My son brought his letter home about penis inspection day. Anons

>>729992634
I was absent that day and they did them in private. So I had to strip naked in front of the class while the school nurse examined my dick. She had do collect a semen sample so the teacher, nurse and students crowded around me and groped and probed my body until I provided said sample. Since some of it got on my clothes I had do spend the day naked.

>>729992634
Holy shit I thought this was just a meme. Schools actually did this shit back in the day?

>>729992944
I was memeing but now I'm legit hard

>>729993403
What do you mean use to?

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>>729993447
Hahaha you're a twisted human being
>>729993458
Wait... they still do this? Are you telling me I missed a golden opportunity at letting my teacher fondle my pp

>>729993403
they've always done this, but penis inspection day for my school stopped at around year 11 because they assume they trust you with your own body

I remember back in Year 5 penis inspection day was merged with a government board of regulation to standardise inspections so official authorities had to oversee the inspections, so mine had a bunch of old dudes watching and taking photos. The nurses had to pull my foreskin back and forwards but if you got hard or gave the nurse a facial they forced you to stay back after school for another inspection

shit sucked

>>729993826
I just want to be naked in front of my classmates and they can use my dick whenever they wanted

What the fuck, What is this from??? I do not believe that was real

>>729993403
I didn't have to strip naked but I literally have had penis inspection at school with others in the room, yes.

>>729994081
Still goes on today

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>>729992634
>be me
>32 years old
>wife just had a baby do I haven't had sex in a while
>go to see the doctor for a routine physical
>doctor is legit 9/10 mid 30s tall blonde
>time for the hernia check
>she takes my cock in her had and I'm instantly diamonds
>"it's ok anon it's just a physical reaction"
>she continues with my erection in one hand examining my balls with the other
>she presses underneath my balls and hits my prostate
>I jizz right in her eye
>she freaks out and leaves
>later a nurse tells me to get dressed and that I can go
Mfw on the drive home

reading these stories im starting to become concerned I was raped, all of our inspections took place in a back room with a external examiner he used his penis as a guide to check mine, is that normal? Sorry im just kinda worried now.

>>729995399
That's perfectly normal so is the part where he checked your butthole with his tongue

>>729995399

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

>>729995030

man i wonder what her drive home was like that night

>>729995528
are you sure? the fact you knew he did that is reassuring, I genuinely thought id been raped. Thanks guys happy future inspections!

>>729993403
yes, we did that here in norway back in elementary school. they checked our penis and balls for injuries/abuse/development. didn't you guys have school nurses who checked up on your health?

>>729995828
>>729993403

Britfag checking in here - alls we has was Nitty Nora the Hair Explorer

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>>729992634
they paired boys and girls.
it was a bit embarassing because my sister had to examine my ballsack since she was right after me in alphabetic order.
i got hard but back then my foreskin was too tight so the head didn't pop out completely.

>>729992634
I was talking to some people I know, and apparently I’m the only person who remembers “Penis Inspection Day” in Elementary School. The gym teacher took us into the washroom one at a time while everyone else kept playing, and tugged our foreskin back and inspected our penis to make sure we were developing properly and keeping clean. Surely I can’t be the only one who remembers this, other people must have had Penis Inspection Day at their school too.

>>729995990

dont talk shit all your life

>>729996030
Gym teachers definitely dont have the correct qualifications for penis inspection, you were probably abused, sorry.

>>729995945
There wasn't any penis inspections growing up in Ireland either, you'd think there would be in a catholic school run by priests...

>>729995945
I am the one that was concerned about rape, we definitely do have penis inspection here at private schools. You probably just went to a comprehensive.

>>729996191
They just check the fit over there I heard

yeah my uncle said it was normal until I was about 16, didn't know it was done in schools thought it was a family thing

>>729996280
also im britfag, should have said that first.

>>729996191
You probably were too ugly to pique their interest

>>729996280
You also have soggy biscuit and fags, oh and a rape epidemic it seems

>>729996298
Kek. I guess with the stigma around it, it'd be a no go area

>>729995828
pretty sure i never had that penis inspection day in my elementary school

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>>729996338
They'd have a field day with me :3

>>729996410
someones salty they went to a shit tier school.

>>729996538
is that like a whole 3 inches?

Is it true that if you had phimosis, instead if stretching they'd just circ you?

My uncle did the exams for me until i was 28 years old

>>729992944
>>729993828
>>729995030
>>729995990
>>729996030
Do you think that people actually believe the shit that you're spewing?
>>729996538
Tiny and gross

>>729996538
MODS!

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>>729996710
No I wasn't fully erect and its a bad angle, I'm 6 (and a bit) inches

>>729996870
>anon is worried hes missed out on many possibly life saving penis inspections so lashes out saying its fake.

>>729996164
stop being a nigger

>>729996590
>implying I went to school
> on /b/

>>729997051
you didnt have any formal education? That would explain why you didnt have any penis inspections then.

>>729992634

I went to a private school (no pun intended) and this was back in the 80s and 90s. They had not been doing PID, objecting on "moral grounds" up until 1993 when they passed Kramer-Goodrich (when I heard the name of the bill, I called it "Klingon-Goodwrench") which standardized the health guidelines for all schools, public and private.
This was 1990 and I was 13, in 7th grade.

We didn't have a school nurse, so various teachers would take turns giving the inspections in private rooms. That day I got Miss Prince.

Miss Prince was about 5'4", with a mousy-looking face, a rather large nose, and virtually no tits to speak of. She was also the teacher I had been crushing on all semester.

She was all business.

"Okay, drop your drawers," she said all matter of fact.

I did and I was hot all over with embarrassment as my 13yo cock stood at attention.

Her eyebrows went up in surprise, a slight smile on her face.

"Okay... stop thinking about whoever she is. The sooner that thing goes down, the sooner you can get this over with."

I just blurted out, "I'm not thinking of anyone."

It was a deer-in-headlights thing, but I just stared straight into her eyes as I said that.

"Uh huh," she said, smiling a "knowing" smile. I'm sure she thought I was lying.

"Well, this ought to make it go to sleep," she said impatiently. She then pulled her shirt right off, then lifted her bra over two petite little points. The tips were like pink bonbons.

I gazed in shock and wonder. To me, these were the most perfect breasts I had ever seen.

Her smug look slowly turned into one of disbelief, and then sheer wonder.

"Are you... actually turned on by this?" she whispered.

"Y..." My throat was dry as the desert. "Yes ma'am," I croaked.

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>>729992634
> 6 days a week was penis inspection day
> except for Sunday
> mfw I was home schooled

>>729995945
Ah yes i remember that. They stopped doing that after primary school though. Certainly never had a cock inspection. Not at school anyway.

>>729995990
Is that Shannon?

>>729996937
That would be nice if cut master race

>>729995030
That was a good chuckle

>>729997552
Are you saying that my dick would look better if it was mutilated for no reason?

>>729997156
No penis inspections, yet I am literate. Too busy getting your junk felt up by predatory housemasters to learn how to form a question? Was there naked rugger too?

Britfag here

we used to do these in primary school and early high school.

>>729996722
That's what happened to my foreskin when I was 6. Well, paraphimosis, rolled back wouldn't go forward. Ended up cutting it off (mostly at least, never been quite sure about that, still got my banjo string and shit, cut the top half off at the very least).

>>729997395
Nora got about didn't she eh?

>>729992634

We had one in 7th grade. I stripped naked in a small room with a nurse and doctor. They fondled my testicles and blew on my penis to make it hard. They folded my foreskin back to make sure I didn't have anything wrong. One was a male doctor and a female nurse. The nurse smiled at me and said I looked familiar. I ended up fucking the nurse. She was a neighbor of my parents and her and her husband was swingers for young boys. Best Milf pussy I ever had.

>>729997821

yeah sure you fucked her

>>729997242
hope you finish this dude

>>729997667
What are you, fucking retarded? Didn't you just hear him? Wipe the cum outta your ears, boypussy

>>729997708
Enjoy your stage 3 priapism and penis cancer you council house cretin.

>>729997242

For a brief second, this really sad look crossed her face. "It's usually a turn-off for most guys..." she muttered. But then she smiled.
Now, Miss Prince had a reputation as a cold, frigid bitch. But in that moment I saw the most vulnerable, hopeful smile I had ever seen on anyone's face.

"You want to touch them?" she whispered.

I didn't even answer. I just reached out and stroked my fingers across those beautiful, tiny little points.

And just like that, I was playing with her gorgeous little tits. And then, the most heavenly feeling engulfed me as she squatted and took my cock in her mouth.

I won't lie. I didn't last long. It was probably only a few minutes and I was blowing my load all down her throat. I don't know what kind of sounds escaped my mouth, but I quickly closed it and hoped I hadn't been too loud.

>>729998393


After I came, she stroked it for a little while until it became flaccid.

Then, it was almost like a switch had been flipped. She pulled her bra back over her tiny breasts and put her shirt back on. Then she went right to looking my cock over, palpating my balls, pulling the skin back and forth (cutfag here, because murrica) and then simply said, "Looks good. You can put your pants back on."

I stood there for a few seconds as she picked up her clipboard and scribbled some notes. She looked up at me, her typical cold demeanor returning. "Well? We're done here. Pull your pants up."

"Yes... yes ma'am," I stammered, as I bent over and awkwardly pulled my pants back up.

For the rest of my time in school, she never gave any indication that anything had even happened.

7th grade was the last year that PID was required, so nobody ever inspected my penis again.

I graduated in 1995, and never saw or talked to her again. She had exhibited basically the same kind of cold behavior for which she was best known. A couple years later, she got married and became Mrs. Owens.

About ten years ago, I read about her obituary. Ovarian cancer. She had yet another last name that I don't remember now. Apparently she got divorced and remarried at least once.

I hope they liked her little tits as much as I did. It breaks my heart to think of her fucking with her shirt on, thinking her body was disgusting until the day she died.

I miss her.

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When i popped mine out Mrs Biggins lept on to a chair. I saw right up her skirt. Shit was cash.

>>729998294
I can help you put commas into that sentence so that it makes sense, if you'd like. Toff

>>729995983
Top kek

>>729992634
No one is going to fall for this bullshit. It's nearly as retarded as fingerboxes.