So the weirdest thing just happened to me /b/. I'm a janitor

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I have absolutely no clue who's in the photo, it's the guy above the glasses guy

Spooky bump

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>>730020686
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>>730020686

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wtf..

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Can anyone identify anyone in the pic?

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We will investigate

Yawn.

No-one cares.

This could be huge!

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Vatican rape room?

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>>730020686
What do you think this means?

>>730020686
>these faggots haven't even been to the Vatican rape room
Plebs

>>730022806
Honsetly I have no clue. The letter wasn't even opened when he threw it away. So either he knew what was in it and didn't want it, or he wrote it himself.

>>730020686
if real, 2spooky4me

>>730020686
intriguing

>>730020744
>>730020686
>>730020791
>Google reverse image search
>Nothing
Lurking.

bumperino

man people going to hate me for writing that... but maybe reddit might be usefull for this.

OP here, I'm pretty spooked. He had to have known I'd read it.

did you write kek on it?

>>730025200
it's not hate per se, it's a contemptable disgust with a sort of gritty aftertaste.

>>730025824
No it was already on there. That's why I opened it.

>>730020791
b8?

>>730025978
so he knew and you talked...the world knows you are a /b/tard

>>730025978
IT' SAYS FUCKING KEK YOU IDIOT.

Don't think anymore of it.

>>730026241
I wear a Pepe pin on my name tag, I'm that autistic

maybe this man is right now reading this thread and laughing his ass off about how wonderful his prank worked out

>>730026326
or it says KEK because mystery man ingested cheese pizza. either way. more data is needed. lacking this OP needs to wet mop aisle 5

>>730026411
actually we all should /b/ro. it helps explain the excessive spagetti production

>>730026411
Post it, keked from reading

>>730020686
>I'm a janitor at a grocery store
grocery stores don't have dedicated janitors, the normal employees do that shit.

>and was getting the trash from the front of the building when a strange old man approached me and asked if he could throw away something in it.
Since when do people ASK if they can throw something in a garbage can...

>He went to his car and came back with pic related. The strangest thing is what's inside it.
and why the fuck would he ask to throw a single piece of paper away when he didn't even have it on him?

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>>730027499
What kind of grocery store do you go to? Not all grocery stores have the same layout. Also yes those two things are what make this even weirder, I thought he was going to come back with a trash bag or something.

>>730027499
pretty sure the produce guy isn't hosing down the shitters or mopping up the ragu your kid threw in the middle of aisle 5, like i said OP hurry up, that's a law suit waiting to happen. people hand shit to people because they want you to see it, fuck what he said.

>>730027761
call Vatican see if they have a rape room.

>>730028118
What do you mean lawsuit? That's all the info I have, that's why I posted it here. I couldn't find the guy afterwards, he just disappeared.

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>>730028821
the spill in aisle 5, someone could fall and sue the grocery store. have not been following along. fuck. how are you going to be employee of the year if you neglect your janitorial duties? goddamnit anon

>>730029257
Oh shit you're probably right. I'll update if I see the dude again.

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>>730029644
thanks /b/ro, had me scared. it's fellas like you that keep the world running. godspeed Conqueror of Clean

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Well gang, looks like we've got another mystery on our hands.

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>now we wait
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>>730028619
Can confirm, am alter boy

>>730027761
You should have tried to disguise your handwriting at the very least

>>730033234
Beat me here

>>730026411
lmao, if this is real by any chance that guy must've made an ARG and wanted you to post it here for us solve it

OP here, I've looked all over and the guy is gone. The only clue we have is the people in the picture. Anyone have any ideas of where to start finding out who these people are?

>>730035756
That's what I'm starting to think

>>730036936
the guy who gave it to you might be easier to identify. Did you see his car?

>>730038099
Unfortunately no, I didn't think he was going to bring just an envelope so I kinda just ignored the direction he went in to get the trash.

lies!

>>730025200
dun forget >>>/x/
but I think the safe place for transcendential autists got filled with heretic newfags

>>730021029
could be initials.

>>730039908
I'll give them a shot, I'm going to be pretty busy for a bit so I'll probably make another thread later on if nothing comes from this one.

>>730042056
gl any way