>Be me 12 >At grandparent farm >Alone in chicken coop

>>730052298
Im so done with this website.

>>730052298
you fucked a chicken, there is no going back

>>730052298
its one thing if you fucked your dog, at least you would be fucking another mammal, but no you went and fucked a chicken, a fucking B I R D

>>730052484
Bullshit, I fucked a chicken once then went right back to fucking horses

>>730052298
There is a video of a dude fucking a chicken I remember seeing it online way back, its fucked up

>>730052298
You have to be careful fucking birds man. They care crazy amounts of diseases. You might contract chirpes and that shit is hard to tweet.

>>730052298
You are gonna fuck your grandpa's chicken?
When it doubt, pound it out /b/ro.
Lets see a chicken fuck webm

>>730052386
good you don't belong here
>>730052484
>>730052640
read the post, he clearly stated he changed his mind
>>730052821
was he german? i thnk that was barnyard fantasies

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Once you go hen.. you.. dont.. go back again?..

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>>730052298
Oh, ok...

>>730052756
kek

>>730052846
Harpies is more likely

>>730052298
is your dick bigger around than an egg?

>>730052846
Kek! Oh man... I was just in a really sour mood, and this made me laugh. Thanks!

>>730052386
see you tomorrow

>>730053238
Not when i was 12

>>730053463
what about now?

>>730053077
In that same year i fucked my cousin

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>>730052298
The fuck are you gettin at?!

>>730053603
Like 5.5 around

>>730053722
go get an egg from the fridge and hold it next to your erect dick. take pic and post please.

it's the least you can do for starting this thread and making us think about this.

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>>730052846

>>730052846
Everything has it's potential risks.
Sex with geeks can give you twerpies
Sex with retarded ponies can give you derpies
Sex with 7-11 workers can give you slurpies
Sex with an anthropomorphic animal can give you furrpies
Sex with an SJW can give you zirpies

Life is risk. Have fun.

>>730052756
Did sex on parents hog farm as a young boy. Acceptable giving circumstances

>>730052756
do you make country music records for a living by any chance?

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>>730052298
ew man, chickens piss and shit from there

it's like getting all three genital holes in once, sure

but

>>730054157
Nope, just meth

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>>730053860
sorry i took so long

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>>730052386
See you later tonight /b/rother

>>730052298
Well it turns out I came before the chicken and the egg...

>>730052298
they shit/piss/fuck/lay eggs with the same hole
think about that

>>730052846
Fuck off plebbit scum. God I hate you people and your obsession with puns

>>730056603
>"Be me 12"
what can i say, i was dumb as a kid.

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He fucked a bird!

I don't understand, was the last second the second before you fucked the chicken or before you came?

>>730055536
you could probably still fuck a chicken, you'd just have to be really gentle about it

>>730056603
Well that's probably how OP thought girls worked when he was 12.

>>730057411
I know I did, I was shocked to find out girls lay eggs with an entirely different hole.

>>730057298
Before i fucked it

>>730052386
kek

>>730052298
Should not do it anon.
Besides being a morally depraved behaviour, animal to human STD's tend to be deadly to the human body and often the cause of major pandemics (ebola caused by monkey-fucker, swine flue caused by pic fucker).

>>730057411
True story

>>730057069
>>730057411
I'm not fucking around, they have one hole called a cloaca

>>730057574
this is true, makes me wonder if that guy who filmed himself rimming a chicken ever got any diseases

>>730052821
i saw that video on steak&cheese i bet its the same one his wife is watching too

>>730057726
No one said they don't believe you, chicken man.

>>730057726
oh believe me i know better than any of you this to be true

>>730057765
He died of an STD.
It's the reason we haven't heard from him since.

>>730055536
Op delivers and by god im gunna say hes cool

>>730054510
Came here to post this

>>730057985
if only he'd used a dental dam with that chicken, he'd still be around

>>730058078
Same

>Who would fuck a chicken
>i would
>shaemus, you dont have any legs
>Oh, right

>>730058147
>Dental dam

Fam, whats the fucking point?

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CHICKENFUCKER!

>>730052298
Chickens have one hole that the shit, piss, and lay eggs out of. I wouldn't stick my dick in there for a million dollars.

>>730058245
the chicken's pleasure, duh

>>730058388
You must be rich because I'd tongue that hole for 3 hours for that kind of money

>>730058526
Have you ever been around chickens? They are fucking disgusting creatures.

>>730053337
what kind of people actually laugh at that stupid bullshit?

>>730058613
It's a million dollars

You can not have sex with chicken because it can not consent and would therefore be rape. Thst is why bestiality is illegal in the United States.

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>>730059959
Beastiality is legal in 11 US states and decriminalized in many others.

Not to mention the ton of European countries where it's legal, and third world countries as well.

Beastiality has been practiced throughout the ages and is completely normal.

Also animals dont care if you fuck them.

>>730059959
rape is still sex you fool

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>>730059959

>you cannot have sex with chicken because it cannot consent
>sex with something that cannot consent is rape
>rape is illegal
>you cannot have sex with a chicken because it is illegal to do so
>mfw literally unable to commit illegal actions even if I tried

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>>730052298
Nooooooooo

Only fuck humans and hot-ass aliens if you get the chance.
That's my creed, baby.

>>730053649
Under rated post

>>730060208
>Beastiality has been practiced throughout the ages and is completely normal.
Doesn't make it right anon. Cannibalism has been practiced for millennia and it's not right either.

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>>730052298
This fucking thread.


No coming back OP, you're a faggot forever.

>>730060389

>humans and hot-ass aliens
>not disgusting birds that poop in their fug-hole

>>730060544

I don't think a man that can't spell bestiality has any right to preach about how right or wrong something is.

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>>730059959
What if the chicken says "Cock-a-doodle-do" Instead of "Cock-a-doodle-don't"?

>>730060544
>cannibalism
>not right
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