediocre Mrs. Brandi's mom." I love in closer to her and hand her the glass of water. Her hands go all over my cock, she leans in and starts kissing me. I start to pull away and hesitate like a pussy because at the time Brandi was the best thing I had ever had. Brandi's mom is relentless though, never stops playing with my cock, which was hard 2 seconds after she started.

She undoes my belt and I slide my pants down far enough to expose it.

>>730067254
How did it happen?

>>730064581
How did she know you had a condom if you weren't planning for anything? BS story anon.

>>730067440
I have no idea. I just know that they had been fucking for months when I found out.

>>730067389
go on

>>730067566
Was your mom single at that time? What is her job?

>>730067094
i miss the dinosaur

>>730067566
story? :D

>>730065422
Story dubs

>>730067389
>She undoes my belt and I slide my pants down far enough to expose it.

She starts playing with my balls while my cock is resting against her stomach/dress. While I'm still hesitating she starts sliding the sides of her dress up. I remember being kind of relieved because she had old person hands and they felt weird on my balls.

I can't say anything, I can barely move. I can feel my heart beating out of my chest, I remember it feeling and sounding loud enough to be audible to other people. My ears were hot, my dick was hard. The last time I was this turned on was with Brandi two rooms away the first time we banged.

"You know I hear you two all the time anon..."

I felt my face hot, decided not to say anything. I just looked down at her, her dress had been up around her stomach for a while now. She was just standing there in the kitchen talking to me with her pussy out, I didn't have the courage to look down at it.

But god damn anons when I finally did... it was the first bare pussy I had ever saw. Brandi never shaved completely and it drove me insane. I had also never had sex without a condom. But as soon as I looked down at her mom's pussy, all of the doubt in my mind was just erased.

I embraced her right away, we were standing chest to chest and she was kissing my neck while I rubbed my dick all over her pussy. Once I couldn't stand it any longer I turned her around and bent her over. Slid myself all the way in and gave her less than a minute of long deep strokes before draining my dick all in her.

>>730066982
hurry the fuck up u nigger

>>730066982
-cont
> Im now starring at her in candle light as she bounces her breast up and down while making a pouty "Hmmphh" whimper each times she bounces
>This continues for about a minute longer before I grip her thighs and feel my body starting to tense up
> knowing I'm about to climax I start to ramp up speed and dig the heels of my feet into the cushions while thrusting back up into her
> She shifts position and leans over onto me with her breast bouncing in my face
> Then she starts squeaking and moans in my ear, come for me ____! Please.
>My legs begin to lock and I start to shake like i've got fucking Parkinsons while her pussy begins tightening and choking my cock while I fill her with my load.
>After I finish I feel tingly all over and almost light headed as she collapses ontop of me.
>she kisses me gently and runs her hands through my sweaty hair while resting a hand on my chest.
>we lay together for a bit while talking about what just happened
>after a bit she and I get up and she gets me a towel and I clean myself off and getting ready to leave.
>She retreats to her room
>Just as im leaving, her daughter comes out to me in a night gown on the porch and tells me to wait, she pulls me aside and tells me she had a great time and that she was sorry she fell asleep.
>She then thanked me for staying around to make sure her mother made it home okay (I guess that's why she thought I was still there lmao)
>She kissed me goodbye and I ran back down the blocks to my house and ended up sneaking in the garage and going to bed
>told mom the next morning I stayed out a little too late with the boys and for my punishment I had to repaint the backyard fence and do the dishes for week.

>>730068386
>less than a minute of long deep strokes before draining my dick all in her.
She literally thanked me for not making a mess for her to cleanup. We had sex exactly 4 more times after this, she begged me to "fill her up" every single time.

She turned into a huge drama-queen soon after though. Before even getting through December I ended up having to break it off with Brandi. I had to stop talking to her mom because she was acting like a 17 year old, playing mind games with me and trying to get me attached. She would do stupid shit and try to hurt me. Brandi ended up engaged the following February, and as far as I know she's still married to the guy and has two kids.

Pretty sure she still has no idea I banged her mom, but I'm almost positive I wasn't the only boyfriend to bend her over that island.

>>730058299
I wouldn't exactly say we were friends OP

>>730068749
Finished, sorry for the wait guys, didn't want to leave out juicy bits, all and all was a wild night and definitely one of my craziest memories, it's party story me and my friends still talk about.

>>730065422
I know you fucked my mom u fucking bastard

>>730067880
Yea she was. Works for the city

Yes, but it wasn't a close friend. More like a girl I just talked to in school. She was sometimes a bitch.

>5th grade
>Mexican girl Angela
>her and her friends always tease me
>20 years later
>working at warehouse in same city
>hit it off with this MILF Mexican
>Become fuck buddies
>One day help her deliver a couch to her daughter
>It's Angela

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I got a girlfriend so I don't fuck her mom anymore. She never knew and never will, and I'm alright with that. It feels awesome though.

>>730069042
>Works for the city

:D

So, How was your father reaction?

https://xhamster.com/movies/6450528/lila_3.html

>>730069213
My mom was single.

>>730068923
Thanks for sharing anon!

>>730068923
fuck, so good anon, I'm glad there are people with that kind of stories, shit

>>730069355
Okay i'm sorry. I forgot my question for a second.

So, How was your reaction? Did you kick your friend's ass? What did you do to your mother?

>>730068386
>less than a minute
Pretty pathetic Anon.

Fucked my buddies mom for a couple years. He was cool with it. Various times me, him, his mom, and his GF would go hang out at bars together or party it up at his mom's house. It was cool until she started putting on weight then I lost interest

>>730069750
I was a teenager, it was the second girl I had sex with, and my girlfriend was sleeping like 30 feet away. Also, my girlfriend at the time was a fucking dead fish in the bed. But yea, it was still pathetic, but what can you do?

>>730069531
>>730069563
Anytime haha, thanks for putting up with my slow ass typing, always happy to share a good memory.

>>730069734
I didn't know what do to when I found out. I almost kicked his ass but my mom stopped us from fighting but I didn't talk to him for a while. I was angry at my mom about it but there's was nothing I could do about it. They kept fucking for a while after that. But now I'm cool with him again.

>>730070110
How did you find? Did you catch them in bed?

>>730070089
this thread wouldnt be complete with a good ol' kys

>>730070318
I went over to his place and saw him and my mom on his porch making out. Pretty obvious that they had just fucked.

>>730070890
How did they react when see you?

>>730067071
She lives on in your spank bank

>>730071104
They didn't know what to do. He was trying to calm me down and my mom was just embarrassed trying to get dressed saying it's not what it looked like. But it was obvious.

>>730058299
No, but I did have sex with one of my moms friends. Close enough?

>>730071388
One last real question;

Did you watch them before attack them?

>>730071665
A bit. I walked up and saw my my on top of him making out and I laughed thinking it was some random girl so I just watched for a bit until I realized it was my mom then I didn't know what do to and just got mad

>>730071943
You are hardly talking but your story is enough for me.

Thanks bro.

>>730058299
yeah, fucked a friends mom a few times (after college), she was a lot of fun

hooked up with a friends mom who lived in our apt building while in high school , hooked on older women since

My best friend, her mom and sister
> 16 with my best friend
>we were close so it was bound to happen
> later 19, best friend throes party, mom gets drunk, as do I
>flirt in the kitchen, make it to her room, fuck on the floor
> 22, meet with bar slut for drinks, get drunk, flirt a bit, call for Über, puked outside house so I go in with to help
>fuck 2 times that whole night, leaving her place and see old Christmas photo of her, mom and my best friend (little sister
>I told my friend later that month and she said that her mom was always like that and her sister probably fucked 4 guys earlier that day

caught my mom cheating with other guys and one of the guys was older kid that went to my school, never knew my mom was such a slut

>become friends with a friends ex
>she was cute but I'm not interested in fucking her
>I was a big pothead back then and so was she
>ended up chilling a lot and getting high
>one day we're smoking at her house when her mom barges in
>screaming about smelling the weed
>looks me dead in the face and demands I hand it to her
>being high and caught off guard I hand her the bowl
>she thanks me, lights it up, pulling a huge hit and blows it in my face
>they both are now laughing at me because I'm just sitting there dumbfounded

Cont...

>>730073129
Okay let's start. : D

How old your mom and guys were? How did it happen?

I once had sex with a married mother in China when I went for a few days.

>>730073276
>mom is really cool
>she had her daughter really young so she's only 35 now
>she's 5'9", long black hair, nice tits and ass
>she works out all the time and is trying to make extra money being a personal trainer
>start spending more time at her house
>fast forward a year and a half
>friend goes off to college and the mom breaks up with boyfriend around the same time
>mom always calling to have me help her with stuff around the house
>usually agree because she can really cook and her weed is great

Cont..

>>730058299
Twice. I ended up fucking my room mates mom back in uni, and later a friends step-mom.

All in all both were pretty enjoyable, without the frame included. Could have continued both if it would have happened.

>>730058299
Yes, he knew while it was happening, and we all smoked a blunt afterward

>>730073530
my my was 49 at the time - I had drilled a small peep hole into guest room, trying to get glimpse of my cousins but ended up catching my mom using the room to fuck guys. I had come home early and thought I heard something going on, and watched her getting fucked on five different occasions, seemed to occur friday afternoons, but was random enough that may have been more i just dont know. one guy i think she worked with, other was black guy and once saw her with black guy and his friend. Kid from school was 17, not sure how she met him wasnt someone i hung with

>>730066873
Ha faggot

>>730074115
>black guy

fake.

>>730074012
>we start hanging out more
>getting high, going to the movies and eating out
>one night she asks me over to help her set up her new TV and surround sound
>I do that while she cooks dinner
>after I'm done we eat and get shit faced on wine
>we were watching some Angelina Jolie movie with Ethan Hawks
>sex scene was a little awkward
>she laughs at my reaction and just kisses me

Cont...

>>730074732
Sure

>>730058299
i came close once in HS, when i was 17... i was a virgin beta faggot at the time though, so i couldn't seal the deal

then again, i guess i'm still a beta faggot, just less of a virgin now.

>>730074732
>she gets up, grabs my hand and leads me to her bedroom
>she sits me on the bed and starts taking off her clothes
>I try to say something and she shushes me
>her body is fantastic
>completely toned, 6 pack, perky tits and a round firm ass
> she stand me up, kisses me hard and takes off my clothes
>she goesnto her knees and gives me the best head I still have ever gotten
>she knows exactly when I'm getting close and backs off and then back on again and again
>pushes me on the bed and crawls on top
>grabs my diamond hard cock and guides it into her
>I don't last long
>her pussy is so good
> I come so hard it felt like that scene in Scary Movie

Cont...

>>730058299
a friend in high school fucked my mom, she was going through some shit with divorce, only reason i found out was he told everyone

>>730076127
How old were your mom and friend? How did you react?

>>730075736
>We spent the weekend at her house just fucking
>this went on for months except when her daughter was home
>she made it clear that she didn't want her to know
>over time we would see less and less of each other
>that was 10 years ago
>she's now married and so is her daughter

I cheated on my wife a few years ago by fucking my best friend's mom.
>Be 20 yo me
>was a a pretty big stoner at the time
>used to hang out with best friend and his family all the time.
>friend's mom and sister end up moving to a different city and after the move she invites me over to check out the new place
>would typically go to their old house to smoke and jam out so didn't think any thing of it
>get there and only my friends mom was home, so i get comfy and smoke a few bowls
>after a few minutes i notice she is being overly flirty so i decide to be ballsy and say something flirty
>mfw when hfw
>loves the corny shit I say and at this can probably tell I'm trying to flirt back
>she puts her feet on me (knowing i have a fetish) and says she sure could use a massage.
>without missing a beat I'm rubbing her feet and before I know it again I'm sucking on her toes..
Cont?

>>730076336
mom was 42, he was 17, big for his age. I was pissed that he told everyone at school and where we lived, got in a few fights over it, and we ended up moving out of state.

>>730058299
yep

but its not surprising some are real sluts

>>730076945
How was your father's very first reaction? Did he hit your mom? And why did your mother cheat him? Did she tell anything?

>>730077224
they were going through divorce so he wasn't living with us...he constantly referred to her as " your whore of a mother" when talking to me. She didn't really talk about it, just that she was tired/ lonely and just wanted to live a little is why it happened

>>730077649
So, How could this guy be successful to pick up your mother? Where did they meet? How did things happen?

>>730076807
Cont.
>she know what she's done to me and is enjoying me go to town on them feets.
>after a while she gets up to make us a few drinks and as she was coming back I feel extra ballsy and decide to wait by the door, out of sight.
>she walks in and I just grab her face and we begin making out
>i dont know how those drinks didn't fall on the floor or spill all over the table because we were just going at each other
>made out for a good 5-10 minutes before we hear the front door start to open
>entersistercockblock.jpeg
>we back off each other and carry out a normal convo with sis who just got home from work
>she would go in and out of the room we were in bc she was changing in her room and getting ready
>we would make out everytime we saw sis disappear
>after about the 3rd time of this she starts gropping my crotch
>fullyerect.gif
>sis says she wants to go do something because she just turned 21 a few days ago
>mom agrees and says we should go to a bar to celebrate sis' bday and the fact that the following day was mother's day
>mfw i realized it was the day nefore mother's day......
Cont.

>>730058299
About a year ago i was at a buddies getting drunk with him, his gf, a bunch of his buddies and his mom. She was all touchy feely and after a few drinks i ended up finger banging her while she's stroking me, but someone walked in on us so she got all embarrassed and left. We ended up talking after that but she is a bit crazy and actually wanted some kind of relationship. She ended up marrying a fag and fucks him with a dildo. True story

>>730077969
he lived in our development (condos) and from what we figured they met at the pool and common area and she came onto him is what he told everyone- he lived with his dad who wasn't around much, and she would go over to his place to fuck

>>730077986
Cont.
>we end up riding to the bar, sis is driving, mom shotgun, I'm in the back.
>sis and mom are just singing and I decide to see how much of a freak she is
>start pulling on her hair
>she kinda just chuckles it off since i was pulling gently as to not make it obvious for sis
>i see her shoot me this look through the side view mirror like she was diggin it
> i keep making eye contact and just yank her hair to where her head hit the back of the seat and i had a tight grip on her
>still making eye contact she told me she was ready to fuck just by looking at me.
>fwd to the bar and we're still sneaking make out sessions everytime sis goes to the bathroom or get drinks
>after a couple hours we're all trashed and decide to head back
>back at the house we do a few more rounds of shots and sis decides to call it a night since she could hardly keep her eyes open
This is where the good part starts

>>730079351
Anyone lurking?

>>730058299
A few guys from my group used to fuck the mom of another one of our friend's girlfriends.

>>730079575
yes.

>>730079575
yup

>>730079575
yep

I know I'm a fag for going there. But there is a great thread about this on Reddit. If you like this shit find it on there.

>>730068045
underrated post

>>730079351
Cont.
>at this point we are in the kitchen still trying to finish smoking a joint and the drinks we had just poured but couldn't separate from each other
>at one point we heard russtling and it was sis drunkenly stumbling out of her room to get a drink of water
>almost caught and she tells me that was close but she has a better idea
>grabs me by my hand and leads me into the bedromm
>I've seen her room before and even helped her setup a few things before but it never quite looked this way.
Everything was dark and we barely closed the door before we were all over each other again
>we're still making out when she grabs me and throws me on her king sized bed
>i instantly position my legs to where she was directly in between them
>she tells me 'i hope you're ready baby' as she starts slipping onto her knees
> 20 seconds pass and i feel her still tugging at my shorts and my dick isn't freed from his zipper cage yet
i notice she was having a hard time taking my pants off because i used to wear a shoelace as a belt and it just so happened to get knotted..
>trying to not kill the mood i jump up and remove my shorts completely in one fell swoop
>almost smack her in the face with my dick before she grabs it and throws me on the bed again
Cont..

>>730068923
That was great, anon. Well done, but what happened after that?

>>730080710
Cont.
>from the instant the very tip of my penis touched the inside of her mouth i felt that i was already about to blow
>have about 3 minutes of the most intense, nonstop, porno-esque style blowjob and I tell her to give me a breather because I'm about to lose it
>she grabs both of my hands and slams her head so far down on my dick i swear i felt her tonsils hit my pelvis
>pompeiipt2.mp4
>as I'm cumming with the intensity of 1,000 exploding suns she is playing with my balls with one hand as her tongue strokes the length of my cock all the while it's still inside her mouth.
>I feel drained of all my testosterone and as she's getting up and licking off the very little cum she lit drip out from the side of her mouth I feel her position her legs by me
>I'm by no means ready for round 2 but decide fuck it I can get started early
>start rubbing her clit and figure why not eat that pussy while I'm at it and can feel her pussy trembling as i slid my tongue in between her lips up til the very tip of her clit
>at one point start thinking how I'm literally about to fuck the exact same place where my friend and his sister first entered into this world
>feel dick get rock hard again and round 2 commences.
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>>730058299

You bet its real!
I fucked my roomates best friends mom. She was a hot persian lady, 55 years old. Perfect feet, and never wore panties. Smoked weed and listened to radiohead.

To anyone who has not fucked an older woman the craziest thing is that their skin is very loose. Its not like grabbing young girl ass, but rather its like one of those stress memory foam bags made of loose skin. I was literally able to grab 2 handfuls of ass, which made it really easy to balance. who would have guessed?

Also as awkward as it gets, at the end right before i came I was like ...I dont have a condom, and shes like "haha anon, I've already been through menopause, i cant get pregnant"

that was weird but i came all over her back and she was upset.

Still think about it, but the daughter found out and wants to kill me. Loudmouth roomate... telling a woman a secret is the fucking stupidest thing you can do no kidding.

>be 8
>go to friends house to see if he can come out to play
>mom's about 24yr answers the door in a night dress / lingerie
>is anon home, can he come out to play?
>Anon and his sister are at his dads, they should be home any minute, do you wanna come inside?
>walk in and sit on the couch
>the movie swordfish is on
>She's drinking wine, offers me some
>tried it and it was really bitter
>couldn't finish it
>get up to go to the bathroom
>feel very drunk
>even though I'm a guy I sat down to piss because I felt dizzy
>woke up and I was sitting in her lap
>her fingers were in my mouth
>pants still around my ankles
>she's idly playing with my rock hard dick
>breathing seductively into my ear
>blood pressure through the roof
>I felt like I had to piss so I tried to get up
>fall down onto the couch next to her
>she goes to town sucking my dick
>I came, passed out, and woke up in my friends bed
>she gave me an apple fritter and basically told me that if I told anyone what happened her son would stop being my friend
>she would stop being my friend

whenever he would mention that he was going to his dads I would get really excited. She would teach me things. to this day I'm surprisingly good at sex. I didn't have any sex between age 12-21 but oh man, it was like riding a bike

>I'm 27 now
>GF is 22 turning 23
>looks exactly like my friends mom
>I bought her the same dress
>I still drink the same wine
>we were drunk the other day
>swordfish is on
>on her way back from the bathroom I pull her into my lap
>get my fingers wet and put them in her mouth
>other hand makes its way down her panties
>She gets up and straddles my lap
>I'm visibly crying so I take her glasses off
>hey [anon's mom's name], do you have any condoms?
What did you just fucking call me?
>lie and say apple fritter
>puts on her glasses and turns on the light
>she asks why I'm crying
>begin crying so hard that I can't even stop, I can't even get words out
>she gathers her stuff and leaves
>this was four days ago

>>730082214
i dont know about this dude... can you even get rock hard at 8?

>>730082214

lol'd so hard APPLE FRITTERS anyone |

>>730082820
dont let this thread die nigs

>>730067003
>caring what people think of you on /b/

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Who would fuck my mom ?
WWYD to her ?

>>730083655
yes, and most things.

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>>730083776
Yeah but whats the worst you would do to her ?

>>730084209
Not him but I would love her gently in the missionary position.

>>730083655
not jewish huh?

>>730084209
I have a habit of saying fucked up personal shit to women during sex, so i'd have to know some personal secrets of hers to work with. I'm more into psychological violence than physical brutality.

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>>730084393
Not really no
>>730084553
Has 2 sons, my dad is a dick and treats her badly, some body issues

>>730084953
Do you resent your mother or something? why do you want to know what fucked up shit people would do to her?

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>>730085046
I figure i'm attracted to her, but i don't want to
So its a fantasy of mine to see her being bully into sex
Also she never has sex with my dad so i think she could use a good fuck

>>730085331
Well shit, thanks for being honest (seemingly). I suggest you just spend more time with her, and if you are of age, take her out for drinks once in a while. Be flirty. You can fuck your mom, and you will regret it immensely, but if thats what you want, go for it.

>>730058299
Dated a girl in my late teens, we fucked a few times and then it fizzled out - but she kept my number, and we hooked up once or twice after that too if we were bored, casual FWB type of thing.

Out of the blue one day, she calls me and says "Oh, I need a favour - my mom is wanting to go to this lecture (A.I. and implications, pretty cool) and you're the only person I know who'd be interested in it... Please take her, she won't go alone?"
Promises to make it up to me etc, cool no problem, her mom has tickets so it's costing me nothing...
Show up at the house, shirt and tie, shoes and shit all shiny cos someones mom, ffs.
When she open the door, she looks like the girl I've been fucking has gained 30lbs in all the right places, had her hair done and bought a new pair of slut heels... Unbefuckinglievable, considering she's in her late 40's.
Lecture is fascinating, genuinely got engrossed, turned to ask her something and...

The predator look in her eye.
I was going to get fucked tonight.
And I did. And it was caaaaash.
Never heard from the girl again, and the mom called me a few times to basically say she was an awful person and she hated herself for "fucking her daughters bf!". Once I reassured her that wasn't the case, she chilled. Never did get to fuck her again though. Real shame, cos she could suck chrome off a fender.

>>730082214
I've also banged a couple teachers in highschool, but one of them was a student assistant, she was like 3 years older than us

>Be in like 6th year of highschool because I'm a giant fucking failure
>taking photography and fall for the teacher hard
>start sitting in the front of the class
>have taken this class like 3 times before but this was a new school
>impressed her with my knowledge
>frustrated her with my apathy
>one day I was going out for lunch and I saw her up ahead so I caught up
>we ended up talking shit about some sped kid in our class and got jamacian food
>we're walking back to class and I expect her to go into the teachers lounge
>we walk straight to her class
I don't like eating with the other teachers, I feel like they don't like me
>ate lunch and talked about bullying
>my class was next so I just went to my desk and pretended like everything was normal
>we went to a movie as a class once
>I sat next to her
>she kept offering me popcorn and the bag was in her lap
>grabbed her thigh through the bag
>she didn't flinch
>after the movie she offered to give me a ride home

(we took a school bus here, how is she driving me home? she parked her car at the mall and took public transit to school so that after the field trip she could get on the highway and go straight home.)

we get to my place and she kisses my cheek and tells me that she had lots of fun at the movies, and that we should do it again sometime

then we were suppose to do some bullshit ass report with a presentation about the history of photography

>I'm scheduled to be last
>she doesn't get to me
>you can present it to me after school tomorrow
>run to her class after school
>the projector isn't in the room anymore
They're using the projector, just open your project on this computer (we had maybe 5 computers in the back of the class)
>I sit down and pull up the powerpoint
>she sits on my fucking lap
>I'm trying to talk about film or whatever the fuck and shes nibbling my ears

>>730081872
Pls finish anon

>>730086522
>I turned my head to look at her and we started making out
>grab her by the pussy
>no panties
>begin playing with her clit and she shakes like I tazed her, could only imagine how turned on she was
>I motioned her to get up
>she bent herself over the table and I proceeded to raw dog that shit
>I was really nervous so I was having a hard time cumming
>she came like 3-4 times
>when I finally did climax I left her with a cream pie
>we cleaned up and she offered me a ride home
>she drives to her house
>we fucked raw from like 5pm till 3am
>she calls into work with food poisoning (it was friday)
>we fucked from 8am till around noon we're so dehydrated that we start drinking wine
>by 3pm we're stupid drunk
>decide to go on a date
>we went to our local video store and got some vhs movies to rent (she was a hipster like that, she had a dark room, a vhs player, a super 8 projector, and a turntable)
>we made out in the videostore, got more wine, went back to her place and fucked while ghost busters played on the TV
>at around 9pm I start crashing and offer to go home
>she busts out coke and and with the sexiest puppy dog eyes says
just one more night
okay but I gotta leave in the morning
>stayed up all night sucking each others genitals and rectums before spending a few hours cuddling and I left.
>we would go on dates
>I'd fuck the shit out of her
>we did a bunch of coke
>but then I started doing a bunch of coke with a bunch of raver faggots and came to the conclusion that I was gay
>I graduated and just stopped returning calls and texts
>one night during the summer I get a text
I need you to be here
bih y?
I hurt myself
>taxi to her place
>door open ajar
>reeks like puke piss and BO
>Shes asleep on the couch looking like a bum
>surrounded by wine cooler cans
>has puked on herself
>Pills in puke
>pill bottle in hand
>Call 911 from her cell
I'm at this address, I think my neighbour is overdosing
>I went home
>she survived
>quit her job
I lost track of her

>>730086608
awesome!!!

>>730086608
So you repeatedly fucked the shit out of that woman and then somehow came to the conclusion that you're gay? Explain...

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>>730062769
Things which never happened

>>730082214
>>730086522
>>730086608

I'm still here, it's 0345 where I am

>>730082820
>>730082458
I managed to get hard, but I didn't really start shooting proper loads until I was 12 I wish I was lying, but every time I smell apple cinnamon I get flashbacks to that milf sucking my dick and it makes me so hard. I think about her every day. it's unhealthy and I want to kill myself all the time

So the teachers assistant or whatever you wanna call him, he was doing co-op / volunteering for her college course so that he could graduate? whatever I suck at school

he was actually in my friends class, but I would skip class and go see laura and one day he was talking about how his TA was such a faggot so I had to sneak in and see what was up. I believe I was 21 at the time and he was a 26 year old indian raver

>indian food place near school
>kinda far, kinda out of the way
>not very student friendly
>I had been talking to this teacher for about a month
>decide to follow him out to lunch
>he tells me about how his dad owns this really great indian food restaurant
>got hooked on curry
>I'd shit in the street for him
>This was around the same time things with laura were getting too clingy so I was slowly distancing myself
>we would go to dnb / jungle / dubstep raves
>take coke
>go back to his place
>take ketamine
>everything was buddy buddy until one day we went out to eat after class and he realized that he forgot something in class
>we went back to the school, back to his class, where we made out for like 20 mins and took turns sucking dick and doing coke before we left
I'm pretty sure laura found out over the summer and tried to kill herself
>he got a teaching job that fall
>2000km away
>we skyped for a while but we eventually grew apart.

>>730087456
I had been confused about my sexuality for a while, I had male crushes at a very young age, I avoided having male friends because they didn't like how flirty I was. avoided drinking because I sound really gay when I slur my words.

I got peer pressured into believing that what I wanted to do with my life was get married, have kids and live in a house with a picket fence. When my mom died I came to the realisation that I don't need to live my life to please other people. That dream I just mentioned is something that my mom wanted for me, so I wanted that for myself to make her proud.

I'm comfortably bi, I had a girlfriend that looked like my friends mom for a few months and would cheat on her with a couple guys I fuck around with. accidentally called her my friends moms name and she assumed I was cheating. I totally was and had an anxiety attack and started crying uncontrollably. it's been 5 days since she walked out and stopped returning my calls. Might an hero like fuck this

>>730082214
>>730086522
>>730086608
>>730089473
>>730090214

senpai notice me n~n