Ask a sailor in the Navy anything Also General Alcohol thread.

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>>730052969

Rebuilding my friends computer and drinking Shiner

>>730053109
This

>>730052969
More of a comment. One of my biggest regrets in life was not becoming a pilot for the Navy.

IC electrician

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>>730052969
How much gay stuff actually happens in the Navy?

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Interior communications electrician 3rd class

>>730053368
Bout 1%
>>730053109
Not Op but EM2 here

>>730053368
Not as much as you expect. Its not all village people and homsexual singing. Its more of technicians just doing there jobs trying not to get shit on by chain of command.

>>730052969
What do you do with a drunken sailor?

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Cheers mate!

>>730053684
Most ports I was the non drinker, but still more fucked up than my liberty buddies. This is a usual port period

>>730053684
Shave his ass with a rusty razor
>>730053858
Fucking booter

>>730052969
how much gin do you get rationed in today's Navy?

>>7300543
Not as much as you think

>>730054308
I have been in for about 4 years. Been on my first deployment a few months back. 7 months. I was one of the highest ranking in the shop. I was also one of the youngest. Thats how i had to get the drinking in.

>>730053684
Throw him in the brig until hes sober

>>730053684
>>730053858
>>730054308
https://youtu.be/E_RWtdm81WU

>>730054868
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter

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I fucking love this shit. Don't knock it till you try it.

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Shawarma is the best shit i had in the middle east

>>730054715
>still not getting the song and explaining his answer futher
Oh anon
Whhat do you do with a drunken sailor? Shave his ass with a rusty razor
Put him in bed with the capn's daughter
String him to the mast and salute the colors
Early in the morning

ET3 reporting in. To be honest I'd say the navy gets more strange than all the other branches. We travel the world and most of the ships goal in port is to get laid and hammered drunk. Spain, Australia, East CONUS, West CONUS, Japan is lit as fucking fuck, and everywhere in between except gitmo really there's always foreign sluts looking to get a good American Dickin.

>>730053538
How long were you stuck in Great lakes, and are you there now?

>>730052969
Why are you so racist?

>>730052969
what boat are you on faggot
im an elt on a sub out of groton

>>730055607
Not in great lakes. Was there for 2 months for bootcamp, 3 months for att and 3 months for A school. Currently on a carrier.

Not racist. I do not discriminate.

>>730055734
On the Ike

>>730055828
Why are you so racist tho?

>>730052969
what's your rate?

The majority of sailors I see on documentaries about the US Navy seem like they are straight from special ed

Reason for this OP?

>>730055883
nice i got some buddies on 69 in RL div.

>>730052969
Busch light.
Trying to lose weight and stop drinking all together. It is not working at all.

>>730056000
he already say em2
nice trips

>>730056000
IC

>>730056013
Because they racist.

>>730053684
Love that song.
What... do you dooooooo with a drunkeeeeen saaaaaaailorrrr eerrrr'ley in the merrrrrrningggggggggg.

>>730056013
Not OP but basically no self respecting sailor would volunteer for any media bullshit because we're to busy either sleeping or getting shit faced. Never Again Volunteer Yourself. That's what navy stands for.

Anyone who is happy to be in front of an MC with a Nikon IS either a fucking retard, fresh out of bootcamp, really really really really trying to be a super sat blue falcon piece of shit, or was Voluntold.

>>730056153
Nice. . . since you are on a big deck, are you stuck with the engineers?

>>730056013
The majority of sailors you see are probably from deck department or weapons. Nukes, combat systems, and operations need common sense and a grasp of academics to perform there rate day to day.

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i came to this thread cause im in the navy too but this is clearly a shit thread and also i hate my fucking job and im counting down the days till my eaos so i can grow a pony tail and a beard and smoke weed in college. night guys have fun in this thread

>Tfw made EM2 in under 3 years
Feels goodman

>>730056532
>>730056327
thanks lads, god bless the USA

>>730052969
Golden rivet... explain.

>>730055038
Sea Shanties is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsLL2bmLgfg

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>>730056532
>nukes
>common sense

>>730056567
lol in the navy. . . calls his rate a job XD

>>730052969
what does cum taste like you cockloving faggot?

>>730056614
if youre a nuke or otherwise and star reenlisted it doesnt count.
Otherwise nice. I made mm2 in 3 years without star reenlisting

>>730056327
I second that opinion. Dont record me. I dont want to deal with the shit. Just let me do my job and let me go home.

>>730056880
Im nuke waste gone undesignated and made it the good ol fashioned way

>>730056747
you must not know many actual nukes youre probably some topside/shoreside rate or airdale faggot. You cannot survive nuke training or quals unless you are a normal person with common sense. i have no idea where the nukes dont have common sense meme comes from

>>730056408
Havent been with engineering for a few years now. Big navy said fuck it and put us half with air and half with combat.

>>730056780
Your rate is your job title not your job.

Example, you probably work at a subway as a "sandwich artist" so your job would be being a Bread Humping Degenerate. BUT you would still, in the proper expression of distaste for your position as Bread Humping Degenerate, would hate your job. Even though on paper and by title you're a "Sandwich Artist".

Learn English you fucking idiot.

>>730057050
Topside ET3 here. Nukes are legit weenies bro

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>>730053790
thanks for ruining my night with that filth

Heiny

>>730056780
being in the military is a job, i dont see whats funny about calling what i do a job. i dont hate my rate i hate the entire fucking navy and my stupid fucking submarine and all the dig-its and brainwashed suck ups that run the navy

>>730057132
No shit you fucking wog, i was mocking you for calling it a job, go back to sniffing haze gray you sensitive pussy.

>>730057330
Amen brother

>>730056880
Im 4yo myself. Made IC3 with shit advancement rate

>>730057419
I'll talk to you next time I wanna eat processed bullshit on shit ass bread

Deep eddy lemon vodka and mt dew... while my gf is pissed and is falling asleep... so done

>>730057279
howso? on my submarines nukes are the cool ones and coners are the nerds who play magic and have fat ugly wifes. although any rate is gunna have its mix of weirdos. But the autistic nuke with no common sense thing is a meme thats not very real

>>730057471
Was it lower than 12%?

>>730057633
>defending nukes
>is a blabbering bubble head

This is like retards defending other retards who get called retarded by the bigger Kids

>>730057762
not that guy but IC is usually like <5% for 3rd class

>>730057920
I'm working on ET2 And it's like 6% >.>

>>730057762
It was around 14 with an EP

>>730058001
I feel bad man. We work close to you guys and that shit is like ours. Locked up tight.

>>730057920
It was a little bit higher. Struggling with second class though. Need PNA, CAP, or to pull a rabbit out of my ass.

>>730056747
>>730057813
im a radioman who was a nuke drop but in my experience most of the nuke haters are usually just jealous (cause of pay or the psudo elitism or whatever) or just dont actually understand anything about what nukes do and assume they are all magic the gathering austist but most are really just normal ass guys like everyone else in the navy. also nuke school was hard as fuck i made it all the way to comp in powerschool and had to get an academic board and still couldnt get it

>>730052969
Oh cool i ship soon so in the ports would say getting a tranny hooker be hard

>>730058703
if you do a pacific deployment you might have a pretty good shot. eucom no way. what are you signed up for

>>730058876
AM

pew pew

>>730058703
Hard to do in europe. Better chances on west coast.

>>730052969
How many Metal Gear Solids have you gone on?