W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D! /b/'s Premier

Hey!!!!

>>730041948
*hug*

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bumping yes

>>730041948
bumpu bumpu desu ne

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The rules says nothing about proxys, so why do you hate them?

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Bump...

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>>730041948

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>>730041948
Thoughts on my cat?

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>>730041948
Good evening Alice!

>>730042108
Good evening Reimu

Looking forward to good food...

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Hey Alice, I've been cooking too! Everything I make turns out burnt or filled with oil though, but it's fun.

ssss

>>730042211
Thats one cute cat

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>>730042048
*hugs back* H-hey there doll <4

Let's s-start with todays dish! Hope everyone is h-hungry because t-this is a doozy!

Pizza topped chicken sandwiches!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B4ZLKszhyA

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>>730042211
It seems very annoyed with you.
>>730042242
Hello Sky.
>>730042250
W-what sort of things have you been trying to make?

What is this thread?

>>730042211
Looks disgruntled

>>730042363
*hugs forward*

Bumpu

hey alice so i have a really hard time with expressing myself and i find it really hard to actually describe what i want out of social and emotional situations, and every day im living with huge amounts of indifference.

>>730042211
I hope it claws your balls, m8

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>>730042363
humm im interested

>>730042363
This is interesting

I don't understand, is it a pizza, or is it a sandwich

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>>730042363
eh... what is this dish...?

>>730042373
hallo!

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>>730041948
Thought on my bb

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>>730042250
Just f-follow my easy steps and k-keep your eyes off my legs, and you'll c-cook it correctly every time, 80% of the time!

But l-let's not go too fast. There is an order t-to it after all. Let's s-start with some tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxUzl1IoFs

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>>730042373
I've made eggs, cookies and I tried ground beef as well.

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>>730042363
Whoa! And here I thought it was grilled cheese! This sounds amazing!

>>730042242
Hey there! Me too!

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>>730042595
Post that braless webm again

Alice, I've never participated in your threads, but I want to thank you all the same for somethong original and not the same old porn cesspit that /b/ has become.

Thanks.

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>>730042409
It's cooking with Alice3D! Obviously~
>>730042469
I think the chances are high.
>>730042565
It is magic.
>>730042567
Haha... That image.
>>730042595
>k-keep your eyes off my legs
That's asking a lot, you know

robobump

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Is Jack here?

JACK ARE YOU HERE?

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>>730042467
B-boy do I know that feel.

>>730042565
Yes!

B-but this is tea! Let m-me pour you a cup!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zfdXOtwOR2

>>730042595
>k-keep your eyes off my legs

So you're saying this meal is impossible to learn

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>>730042702
Umm... I'm really hoping the cookies weren't the one that was filled with oil.... As long as that isn't the case, I think you're probably fine.>>730042766
Hai, Reimu! It does sound good!

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>>730042801
I d-do my best <4

>>730042779
No.

>>730042896
>>730042804
*snaps ruler* Q-quiet!

We're going t-to go over what you need f-for this meal <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FvmTOyzCbk

>>730042871
What do you think about Jmonkeyengine?

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>>730043057
... Y-yes, ma'am.

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This is a girl(male) right?

>>730043185
Yea

This is a guy dressed like a woman right?

Thats what I'm thinking at least

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>>730042907
Hey Reisen. Good to see you here for dinner!

>>730043185
It's an attention whore, yes.

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>>730043144
I t-think it is garbage, use a b-better language than javascript.

>>730043185
Full biological girl

>>730043246
Woman

L-let's go through part one, shall we? T-there will be two parts <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MsdyRzzPtZ

>>730043057
I'm more interested in the shape your collarbones make.

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>>730043239

Wonderful

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>>730043057
Alice is the teacher, and we're not supposed to look at her legs and a ruler is involved.... the innuendo writes itself.... and I have this tea... I need to boil water...

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>>730043342
Pink chicken is the best though.

>>730041948
/b/ has fallen so far...
This absolute cancer wouldn't be here 10 years ago

>>730043185
>>730043246
vagine has been revealed by now guys

tho i think everyone was too slow to notice

>>730041948
:( wearing a bra today?

>>730042211
idk why i kek'd so hard

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>>730043301
Yeah, of course! E-expect me from now on! I'm done resting on my laurels!
>>730043404
Isn't it exciting?

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>>730043371
How s-sad for you! Part two!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N8dlMgnJ05

>>730043512
I w-was here ten years ago. It w-was far more cancerous.

Alice what if I like eating my chicken raw?

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>>730043512
FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION 10 YEARS AGO

>>730043545
Unless I see a clit, it'll always be a tranny for me.
And, by the way, it's called vagina, not vagine, nor there has been any leak.

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>>730043342
Hey faggot why havent kys yet?
Thoughts on my dinner

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>>730043342
Stutter is linked to many Autism Spectrum Disorders.
You should get tested and diagnosed

>>730043246
No she has a twitch stream she sounds much more feminine there
>>730043545
Fuck dude you better not be messing with me
Best I saw was a slight panty shot from the stream

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>>730043630
Hey alice can we do this? U can choose

>>730043342
>>730043630
Calling that cooking is an insult to cooks. Even for that inexistent "chef at Wendy's" from the copypasta.

>>730043512
Have you seen the cancer that b has become? Its non-stop amateur porn threads.

This on the other hand is original and random...all that b hasnt been in a long time.

So stfu.

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>>730043646
T-then enjoy your fucking illnesses kiddo!

>>730043705
D-don't worry, I'm reaaaal close.

It looks garbage compared to my pizza sandwich.


M-moving on!

You need t-to carefully season your chicken with salt, pepper, and w-what ever spices you like. I l-like a little bit of basil <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IOaXCUMauU

>>730042568
Why did you lay a sausage on his face

This is far sexier then I remember good show

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>>730043802

M8 low test boys sound like girls and besides its hotter if its a girl(male)

>>730043342
Javascript is the scariest thing i have ever seen in my life. It's literal chaos.

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>>730043885
Do you have a boyfriend?

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>>730043650
I WAS THINKING IT
>>730043885
*nod, nod*
>>730043979
You're a little weirdy, ain'tcha?

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>>730043885
Well it tastes better than ur shitty
Chiken pizza wtf

>>730041948
following me again. i told you get out of here, stalker!!!

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>>730043843
D-don't insult the chef, she h-has knives and c-cannot use them <4

>>730043940
*patpat*

>>730043979
I'm a b-bio girl

Alright, n-now you carefully grill the chicken, as w-we have done many many times before...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PgdGlFifJH

I come back to /b/ for the first time in years and come across this.

This is actually kinda nice, carry on lads. It sure fucking beats the endless trap spam when I used to browse here.

Are these threads an everyday thing now?

>>730044084
She has a girl

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I would Alice would cook something more creative besides chicken.

Everyday it's chicken.

Not wife material at all.

>>730044178
george foreman grilling chicken
i might just have an aneurysm

>>730043979
Believe me I like traps as much as the next guy but I really don't think she is one.
>>730044084
she has a girlfriend

Alice, i have one unrelated question...
what is your opinion on C#?

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>>730044084
Girlfriend <4

>>730044098
L-looks and tastes like garbage.

>>730044175
W-who are you?

Here is a h-helpful hint for all y-you when grilling!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ea2uZ6sowA

>>730041948
I love you OP

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>>730044289
I wish Alice would*

>>730044178
>Alright, n-now you carefully grill the chicken

Have you ever considered the fact that "grill" means different things in other countries? Similar, but not the same. Some people may end up cooking things wrong!

>>730044248
Fridays! Tea on other days, too.

>>730044178
Alice, why not simply chopping off your fucking arms? You could get a pair of those robo-bitch arms and go pimping slicing and dicing with precision, either that or you would bleed out, either way it's a win-win!

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>>730041948
Hehe i love these threats frends :))

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>>730044338
Gay
Gtfo or post feet.

>>730043871
/b/ has always been a porn filled dump and also how is this original/random. All I see is another rpfag that is in denial that it's an attentionwhore.

>>730044289
Chicken is cheap. Alice has a big focus on budget foods.

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>>730044338
So you're a MtF trap who likes girls? Shouldn't you like men?

>>730044338
Who's your girlfriend?

>>730042779
The greenscreen one with her dog running in the background?

>>730044401
Shovel dog, that gif makes me kek every single time.

The hand maiden is a sick Korean movie about lesbians

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>>730044289

I wish she'd cook some sausage, my sausage, in her boipussy

>>730044338
Post feet.

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Rate my knife

>>730044463
>ow is this original/random

It's original because it hasn't been posted anywhere else before. Do you understand what "original" means?

It's random because it doesn't belong anywhere else.

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>>730044248
Almost.

>>730044289
Shut up, chicken is the best.

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>>730044290
It's q-quite cost effective for the autist on the cheap!

>>730044248
I r-run these threads weekly, b-but I create a variety of content every day <4

>>730044322
Neutered C? N-no thanks.

>>730044366
I love y-you too <4

>>730044378
Nope. M-much as EST is the only time zone, US is the only c-country.

>>730044394
Because I l-like my arms.

>>730044458
No.

>>730044463
Good t-to see you are blind then, friend <4

>>730044494
I am a b-bio girl.


Now w-we must make the sauce <4
With love as t-the primary ingredient of course.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c5d9YRaQwv

>>730044494
That's not even how traps work most of them just like being attracted to themself or they just like the attention

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>>730044467
She's a girl she should bake brownies for us (even if she doesn't eat them)

>>730044530
L-lewd~!! >////<;;

>>730044494
MtF traps who like girls are the same as women who like girls: homosexuals.

It's not hard to understand.

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>>730044338
I gotta say it
No one is fucking coocking here fagget now show peepee hole

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>>730044248
Not every day but rather often.
>>730044619
Chicken is best meat.

Am I awesome?

Hey Arisu, have you ever managed to pour tea without spilling? Asking for a friend

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N-now look. You have t-to very carefully add the cheese to the chicken. T-this is very important to get right!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ExNVeBFMdl

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>>730044623
The only thing me and Mugi disagree on is Yuri.
Yuri is NOT okay.
So cum here and succ me =w=

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You always bring me a smile Alice 3D.
Living the dream~

>>730044682
You should bake for us.
>https://youtu.be/gfQLbit8pbs

>>730044564
Either is old and you are a good cook who used it a lot or you are an idiot who doesn't know how/when to sharpen it. I hope the former.

>>730044743
Shit anon I feel autistic but this thread is great. A fucking thread on an Argentinian Salt Mining forums has this feel of community to it. I might start checking /b/ for this stuff and get away from /fit/ and /tg/ for a while.

>>730044580
Ask Alice herself if this is "original" as you claim. She has been spamming this bs over several boards.
Shitpost spam and forced memes are also random and have no place somewhere else, doesn't mean they aren't cancer.

>>730043630
Is that a wig?

>>730044721
Can't be a lesbian if she isn't a woman, and no, trannies aren't women. Just dudes with dicks turned outside in.

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>>730044394
because,... pretty arms?

>>730044289
chicken IS best...followed by light fluffy fish...

>>730044804
She has..

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>pizza
this is why I love you, hon. you make the best choices.

>>730044623
Mm someone seems bitchy today

>>730044743
>Chicken is best meat.
I've got a better meat you can try :^)

I would legit be cooking this right now if I could eat chicken. I'm a sad panda.

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>>730044623
so far i still dont know what to make of this
look kinda like waste of good chicken so far

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>>730044804
Yes all t-the time.

>>730044833
W-what a wonderful dream. *deadpan*


Alright, l-let's add the pepperoni. It's n-not pizza without s-some form of meat, r-right?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uHJQvVfH6O

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If I was a cute girl (male) I could run a show 10x better than this dump.
Cook red meat or some shit.
Maybe pasta. Chicken is bland as fuck.

>>730044920
She does cooking threads every week, yes. But each thread is a new set of webm and a new recipe.

You are making me hungry, but it's 3AM...

>>730044994

Y-you k-know d-doing t-this i-isnt c-cute

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>>730044924
Yes.

>>730044920
I p-post this only on /b/ dear, you are m-mistaken.

As /b/ is my home.

>>730044954
Oh y-you have no idea.

>>730044953
Right?

>>730044965
Oh I'll s-show you. I'll show y-you all the way to the bank.

BECAUSE T-THIS IS THE STEP WHERE WE ASSEMBLE IT!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDbTTCNoEw

>>730045024
She made pasta once, royally fucked up, everyone, ironically enough, went spaghetti and lost their shit because of how shitty her skills are.

>>730044924
yes, Alice is not blonde. She's Asian

>>730044940
You're contradicting your own premise, then

>>730045103
It's cuter if you don't do it like a retard

>>730045103
He is autist :((

>>730045103
go suck your own dick

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>>730044877
10 years in kitchens, 6 year old knife. Have my first knife.

>>730045146
Does your girlfriend know you do these threads? What does she think?

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>>730044994
1 on 1 how to become obese
>lets put more

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>>730044821
gross
>>730044950
I like fish too~
>>730044953
You love her because pizza?

>>730043246

A quick Google search reveals what is really going on.

>>730045024

Red meat would be bad if you were a cute girl(male), gotta stick to lean protein and greens to keep the figure up.

>>730041948
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>730045218
Kys faggot

You have a lovely voice, Alice.

What do you do for a living?

>>730041948
Give it a fucking rest Alice. Show your tits and ass or get out.

>>730045373
You jerk it to these threads, don't you?

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>>730044953
Well, hello there! good of you to join us!

>>730045312
Swai, salmon, catfish!

>>730045398
Day job: programmer, evening job, internet love machine.

>>730045218

I wish i could, blowjobs on demand would be awesome.

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>>730045312
you should have known I love pizza, sis.

>>730045036
Not only that you newfag, this whole charade of being Alice and "helping" anons in need has been going on for a long time.
But what I absolutely despise about her is that she is fucking in denial about being the absolute attentionwhere she is and being all self-rightious about it by claiming is to help others.

>>730045385
you first, trash

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>>730045301
S-she supports me, of course.

>>730045303
H-hey, everything in moderation <4

>>730043246
I'm f-female dear.


Alright everyone <4 T-tell me how it tastes!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ijd84FWqMP

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>>730044623
USE SAKE ALICE

>>730045267
Nice. That one looks more or less like my first kitchen knife too. Sadly I've lost it.

>>730045146
Can you stop being a fag and answer this??

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>>730041948

>>730045469
>newfag

Mmmmm, feels good to win

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>>730045331
That would be for a fucking weak ass pussy bitch (male)

>>730045475
Does she lurk your threats?

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>>730045475
Damn right I do!

>>730045475
You served it on a loaf of bread? What the fuck, Alice.

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>>730045146
well if you wanted to go rich , you could just went with lobster
this kinda look to much
you can just cut a small chicken steak in to pieces for it
or just have a nice chicken steak with some garlic bread instead
thats my 2 cents

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>>730045451
Mmm, you're making me hungry, Sky.
>>730045464
It's funny cuz I love her because muffins.
>>730045475
I think I'm gonna save this recipe for later...

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>>730045398
I am a p-programmer <4

>>730045512
N-not in the mood sadly.


W-well Anonymous, how d-did you like the meal?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W6jf3aNU9E

>>730045475
is reimu your girlfriend?

>>730045608
>loaf

How poverty are you if THAT is a loaf

>>730045475
>pepsi

>>730045582
I recognise you, you are the bloke that flamed on 2B, you are the worst thrash around, even worst than Ika.

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>>730045475

It would taste better if you put some girl(man) mayo on baby

>>730045686
Can you stop being a fag and answer this?
>>730043824

you better be doing a stream today I'm bored as fuck

>>730045608
i would put it over rice

alice when u show us that feminine penor?

>>730042409
Cringe

>>730045687
R-eimu is a stupid beta male fag

>>730045720
My bad, I was on phone and it looked tiny so I thought it was bigger :(

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>>730045686
It looks good...I'm sorry to have ever doubted.

>>730045682
This whole thread should.

>>730045686
Dang, that looks like a nice place. Much better than my shit studio

>>730045146
Hey Alice, I love your stuff. What's the best kind of tea to go with this dinner? Any suggestions?

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>>730045682
oh my god. what kind? I'll have to give you the recipe for the muffins I make someday.

>>730045687
>reimu x alice
hot.

>>730045686
Do you have a github account?

>>730045752
Hahahaha wtf is 2b??

>>730045439
Alice threads always make my day!

>>730045562
Well atleast this cancer is fresh to you, keep riding that dick you'll probably enjoy it.

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>>730045686
HEYYYYYYYYYYY IS PEPSI(im pepsi fan)
to bad they fucked up that commercial
any way good job on the cooking
dosnt look like you fucked up something
good job Alice

>>730045928
Kys

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Alright Anonymous, we'll b-be back next week with the sauce from Rick and Morty, and I'll b-be streaming on twitch in just a minute.

Feel f-free to join me: celtyplays

Or if y-you want to contact me in other ways, for both cooking tips and psychological help, here you go:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: celtyplays
Twitch: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Have a w-wonderful night, Anonymous!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFPokTuZuG

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>>730045861
Yeah but I don't have the things I need to make this right now! Nor fish!
>>730045878
Please do~

Alice, do you have a suggestion for if I have no chicken? I have everything else.

>>730045958
Mmm...Keep going, keep going...

>>730045686
I've never seen one of these threads before but I enjoyed this. Thank you Alice3D. I would join your vocaroo channel but I am tragically at work.

>>730045686
are you streaming now alice?

>>730045928
I still think you rub one out while looking at Alice's thighs but I'll give you a free pass.

>>730045752
You know what u right will never shitpost again im sorry

>>730045921
You don't fool me, pathetic fuck.

>>730046039
>vocaroo channel

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>>730045982
Cya Alice
tnx for the wonderful thread

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>>730045982

This is advertising right? Thats all this is an attention whore "lol epic gamer gurl" looking for sad losers to like and subscribe. I hope you idiots all realise this.

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>>730046105
Staph

>>730046043
yes she is

>>730046222
she started streaming because people in her cooking threads asked her to

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>>730046222
that would make sense if Alice hadn't been doing this for years before Twitch even existed.

holy fuck this stream. I can't tell if boy or girl, even online with voice

>3d alice
Well, masturbation time.

>>730046318
>>730046326

Gain a following and exploit, that literally how every attentionwhore like this works.

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>>730045469

Once again, a Google search reveals the lie that is Alice. "Alice" has actually been at least three different people. One of those was probably an OK gal, the other two are absolutely horrifying human beings.

This is why I feel sorry for anyone who takes "her" therapy threads seriously; in any functioning society that kind of shit would land at least the current incarnation in jail for fraud (only the first Alice held a license to practice). Before you ask, yes the current incarnation(s) absolutely have explicitly claimed at various times to be a therapist or psychologist in the professional sense. And they are receiving financial compensation through Patreon.

That would be 10 different kinds of illegal anywhere but the screwy world of the internet.

>>730046228
I apologize anon, I got you mixed up, will you forgive me bby?

>>730046328
same. I'm so confused

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How are you guys doing...

I still havent ended it yet so thats a good thing!

>>730046328
girl

>>730046450
The first two were ok, the second (not alice2, 2 is the current one) actually still posts.

>>730046520
sounds like young boy

>>730046432
again we asked her to do this

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>>730044619
Reimu <3
-becomes chibi and wiggles into your blouse and cuddles- :3c

>>730044835
I don't know how to cook, that's why I come here

>>730044950
I know but she ALWAYS cooks chicken! it's so boring now!

>>730046450
you are really dumb, the first alice was a teacher.

>>730046222
4chan rules.
1. op is always a faggot
2. tits or gtfo
3. banana every ylyl thread you see
4. never talk shit about alice

>>730046566
sounds like a jersey girl

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>>730046511
Good so far anon haven't end it all either.... So yea its a good sign
Why you ask?

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>>730045267
Ten years in the kitchen and all you know how to make is chicken and tea?

>>730046611
>I've been here since summer
4chan actually has it's own meme rules you dickhead. But what would you know, right?

>>730046450
the patreon is a joke you are stupid as fuck alice spends more every day than her patreon brings in every month

>>730046651
the high voice sounds feminine but the deep voice could be a boy. I'm so fucking confused.

I love this crazy chick so much.

>>730046781
you are so fucking dumb

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>>730046758
Im just here to post my knives.

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>>730046758
That's an anon, not Alice, silly.

>>730046766
i remember this time when i was about 13 and i went to a store with my friend on his birthday.

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>>730046456

Alice is streaming: celtyplays on twitch

>>730046818
In a thread about a fucking person who acts like an anime character, and I'm the dumb one? ok kid

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>>730046608

Not according to what I dug up (mostly from the faggot of the hour herself after too many people started asking questions).

I got suspicious after interacting with her in her chat; in ten years of therapy I have never once had one act even remotely like her. The tenor, the tact, the "feel" was all wrong.

>>730046981
alice is from a video game TARD

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>>730046800
don't inflate her ego!

>>730046874
S-sorry...

>>730046877
I feel embarrassed now
-hides under you-

>>730047016
I'm talking about the person streaming right now you fucking moron

I just wanna say shout out to you, alice, for dressing up and putting all this effort in for no reason other than wanting to be nice to people. I rarely comment with my problems or really much at all but it makes me smile every time I see one of your threads. Keep doing what you're doing.

These threads are PURE fucking gold.

>>730046988
You clearly never met the first alice given she didn't have a chat

>>730046770

No it isn't.

>>730047071
yes she is from a VIDEO GAME

>>730047068

Where is the ego input port? I've got an electric auto-inflater i need to hook up.

/tg/fag here, why do you fags care if there's a thread for an attentionwhore up. People are enjoying this shit and all it does is takes up a space a trap/cuck thread would take up otherwise.

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>>730046874
Are ceramic knives worth it? If I recall correctly, they're supposed to be super sharp and cut into alternate dimensions and shit, but the downside was that they were fragile and the edge would get blunt a little bit faster, how much of that is correct?
>>730047068
-pats- There there...

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Navy-tan go commit murder-suicide on you and Alice. Please.
>>730047074
Navy go fuck yourself

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>>730047068
I forgive you bb. Have a knife Ive abused, sadly.

>>730047097
yes it is check out the reward levels you retard she literally made it because people kept demanding stupid shit so she put EVERYTHING THEY DEMANDED AS A DIFFERENT REWARD LEVEL

>>730047074
tell that to her in her twitch, she is streaming right now

>>730047080
Where did I ever say I met the first Alice?

I'm talking about the second or third.

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>>730047170

>takes up a space a trap thread would take up

Thats the problem

>>730047190
YOU AREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT ALICE YOU FUCKING RETARDS OH MY GOD

Navy has been gone for NINE YEARS NOW

>>730047286
>implying there isn't like 2 separate trap threads on /b/ right now

>>730047209

Nah. Not when she ever-so-faithfully mentions it every single fucking thread.

>>730047268
you aren't very good at conversations huh
neither Alice0 nor Alice1 was a psychologist. Alice2, the current Alice posting, is.

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>>730047175
They're too expensive for real kitchen work, and yes, they shatter and break really easy. Fine for home cooking but if you want a knife that will last years, get a Victorinox steel knife.

>>730047137
I'm not talking about the video game. I'm talking about the person playing Zelda right now

>>730047328
Okay navy.

>>730047412
that doesnt make it not a joke literally go read it you idiot

>>730047415
Someone should be alice 4. Make evil alice

>>730041948
k-kill yourself weeb faggot

>>730047432
yes that person is a real person not an anime or video game person

>>730047415

Directly contradicts everything I've found. Sorry, nice try.

>>730047459
you are seriously stupid

>>730047362

there could have been 3 or maybe another ylyl

>>730047541
then what you found is wrong and both Alice1 and Alice2 would GLADLY tell you the truth. you could ask them both in stream RIGHT NOW

>>730047469

It totally makes it not-a-joke. Especially when it indicates active monthly donations taking place.

>>730047415
Which Alice is the gay one who was "married" to Navy-tan?
>>730047562
So are you for orbiting this attentionwhore.

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Hi Alice - Dono!! I mean San!
Thanks you for existing!!!

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>>730047430
What about the sharpness of them? And the thing I said about them losing their edge faster? (I don't know much about gastronomy, only a little bit about liquor, tops)

>>730041948
A-Alice, I'm a loser w-with no friends and I'm banned from t-twitch giveaways.. Does this exclude me from tea and ch-chicken pizza sandwiches?

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>>730047627

You know quite often on the internet 1 person pretends to be 2,3 maybe even 7 people in order to get attention.

>>730047651
i donate because its funny as fuck

>>730047662
Alice0 this is Alice2

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Just show your fucking face already you worthless weeaboo.

>>730047627

Nah. Don't have a Twitch account. Not gonna sign up for one just to hear a very creative liar.

By the way, it's still illegal what you're doing. Or would be, if there was a way to prove it. Lucky her.

>>730047808
too bad we have....plenty....of evidence...that they were three distinct people. Anyone from 2008 could tell you this

>>730047887
streaming on youtube too. it's weird as fuck

this is pretty cool

>>730047887
pretty sure what im doing is posting on 4chan which is only immoral not illegal

So like, what happened to the other Alice's?

>>730047887
why not go talk to her on youtube then

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>>730047905

Ok sure buddy, ill let stupid people carry on being stupid. At the end of the day it doesnt effect me and i dont care.

>>730047986
alice0 got doxxed
alice1 became Reimu
alice2 is still here
alice3 left after posting while alice2 was in surgery

>>730047986
0 got doxx threats, 1 never really wanted to actually be Alice in its fullest so she passed on 2

>>730047950

Surprise surprise...I never went in for Youtube cancer either.

>>730048064
you are the stupid one here dude

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>>730047725
They dont hold an edge for long, no. They can get real sharp, but you have to use a ceramic steel. A regular one will destroy the blade.

No more knives. Have some funnies.

>>730048112
you are the only cancer here

Hi, I'm a young nigga from the burbs. Why d-do y-you t-talk l-like t-this?

>>730048088
Why not call Alice0 just Alice?

>>730048112
youtube cancer? it's a fucking video streaming site, get over yourself

Let the legacy of the alices never end. I look forward to posting on 4chan in 2050 and seeing what alice39 has to offer.

>>730048112
you don't need an account.

>>730048088
Why was Alice2 in surgery?

>>730048212
hisorical reasons

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>>730048149
Thanks for the info! I had no idea you could even sharpen those, man, the more you know, no? I'll go to the other threads, see you around!

>>730048303
She got her penis removed.

>>730048303
bone marrow infection

>>730048243
given the current alice is suicidal it might be time for a changing of the gaurd

>>730045982
awesome, i didnt know you had a youtube or twitch. i just subbed to both :)

>>730048353

from gender reassignment surgery

>>730048420
she is streaming right now, you should go hang out

>>730048184

For a bystander, you're awful invested in the dindu nuffins.

Not that it matters, I suppose. No way to prove shit, and it is only /b/ after all. I just find is so goddamned sad how people can prey on each other.

>>730048303
Gender Reassignment surgery duh

>>730048303
aids

>>730048457
yeah except the person who gets preyed on most is alice

This was gay as fuck lmao holy shit

>>730048303
Snippening.

>>730042108
Hi Reimu

>>730048297

You absolutely need an account to post a comment. Not even a GMail account will do; it actually has to be Youtube-specific.

Man Alice's is garbage at Zelda. And his accent is weird as fuck

>>730048641
her

>>730045475
Thank you anon, i enjoyed this thread

>>730048088
>>730048098
Ahh ok, thanks.
So is this whole alice thing like a meme or just a for attention by coping alice0?

>>730048635
Yeah? But the conversation wasn't "go post a comment" it was "you don't need an account to see the stream"

>>730048700
>>730048700
that is alice

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sup

>>730048674
That's not a girl's voice. A trap maybe.

>>730048709
neither

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>>730048221

Youtube is even more cancerous than 4chan these days.

>>730048766
No, that is how jersey girls sound

>>730046450
>patreon
If you donate to that shit you should fucking kill yourself

>>730048674
him
If Alice isn't married to Navy how come telltale signs are ITT of Navy-tan posting?
How do we know Alice0 and Alice2 aren't the same person hence the surgery.
And should I become the next Alice?

>>730048839
no thanks

>>730048828
Definitely isn't. I grew up in jersey

>>730048855
1. there arent
2. because they have seperate histories; alice2 was known as osaka at the time alice0 existed
3. fuck no

>>730048540

Nah. Not the current incarnation, at least. At best she is a dangerous fraud, but after a bit of interaction with her I'm pretty sure she's just a sick fuck.

>>730048927
definitely is, currently live in jersey

>>730048770
;.; well shit this is confusing.

>>730048801
is that you WSJ?

>>730048894
This was literally the cringiest r9k worth content I've seen on this board in a long time. You should all be ashamed.

>>730048948
except no she regularly gets used by people and is very generous you are just an asshole

>>730048754
Fucking hell
am i gay now?

>>730048945
1.got gud @ grammer, scrub
2. what is samefagging
3. fuck you, im doing it.

>>730049025
nah im good