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Alright /b/ois, time for "the anonymous hacker known as

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright /b/ois, time for "the anonymous hacker known as 4Chan" to make it's valiant return.

The plan is simple, we once again trick braindead Apple tards into yet another obvious hoax that they will undoubtedly fall for. Instead of a software update, however, we shall utilize the fact that nearly every Apple user has one of these "pop sockets" on the back of their iPhones.

Phase 1: We post on Twitter/Instagram/whatever about how these pop sockets are made to absorb the impact force from tall drops when they're fully "popped out."

Phase 2 (optional): Create videos/fake ads "demonstrating" this feature.

Phase 3: Wait for Apple Customer Support to be swarmed with "OMG PLS HELP I CRACKED MY PHONE!!!1!"

Phase 4: Praise the almighty Kek

Let's do it, /b/ros.
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>>730022014
Bumping
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Bumping but everyone's already tryna do shit about cody right now
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>>730022244
>>730022299
Check out this third set of dubs
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>>730022350
FUCK
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>>730022014
this seems retarded but bumpo nonetheless
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>>730022386
Support the thread!
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Bumpin
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Bunpin'
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Bumperino
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This thread is pretty nyce
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>>730022600
NYCE dubs
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>>730022644
Nice dubs there
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>>730022014
Better get to work faggots. Can't contribute now, but will try later if one of these threads is still alive.
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And what exactly is entertaining about this?

This is dumb.
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>>730022708
Probably that people have actually believed our hoaxes in the past and have done dumb things about it. They never catch on until it's too late!
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bumpa
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>>730022014
Hump de bump
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>>730022834
Nice crusader pic
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>>730022014
Let sleeping dogs die, OP.
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>>730022931
*nyce
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>>730022834

Crusaders would use M16s not AK47s
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Bretty bunp blease
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>>730022244
>>730022299
>>730022600
>>730022644
>>730023033
This is now a get thread
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You want to screw a bunch of people over? Two words: Wifi-Assist.
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Bumporino
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>>730023198
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BUMPAREENO, but real talk
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PROPIGANDA SQUADRONS
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Bump
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>>730023497
All we need for this is adds
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or we would say that if you put gallium on the metal of your phone it will improve its structural durability because the atomic bond with gallium and aluminum its stronger than aluminum on aluminum
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>>730023869
nobody can easily get their hands on gallium tho
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>>730024318
search it on amazon
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I have never seen those pop things in my life OP
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bumperoo
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>>730022014
itt: Adbots promoting an overpriced unknown shitty piece of crap for pretentious apple fags
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Bumple stiltskin
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>>730022014
Bumperino supporterino
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BUUUMP
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What the fuck is a pop socket
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bumprino
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>>730027895
http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=pop+socket
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>>730028000
Zomgg
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Fucking bumping
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Bump
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Who doesn't have an iPhone these days? You are almost a retard if you don't have one
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someone working on the ad?
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>>730029121
The what?
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>>730027081
MODS SHE LOOKS UNDERAGE
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>>730022014
Bumpadumpchumpflump
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>>730029239
the fake advertisement
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I mean I see where you're coming from but there is no use for people to try this.

It's not comparable to the "microwave your phone" thing because that was advertised as a "new way to charge your phone" so of course people might have tried that, but who's going to intentionally drop their phone just to see if it works? There's nothing a user would want to use or test out this function for.
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Bump from sundowner
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The Anonymous hacker known as 4chan is a paedophile callled Paul. Paul has raped many children.
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>>730029611
Exactly this
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>>730030027
He is raping over 9000 penises right as we speak. He does not forgive, He does not forget
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>>730023033
no they would use STG 44
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>>730030225
Paul is Legon, he is not anonanus, expextj hils paedophilia. Kej
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Bump this shitttttttt
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You are on /b/. This is the worst possible thread for raids and large-scale trolls. Go to /r9k/ or something.

Not trying to be rude, I'm just saying that you'll get better results.
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i like the sound of this
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>>730022014
buuuuuummmmmpppppppperino
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>>730022014
ok so we can say that because of the "unique" way the pop socket extends and contracts, it slows down the impact of falling because of the contracting motion.
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