Its apocalypse time. >6th person in your phones contact

OP sucks horse dicks on the weekend.

RattenRollo

rollo

>>730016983
rolling

>>730016983
I don't own a phone
The death of all others sounds nice.

>>730016983
rolling, im stuck with a work mate

Refill

>>730016983
Drooling

>>730016983
roll

Fuck I'm stuck with an ex. Hey maybe I'll get lucky.

>11 get

>>730017398
Hope you can fly that thing.

>>730016983
Rell

rolee

..

wrole

>>730016983
fds

>>730016983
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>>730016983
Rollie

>>730016983
rololololol

>>730016983
Rool

wooo

_rOLL_

>>730016983
Roll

>>730016983
Rawl

>my brother
>tommy gun
>1980s brick phone

I'm comfortable. I'll take the tommy gun and leave my brother with the phone. Tell him to keep calling for help until I return with supplies.

>never return

>>730016983
Rolling

>>730016983
>6th person in your phone
>customer care

Shit... Also roll

>>730016983
roll

>>730016983
Agh roll

etryu

>>730016983
rall

jack my peen

Fuck y'all

>>730016983
Rollerinoling

roller

A hot girl brattany

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Roll

rollinngg

>>730016983
rollin

Rowl

pol

Fucking me
Dynamite and taser gun

>>730016983
rollin, rollin, rollin
also, 6th person on my list is a dead friend, shit.

>>730019084
m16, i can deal with that
provided....bullets

>>730016983
Oh shit rooolling

>>730016983
Rolling

rollin'

aaaaaa

Only traps will reply to this

>>730016983
rollerino

Roller Derby

lets rooolllll

sdf

ydxf

>>730016983
Lets roll bb

Stuck with a big tit and phat ass cool chick from school. Not bad so far.

Rolling for weapons

rol l

r olll

rall

>>730020768
Well, at least I can shove a huge double dildo in her. Sling shot is shit....

>>730016983
rooooolllll

>>730016983
roll

SO EXCITED

>>730016983
my best friend, rolling

>>730016983
rerll

rolll

>>730021154
reroll

>>730016983
lol. ill play

>>730016983
rO

>>730021214
I WILL SLAY MY ENEMIES WITH JESUS AND HELL FIRE

>>730016983
r0ll

>>730016983

fuck jews

Go Go

>>730016983
curious rovers

>>730017173
>lonely Psycho
>gets a Glock and a Deagle

Oooook

>>730016983
Rollo

Alllriiight!!!

>>730016983
Roll

DEI SI MI ROLLLIN!

Rolando

rollll

reeeee

rollerino

Well Got a lesbian, let see them weapons

>>730016983
F

>>730016983
roll1

Rollllll

>>730023738
1980's phone and cricket bat, well shit

Relling

>>730016983
rollllllll

fjsdfsefgr

I will destroy all

>>730016983
Rollo

R o l l

>>730016983
well, I'm stuck with a 5'1 girl. I'm over a foot taller than her. whatever. rolling

wut

It's a friend's old phone number that doesn't work anymore, his current number is directly above it, I have no one.

>>730016983
rtelolol

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Rickroll

>>730016983
Rollin'

>>730016983
Roll

>>730016983
rolleo

rollllll

>>730016983
Reel

>>730024150
me and granddad with a baseball bat and a hunting knife, biblical

>>730016983
rolos

rell

rollin on da riva

Lets see

>>730016983
>Stuck with my classmate
>With a MAC-10 and a 2x4 plank
Gonna give him the plank

Ay I'm stuck with the guy who gave me my first weed

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Let's go to work

>>730024429
Rollerino

roll. Desert Eagle?

Rollo

rollos

>>730016983
So I'm alone?

rolling mo fucka

no one will see that im into femboys

Rollio for polio

Rollio

>>730016983
Roll.

>>730016983
kj

relling

rolly

>>730016983
roll

I'm stuck with a hot punk girl I met online and briefly dated

ROLLLLLLLLL

>>730016983
rollllllll biutxcg

>>730016983
We'll see

Rollex

>>730016983
I'm rollin this roll

rolll

Bun

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>>730016983

Rolling for 70

>>730016983
ROLLING FOR DESTRUCTION.

roll hoe

>>730016983
ROLLING... rollin' ... ROLLING... rollin' ... ROLLING on the river!

nigge4rs

>>730025791
>Hedge trimmer
>Flamethrower
The latter looks intimidating as fuck. INCREDIBLY not useful. Still, I could trade it for a more practical weapon. The former seems incredibly not useful and is actually deece as a melee weapon - you won't kill anyone unless you nick a jugular, but you can ward people off pretty damn well, take off a finger here or there, disarm some mooks. Still strictly a starter weapon until I can trade for something better.
>6th contact
A libertarian sharpshooter and apocalyptic fiction enthusiast with a level head, a kickass truck, and a ridiculous skill set - yeah, I'm fucking GOLDEN.

henlo i roll

>>730016983
rollan

Tummy https://discord.gg/2dubg

darn i wna roll

i want in too

rollerino

Rolling faq

>>730016983
roll

Rolli

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>>730016983
rull

ruuul

rollorola

>>730016983
roll l

>>730016983
rollin

gimme gimme

>6th contact
>a girl i barely Know

hi

>>730016983
rollleorle

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>>730016983
partner is trash

rolloloolol

rollerino

>>730016983
rollando

>>730026888
I win

rollerino

fagyfan

>>730016983
rollinoe

r e l l

>>730016983
Gary needs a new pair of shoes

I'm stuck with a big-breasted butterface, wielding a glock and cricket bat. I'd probably fuck her for a few hours, kill her, and go solo.

>>730027066
Haha my grandpa and I with fireworks and an old record collection

rilll

>>730016983
let's give it a roll

>>730016983
roll

>>730016983
nigger

>>730016983
roll

roil

>>730016983
Rolling

>>730016983
Roll

Daddy

rollllii

>>730016983
roll

Rell

>>730016983
rolle

shit ma pants

>>730016983
rollthatshit

Rawlinggg

rolling for #69
Bear Grylls can survive anything

Moc

lets roll

>>730016983
Fuck it im down to roll nigga
Also pretty fucked amirite bois

>>730016983
olorolo

>>730028078
Sweet. M1 Rifle, a High powered hunting rifle, and I'm with the friend I trust the most in life. I'm now looking forward to the end of civilization.

>>730016983
hmm its an escort i rail on occasion when my go to whore is drugged out or busy. I'm ok with this though i imagine i will have to slap her down often.

f u

>>730016983
R

>>730016983
Rolllllaiaus

Roll
I'm stuck with my homie, so we have weed until we die, not bad

>>730028400
holy shit i get to go deer hunting with an ICBM
>bambi you are fucked

K

My sexy as fuck aunt. Cool. Roll.

>>730016983
rolllllll

>rowl

>>730028672
Rape her at gunpoint, fuck her ass while she's pregnant, then knock her up every nine months like that until the children are old enough to survive shoving my cock inside of them, and we'll have a human population devoted to my cock because I'll tell them that their mother was always blind with no tongue and that before the apocalypse came this was normal

>>730016983
I'm already with my Grandma sixth person on my contact list, so I'm going to need to get her killed or something.

Roll.

rollio

Rolo

>>730016983
Rolling

rolly

Hand grenades and a crossbow with "Andy the Fence Guy" who I've only met once.
I don't really know how that's gonna go down.

rowin

rolll

Rhdosibs

>>730016983
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rollin

>>730016983
oh no

>>730016983
Time to roll. Too bad my rolls usually suck ass.

>>730016983
surviverino

>i'll be stuck with my chub gf
Well, at least i'll have something to eat

Rolllllllllllllllllll

>>730016983
roll

>>730016983
rell

fucking shit post

rolle

>>730016983
Lets go cucks

rell

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>>730030179
So, i'm a faggot who is stuck with my grandma meanwhile trying to survive the zombies using rude words and Tommy gun
>mfw

>>730016983
I GOT TRIPS

rawl for death

>>730016983
roll

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>>730030462
Actually you got fly swatter and air gun

>>730016983
?

>>730016983
Rolll

>>730016983
hi