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I'm at a funeral. Entertain me. If someone get quads I'll

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I'm at a funeral. Entertain me. If someone get quads I'll scream anything, family thinks I'm autistic anyway
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>>730037868
But how will your prove you delivered?
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LETS SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>730038035
Figure something out
>>730038045
That's not bad
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rolling for "Can we get this over with so that I can fuck the body?"
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Don't scream, put on some music with your phone, put it up to your ear and start jamming to the music. Get really into it so that everyone notices
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>>730038545
Any choice of music?
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LET ME FUCK THE BODY
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Say "I'm glad they're dead."
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Scream the word nigger five whole times
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>>730038926
This
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>730037868
They touched me!
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>>730038814
Thus
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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STICK A SHARPIE IN HER POOPHOLE
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>>730039000
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>>730038235
rollin for this
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DUM, DUM, DUM
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
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>>730039051
The funny part is it's my great great aunt. She had actually molested her children so this is gonna be good
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>>730037868
Say "niggerfaggot"
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>>730039051
*pooper
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Please, let me fuck the body one more time!
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>>730038545
and to dance like cuba gooding jr in radio makes the deal even sweeter
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>>730039051
>>730039222
Rolling For this
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>>730039204
Roll
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>>730038654
If you're happy and you know it song but find a rap version off youtube. I'm sure you can manage
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>>730038997
Didn't you request for a girl to say that on a loli voicing thread yesterday
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>>730039267
Reroll
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'I hate niggers'
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>>730039051
this
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>>730039267
Rerolling again
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>family thinks I'm autistic anyway
NORMANS GET OUT!
ROOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>730039467
I wanted her to say I was cute and she never did. Made me pretty sad because no one loves me. That's why I'm doing this. For you guys. Love and respect
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>>730039051
this
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>>730037868
Post a video for proof of doing the act
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>>730039051
re rolling
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>>730039267
reroll dis
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"QUESTION FOR THE VICAR, DO PEOPLE SHIT THEMSELVES WHEN THEY DIE?"
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Yell "Yes she deserved to die, and I hope she burns in hell!"
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scream
"I NEED MY MCNUGGETS!"
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>>730039632
This
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>>730038235
9999 get
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Molest me
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OP, remember, film it on your phone and post it.
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>>730037868
Do a flip.
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In my ass
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>>730039642
Just do it on another loli voicing thread in the future I got her to laugh and say my name an moan in pain and I got her to say "I really wanna fucking die please kill me "
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Eat my crusties
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>730038154
That thing comes straight from Doctor who
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So when do we fuck the body?
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Ducking muggers stole her
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Scream

I really need my dick sucked. any takers?
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I WANNA FUCK THE BODY
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>>730039994
So fucking close
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>>730037868
No need to say a word, just do the macarena, and once you've got everyone's attention, scoot out of the church on your arse like a dog wiping its arse on the carpet.
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>>730040093
Roll
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>>730037868
face ass
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if someone gets quints, fuck the body but stare at the children of the deceased body
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>>730040093
roller
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BONE ME HARDER JESUS
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>>730040093
Rollerino
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good riddance nigger
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ROLL FOR THE JEWS DID IT
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>>730040093
Rollus
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roll for yell "all fags go to hell"
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>>730040177
Winrar
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>>730039934
this
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>>730040093
Rollex
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OI YOU FUCKING NIGGERS, I WANT TO FUCK THE BODY, HURRY IT UP PLEASE
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rolaids

"does anybody want to know my bowel habits?"
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>>730040093
Rollum
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>>730038235
roll
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anal prolapse in my bum when i'm filled with cum
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>>730040093
Rolling
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quads get

just yell reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>730040093
Rollin
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goatse
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SHEKELSTEINS DID IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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If trips or above start singing Notorious KKK. You know that you want to do it.
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MAKE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN
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I came in the corpses asshole!!!
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>730040093
Rolles
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>>730040515
Roll
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>>730037868
"I'm glad they're dead. They expected me to pay them after I fucked their ass. PAH! When Kim Jong Un gets thin."
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>>730039934
I'll film it if quads get
>>730040150
No problem
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>>730040507
Reroll
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yell "lesbian latina armpit lick in the ghetto"
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Yell "I got bingo!"
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SUCE MY QUADS
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>>730040093
Cechz em
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>>730040093
Reeeelll
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skirt skirt skeet skeet
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>>730040572
Reroll
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NIGGERS
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>>730040515
Rollin
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>>730040093
Rolll
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>>730037868
THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY UNDERPANTS
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quads get


ass fag
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>>730037868
WHEN CAN I GET MY TENDIES YOU STUPID NIGGER
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>>730040093
ROLLLL
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fucking rollerino
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Say "OH MY GOD, THEY GOT QUADS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FUCK THIS DEAD WOMAN THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT"
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>>730038654
Justin Beaver
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>>730040507
roll. This would be fucking funny.
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>>730040093
ROLl For this
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fagass. change rule to trips
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>>730040564
Reroll
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"he was on the other side, but i met him, he changed my life, when we kissed, married have kids and shit we knew our relationship was finished, he anally penetrated me and it felt soooo god"-bruno, talking about his relationship with shmuel
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BORRRRINGGGGGGG!
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>>730040791
rolaids for this
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>>730040093
QUAD FOR THIS
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>>730040093
rollinn
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TENDIES TENDIES GIVE ME TENDIES BE THEY CRISPY OR FROM WENDIES
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>>730040093
>GET
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Niggerjews
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>>730039000
>>730037868
Winner
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>730040791
Rolling
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>>730040936
fucking roll
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>>730040875
QUAD for this
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>>730040093
pleASE LET me GET THiS
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HARDER DADDY
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quads to this>>730040791
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>>730040093
GETTTTTT
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>>730041000
DUDEE
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>>730041000
FUUUUUUCK SO CLOSE

and same "fuck the body"
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Op here. Come on nig nogs get some quads
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>>730040093
GEttTT
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>>730041000
Close
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>>730040791
This please
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Yell
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Like they say it in the song then make the orgasm face for solid 20 sec, preferably with twitching and small gag noises
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>>730040093
GEtt
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>>730041069
fuck you, faggot
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>>730041011
sieg heil
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>>730041112
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>730040936
lol
>>730040962
9000 get was trips and the other one wsasn't even a get you stupid fucking potato
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>>730041112
bru
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>>730041112
off by one
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>>730040093
FUCKING YES
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>>730041112
NOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO
OFF BY 1 OP FUCK YOU DO IT, I JUST SHIT ROLLED THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME YOU FUCKING NIGGEERR
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>>730041112
in memoriam eternam HOLOCAUST B+NEVER OCCUR
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RULL FOR "LET ME FUCK THE BODY" BUT AFTER YOU YELL IT SPELL OUT F - U - C - K
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CAN I SUCK YOUR PENIS DADDY?
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>>730041183
lurk moar newfeg, quads get or get fucked in the ass
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>>730041183
OP YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO IT I WAS OFF BY 1. YOU FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGGER
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"ahem, could I have everybody's attention... (5 second pause) I have to use the bathroom."
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>>730041000
Roll
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>>730041268
this get
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fuck
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>>730041296
gayest shit ITT so far
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>>730041305
DO IT FAG EAT MY ASS
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Scream "I am immortal" and screech until you can't breath.
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quads please "let me fuck the body"
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>>730041279
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>730037868
Ey fucker, make that trips and you'll say anything, eh ? Not scream it, just say it audibly. How bah dat ?
Also rolling for "Hugh Mungus"
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Start singing Take On Me
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reeeeeeeee until you pass out
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>>730041296
>>730041386
I didn't think it was to bad made me laugh a little
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fuck me harder daddy, and start moaning really loud
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"Hitler did nothing wrong"
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roll quads get
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>>730041538
quad hitler force
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>>730041386
I love minions
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Wasted
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Don't scream anything. Make at least one smalltalk later.
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I'm into necrophilia, so open that casket up and I'm about to fuck that bitch.
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GUSHING GRANNY GUSHING GRANNY I WANT TO CUM RIGHT IN HER PANTY
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>>730041270
roll
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Break into a loud rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and refuse to stop.
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You retards realize quads are really pretty far away right now ?
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>>730041631
quads get
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FUCKING NORMIES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anyone else getting a boner?
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>>730041386
Cunt it's fucking spongebob
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>>730041084
Not close. Way off. 10 min too early, a min too late
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get "let me fuck the body"
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>>730041638
reroll
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WHEN WILL WE GET IT AGAIN COME ON DADDY
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>>730041112
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non stop roll
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Autism is strong ITT
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Moan and then start running like a retard all over the funeral
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if quads, you must eat only whole plant foods most of the time so you live longer than whoever just died there
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>>730041800
wtf
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>>730041828
fucking nigger faggot , kys
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nunca habla por los muertos
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>>730041763
The posts come in order you inbred piece of shit, what's wrong with you ?
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YELL AMIGO REALLY LOUD
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OP is a faggot
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>>730041663
You're a fucking normie kys
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sjhhhhhhhh
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Quads will not happen. If it does, recite the top post from /r/incels
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>>730038235
Rolling
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dildo master
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>>730040791
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>>730039632
roll
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Get, the corpse is a faggot
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roll for yelling DONT BE MAD BE GLAD
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Pull down your pants and fart on the death body
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4444 is our only hope now bump
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I WANNA FUCK THE BODY
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Say "I confess! I killed her!"
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If quads, you say every single sentence from this thread.
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>>730041955
Am I a faggot or are you the faggot
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>>730041663
roll
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yell "UNDERAGE B8 GET OUT NEWFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>730042139
doit
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>>730042122
You mean 2222 dumbass
It's coming up in about 40 posts
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>>730042139
sroll
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>>730042109
Rolling
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>>730042205
Less
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Yell "Shit, it's true, Hitler did nothingwrong, SIEG HEIL !" And nazi salute.
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>>730042142
This.
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>>730042122
off by 1
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>>730042142
this
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I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never knowWHATis gonna come through that door
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FUCKING BEANER! I WANT RICE, NOT BEANS! I WILL NIGGER YOUR ASS!
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>>730042109
This
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>>730039994
5 or 6 off, rip
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yell "HOT NAKED WOMEN"
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>>730042142
this
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>>730042220
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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she sucked my dick!
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>>730042142
Oh shit make this one happen
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Scream "Could I fuck the dead dude/chick?"
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fagass
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>>730042222
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BAD HOMBRE
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shout this
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>>730040093
Rolu
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DEAD GIRLS CAN'T SAY NO
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Is op still here?
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>>730041000
>>730039000
>>730039222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9sLw2VdUg
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>>730042291
Roll
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ded
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>>730042142
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"Victory Screech! *autistic screeching*"
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guess ill roll
yell something about niggers raping your ass
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HARDER DADDY
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>>730038235
This
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Yell"Op is a faggot"
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I don't get it
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>>730042450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzA6kMTbUQI
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>>730042142
Rolling.
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Eh, now it's 3333 and that's way off.
I don't even think OP is here anymore, but whatever.
It reminds me though - I'm gonna roll for 777777777 SO FUCKING HARD
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>>730042291
Rollerino
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HNNNNG
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Whisper in somebody's ear, "this is my favorite part"
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CAN I HAVE CUMMIES DADDY
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>>730039632
fuck off sion
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Meme magic is fucking real
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>>730042624
I'm here baby I'll never leave you I'm doing this so people will actually like me
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>>730040093
roll
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I voted for Donald Trump.
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viva espana
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>>730000000
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Bitch got a penis.
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Do a loud autism screech to get attention of everyone. Grab nuts and say I ride for my niggas I die for my niggas
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I love sailing!
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>>730042291
Roll- what are the actual statistical probabilities and other maths jizz of rolling quads tho
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Make America Great Again
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The weak should fear the strong
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FUCK ME HARDER DADDDDYYYYY
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make france great again
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>>730043006
roll for this
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YOU CAN WAKE UP NOW
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Act like you have a gun and you've planted it under the casket. Make everyone panic.
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WHY WOULD YOU TAKE HER FROM ME BEFORE I COULD LICK HER ASSHOLE?!
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rolllllllll
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Im fast as fuck boiiiiii
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CAN I GET A BLOWJOB FROM THE BODY YET!?!
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Start loudly moaning orgasmicly.
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>>730043312
roll
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my name is jeff
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>>730043255
Why would people panic if the gun is not with anyone, bar a dead person?
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