being born with a big cock is like winning the lottery of life

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>>729961859
meanwhile I am making the left guy feel good about himself

>>729961859

>be short
>have a small dick
>got a chance to have sex, couldn't stay hard.

I think its time to kill myself.

>>729961859
holy shit look at the vein. gross

>>729961859
I've heard more girls IRL complain that big ducked guys don't have a clue how to use them than I have heard them scoff at average & smaller dick guys

>>729962815
*dicked
Fucking autocorrect.
Plz forgive, am mobilefag

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>>729961859
Maybe not but what I do know is what it feels like to get amazing blowjobs

>>729961859
Kinda hard to judge measurements on those guys

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>>729963072

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>>729961859
yuuup having a fat cock is like having a million dollar bill in your pocket. here's some OC

>>729963415
I guess that's why you're on /b/ then

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>>729961859
stay mad lil dick bois

>>729963415
omg please fucking more.

>>729963634
>one off from dubs

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>>729961859

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>>729964591
This cutie <3

>>729966284
thanks <3

>>729963336
a dick that big severely limits your potential sex partners.I'll pass

>>729966372
moar pls, need fap

>>729966773
Yeah but giving a blowjob to that monster, fucking yes

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>>729961859
oyy back into chastity cage little white boi, we both know you cannot compete with The Mighty BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0

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>>729967073
Aww the tip is barely big enough for the foreskin, fucking cute.

>>729967426
you'd say I'm small?

>>729967553
Measurements?

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I love it.

Pic related.

>>729967553
You def look it, ~5.5 inches.

>>729967616
I mean by the looks

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>>729967073
such a coot benis

>>729967669
close guess

>>729967711
thanks!

>>729961859
I swear to god if scientists don't invent a method to make my penos bigger in the next 10 years I'm gonna kill myself. Can't they come up with some kind of drug to stimulate growth in penis. Imagine how much money they could make

if i have a 4 inch cock (hard) whats the best position to have sex

>>729968035
amen

>>729962815
Only complaint i've ever had is when i bottom out on smaller chicks a bit too hard and apparently thats a case by case basis between painful and enjoyable.

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>>729961859

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big dickk oc

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>>729968039
her legs together and knees to her chest or on her stomach and fuck her from behind

Honestly, having a big dick sucks sometimes. During my college years quite a few girls declined to have sex once they saw my dick at full mast. A few let me stick it in their ass, but they were butt size queens. I did manage to rip a few vaginas from the pool of girls that didn't actually see my dick beforehand because the room was dark. Although, once I met my wife during grad school, I got as much sex as I wanted, usually 3 or 4 times a day. She's about 6'1", 9/10, who has a deep vagina. A perfect fit for a 9 inch long, 8 inch circumference slab of man meat. So if you've got a big one, go for the tall women.

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>>729968039
Missionary or cowgirl but, assuming you're both skinny otherwise ignore this, theres one thats nice for chicks when you're on the smaller end of the spectrum.
If your dick is in the 80% that has a bend find which way that bend is facing, left or right, now lay the chick down so her belly is facing the same direction your dick bends, have her move whichever leg is ontop towards her belly and downwards, should sort of look like she's trying for a fetal position with just on leg, now straddle the straight leg, insert dick and buck your hips back and forth in a short motion.
You're basically gliding your head across her G-spot continually if you do this right and her holding her leg down and towards herself will tighten her entrance which feels good for both of you.

Like pic related but instead of holding the leg and her upper body being flat she'd be on her side and the held leg is being pulled down and towards herself.

Use oil on both of your inner thighs or you'll risk serious chaffing and don't put your entire weighy on her femur and kneecap like an idiot.

>>729968724
Poor choice. Belly flat her buttcheeks are going to be a buffer.
Both legs and knees to her belly means her glutes will be tensing and whatever fat is there will be a buffer.
Both mean some of your lengths not being used.

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>REMINDER THAT THIS IS A DEMORALIZATION THREAD, DESIGNED TO CONVINCE YOUNG MEN THAT THEY AREN'T WORTHY OF REPRODUCING WITH BEAUIFUL (hopefully of their own race) WOMEN BECAUSE "MUH DICK SIZE"
Greentext for attention grabbing. Do not fall for these Jewish tricks. Your dick is not NEARLY as important as your confidence, personality, and intellect.
>inb4 "lol beta muh intelligence muh nice guy"
These are trolls & shills of the same sort that start these threads. Be proud of yourselves. Be confident. Do not be demoralized. I speak the truth from experience.

>>729969434
>BEAUTIFUL*
For fuck's sake. Jager really gets you.

>>729962619
Cute.

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>>729967711

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>>729969434
whatever you say, shrimp dick

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>>729969381
you either fuck landwhales or are a virgin
1st position is called the anvil,
2nd position is called speed bump,
both get in deep

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messy :3

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>>729969930
Don't know why i assumed it was some lying side by side deal for the legs to her chest and you were coming at it from behind but i see the point on 1.
That speedbump one my point still stands with her ass being in the way. I got zero issues but the dude asking only has 4-inches to work with and 1 or 2 being discounted cause of an ass in the way won't help him. Pic related.

>>729961859
Same as being born white

>>729962815
A big cock is eye candy, but when it comes down to the reality of it, anything over 7" and you are going to have dick to spare on most chicks. If you try and go balls deep, its gunna be uncomfortable for her, and potentially you too.

>>729970604
oi no talking rationally on /b/

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>tfw white
>tfw big dick
>tfw Australian accent
>tfw educated
>tfw good job & car
>tfw normie

wew lads life is good

>>729971239
>Australian accent
Nah m8. Chicks dig the light brit accent. Aussie accent makes you either sound like a ripoff brit or like you're garbling marbles depending on which territory/state you're from.

>>729971447
Honestly chicks find any accent sexy so long as its not their home countries.

>>729961859
my dick is a little bit longer than average and wide.

>IQ 128
>DICK SIZE 8 inches
>Life is Happy.

>>729971879
also white.

>>729970604
can kind of confirm... Been with my girl for over 4 and a half years, took time but she takes it well... If the chick isnt in the mood or foreplayed up its difficult to fit anything in an unwanting vagina. Vaginas expand pretty easily when the chick is extremely aroused.

i am also intelligent with a large penis and lots of money and i'm not just saying that because i'm anonymous, i'm actually very happy with my life!

>>729972553
You wouldn't happen to also be goodlooking and muscular would you?

>>729970604
>>729962815
tell that to the glory holes. they only want big dick

>>729970604
my boyfriend has a 7"er and it hurt like a mother fucker, listen to this guy /b/ros

My dick defines who I am

>>729961859
how big is big?

>>729961859
>you'll just never know what it's like
Isn't that a good thing then? If you knew what it was like but can't have it you would feel envious all the time.

>>729968228
yeah... thats not big in any way bro

>>729964591
>>729967073
>>729967651
>>729967711
>>729968228
>>729970068

and here they are. the dicklets that think their cock is big, posting unwanted oc of their small to normal cocks. dream on boys.

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>Fag guy here.
Average cocks are better than big cocks. More fun to suck, than some jawbreaker. Talking from gay experience.

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Would you anther have a big cock or a handsome face

>>729974779
well since you got a small cock, hopefully you got a nice face

>>729974742
You are the minority.

>>729974779
Why not both?

>>729974710
Sounds like someone is quite upset that they're sporting a baby carrot? Hm?

i'm small coming in at about 4.5''

i can work with it but i definitely know it's small and love sph because of it

>>729971879
Seeing your happiness standards you can do the test again.

>>729975327
why would you think that? im just stating the obvious. those delusional dicklets need to wake the fuck up

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>>729961859
Being so insecure about your cock is gay.
Go to /hm/.
I mean, I love dicks since I'm a faggot myself but if I wanted to see a cock I would have gone to /hm/.

I'm here for fb fap, traps, gore, rekt and banana threads.

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>>729961859

rate or what you would do? Happy 4/21

>>729975646
aaand another dicklet with the need to post his lousy cock

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I get more pussy as a tranny than I ever did as a dude. This is next level peacocking. Dudes let me fuck their girlfriends without realizing they are cucks, then I fuck them too.

>>729975582
I get that sense about these threads aswell.

Guys that aren't fully aware that they are gay. I find it somewhat fascinating.

>>729961859

Being born 6'4 and hot is like winning the lottery of life

Being born smaller... You'll never know what it's like

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I think my dick is quite big

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>>729978590
idk why 4chan flips my photos
I'm 6'4 too

>>729961859
gay discord for gays like you https://discord.gg/ZU2ZTFX

anyone got any good frotting porn guise?

What's worse? Having a small dick or being short?

>>729978590
Not really...

>>729962619
This is how every small dicked faggot should be. Gay or Straight, it doesn't matter. If you're not packing, you will BE packed.....

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r8 me

>>729979000
Nobody's going to care less if you come out of the closet anon

>>729979021
9/10 cocl, pretty godly

>>729979021
holy shit! sir, could you impregnate my gf?

>>729978590
well you are wrong sir

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>>729978971
I'm 5' 8" wouldn't trade height for a small cock

>>729980408
so you are small and have this completely average cock? sucks to be you

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Kik paradoxycontin if you have a nice cock and a tablet. I need some pics of my wife cocked

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>>729973068

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8 inches but I hate it because it's down curved.

>>729982372
I have no idea why 4chan flips these photos

>>729970604
My dick is like 6"2 and i hurt my girl accidentally all the time.
Nothing sucks more then having to stop sex for 20 secs because you hurt her

>>729982484
How would anyone know that the photo was flipped if you didnt keep saying it?

>>729961859
I'm just average in penis size but I was born brilliant and further raised to be so by involved parents.

Your big dick ever got you a six-figure job? That's the thing, not every girl wants a guy with a big dick but they all want a guy with cash and influence.

>>729962641
You couldnt stay hurt because adrenalin.

>>729982484
I have no idea why that guy thinks his dick is 8 inches

>>729961859

plot twist: this image is father and son

>>729971239
Wew that's a fuckin prime slab of meat. Moar?

any uncut cock comparisons of size difference?

>>729983017
What are those specs all the way up? Don't tell me you grow hair ON it? Dear lord

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>>729983746

>>729983247
it's actually 8

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Is that really his cock?

>>729970604
This is a meme.

>>729984082
Stop measuring from the balls bro

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Glad I'm a lottery winner then.

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>>729983721
Ye Boi

...but having a big CUT cock is like winning the lottery, then having the money stolen right away.

>>729984243
So more body hair = more cock? I'll never shave my chest again in the beach

>>729970604
I can confirm. Been with my gf nearly 10 years. I'm 7'' and my gf said that she wouldn't want it any bigger because it hurts her cervix poking into it n shit. i think most girls are happy with 5-7 inches but prefer it thicker as oppose to longer! Luckily gor her once you slap a cock ring round this tallywhacker it thickens up like it's just bench-pressed 300lbs. love watching her lips grip onto it when she's backing up on it. I think i'm gonna wake her up now actually and get me some tang

>>729984061
they're about the same size

>>729984303
Damn, wish that was cut

Bwcs are beautiful.