So me and my friends are buying 10,000 (10K) crickets to release

>>729962994
A public bathroom

In a toilett room of any restaurant or puplic anything

Inside a movie theater would freak people out since it is dark, not many would see it coming

>>729962994
Chinese Restaurant. Roach/Cricket battle royale.

>>729962994
The zoo

>>729962994
One time I let a bag of praying mantis eggs hatch in my brothers room.

>>729962994
So a friend and I

>>729962994

1. Place all crickets in a container
2. Open lid in a really crowded movie theatre
3. Wait.
4. Post results

>>729962994
In a mall

>>729963309
fucking great idea

I was thinking dump them in someone's car

I had a very fucked up nightmare about crickets btw

remember to try it at home first to see if they are alive

>>729962994
Supermarket isle. Preferably close to but not in the produce section.
A lot of places have blind spots, especially ethnic foods sections.

>>729963309
How would we get the crickets inside the theater?

>>729963515
Wouldn't Camera's be something to worry about?

>>729963896
that would be fucking gross
>>729962994
Have you considered the ecological impacts of releasing 10 000 crickets into the wild at once OP?

A dumpster near a park

>>729964011
put 5k in your backpack
and 5k in your bf's backpack
go to a matinee featuring your favorite gay porno
release all the crickets once the lights go out
act all surprised and shit
go home and have an orgy with all your buttbuddies

Are you fucking 10?
Youre a POS
Also, wouldnt that cause an autistic shift in nature releasing that many fucking crickets at once? 10,000 is a lot of crickets

>>729964026
>Have you considered the ecological impacts of releasing 10 000 crickets into the wild at once OP?

They are going to recycle a whole lot of cardboard. Them fuckers live eating g cardboard

Release them in your assholes you faggots

>>729962994
in a big park that loads of people go to, or an occupied toilet cubicle

>>729962994
Lage landen

in a hotel

>>729964541
>occupied toilet cubicle
fucking golden
that'll fuck someone's day right up the ass

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>>729964446
Nothing is going to happen you fucking autist every year millions and millions come out during mating season

>>729963309
crowded theater is 100% best idea. wait at least 30 minutes into the film. have a couple different people release them in different places. make sure that you do not walk in or out together

>>729964011
>Camera's
I hate you.

>>729964867
depends on where OP lives

>>729962994

>area with no cameras
>its 2017

You are gonna need a time machine to the 80s, son.

PLEASE RECORD IT

Only whites people do shit like this
Getchu some money or pussy

Dress up like Moses, go up to a parking attendent about to give someone a ticket and be all "LET MY PEOPLE GO!", when he refuses release the cricket like it's a plague

>>729965089
agree

>>729962994

10,000 roaches would be a lot funnier.

>>729965058
>white people are boring
>white people do crazy shit
pick one blackboi

OP, PLEASE RECORD IT

>>729965185
we have to keep this thread alive my son,

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>>729964885
Yes but how do we get them into the theater?

>>729965148
Nah that would legitimately fuck with some people. Roaches are more traumatic, especially if in a movie theater.

>>729965258
agreed

PAINT THEM ALL and release em in your ex's apartment

>>729965148
>>729965258

you know what's funnier than 10,000 roaches?
a box of mosquitoes.

buy a shit ton of mosquitoes and release them in a restaurant bathroom or at hooters

>>729965433
make sure they're all carrying ebola and/or AIDS

Shia's new HWNDU exhibit.

>>729965433
>>729962994
Go to africa and release the mosquitos, so the mosquitos can feed on dying african children

>>729962994
Starbucks gets my vote.

>>729965624
thats a good one

mosque

a toy store

Do you want invasive species? Because that's how you get invasive species.

>>729965690
during prayer time ... they cant stop KEK

>>729965568
>>729965433

or better yet release them in a heavily mexican or black populated neighborhood and observe from a distance to see how they overcome it

library

>>729965433
You know what's funnier than 10,000 mosquitoes?

Hornets, buy a shitton of hornets and release them somewhere.

>>729965863
OP here. I'll do this. I'll put all 10k in my anus and live stream it.
TRIPS GET

>>729965863
the giant japanese ones too
>this is how people die

Gynacologists office

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Movie theater is my #1 vote right now but how would we get them into the theater without drawing attention?

a daycare center

>>729962994
In the lizard house at the zoo. LOL those fat fucking lizards

The ventilation system on top of a building. Definitely movie theater.

In DaddyOFive's house

>>729962994
Outside the main entrance to the CDC.

>>729966033
try to use a back pack, with lunchboxes inside>>729962994
cover the crickets in the lunchboxes

Movie Theater gets my #1 vote

>>729966168
I'm almost 100% sure backpacks aren't allowed in our theater

>>729962994
You're going about this all wrong. Crickets make noise. The theatre is a good idea but getting the crickets in is a problem.,you should be able to buy moths though. As in strange brew, if you release moths in a theatre they will fly toward the light.they'll block the light of the projector and piss off everyone in the theater

>>729965863
>>729966008

you know what's funnier than 10,000 hornets?

throwing a nest of africanized honeybees into a crowded public area (while wearing proper protection of course, can't get yourself stung)

>>729966053
That would be cool

Find a place where they're all open outdoors and shit

>>729962994
Don't do it, asshole.

What are you, 11?

>>729966008
>Implying that's a bad thing, if you pick the right location

>>729966270
i like you

>>729965258
Elektro!

>>729966271
hornets are worse
it goes
giant japanese hornets >> hornets > wasps > africanized honeybees > honeybees > caterpillars > ur mom

You think 3 bros can buy 10k crickets and not get caught?

gg faggot

try to use a few plastic bags, hide them in your pocket, once you buy popcorn. but the crickets inside and release them

>>729966322
>implying i was >implying it was a bad thing

Library, movie theater, church, or go to the ghetto to get a prostitute or drugs and throw hands full of crickets at them and speed off.

An old folks home

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>>729966336
Thanks anon. Are moths the best idea?

>>729965980
kek

>>729966271
>you know what's funnier than 10,000 hornets?
10,000 scorpions duct taped to pigeons.

>>729962994
Inside Berkley Union

The Plagues of Pepe shall haunt the gentiles!

>>729966582
of course

>>729962994
how much is that gonna cost? I kind of want to do this.

do it in a muslim owned establishment, it'll be on the news as a hate crime

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>>729966473
Way to green text...

>>729966582
that looks very comfy

>>729966687
thats a great idea

>>729962994
Dude, release that shit during an Antifa rally.

OP THIS IS HOW YOU GET THEM IN THE THEATER

>buy popcorn
>take popcorn outside of the theater
>put a box of crickets/moths inside
>layer of popcorn overtop
>carry in the "popcorn" like nothing is wrong
>release
>???
>profit.

>>729966270
only male crickets make noise and only if they feel calm enough to fuck females
>just keep them spooked

going to bed. someone save this pls

please livestream it

>>729964011
Most theaters only have cameras in hallways. Just want in separately and have them in a container in a bag or backpack.
>Source: Worked at an AMC

where are you going to stream it op?

>>729966604
underrated

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>>729966574
KEK

>>729962994
Somewhere where people are trapped, like the subway.

in a place where you guys know there is an asshole that deserves several crickets in their house.

>>729967043
Can confirm. The theaters themselves don't actually have cameras in them and they won't fucking pat you down like PSA. Just walk in there with crickets in a shopping bag or something as most theaters are by malls and don't act sus.

Subway or bus

>>729967134
OP is never going to live stream it. Probably never going to do it. It's the planning of the scenario that makes this thread fun

put the crickets inside a daycare center

>>729967043
>>729967280
How would I GET them in? I'm pretty sure the theater in our place don't allow backpacks inside.

Have you considert a museum?
Looking at art and shit suddenly.
*crickets*

a decade ago we bought 5000 crickets for our senior prank because of a thread we made on /b/. We ended up releasing them on campus. Worst idea ever. The noise and smell was unbearable for weeks. The school had to buy frogs and other natural frog killers in order to cleanse the school. They couldn't hire exterminators and the flocks of birds were getting out of control. They ended up calling parents asking for help and my friends mom ratted him out for the 100$ charge to her credit card. To this day the school has tons of crickets and you can be expelled for pulling a senior prank. The school now has a policy where the administration needs to sign off on the pranks.

>>729967224
In this thread?

>>729966806
Yeah was just going to post this... that or maybe large soda cups?

>>729967456

Smuggle in pooper.

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>>729967538

>>729966553
>implications

>>729967456
Find a theater near a mall. Then just get like a macy's bag or whatever stores are near it and act like you went shopping before.

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>>729967538

shit man. that's fucking brutal

>>729967656
Dollar sign goes before the number in English. 90% of the people on this board are raised in another language

>>729964011
I've brought a backpack in a theater on multiple occasions. Just imagine clearing that place out. Priceless

>>729966572
Anybody else thinks crickets in a library would be funny?

>90% of the people on this board are raised in another language

Stop talking out of your ass

>>729963339
Underrated Post

>>729962994
>So me and my friends are buying 10,000 (10K) crickets to release in a public area.
Why?

>>729965258
OP, you'll need a girl with a nice purse. Stash the crickets in a sound proof container. Movie theater workers don't check whats in the purse, or at lesst the ones in my area don't.

But keep in mind you cant really escape the situation once it happens. If at any point you leave the theater, you're prime suspect. And you also wasted money on a ticket.

>>729967813
Dollar sign goes first no matter what language if you are talking about USD. Also - what language you think this board is in?

kek

>>729968239
malaysian

>muh nature
>muh invasive species
It's fucking 10,000.. why is everyone suddenly an expert on insect ecologies?
I feel like there's 2 archetypes on this board people might fit, one is the people saying bullshit like this, and the other saying FILM IT

Bring them on a rollercoaster and release them when you're close to the spectators

Senior home /b/ro

how bout an indoor rollercoaster

>>729967456
Look for policy on a company website if it's nothing there call ahead.
>this might tip them off
Not unless you're a severe autist on the phone

I see a lot of newfags in here who can't even give a (you)

just to let you know this isn't reddit for edgy kid

>>729968837
(You)

Theaters are nice establishments where worthless chicks can suck dick in the dark and where old people can come to watch movies when their grandsons aren't around to help change the input on their tv. Do something that would be worth it, since this will fuck whatever place you do it in. GOOD. I like the idea of shutting down a church or mosque, because they would claim it's some act of god. Find something creative like that, or just think of people you hate. I would release them in a Marxism conference, or a Berkely riot

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>>729966604
I've got an even better idea...

>>729968837
You're on /b/ wake the fuck up out your delirium

>>729963583
Kek

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>>729966033
1. Go to movie theater
2. Buy large popcorn
3. Leave with Large Popcorn Box
4. Hide crickets in popcorn, in soundproof compartment (make it in foam)
5. Go to theater with popcorn
6. Forget about crickets, put your dick in popcorn
7. Die from too many insect orgasms

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>>729968102
How bout these instead?

>>729968717
You sound like an autist anon

release them in kfc, the niggers wil go wild

>>729969070
That's not really what I wanted but I appreciate the intention

>>729969323
You're right. It probably is

>>729967911
The mental picture makes me giggle

>>729969412
Right, don't plan, get caught. Got it.

>>729963402
both are grammatically sound, only redditfags like you would grammar nazi on an anonymous messaging board

anyplace that has a bathroom wont have cameras. the crickets will find their way out.

>>729962994
your fucking bedroom

>>729969838
agreed

>>729968178
This. I work in a movie theater and this is the best way to do it. And if you're worried about them checking the bag, tell her to keep tampons on top of the container. One look at those and they close the bag immediately

keep this thread alive

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>>729963402
>>729969833

Elementary School obviously

Do it on a college campus, that way you don't look suspicious coming out of a bathroom with a backpack on

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Bump

high end clothing store.

>>729962994
by a kindergarten

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>>729962994
Feminist safe space. Or if you can get on top of a roof during an antifa rally, throw them down at them.

>>729968326
air lines

>>729965778
They can stop you autists. They just look left and right and say peace be upon you and leave.

>>729962994
This is how you do it, just get a tub of popcorn inside the theater. Go to your car, remove all the popcorn, put the containers in, and then add the popcorn on top of the containers. Go to the movie you decided to go (RomCom? Kids Movie?). Sit in a seat (maybe the top row). About 30 minutes in, open the containers. Move to another seat, somewhere far where you were originally sitting think opposite and a few rows down.

Auschwitz

Go to a public park at night, half bury the box with all the crickets and set up a small trip wire to the parks play basketball area, set up 2-3 go pros and reap the rewards. It's a bit of work but with a spring loaded door and some idiot going to play basketball that day it will live on as the day of 10,000 nightmares XD

>>729964026
Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?

>>729970752
If nothing else OP this is a top request. LETS BUMP IT TO THE TOP!

On a peak hour train would be mine

>>729970752
THIS!

Fuck the theater

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>>729967656
>not knowing how to not care about the fucking position of a dollar sign
Wew lad

>>729963402
It's more than one friend, retard.

A large church. They will think it's a sign from god.

>>729962994
your ass

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>>729962994

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Library. It's quiet enough that people will be able to hear them until every last one is dead.

>>729966714
What makes you believe that he wanted to green text?

>>729971895
God bless you.

>>729962994
Library, cafeteria, old folks home, Dentist's office, starbucks, mcdonalds. Make video

>>729962994
what makes you think this could be funny in any possible way?

How much space do they take? Can they be transported in 2 backpacks?

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>>729966714
>Way to green text...

The real retard here is you it's like you've never even seen a greater-than/less-than sign.

Lurk more newfag

>>729972719
When I was in scouts we went to a camp that had literal thousands on ladybugs all over this snack bar place. Collected a sprite bottle full and dumped em in this weird fucks tent. Other kids told on me the faggots. Was pretty funny to watch him freak over some ladybugs

>>729962994
A church on a Saturday night. Next morning . boom, plague

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>>729962994

>>729966825
Nah they still make noise in the box when you are moving them around

Which city?

>>729971895
>bing

>>729966714
U are actually retarded. This is a larger than simbol not a green text dibship. Fucking some kids on here. > It means greater than fuckwot.

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>>729962994
Synagogue

>>729973135
shaking and tapping on my cricket cage right now and trying to spook them, they're still chirping

>>729962994
A lift

>>729966825
Lies. Have crickets for my bearded dragon and they loud as fuck seconds before being eaten

Asian Market, or a Pet store.... o shit same thing nm

>>729962994
Your moms ass

>>729973782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs

op is a faggot and wont do shit
/thread

>>729962994
release them back to nature
it'd be a noble thing to do

>>729969389
Those are not sole by the box at walmart, and are obscenely hard to catch.

Go to one of those blue public mailbox dropoff things that they pick up the mail once a week. Then put the crickets in right after the mailman picks up the mail. Over the one week, the crickets will breed and just live in the mailbox. Like there will be generations of crickets who lived and died in the mailbox never knowing the outside world. And the next week the mailman will come and open the box and just see thousands of these long forgotten banished crickets

OP, The best place would be a medium sized park of some kind, people would go crazy listening to them all day and not being able to find them.

you're not going to be able to release shit without someone seeing you
ofc unless its a dark movie theatre and you release em under the seats or something

>>729962994
This is the kind of shit that causes whole environments to collapse. Oh well.

charter a light aircraft and crop dust a town with them

>>729969833

>So me is buying 10,000 (10K) crickets to release in a public area.

are you retard?

>>729964011
If backpacks are too risky for your pussy ass you could always rent a wheelchair and go full cartel smuggler on it.

>Crickets
Dont be a pussy. Buy fucking locusts.
Starve your whole region

>>729973097
Go away evil dogger

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>>729962994
Church

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>>729973097
>>729976187

>>729976254
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER

do you understand how hard it will be to "sneak" them into anywhere?

you think they're just going to be quiet the whole time? they're going to be chirping with the pitch of literally 10000 crickets

>>729962994
did you pay $40 for this?

>>729966483
this.
prepare to get v& once your little prank guys the news.

>>729966604
You know what's funnier than 10,000 scorpions duct taped to pigeons?

10,000 starved wolves released into a crowded stadium

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Hope to hear your feats on the news, OP. I'll be waiting patiently for your grand endeavors.

>>729971895
classic

>>729972153
>Library
I like this idea.
people who go there to study will go nuts and there's nothing they can do to catch all of them.

>>729965783
They would just eat them

>>729967668
>Implyception

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>>729962994
Not to be a stick in the mud, but beware OP. If you do this in a supermarket/movie theatre/any other privately owned public space, there might be some serious legal consequences. You could get charged with committing some sort of mass hostile act, or at the very least destruction of property/disturbing the peace. At the VERY least the owners would probably will have every right to sue you for however much damage/cleanup costs this causes.

>>729979131
Yeah we're thinking of just doing it in a park.

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>>729979131

Kill yourself my man

>>729979131
Fuck off clean shirt

>>729979259
Yeah I'm so lame for having a brain and not being a fucking retard

yo could alter the spider pop. in an area eg. park.
that would be fun.
but it would make you feed the spiders for a long time

>>729962994
https://discord.gg/ZU2ZTFX

>>729979357

your virginity is safe

>>729962994
school yard

>>729979754
hope you have a good day tomorrow. I know 7th grade is hard but at least it's friday!

>>729972153

Source please.

>this thread
I love you /b/.

>>729962994
some office building's air con intake

>>729964178
Retard alert! Retard alert!

>>729980103
Kill yourself <3

trips say your ass

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>>729980222
checkeded

>>729971895
>male feminism

>>729962994
College cafeteria

>>729962994
Library with lots of people
Inside any schools cafeteria
Public restaurant

These places would be most fun I think!

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why not just introduce them to a local park overnight and let the news take it up? you could start a large population of crickets. i've thought of doing this with box turtles.

>>729962994
Do it in a library on the busiest day, the sound of 10,000 crickets in a library sounds funny to me.

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>>729980818

never reproduce

>>729971614
My friends and I ... retard.

>>729972153
Please i need sauce

>>729972153
>>729981139

I'm trying aswell man. None of the screenshots are coming up in reverse image search

Local evangelical church during mass.

>>729963402
every reply missed the point of this. you're all retarded

>>729965540
roll

>>729968102
Welcome to /b/ newfriend.

Cockroaches.

There, I said it.

If you're sneaking them into a building, how the fuck are you going to keep them quiet?

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>>729983487

Diphenhydramine.
Its good shit.

>>729983487
>If you're sneaking them into a building, how the fuck are you going to keep them quiet?
Crickets only make noise when they feel safe. If you're moving them around or they're all bunched together they're quiet.

>>729967214
>>729967290
These posts are drastically underrated!!

>>729962994
That shit is dirt weed bro.

If you paid more than $5 for that, you got ripped off.

>>729976619
you could put them in a fridge for a little while, and they would recover slowly before cirping.

If you do it wrong tho, you kill them.

>>729962994
At a cricket tournament of course.
Live Broadcast preferably...

>>729967656
French number like this 1,000.00$

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>>729983479
Palmetto bugs are even more horrible.

>>729983877
"French number" rofl

>>729981139
>>729979888
>>729981955
Kodomo no Jikan Ova

>>729962994
Are they Jerusalem Crickets?

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>>729984500
Chek'd

>>729984599
nice

>>729962994
a church, they will think god's mad at them

>>729963309
.........This...fucking this...

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>>729969985
Funny, here in Winland they dont even check your bags, you can bring a backpack in there for all they care.

>>729980120
roll

Church.

At a mosque.

>>729986178
Don't do this. They'll probably think it's a sign from God telling them to drive a truck through a mall or someshit.

>>729966714
lurk more in real life

>>729964011
i dont know about your movie theatre, but the ones in my town have doors that open up into the parking lot, just cant open them from the outside, Get one person to go into the movie and come around, sneak in crickets,

game over.

>>729977247
You know what's better than 10,000 starved wolves released into a crowded stadium?

10,000 enraged gorillas with electric shock collars released during a vegan protest

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>>729986178
Scientology Org.

>>729965089
This

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>>729965750
DO YOU WANT ANTS! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS

>>729969389
You want to fuck with people, not help them get rid of spiders ants and roaches

>>729962994
amy schumers pussy smells like the cricket tank at petco

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>>729962994
An indoor pool

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>>729965863
Im pretty sure that would kill maybe a few people anon...

>>729972283
>>729972804
>>729973275
>>729986501

Summer's early this year

>>729963402
Went to the theater

>>729966053
FEMINIST LIZARD MOSH PIT

Release it in a church and tell them to sacrifice their firstborns

>>729966574
No.

>>729964446
>Being this much of a nigger

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>>729964026
>considered ecological impacts
My nigga
Ecological illiteracy is the biggest social issue we face by far, an exterme threat to our existence.
It's a waste of life, the ecological effects will be muted in an urban area but they still exist.

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>>729986974
Excellent point.

>>There is no shortage of horrifying creatures in nature...

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>>729966714
>hes using le green meme arrow wrong NEWFAG HURRRRRR
lrn2maths retard

>>729962994
Can't get away with shit anymore because of cameras. You will be caught and have to pay the damages.

>>729969389
Nightmare fuel

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>>729986999

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>>729987231
>there is no shortage of horrifying creatures in nature
Strongly disagree considering we are in the middle of a mass extinction on scale with Jurassic-Triassic extinction event and biodiversty is disappearing faster than it can be observed.
Also humans are the only organisms capable of being legitimately horrifying

>>729973097
Go away evil dogger

>>729967538
>...The school now has a policy where the administration needs to sign off on the pranks.

Seriously needs to be done everywhere. The vast majority of senior pranks are fine, but like one in twenty are just incredibly fucked up, causing thousands of dollars of damage or taking weeks/years to undo (e.g. chopping down all the trees on campus). Too many people have no ability to differentiate funny from stupidly destructive.

Youtube pranks carry on that tradition of unfunny stupid shit, except that all the popular prank channels are faked. "Oooh watch what happens when I smash my friend's $1200 laptop with hammer in front of him! Hahahaha!!" which makes $2000 in ad revenue from gullible followers.

>>729986999
TRIPS OF TRUTH

Why not a hardware store??

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>>729986999
Genius

>>729965058
Funny how I only know niggers doing shit like this.
Go back to your tribe in the fucking motherland

>>729962994
a muslim church. I forget what they call them. synagogue or whatever.

Paint numbers on them: 1-4999 and then 5001-10001

Once they round them all up, they'll spend forever looking for number 5000!

>>729963309
Make sure you have a friend at each corner of the audience and one in the middle so that way you affect everyone at the same time and not just slowly moving towards people

>>729973097
go away evil dogger

>>729987623

I still think putting the crane in the crane is classic.

It takes a crane to get it out.

>>729973097

That doggo ain't evil.

release into the womens public bathroom, at the mall

>>729973097

Go away evil dogger

>>729963402
>>729962994

My friends and I

Release them into your mom's pussy, where all 10,000 crickets can roam free

Dead Thread Redemption

Make it 100k and at the Vatican

>>729989165
I'd prefer releasing them inside a mosque

This thread is giving me the creepy crawlies.

>>729973097
go away evil dogger

Dude, a church or funeral or someplace like that. Make people think a curse is going on or some shit

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>>729986999
>tfw anon closes pool