Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>729970633
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>729988810
Is it actually that much of a problem? That's kind of freaky
What kind of stuff do you have near your house?
here?
>>729990070
A chinese restaurant or soba, a japanese kind of noodle.
>>729989900
Never being restricted from working.
>>729990256
Both sound like they'd be tasty. Which do you think you'll do?
Glad to be here everyone . Let's all have a great day
>>729990552
The former is already closed.
is there any choice?
>>729989987
this is gay
but i claim megumin
eat shit fags
>>729990603
I suppose there isn't. Soba noodles sound pretty good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnn1ASegDXc
>>729990656
but I chose Udon, lol
Actually the restaurant deals with both
>>729990857
I think I've had that before, but I'm not altogether certain if that's what it was called
>>729990620
What's happening? Is there some sort of trouble she's in? Thank goodness he's there to help her out
Here comes it!
this is a kind of Udon.
>>729990976
yeh he is cleaning her vagina
here she is cleaning his dick
its totally family friendly cleaning ok
>>729990565
Hai Koume, glad you're here.
Having a great day sounds like a good idea!
Any plans for the day?
>>729991065
>meguminSEXY
>OXYmoron
>>729991212
>oxymoron
yeh if u r into dicks
>>729990167
kumikutie :o
>>729991035
That's looks mighty good.
What all is in it?
oh look it's clam your waifu thread nr. 3682525389 soooooo orginal and refreshing geeeez
>>729991736
shut the fuck up idiot
>>729991638
poak
egg
noodle
wakame
and dashi soop.
it's tasty and I'm content
>>729991559
Hey. Watch any Hitler docos?
>>729991837
Nyan
>>729991827
Sounds pretty good. How does wakame compare to seaweed?
If I'm remembering it right
>>729991837
kyle
>>729991909
no we watched some random fun facts about hitler
how's the manga reading?
>>729992027
Great guy.
I'm watching init D right now. Manga reading at some point...
>>729992027
:o
>>729991957
Pasu
>>729992233
How's the show going? yeah, alice isn't anything that needs priority :o
>>729991981
>seaweed
That's the name I forgot.
yeah you're right.You should try some udon or soba.
I'll go back to my house so I'm gonna say good bye.
>>729991146
Should be an easy day of work. Then...I guess I'm going out for some pre weekend work celebration. (I won't be working) and then....Go home... Probably play GTA or finally start up K-on again...Or maybe lucky star because I found out how dark it get. Also.... Uhh going shooting this weekend. And that's like a super busy weekend for me. How about you? Regular weekend?
>>729991792
oh sorry didn't mean to trigger... im such a clumsy little fag , please forgive me
>>729991736
It's meant to be comfy, not original.
>>729992440
who are you
>>729992373
Good, it's smack bang in the middle of the complication.
I don't have priorities, apart from breathing, of course.
>>729991379
She's called Megumeme here for a reason fag.
Because she's a fucking joke.
>>729992835
talking to cuties is my priority :o
I'm gonna go get breakfast, I'll be back later
>>729993210
Already awake?
>>729992437
That sounds nice. Think I'm starting to get a cold, so no going out or having drinks. Dinner at my parents house on Sunday is probably the most eventful thing this weekend.
>>729992671
just a bored newfag trying to trigger some people and failing miserably...
>mfw girl who has a bf sent me nudes and roleplays as a cute neko girl while I roleplay as a hot wolfboy
>>729993460
just post random strings to start
50 lines 19 letters length with text wrap on
Hello
>>729993287
unfortunately.
>>729994000
You didnt try hard enough
>>729993870
w8 what? what do you mean by "random strings..."
>>729993086
>megumeme
>his waifu isnt meme level
>2017
hahahaha faggot u fail
She's still on the clock. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>729994147
How does one try not to wake up
>tfw the normie chads start talking to the gym teacher about DBZ
>>729994318
>>729994318
STOP DOING THIS DUDE
>>729994243
What a good girl
>>729994318
???? are you trolling me?
>>729994713
that really triggered me
>>729994560
I dont know, you tell me
>>729993445
Poor taiga. I was sick with a day bug last weekend. Saturday woke up. All day back and forth to the bathroom. Sunday was alot better just recovering. Haven't had something like that in a while.
>>729994859
Is this syndra?
>tfw she's fine and isn't coming back
>>729994561
Hi yui!
Claiming best girl.
>>729993933
Hi Rem
>>729994561
>boop
>>729994902
I'm usually pretty healthy, but this winter I've been absolutely fucked.
Had a bad cough for over 2 months, went to doctor, pneumonia. I skipped out on antibiotics and it went away after a while.
Then 2nd Christmas day I got hit with a nasty flu, really high fever for 5 days, don't remember anything from those days...
>>729995119
Haiaia Sayaya
>>729995199
Hai.
>>729995199
>boops back
>>729995119
saya a cute
>>729995199
Whee don't die
When the guy on the train says departure time is 16:14 but it's currently 17:12
Hmmm can there be such a delay
>>729994560
With pills
>>729995688
That hair tho.
MEGU
MIN
M
E
G
U M I N
>>729996163
>>729996163
>>729996163
Here are your (you)s
You can go now anon, unless you post something other than lewds and Caps lock ghetto memes.
Morning waifus
>>729996670
megumin goes where she pleases
>>729996778
Get naked chuuni slut.
>>729996946
Newfag.
>>729996978
Well then
>>729995199
High dubs. Nice. However sorry to hear about all that taiga-chan.
>>729995439
A booping is it. Well prepare yourself.
>Boop
>>729996778
Good morning one eye
>>729997063
>Boop
MIHO IS THAT YOU?
>>729997031
lurk more new fag pls
>>729997053
you like it, don't act like you don't
let me spank that ass
>>729996026
>>729997063
One eye huh? I think I can get use to that name
How are you today??
>>729997340
Stolen
>>729997063
>boops you harder.
>>729997340
You'll need to keep an EYE out, Rikka.
>>729997577
Youre bad @ this
>>729997648
Steals
Claimed!
>>729997779
So bad
meguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmeguminmegumin
>>729997786
Feels good to feel so bad
Stolen
Aku no hana (flowers of evil)
>>729997648
Fuck outta here with your eye puns Yui
>>729997958
0/10
megu
>>729998069
His puns are so cornea.
min
Aku no hana (flowers of evil)>>729998014
Nakamura>>729998014
Nakamura
>>729997154
Just a friendly spooky koume.
>>729997340
I like names like that. Odd that I thought it up while you had no patch and same eyes.
>>729997648
>Boop-nyan
>>729997063
You need to be sick to appreciate being healthy I guess, so it's not too bad.
>boop
>>729998229
If you're so good at these puns, why not make him your PUPIL?
>>729998083
That's a bit harsh
MEGUmin
>>729997297
>new fag
>Not newfag
Newfag plz go
>>729998430
Iris-k giving up my secrets
>>729998389
I didnt even notice you called me that without my patch on!
>>729998757
>Blind status affect
>>729998757
Haha she has 2 on, she cant see haha
>>729998872
Aha not anymore!
>>729998600
>gets baited by obvious new fag spacing ruse
newfag detected
>>729999025
Shut the fuck up
>>729999257
rekt faggot
>>729999436
interdastig cumback
Upvote my reddit thread
>>729999617
k
link me dick head
#winning
If get I steal all your waifus muahahahahahaha
Who here has a Discord?
Add me
MakatheBaka#2600
>>729998995
Not if I put it back and tie your hands behind you!
>>730000171
Y...you wouldnt do that
>>729999743
http://ww2.reddit.org/
When was the last time you cried, /Waifu/?
>>730000429
nightly, you?
>>730000386
how do i upvote this thread new friend
>>730000429
several years ago
>>730000540
delete the C file with a hammer
>>730000353
I wouldn't...
Without also tying your ankles.
>>730000429
13 years.
>>730000540
>No how to screen shot
>All threads are /b/
Go to another board anon.
Only newfags don't go to other boards.
I claim Krista
>>730000429
A couple weeks ago
:sunglasses:
>>729998757
I (can't) see you like to live dangerously...I to live dangerously.
>>729998407
Ehh some times you can. I've had a few times that have just allowed me to appreciate it at all times.
>>730000801
TODAY IS /b/ DAY SMD
>he doesnt know /b/ day
omfg so new fag
>>730000810
cute claim
>>730000821
why? :(
>>730000700
>>730000645
you guys must be so happy :o
>>730000521
daily
>>730000700
Oh...oh my Mizore...
>>730000860
Shall we live dangerously together??
>>730000923
crying is fun
>>729995199
Late reply, sorry.
How are you?
>>730000923
I don't remember
>>730000923
No I just swore never to cry again.
I actually can't if I tried. It just coldly burns in my chest really bad when I try.
>>730000990
>Lewd rikka inc
>>730000923
Why would I cry about problems?
>>730001299
>>730001089
it makes me feel better :o
>>730001170
good -_-
>>730001296
that's the saddest thing I've read today :c
>>730001296
N..bo way I will fight it!
>>730001437
does too
>>730001437
I need to get up and screencap episode 10
>>730001437
I'd rather solve my problem than be a bitch about it
>>730001717
how's that working out for you? :o
>>730001511
who is this?
>>730001638
how many episodes are there?
>>730001790
13
>>730001790
a body
>>730001790
Apparently I'm better off than you, I'm not crying every day
>>730001296
Why would you swear that? Crying is a release, much like an orgasm, and helps you handle stress.
When was the last time you orgasm, /Waifu/?
>>730001983
Last night
>>730001983
nightly, you?
>>730001437
Sharks eat their babies. Even sadder
>>730001439
Fight what now?
>>730001933
Because.
>>730001983
Like an hour ago.
>>730001841
get to it, you lazy negus
>>730001925
it's not hard to be better off than me :o
>>730002043
this morning
>>730001893
-_-
>>730002135
daily
>>730002220
not nobody, no
>>730002220
cum everday
>>730000860
>>730000990
I forget the picture I wanted to use. Thus leading to the reference of (can't) see
>>730002200
You said lewd Rikka inc, and I said I shall fight being the lewd Rikka
>>730002220
You're the one who can't peel back his foreskin, aren't you?
>>730002462
it's too tight :o
>>730002326
lewd
>>730002446
Oh okay I was confused you didnt have your patch on but damn thats a cute patch!
>>729990099
>>729990466
>>729992233
>>729992288
Nice quad.
>>730002460
Why though? Being nude is fun!
>>730002513
Yeah, I'm definitely better off than someone that can't even properly wash themself
>>730002767
good double
>>730002790
Y..youre right, I cant fight it...
>>730002791
you wash your dick? :o
>>730002943
Yessssssss. Give in to the fun side!
>>730002760
Yea! Patches and eye sight! ...Maybe over rated. Who knows.
>>730001163
REALLY late reply, I'm alright, yourself?
>>730003016
You know my fun side better than anyone Mizore...
>>730003185
Over rated?? No no no UNDER rated
>>730002959
As much as I need to
>>730003194
Well I can't help it when I'm dragged out to do stuff. I'm also real tired.
>and trying to get used to post photos from drive
>>730003236
Lewd, but keep going.
>>730003371
Sure thing
>>730003319
I meant my reply, I totally forgot about thread, oops.
Same, working on fixing that with large amounts of coffee.
You've been posting from online? Never tried anything else than from disk.
>>730003236
This is a Christian manga
That shouldn't be there...
Show me in private though =u=
>>730003466
And you don't need me to tell you not to stop.
>>730003487
Just message me anytime new friend!
>>730003555
>Trips
Oh shit trips gets you one of my favorites!
>>730003653
Hehe, I'm still the master of lewd trips.
>>729989987
STUPID ASIAN FAGSS!!
EUROPE LOVE SEX AND PORN SO ARE WE!!!
PHILIPPINES, VIETNAM, TAIWAN, INDONESIA!!
ALLL LOVE PORN!!!
>>729998436
>>730003792
Lmao but I got trips but still no bottle in pooper
My trips dictate that you shall post bottle in your butt.
>>730003892
none of us are Asian
>>730003485
I just stay tired.
>what is this question
I think I answer it like...
"I'm a phone poster and I used photos from my camera roll, I wanted filenames so I renamed all 500 Rems and have to get used to post images uploaded from Google Drive."
>>730003940
Alright, one. I overruled it with my own trips AND gave everyone an hour to win it back before I did 2).
AND 2), picture is deleet
>>730003653
Hit trips for another lewd Mizore
>>730004300
>Hits trips
>>730004300
I like you one-eye. You post good photos.
>>730004134
Lmao it was less than a minute after.
These trips dictate you must take another one and post it.
>>730004461
Nahhhh close but not close enough
>>730004545
I like you too other one eye, youre adorable
>>730004668
Ha! I guess your right. Hidden eyes, best eyes.
>>730004642
>Less than a minute
>Still over an hour.
Hey, if a bomb is going to explode at midnight, a few seconds matter. Going over the time is going over the time, no excuse.
>>730004668
Oh I actually need trips? I thought you just needed an excuse to get lewder.
>>730004757
Cuz when they are finally unveiled they look so pretty, such a cute picture!
>>730004898
Aw what am I saying I cant deprive you of my lewds