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Hello /b/. It's me again, schizofag. Ask me anything I reply

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello /b/. It's me again, schizofag.
Ask me anything
I reply to everyone, some come get your free (you)s, (you) know you want it
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What the fuck is up with you? You're all chest out and shit why?
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>>729963277
What are you talking about?
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>>729963028
ooooh, shit son, k
if it's 0 degrees outside and the weatherman told me it's gonna be twice as cold, is it still 0 or do i convert to fahrenheit?
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>>729963629
Convert that shit to Fahrenheit, then promptly stop using celsius forever.
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>>729963828
>american
rude, metric is better anyway.
so, ignoring that, how's your day been OhPee? what brings you to this side of The Wired?
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>>729964147
Metric just likes to suck its own dick and pretend to be better.
It's not been great, been having a rough couple of days. Really bad panic/anxiety attacks. Just trying to kill some time, really.
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>>729964517
>assuming metric isn't actually as good as its said to be
dammit OhPee! you made me continue that flamewar tier arguement
dang, rough+attacks? that sucks, i hope you're in a good environment to avoid that and making it worse
>on 4chan /b/
whatcha usually like to do to kill some time?
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>>729964826
Nah I kid the metricfags, it's pretty alright.

>that sucks, i hope you're in a good environment to avoid that and making it worse
Not really, unfortunately. I've just gotta roll with it until it subsides.
>whatcha usually like to do to kill some time?
Usually, play vidya or watch something. But lately, I can't get anything to hold my attention. and just about everything I do makes me realize just how badly I feel.
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i'm gonna go full meta since there's no one else in this thread and stop using quotelinks
>Not really, unfortunately. I've just gotta roll with it until it subsides.
darn, got people in your circle atleast you talk to?
>But lately, I can't get anything to hold my attention. and just about everything I do makes me realize just how badly I feel.
(2nd dang), what kinda vid-ee-ah or ae-nee-may are you into OhPee? we could brainstorm here, just to pass the time atleast
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>darn, got people in your circle atleast you talk to?
I've only got one person that I consider close enough to talk to about my problems, and she's having her own problems. She's bipolar and going through depression. So I'm stuck on my own for now.
>vidya
I don't know anymore. The games I used to enjoy don't feel fun anymore. I used to like a lot of dark RPGs, the earlier fallouts, STALKER, metro2033 and dark souls, etc
>ani
I don't have a particular type of anime that I watch. But I like a lot of dark gory animus. some of my favorites are Psycho Pass, Steins; Gate, Monogatari, Mirai Nikki, etc
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Kommmmm nouj
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>>729966931
jooooouun byoni
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OhPee, why do you have to fit my stereotype as what i imagined depressed end-users are like?
well uhh..games..all that really comes to mind right now is probably 2D pixelated RPGs, not sure if you're into those, i'm gonna be trying Kios Adventure this weekend myself.
animay, maybe Gakkougurashi ? maybe just really anything in the psychological horror, manga horrors are most of the time, better than anime horror.

>>729966931
here's my contributional (You)
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>>729967115
>why do you have to fit my stereotype as what i imagined depressed end-users are like?
Probably because it's what most of us are like. At this point it's probably less of a stereotype and just a fact. kek
>Kios Adventure
>only 2 dollars on steam
I'll check that out, I can dig a good 2d pixel rpg. Graphics have never been the focus. I enjoy a good story with some fun visuals.
>Gakkougurashi
Seen that. One of my tops I just forgot about it.
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> Probably because it's what most of us are like. At this point it's probably less of a stereotype and just a fact.
you got me there
> I enjoy a good story with some fun visuals.
that's the spirit!
> Seen that. One of my tops I just forgot about it.
well shit, i'm bad at naming animay offhand, i'd just suggest again, reading psychological horror manga, or just look at ones adapted into animays, best advice i can give, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so. what you got planned for the rest of the day?
>inb4 (((timezones)))
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>>729964147
>>729963828
>>729963629
CONVERT TO KELVIN YOU FUCKING PLEBS
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>>729968193
>i'd just suggest again, reading psychological horror manga
I'll have to do that, I haven't watched a good animu in a long ass time.
>so. what you got planned for the rest of the day?
It's almost 4 am here, so I'll probably just kill time on here. Until she wakes up and message her until I get tired enough to fall asleep and just hope she's around when I wake up again.
Other than that I don't really have a plan.
>>729968310
>Kelvin
>useful in day-to-day life
anon pls
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>>729968683
Kelvin is superior in every way.
>Implying not having an accurate sense of temperature relative to absolute zero is an acceptable way to go about living
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>>729968310
ANON, WHO THE FUCK USES KELVIN EXCEPT YOU AND SCIENTISTFAGS
YOU DON'T EVEN MEASURE ABSOLUTE ZERO, WHAT POINT IS THERE

AAAAAAAAlllAAAlllAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAlllAAAAAAAlllAAAAAAAAA

>>729968683
what the fuck, 3:38 AM, OhPee, are you me? i could probably drive a car that entire distance, crazy
>She
???
pssh, spam her with texts of lel randum xddd texts
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>>729969043
>She
>???
see: >>729966427
>spam her with texts of lel randum xddd texts
I usually just spam her throughout the day, if I'm awake. When she gets depressed though, she withdraws from the normal world and ignores everything.
>are you me
Maybe, are you often up at this hour as well?
>i could probably drive a car that entire distance
wat?
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>>729969003
>Kelvin is superior in every way.
Maybe in comparison to a toaster.
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>>729969690
ah, her, alright
>When she gets depressed though, she withdraws from the normal world and ignores everything.
dammit OhPee, you need to get more friends and talk with people more, you're gonna end up depending on this poor girl your whole life
and yeah, i'm up around this time quite a lot, i got an exam in a few hours and i'm probably not gonna be able to stay awake, it's a pretty important one too, sucks, can we be the same person if we're not?
>wat?
definitely
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>>729970049
>you need to get more friends
I don't get along with people. I tend to avoid them, actually. She's the only person I've ever met whom I actually have any sort of legitimate connection with.
>poor girl
She loves it.
>you're gonna end up depending on this poor girl your whole life
She depends on me as much as I depend on her.
>i got an exam in a few hours
Make sure you get some sleep for that shit.

I think we can be the same person, even if we're not, /b/ is good at that.
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>>729970499
really? only person you can make a connection with? or do you just push other people away because you can't go the extra mile for them?
>She loves it.
oh she's attention loving when she wants to, k, i won't judge
>She depends on me as much as I depend on her.
whatcha depend on her for mostly?
i'll get maybe 2-3 hours of sleep, i'll be fine for the time i need to complete it, i might not stay for the whole thread however ;_;

really? nice, then i wanna change our name to Chim-Chim,
NO CHANGING IT, WE ARE THE SAME PERSON, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, LIVE WITH IT CHIMCHIM
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>>729970922
>really? only person you can make a connection with?
I know it's surprising, eh? Any relationships I form with people are just shallow. I've had a few decent friendships, but they always just disappear, or I disappear. I've never been much of a people person. Schizophrenia and relationships don't go well together. The only people I can relate to are people who have similar backgrounds to me, someone who's just as fucked up as me. Otherwise, I feel like the person just doesn't know me because they don't.
>whatcha depend on her for mostly?
attention, comfort stuff like that. When she was less depressed we'd talk for 8-13 hours a day.
>i might not stay for the whole thread however ;_;
That's fine, sleep is more important.
>NO CHANGING IT, WE ARE THE SAME PERSON, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, LIVE WITH IT CHIMCHIM
You got it, Chimchim
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>I've never been much of a people person.
same, i've been told i'm not that great around people, i just stick to message boards for my daily fill now, they're pretty slow tho
>When she was less depressed we'd talk for 8-13 hours a day.
damn, that's a pretty long convo, if there was no skinship involved, i'm disappointed ChimChim
>That's fine, sleep is more important.
thanks, a proper sleep cycle has always been my weakness really, but hey, i'm trying
>You got it, Chimchim
arigato ChimChim
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>>729972031
>i just stick to message boards for my daily fill now, they're pretty slow tho
That's what I've been doing recently, too. Usually a few more people pop up and chat, but not too many lately.
> if there was no skinship involved, i'm disappointed ChimChim
Prepare to be disappointed, because there was no skinship. She lives 2 states away and neither of us has money.
>damn, that's a pretty long convo
Yea, and we did it for nearly 2 months straight every day.
>a proper sleep cycle has always been my weakness really,
I know that feel all too well. Managing to keep my sleep schedule on track is basically impossible to do for more than 2 weeks
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> Usually a few more people pop up and chat, but not too many lately.
yeah, but i'm sure it'll be fine
> Prepare to be disappointed, because there was no skinship
aaaaaaaaa, you could've been like "that's a secret for another time" or something! but you ruined my fantasy ChimChim! ruined!
>She lives 2 states away and neither of us has money.
aw shit dude, you planning on saving up some cash to meet her? or just fuck that idea entirely? where you hoping to head with your life?
>Yea, and we did it for nearly 2 months straight every day.
i_cant_understand_this_feeling.zip.exe
> Managing to keep my sleep schedule on track is basically impossible to do for more than 2 weeks
agreed, i hate scheduled plans for anything, i just do things whenever i got the time
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>>729972811
>aaaaaaaaa, you could've been like "that's a secret for another time" or something! but you ruined my fantasy ChimChim! ruined!
I'm sorry, ChimChim! I tend to blow my load a little early sometimes.
>aw shit dude, you planning on saving up some cash to meet her?
Yea, that's the plan. I'm not entirely fit to work though, so finding a way to make extra money is hard.
>where you hoping to head with your life?
When I actually had aspirations, I wanted to study psychology and become a psychoanalyst. Now I don't really have any plans, just kind of floating through life.

>i_cant_understand_this_feeling.zip.exe
It was something completely new to me, too. I didn't understand anything that was going on while it was happening.

> i hate scheduled plans for anything,
iktf
>hey ChimChim, do you wanna go do this thing next month
>I dunno ask me the day before
that's how most of my social interactions go these days
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>I'm sorry, ChimChim! I tend to blow my load a little early sometimes.
this is a SFW thread pls ChimChim, 2manysexualjokes4me, i use burichan
>Yea, that's the plan. I'm not entirely fit to work though, so finding a way to make extra money is hard.
yeah, its always tough when you're cumming in late into the game, remember to always take those odd jobs!
>When I actually had aspirations, I wanted to study psychology and become a psychoanalyst.
damn, that's a first, that sounds pretty interesting
>Now I don't really have any plans, just kind of floating through life.
sounds alot like alot of people i know, don't worry, you'll persevere, just make long terms goals that are achievable and you'll be fine, planning some goals then?
>>hey ChimChim, do you wanna go do this thing next month
>>I dunno ask me the day before
>that's how most of my social interactions go these days
rough. but i know the feeling, that's how most of my own interactions with people i meet online go, some i haven't spoken back to in over a year
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>>729974065
>SFW thread pls ChimChim, 2manysexualjokes4me
>when you're cumming in late
Who's the lewd one now

>damn, that's a first, that sounds pretty interesting
It is pretty interesting. I don't know what it is, something about studying people. It's just always been something I've done. When I actually was social, when I went to parties I would always just watch people and study what they do. It's pretty fun.
>don't worry, you'll persevere, just make long terms goals that are achievable and you'll be fine, planning
Mhm, just gotta take it day by day, and keep my goals small and reachable.
>>729974065
>some i haven't spoken back to in over a year
That's pretty much how all my friendships go as well. A lot of my friends, both irl and online I haven't spoken to in close to, or over a year.
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> Who's the lewd one now
i've been bamboozled, it was a setup i tell you
>when I went to parties
> he actually went to parties
damn, you're too popular to be me ChimChim, the last party i've went to with more than five people was a birthday party when i was 8 ;_;
> when I went to parties I would always just watch people and study what they do.
i also like to look at what people do on day to day occasions, but i just feel so akward when i'm self-aware of what i'm doing
>Mhm, just gotta take it day by day, and keep my goals small and reachable.
yeperoo mang
> A lot of my friends, both irl and online I haven't spoken to in close to, or over a year.
maybe we are similar? the ChimChim personality brings us together, i can feel it
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>>729968193
>>729963028
I want to see you two hold hands, slowly stroke each others face and kiss while getting giddy about it.
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>>729975034
>i've been bamboozled
You bamboozled yourself

>damn, you're too popular to be me ChimChim
I was never popular at all, I only ever knew one person at parties. They usually just dragged me along because they wanted company.

>the last party i've went to with more than five people was a birthday party when i was 8 ;_;
Parties suck anyways, you're not missing anything.

>but i just feel so akward when i'm self-aware of what i'm doing
Why is that?

>maybe we are similar?
Probably.
>>729975228
Why would you want that, anon?
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>>729975228
that's pretty lewd, also, i'm getting deja vu of seeing this similar kind of post in threads like these before, can i call you shipper-chan?
i don't mind ChimChimXChimChim for the time being
>tfw can give the (You) faster than ChimChim-OhPee
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>>729975400
>tfw can give the (You) faster than ChimChim-OhPee

>05:29:02 No.729975397
>05:29:05 No.729975400
Not today, Chimchim
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Why are you such a weeb? Don't you feel ashamed that your mother cries herself to sleep every night knowing that you grew up to be a manchild
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>>729975397
>You bamboozled yourself
how do i live with this lie
>They usually just dragged me along because they wanted company.
same, but for small gatherings
>Why is that?
i realize i'm being a creep about their personal space, i always expect them to turn to stare at me, it's a huge turn-off
>Probably.
ChimChimXChimChim is real, you better believe it or i'll make you believe it before i disappear
>>729975504
fug, ChimChim, you've bested me, but i'll be back
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>>729975558
>Why are you such a weeb?
>4chan.org
We're all weebs, you just don't accept it
>>729975600
>i realize i'm being a creep about their personal space
As long as you're not like in their face about it, I don't think it's weird.
>i always expect them to turn to stare at me
that's when you lock eyes and just stare at them blankly.
>ChimChimXChimChim is real, you better believe it
I believe you.

>you've bested me
I am the best.
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>>729975400
Yes yes, you may ChimChim. >>729975397
You two clearly have chemistry when talking.
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>>729975558
no because animay are japanese cartoons for different age groups, pretty sure eroges aren't meant for 5 year olds to touch their weewees after,
otherwise i'd be shitposting in /co/ all day,
>when you do that anyway
i'd bring up futaba origins of the site and all that, but that's boring and said to often

>>729975805
>As long as you're not like in their face about it, I don't think it's weird.
still creepy to me
>that's when you lock eyes and just stare at them blankly.
maybe you really are the creep then?
>I believe you.
when should i expect an over the top (You) then? it's our 40 post in a thread anniversary.
>I am the best.
wrong

>>729975887
cute, thanks for believing that shipper-chan
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>>729963028
r u circumcised?
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>>729976150
OH DAMN, the "real" questions are coming out now! better answer him ChimChim, this is your life at stake right now answering this, but hey, no pressure
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>>729975887
>You two clearly have chemistry when talking.
b-baka
>>729976012
>maybe you really are the creep then?
I am, very much so a creep.
>when should i expect an over the top (You) then?
When can I expect an over the top question to give an over the top answer to?
>>729976150
Yup
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>>729976330
>I am, very much so a creep.
i knew it ChimChim, i can't let you meet that girl now that i know.
>When can I expect an over the top question to give an over the top answer to?
was that sass? k, what is the fundamental reason for existence and the reproduction of a species?
>Yup
plot twist, didn't see this coming at all

also, gomen, gotta go take that nap, i wish you the best anons! shipper-chan! and ChimChim! arevoir!
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>>729976330
>Yup

We can have a picture of your circumcised penis? (unerect please)
Are you happy being a circumcised person?
Circumcision reduce your desire for masturbation?
With what kind of tool you was circumcised?
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>>729976596
>i can't let you meet that girl now that i know.
You don't gotta worry about that, ChimChim. she likes my creepiness.
>was that sass?
No, but I knew it would sound like it was.
>fundamental reason for existence and the reproduction of a species?
Things exist because the universe exists. The universe breathes life into all the things inside of it, until it eventually runs out of energy to spare. We exist, because it exists.

> gotta go take that nap
sleep well, Chimchim. Good luck on your test
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>>729976682
>We can have a picture of your circumcised penis? (unerect please)
I don't give out dickpics, sorry anon.
>Are you happy being a circumcised person?
I'm not unhappy about it, I'm fairly neutral towards the whole situation.
>Circumcision reduce your desire for masturbation?
I don't think so?
>With what kind of tool you was circumcised?
I have no idea
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>>729976957
Do you need to use lube to jerking off?
In a week, how many times you jerk off?
Are you an homosexual peroson or just weeaboo?
How many time take to you to ejaculate?
Do you feel as a mutilated person?
Do you hate your parents for make this without your consent?
Do you miss your foreskin?
Would you like to restore your foreskin?
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>>729977238
>Do you need to use lube to jerking off?
No, I dislike lube.
>In a week, how many times you jerk off?
Usually, twice a day so 14.
>Are you an homosexual peroson or just weeaboo?
Just a weeaboo
>How many time take to you to ejaculate?
Between 5-20 minutes usually
>Do you feel as a mutilated person?
no
>Do you hate your parents for make this without your consent?
No, it's not that big of a deal. Sure I would have preferred not to be, but it's not as bad as people make it sound.
>Do you miss your foreskin?
Sometimes.
>Would you like to restore your foreskin?
Hm, I've never thought about it. I'll say yes
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Do you want a goodie, schizo OP?
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Can I get a (You)
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>>729977553
Sure, why not
>>729977613
You sure can
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>>729977639
Here is your goodie. 8==8
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>>729977413
When was you circumcised? When you was a newborn?
Did they used anesthesia?
How you rate the sensibility on your glans? 7/10?
Are you a sodomite?
You still being virgin via anal?
You still being virgin?
Would you let me rub a piece of sandpaper on your bare glans?
Do you think that you deserve to feel pleasure?
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>>729977773
>77773
almost
What is that supposed to be?
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>>729977857
post lewds
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>>729977844
>When was you circumcised? When you was a newborn?
at birth
>Did they used anesthesia?
No idea
>How you rate the sensibility on your glans? 7/10?
7/10 on average, sometimes more, sometimes less
>Are you a sodomite?
If I wasn't a virgin I would be.
>You still being virgin via anal?
I'm a virgin
>You still being virgin?
see above
>Would you let me rub a piece of sandpaper on your bare glans?
No
>Do you think that you deserve to feel pleasure?
Everyone deserves to feel pleasure.
>>729977924
I don't think I have any Oshino lewds
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>>729977857
It's a goodie
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>>729978036
Ohh, thanks, anon. I'll cherish it forever.
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>>729978133
bumbpo
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>>729978033
Your age?
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>>729978741
Just turned 25
>>
>>729978801
Do it and share your score:
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
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>>729979003
INTP
Introvert(83%) iNtuitive(33%) Thinking(72%) Perceiving(40%)
You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion (83%)
You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (33%)
You have distinct preference of Thinking over Feeling (72%)
You have moderate preference of Perceiving over Judging (40%)
>>
>>729979380
Now this other one:
http://www.psychforums.com/schizoid-personality/topic183069.html

And do it being totally naked, and with your penis inside a sock.
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>>729979689
I did it naked, but no sock on my dick. Sorry.
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>>729980177
bump
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>>729980777
bumt
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>>729963028
what do you excel at? i have this theory (well tbh it's not /mine/) that people with some kind of mental problem are, for example, exceptionally intelligent, or generally possess some abilities/skills stronger than those who are regarded as "normal".

much like blind people have exceptional hearing.
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>>729981471
Analyzing things is what I excel at. People specifically. I enjoy watching people and learning what they do in situations. Or how they present themselves, I like reading their emotions from how they move or talk.
In an earlier post, someone asked me what I wanted to do with my life, I intended to become a psychoanalyst
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>>729981684
bymp
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>>729982222
r u jewish?
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>>729982444
Nope, but I am from germanic descent
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>>729982570
bemp
where is everyone
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>>729983089
im here but im bored and have nothing to talk about
>>
Show tits please and thank you
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>>729983089
Post pics of your circumcised dick.
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>>729983189
This is as good as you're getting
>>729983273
No dick pics, sorry anon.
>>729983168
Well find something to do so you're not bored then
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>>729983595
go back to posting cute anime girls please
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>>729983699
I planned on it.
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Thank you for tits.
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>>729983929
Sure thing, anonkun
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Can guys and girls really be friends?
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>>729984065
Of course, they can. girls make the best friends I think.
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>>729984209
blump
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>>729984561
Few more bumps before I get bored and call it.
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>>729984913
Hit me with some fat questions, anons.
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>>729985107
thinking of a question right now
it's gonna be phat
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>>729985367
If it's anything less than the phattest I will be disappointed.
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Put on girl panties and give me a buttjob with that hot girly ass?
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>>729985427
I was just cutting my nails and didn't want the thread to die

Anyway here it:
Is maths created or discovered?
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>>729985477
I don't own any panties, and my ass is far from girly.
Also: wat?
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>>729985596
oh, nvm then, carry on
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>>729985707
Why is it half the people always wind up asking for nudes/lewds?
You guys are a bunch of pervs
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>>729985590
Created.
the things math measure were obviously discovered. But the actual act of doing math was created by humans to understand things. Similar to standard spoken language.
>>
what's it like to be schizophrenic
I've had some, let's say episodes?
Where I thought some white noise was my neighbors talking shit about me, shit they realistically couldn't even know about me
I have feelings of being watched all the time
I usually get over it, and realize that it's just my imagination
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference tho
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>>729986633
>what's it like to be schizophrenic
It can be quite frantic sometimes. That's the best way I can explain it and still make sense.
I get extremely paranoid about things. Most of the time what I'm thinking won't make any rational sense. Like a car will drive by as the wind blows particularly hard and I'll get the feeling that all hell is going to break loose.
Or that someone I know is plotting something against me.

>Where I thought some white noise was my neighbors talking shit about me
If you weren't on drugs; that's probably just a mild psychotic break. It's not entirely uncommon for normal people to have episodes. But if you have them more than like once in a blue moon you should see someone about that.
>Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference tho
I know what you mean. It can be so hard to tell what I'm thinking and what my "brain wants me to think".
>>
I wanna die
>>
Do you think this disorder defines you or do you think it's just a thing that you have and it's not part of your identity?
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>>729987448
Why is that?
>>729987484
It is part of who I am, but it isn't who I am.
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>>729987669
Hmmm.... are you a cute boi with golden hair and smooth face?
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>>729987923
>r u qt
I've been told that I am
>With golden hair
No my hair is dark brown
>and smooth face
No, my face is more on the hairy/masculine side
>>
>>729988129
do you have curly hair almost like an afro?
>>
>>729988129
woa, i guess people take you seriously when you have an episode huh? what are the uninformed insults you got?
>Calm down, wacko!
>Chill, gare bear!
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>>729988167
It's more wavy than curly, but it is fairly curly towards the ends.
>>729988218
>woa, i guess people take you seriously when you have an episode huh?
Yea, most people are completely unaware when I'm having an episode. I don't tell people if I am, I keep it almost completely internalized. Unless I start rambling nonsense, then people usually just ask me what the fuck am I saying
I get called crazy and nutjob on occasion but not really more than that.
>>
Do you get any neetbux, or have held any jobs?
What are your plans for the future, if any

Personally I kind of hate the rat race I'm in and would be much happier just to simply exist
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>>729988611
>Do you get any neetbux
Yup.
>or have held any jobs?
No I'm not really fit to work.
>What are your plans for the future, if any
Only plans I have right now are to fly up and meet the egirl I met about a year ago. I don't really have any aspirations for the future other than that though. I used to want to study psychology to become a psychoanalyst
>Personally I kind of hate the rat race I'm in and would be much happier just to simply exist
I know how you feel, that's one thing I've always hated about society. But, just existing can have its downsides too. It can cause a fair amount of depression.
>>
>>729988538
do you frequent sociopath-community.com?
>>
What state do you live in
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>>729988968
I do not, I've never really heard of that site. Seems like a place where a lot of attention seeking edgelords would hang out.
>>729988979
I don't really do voice chat.
>>729989117
Florida
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>>729989265
bump
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>>729989503
>>
>>729963028
How do you become schizophrenic also what were the first few symptoms
>>
>>729988923
>not really fit to work
What do you mean by that?
>>
>>729982222
>>729982444
Dat numbers
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>>729990415
It's not entirely known how one becomes schizophrenic, it's probably just a predisposition that you're born with.

Around 20-21 years old I started to see things, some of my first hallucinations were of animals like snakes crawling on me. Then I started to talk to myself a lot, and when I say a lot, I mean A LOT.
I've always been paranoid, but as I got older it started to get worse and worse.
>>729990566
I have Spina Bifida as well.
between that and having frequent panic attacks when I'm around people, doesn't make working the easiest of things.
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>>729963028
What's the craziest thing happened to you due to schizophrenia
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>>729990740
Are you jealous of my ability to acquire numbers that are matching?
>>729991411
When I was younger and I would have episodes I didn't know how to manage the emotions. So I would often blow up on them and start a fight just because I didn't know how else to manage my emotions
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>>729991861
bumb
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>>729963028
Schizoaffective fag here.
I don't get you pure schizos at all.
You guys always are so boring and never wanna do anything fun or get your hands dirty. Its almost like they should have diagnosed most of you with a anxiety disorder.
Why is this?
>>
>>729963028
do u think psychology is not a science?
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>>729992530
I like getting my hands dirty, butI can't find anything that I want to get my hands dirty for.

>Its almost like they should have diagnosed most of you with a anxiety disorder.
Why is this?
well schizophrenia is pretty much an anxiety disorder. It has a lot to do with anxiety.
>>729992631
Psychology is a science, duh.
>>
>>729992530
imagine yourself having delusions, that every1 can read your thoughts. Then think bout committing a crime.
Wonder why schizos dont do that...
>>729992952
keep takin your meds and attending therapy
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>>729994104
I don't take meds, I stopped going to therapy a long time ago
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>>729994231
why?
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>>729994368
I don't take any medication for anything.
I got all I was going to get out of therapy.
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>>729994493
since u r still schizo, u clearly didint
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>>729994904
That isn't how medication works, anon.
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>>729963028
I hope you are feeling well today.
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>>729995392
I'm not. I'm actually feeling quite shit.
>>
>>729995457
Well fuck...
>>
>>729995126
this is how therapy works. Schizophrenia isnt alcoholism defined by aa - its not forever. U r meant to get better
>>
>>729995499
yea, it's been a rough few weeks
>>729995591
Therapy teaches you how to deal with the fact that you're going to be sick for the rest of your life.
There is no cure for schizophrenia anon
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>>729963028
I'm behind in my german class and close to failing chemistry. Any suggestions?
>>
>>729995968
pay attention and do homework
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>>729995968
Study your ass off, talk to the prof/teacher and see if there's anything you can do to improve your grades
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hi schizo.
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>>729996536
Hi.
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>>729996625
hows it going my guy?
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>>729996685
Not great. I'm really tired and quite anxious.
How about you?
>>
What symptoms of schozophrenia do you have?
>>
>>729996847
relaxed. which honestly doesnt happen alot.
i need a game to play but dont have money.
probably going to chill with my dog and sleep for awhile.
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>>729996854
Extreme paranoia and anxiety attacks.
Occasionally I hear voices and see things like bugs running on the wall, or figures of people.
>>729996981
>relaxed
That's good, cherish it while you're able to relax, friend.
>I need a game to play
Kio's Adventure, it's 2 dollars USD on steam
>probably going to chill with my dog and sleep for awhile.
That sounds pretty comfy, I wish I had a doggo to sleep with
>>
>>729997491
I sometimes think I might be schizo of some sort.
I get extremely paranoid, can't complete a major task without getting anxiety, and do sometimes have anxiety to the point that I can't get out of bed. Sometimes I think people hear my thoughts. It's scary.
>>
>>729996218
I'll take it into consideration, only have 7 weeks left, let's hope for the best.

-failing fucker
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>>729997491
eh, im not really looking into horror games right now.
i was thinking something like overwatch. never tried it.
gonna order me some thai and eat soon.
>>
>>729997876
there r hundreds of games and u wanna buy the overpriced fps?
>i just had the same road sign captcha pic 3rd time
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>>729997613
You could just be naturally paranoid an anxious, you should see a doctor about it if you're worried.
>>729997709
Good luck, you should have plenty of time if you really crack down and get it done.
>>729997876
>not looking for the best genre
pls anon
>overwatch
I played a little bit of that game it's pretty fun, Really fast paced.

Enjoy your food
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>>729998194
I can't see the doctor. The doctor might think I'm crazy.
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>>729998124
heard it was good so eh.

>>729998194
ill try it out, but might aswell buy overwatch.
fuck it.
thais the shit gonna enjoy the shit out of it.
>>
>>729998499
its not the only good game
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>>729998817
so what else is there?
i recently bought assetto corsa but then 2/3 days later it was on sale.
couldve bought ac and arma 3.
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>>729998494
kek
>>729998499
>may as well by ow
y tho? It's not THAT good
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>>729999689
see >>729999491
what else is there?
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>>730000007
Damn 7 off
>what else is there?
I really don't know. I'm out of touch with games recently.
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>>730000740
I'm gonna call it and get some sleep
thanks for the company, anons.
>>
>>730000740
wonder who got it.
>>730000000
>>730001067
cya
>>
>>729999491
1st off u can stop buying and start torrenting - always free, until u decide to buy a few years later, 75% off.
2nd - single player games.
>>
>>730001751
the only problem with torrenting is that most of the time there is no multiplayer.
thats why im buying instead of torrenting.
>>
>>730001890
try world of warships, tanks, warplanes, warthunder, the old republic, last weekend was free ESO...
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