>Wake up >Something feels strange >Look in the mirror

>>730016487
masturbate like no tomorrow.

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>>730016564
this

>>730016487
But that's just my reflection.

>>730016564
this

>>730016564
this

Ask myself why the fuck I was sleeping in jeans

>>730016487
clean the fucking mirror, and stop doing drugs

>>730016487
>Why is my mirror so low?

>>730016487
Wake up as a woman? Why scream uncontrollably at everything and start pointless arguements about nothing all day, obviously op!

Wonder why the hell I became a human

>>730016564
fpbp

>>730016487
Start fingering my pussy.

>>730016487
take the day off and squat over a mirror

>>730016487
WINRAR
spend my surgery money on a new car

>>730016487
suck as many dicks as i can
and no longer be called a faggot

>>730016487
Most of you cucks would wake up, start fingering yourself, not cum, realize you don't know how to pleasure a woman and every girl you were with was faking it, then cry yourself back to sleep...

Me, I'd find a lesbian and show her how a real woman fucks.

>>730016487
Become a topless dancer.
Strip all the lonely guys of their cash.
Laugh all the way to the bank.

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>>730019999
Holy fuck Check'em

>>730016487
>Masturbate
>Start up cam for gaming and self sex to get relatively easy money.
>Get mostly anything I want.
>Get older/looks start to fade.
>Become huge slut.
>Die of AIDS

Who the fuck painted my wall I don't want a red wall

>>730019999
Hatchi matchi!

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>>730016487
i fell asleep with a bra ?

>>730020245
Your mom wanted you to do more than her, not be her... shit man

>>730016487
"Whoa, that's not my bedroom!"

>>730020366
I learned from the best.

>>730016487
So... I'm gonna need to see her nudes.

>>730016487
Kill myself because I had just broken every law of physics and my life is a lie

>>730016487
Would probs become very uppset because something impossible has happened. What is real? Psychosis? When I'm over that I'd mastrubate maby try and earn some from caming.

>>730019814
Faggot

Romance my high school crush who became a hardcore lesbian cosplayer.

>>730016487
Blush and ask her politely to wear a less revealing shirt.

>>730019814 U R A FEGIT

Get on 4chan and offer to let anons with 9+ inch cocks gangbang me

>>730016487
Have hot lesbo sex with my wife

>>730016487
"Oh boy, it's time to blame patriarchy !"

>>730022100
Win

masturbate.
everyday

360 Walk outside and demand dick of men.

Well I'd masturbate til I get cancer

>>730016487
Black dicks

>>730016487
>that mootpill really worked, wow

>>730016487
Why the fuck am I blonde?

>>730023494
Tits or GTFO

>>730016904
Tits or GTFO cumdumpster

>That's not my room

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>>730016487

>>730023591
You fucking tard

>>730016564
this

>>730016487
Realize that I'm fucked.

I've got like 1000 dollars to my name, I've lost my job because nobody would believe that this girl is me, I can no longer attend school and my potential masters degree is out without question.

If I woke up this way I would immediately lose everything valuable to me, emotionally and physically, because nobody in their right mind would believe that I'm Colin.

I'd probably bounce around foster homes because I don't look 18 yet. Hell, they might even deport me because there's no record of me existing in national databases-- all of my fingerprints and biometrics are different.

If I woke up looking like that, I would probably just fucking kill myself because my life is essentially over anyway.

>>730023764
Colin, South Boston?

>>730023842
Nope lol

>>730023879
You should have answered yes