State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

Chjef at Mnofe
>>729922222

>>729922620
Knock it off with this same old bullshit thread

>>729922896
Fuck you talking about this is original.

>>729922620
i shoot pigeons at the airport
$0.75 per bird
43

>>729922896
Shut up before I shut you up.

>>729922620
Freight Dispatcher
$19.25 an hour
19

>>729923036
that sounds fucking awesome!

but i bet its an air gun pellet gun, just for safety sakes, and with all those miscellaneous wind gusts you must be a fucking marksman sharpshooter..

you WIN for most off the wall job

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>>729922620
crew at mcdonalds
8.50
26

like the job, hate all my crew members going to be quitting soon. anywhere would be better then that shit hole of walking stereotypes and worthless incompetence. when i leave im going to give them the rick and morty peace among worlds sendoff.

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Lawn & Garden - Lowes
$11.27/hour
21

>Assistant Brewer
>$12/hr
>24

Mason, ~$40/hr, 25.

Fundraising & Events at a local non-profit
$16/hr
27

>>729922620
Semi - retired'
Landlord, Property Manager for our Families Rental properties, but that aint my full time job...

Mac Systems Admin.

$77K a year, but a small company, barely over 100 users, so midlevel wages, I know.... but semi easy, 9-6 type hours, full benefits, 5 weeks vacay...

54. but semi retired, fucked up back and elbow, so I am faking it till fully retirement

I.T. consultant
55K/year + Bonuses
24

Aquatic science technician , 31.50/hr for 37.5 hrs a week

Materials Scientist (Research and Development)
Plenty
46

>>729922620
77k Analyst. Progressive insurance

>>729924216
milking male dolphins at research marine aquarium?

>>729924216
I'm 22

>>729924309
Not Dolphins, whales

Attorney
120k per year
34

Operator Engineer
39/h usually like 80-100k per year if i don't get the winter layoff
24

nuclear engineer Exon
188k a year before tax
26

>Software Developer
>75k
>22

>>729924188
Low for consultant money. I'm making 65k with bonuses (10k this year) working for one company.

>>729922620
>Chef

I diddle Ferraris
85kyr
40hrs/w

>>729924477
So, you're making the same thing he is then. Math is hard.

>>729922620

My job is a clerk at a liquor store, but I'm in graduate school. I just got my masters and I'm working on my phd now.
$10/hr
32

>>729922620
>Donald Trumps butler
>$7931 an hour
>42

>>729924477
Age/degree?

>>729924383
$175,000 in School Loans
Required to have 2100+ billable hours annually.
Works 3600 hours per year.
breaks some many rules in real life away from office

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Pumpkin Bitch
50 rupees per day
16

>>729924561
>>Chef
you got me, faggot...
SOUS - Chef

>>729924831
>Chef

>>729924762
>16
MODS

>>729924678
he'll refuse to pay you, says you did TERRIBLE job. then his subsidiary that pays you will declare bankrupty. you will live off foodstamps, welfare, and obamacare

>>729924477
The one you replied to:
I work for a small company and since I haven't finished college yet, going part time. As soon. As I finish I will get a significant raise.

>>729924728
>Loans paid off long ago
>Plaintiff's firm, work/bill 50 hours per week
>Every federal holiday off
>Every religious holiday off (Good Friday, etc.)
>No comment on rule breaking

Repo spotter
$12+ commission
29

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>>729924931

>>729922620
>shitposter
>$5 a month
>19

>>729923695
What state

>>729922620
"chef" sorry bro but you are the spongebob squarepants of the workforce.

>>729923889
Hourly rate is subjective. Depends on the job. Could make anywhere from 500-8000 in a week, usually about 6000.

>>729922620
Logistics manager for a Third Party logistics manager - New York
115K a year
Turn 29 tomorrow

>>729925024
touché, shylock

>>729925552
It's honestly easy work, just tedious sometimes, making sure lines match up. Working in the winter sucks and it can discolor your mortar if you're not careful. Just decided I'm never putting brick on an entire house again, there's no money in it.

Entry level engineer. 60K. 25.

Audit Associate. $55k/yr. 22

How do I make my back look nice and remove acné and scars from acné?
>Serious question

>>729924677
never realize the guys I rob and pistol whip were so well educated.

Nigger
Whatever is in the Register of Liquor Store
20 to Life

Barista at McDonald's
19 hour
20

>>729924451
spends all day tricking people into clicking
a big glowing DOWNLOAD button that re-directs to the Ukraine.

Fuck, its sad that all this generations smart kids are being poached to try to trick pinheads into clicking.

but good on ya faggot.

signed:
old school systems admin

>>729924268
I wish my sister would take the job there you had for her.

Customer Service Rep at ISP
€1450 monthly
21

going to leave for a semi-governmental institution; also its customer service except they pay €1900 monthly.

not too shabby for someone with only a high school degree I think.

Surgical Technologist
$33/hr

>Crewmember at Raising Cane's
>at most $11.50 in just a year
>19

>>729922620
>>729922620

>Director of Marketing
>$120k + Sweet bonuses
>24

>>729926399
>>Serious question
where the fuck do you think you are posting at, Quasimodo?

>>729928288
What and how

>>729923036
how do you even apply for that job ? if not trolling.

>>729923695
Ayyy me too. Tennesee. Just started a couple of weeks ago though, so I make $10.44/hr

>>729928385
They pay well dude. $8.50 starting and now I'm making over 11 like I said before. Just pull your own weight and have fun at work and they'll treat you right. Most raises are 15 cents after a good evaluation, but the most recent one was made to where everyone paid under 12 gets over a dollar raise. Pretty great first job tbh

>>729928673
>They pay well dude. $8.50 starting and now I'm making over 11 like I said before...

umm...
umm....
we were fucking with you, mcfaggot

Gov employee
$42/hr for watching YouTube and wanking in the toilet.
34

Cart boy at safeway.
10 dollars
51 y/o

>>729929078
Trump administration?

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Kiwifruit picker
$17 per hour
18

>>729929236
I've seen you!

You used to be at the West LA Safeway / VONS before it closed down. Where you at now, man?

>>729929348
Nah, I'm an ausfag. If it were trump I would be wanking at my desk

>actual chef back of the house at a casino
>14/hr
>22

Detective in large city
88K/yr

High School Teacher
65K a year
24

>>729925591
We are the exact same age

Lawyer in a large company
$150 an hour
21

>>729925591
Alex?

>>729929589
No shit, me too

>>729929755
lets see, 4 year college degree needed, then 2 years for JD degree, then study for/pass bar.

you are fucking DOOGIE HOWSER the child lawyer, graduated high school at age 12!!!

Hi DOOGIE!!

>Ford Technician
>29.50/hr average book 60hrs working 40hrs/wk
>25

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>>729929462
just like Trump does at his desk, i guess....

>>729929895
I went to uni at 16, took more classes than average, took classes during the summer for college years to go by quickly, I worked my ass off not to waste time. I don't know what you're on about.

>Tutor at my college
>$8.99/hour (yay, i work for the state)
>19

>>729922620

>Chef at Wendy's

Could there be any more self-deprecating job title than this?

>>729922620

>Software developer
>$205,000 total compensation per year
>31

>>729929755

>hourly
>lawyer

I do not believe you.

>>729930455
what's so hard to believe?

>>729930158
Well, you lie pretty good, so I guess you got the background for Law.

but if I were ever told that I was going to interview a 21 Year old boy as potential counsel, I would say FUCK NOOOOOOO, GET THAT SAVANT AWAY FROM MY CASE

>>729927897

>19 hour

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

>>729930651
Haha, don't believe me if you don't want to.

>>729930636
>what's so hard to believe?
EVERYTHING YOU TYPE, faggot

but this is /b/, so for all I know, you have 3000 confirmed kills

>>729930636

Do you mean to say you're billed out at 150/hour, or are you saying that you're working 40h/week where you receive 150 dollars every hour?

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>>729930820
>Haha, don't believe me if you don't want to.
FINE,
DONE

>>729922620
Hospital Clerk
$25.40/hour
24

>>729930714
Australia man

>>729922620
>crewmember at a canes
>10.20$ an hour
>20

Joining the navy in a few months

>>729931067

You still make 14 USD to hour.

Here in Canada I used work at Starbucks that started you at 8 USD an hour.

>>729930887
Like I said, I work for a company, not on a contract basis, so yes I work 40 hours a week at work, but I work at home as well, there's days where I can work on something for 14 hours a day. A very low percentage of lawyers are those who go to the court.

>>729931139

>Joining the navy

Are you going to be a seal or just a lowly seamen?

>>729931139
Did they sell you on the job everyone wants in the Navy? A ship painter?

>>729930849
Well you don't believe lawyers can be paid hourly, that's pretty weird. Not every lawyer is paid on contract.

>>729931596

Different people don't believe you.

I still don't believe your hourly wage tale. I am not the only one casting doubt.

>>729931596
True, I had a professor in college who would work some gang cases and be paid hourly.

>>729923036
I shoot negros in Detroit.
0.50 per groid.
76

>>729931758
>>729931683
As I already said, I don't work in courts. I work for a company, I have my own desk and I defend the company legally.

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>>729922620
>you're

>>729923328
Information Security Analyst
$18 an hour
19

broo

I make $15 an hour turning computers back on for people

>>729924188
Shitty pay grade, I have the same job and I received 75k last year, including 20k bonus.

Jewelry store owner
100-125k depending on sales
23

Just started last year but so far so good. Expensive tho, after taxes and biz expenses I'm only bringing in like 45k

Waiter at Carl's Jr.
$12.95/hour
23

Shoot things with lasers
$15.75/hr
20

>>729922620
>Supply Chain Analyst
>$73k
>25

Business Owner/Software Advisor
$360K/year
22

Zoo keeper
$10 p/h
29

>>729924677
Hey good job on your masters! Good luck with your PHD man that takes dedication that no one else has here. Be successful!

>>729923695
Same. $11.31 an hour. Been here a year and a half. The people I work with are awesome. Management sucks though.

>>729924677

Hey, good luck on your doctorate. What field of study did you decide to dedicate your life to?

Cryptocoin Analyst (XBT,ETH,XMR,XRP)
$4.000/day
26

Job: Detail at a Toyota Dealership
Pay: fuck all
Age: 18

>>729933063

>$4.000/day

How many days a year do you work?

I make youtube videos
$6000 per video on patreon (2 vids every week)
24

>>729933185

Prove it.

Business operations executive
36
235k + 15% bonus and 50% sign on. Also have a 2 year golden parachute.

Basically got almost $300k first year, about $260k annually, and if they fire or lay me off, I walk with about $500k.

MIT undergrad electrical engineering, HBS MBA

Meant $400k

>>729922620
i work in a prison canteen. yes i am an inmate. 16 months into a 2 year stint.

24

>>729933287

All of those are super intimidating.

How do you feel losing irrelevant shitty internet argument to 15 year olds on 4chan?

>>729933482

>internet access
>inmate
>doubt

Juvenile probation officer

22 an hour

26

>>729926399
use UV light to get rid of acne. e.g sunbed. exercise will make your back look nice.

JR sys admin
31
50k

Switched careers because old one paid dog shit. Had no IT exp other than some COMPtia certs. Super pumped about working my eay up and earning some realy pay

>>729931596
OK, faggot, we are gonna go easy on you, go in peace back to mommys basement.

you see, we are grown ass men. we ourselves were teenage liars, we can spot it a mile away.

we too would get defensive when called out on lies, and our best sperg retort was usually:
"don't believe me if you don't want to", only we said it less faggoty than you.

and you graduated high school as 16.

becoming a lawyer then takes 4 years undergrad. then takes 3 year law school to get a JD (I know you are gonna google JD, I will just save you the time Juris Doctorate). then grads study for bar exam and test, and that adds another year, maybe. Then maybe they search for job for a year, cuz who wants a savant kid as a hire for a law firm. so you would have to be 23 just to have passed the bar if you graduated high school at 16. and there is no way to shortcut those years of study, no accelerated program

then, at a law firm, there is no way they weould have put you on cases that are billing. your first year wouldve been finding and cross referencing documents for real lawyers. then you would be on beginners salary, but it could be $50K +, so not bad for kid. but you wouldve had $150K school loans to payoff.

and even after they assigned you cases, you would still be salary, but they might charge the clients $150 per hour or whatever, but that is for the law firm, not your pocket.

So yes, you are fukcing lying
but this is /b/ and that is what we expect.

so let me put this to you gently...
fuck you faggot

Supervisor, Internal Marketing
$68,000
26

>>729922620
Wow a lot of people work at Wendy's on 4chan! I thought I was the only person!

Owner of WordPress company w. 3 employees
$2,2 mil.
25

>>729933511
Good question

Honestly, I'm a very fucked up person and appear totally normal on the surface.

I love the randomness online as a place to be myself

You all would be so surprised as what the people are like above my head. The world is a much darker and complex place than many of you think.

>>729922620
>chef

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>IHSS
>$14.00/h
>27

>waiter
>4$ and 1 datos
>18

>>729933803
Im 14 and this is derp

Duty Manager of a Gambling Lounge
27 AUD an hour
23

Herbal Life Level 8
$17K/month
34

>Corrections Officer
>24
>50K
Shoot me please.

Half of everyone here is gonna be in some kind of tech job

>>729922620
>19 lifeguard 9.70 hr.

>>729933803
duuuuuuh i make aa million dolllar$ and ibe a exec

Sure, bud.

Real Estate Appraiser
100k a year
23

>>729933482
So, um, they have computers in prison now? Did someone smuggle in a phone for you?

>>729933991
Wow, state of federal? State workeres where i live start off at 50k and can make double that with OT

web app dev, 40, was making $60k/year. Now unemployed for past 2 years because i got burnt out... don't know what to do now. Trying freelance and i've only made about $6000 total in 2 years. I suck at freelance.

>>729934000

Check'd

Save any lives?

Inventory control specialist at a major manufacturer of firearms (full time) range safety officer at a local gun range (part time)
17.00 an hour, full benefits / 10 an hour
33 years old.

I literally get paid to shoot shit and play with machine guns all day. . .

Fuck with me.

>>729934114
State, I can get OT but I'm currently not in debt and would rather stick to 5 8's a week. If the coal industry ever picks back up in my state I'll go back underground.

Maintenance
16.50 hr
36

About 100k a year committing various crimes and doing short prison time for a medium sized criminal organization

>>729934470
fuck with you? nah, you are probably a well discipline gun safety tech. you are not the type to go gangsta and shit.

my little suprrising secret.
some of the coolest most helpful people I have ever met worked in gun shops and professional firearms dealers / FFL industry

Fleet service manager- EMS
80K
30

>>729934047
Happy you don't believe it.

Shows how small some people are. When you make a high salary, it no longer becomes hard to believe that others do.

Statistically 2% of people make over $250k. With over 100 replies, at least 2 people should be making more than this.

Sucks being so broke you can't believe others are not. I'm tempted to stream myself lighting a grand on fire, but I'm sure you'll be right there saying "fake".

>>729934803
Lol i hate when gun nuts act tough. Yeah, you're all about being a law abiding citizen until someone rustles your jimmies, then you act like a 90's gangster rapper. Tell me more about how guns arent dangerous.

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>>729934803
Word. Yeah it's kind of a chill gig. I didn't really mean that as like a come at me bro kind of thing.

I love what I do, and it is kinda rare to be able to say that you get paid to do what I do, which is work with my chosen hobby.

That's one of my offices.

>>729935077
Do it, pussy.

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'Aight, I'm down for this.

>Crew at Pizza Hut
>$11.25/hr - CAD
>21

It's an alright place.

>>729922620
Production Assistant
$12.50 hour
22

>>729935151
I'm anything but that man. I just like what I do. I never have a bad day at work, cause I don't really consider either "job" as work.

Probably gonna go deaf and die from lead exposure though.

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Anesthesiologist
289k
18

>>729935496
>Anesthesiologist
>18

Its like you're not even trying.

>software engineer
>170,000
>26

The gun store I work at is really chill. More of the guys I work with are good people. I say that cause I only work the range. Screw sales lol.

It's also kinda beast, cause at the range I get dealer cost, and at the manufacturer I work for, I get like stupid discounts on rifles, shotguns, handguns, and ammunition.

So it balances out.

Online Discussion Manipulator
25$ per manipulated discussion
11

>>729935749
Russia or Israel?

>>729935672
shit i meant 28. guess i should quit my job

Affiliate marketer/passive income
$2000/day
24

I can literally eat at Wendy's and still make more money than OP while doing it. kek

>>729934190
Any tips for not burning out? I never have to work over 40h, but I wanna be careful. Programming isn't my passion but I enjoy it, for now.

>>729933984
So you've fucked over literally all your friends and family and are now reaping the benefits?

Local Truck Driver
26
$80k/year

>>729924234
>plenty
>when you make enough money you don't even have to brag about it

>>729936066
Check'd. . . .

Also fuck 'em. Bitches never gave you anything cool for christmas, did they?

>>729933683
Not saying he isn't lying, but starting salaries at top firms were around 160k in 2013 when I decided not to go to law school.

Fry's electronics
I Jew people into buying computers
Commission based but usually 16/hr have made 30 an hour a couple weeks but that's rare. Not bad for a part time gig
18

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>>729922620
ANTIFA leader in Michigan. $27.50 / hr. if I instigate a fight.

Healthcare Financial Manager
$320,000

Ya never know what kinda fags are lurkin

>22
>Unemployed
Sucks.

>>729923925
>non-profit
so you're taking money from a good cause... asshole

>>729936433
Oh an 46

>20
>Car sales
>60-80 thousand a year

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>>729936193
>>729924234

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>>729922620
Investment Banker. ~2 million shekels a year salary.

>>729936203
That's no way to be

Hooker
$200/hr
22f :)

>>729933683
Well let's see if you have some good arguments.
First of all I do not live at my parents' whereas I highly wonder if you do yourself. The fact that you're a "grown ass men" does not affect in any way your capacity to decipher a supposed lie. Why I said "Haha, don't believe me if you don't want to." is because we are indeed on /b/ and I honestly don't care to defend my case on whether you believe me or not (but apparently I need to). I actually graduated at 15, my birthday is in the summer and I started university at 16.
I went to the best law school of my province (Quebec, Canada), I may understand your programs are different and more expensive, here our programs are 3 years and then 2 years for the bar exam. I got a bourse so I was very well off when I got out. As I said, I went to one of the best colleges which is reputed for having students being on internship from the third year. So let's see, by the time I was done, I was 19. Add 2 years for the bar, 21. With the internship I did on my third year, I had already made a whole lot of contacts, my debts were paid. I didn't go in a firm as I said I don't know how many times, I work for a company. I don't have clients, it's not my job at the company, I only represent the company and defend them, I don't earn a percentage of what the company makes, I have a very stable salary.
Thank you by the way for calling me names because it only goes to show you need to use insults to win arguments because you have no solid ones.

>29
>IT support
>I signed a contract saying I'm not allowed to discuss how much I make

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Prostitute
$50-$200 depending on how long and what you want
12

>>729937313
LMAO

Resale Technician
$11.00/hr
16

>flat rate gm dealership technician
>25.50hr flat rate. most my paychecks i end up around 30hr though.

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>>729922620
>Painter
>12.00 in CA
>19 next month

>>729937594
LOL shut the fuck up

also underage b&

>>729937562
>>729937313
It's true. You know some of us try to avoid breaking the law.

Dance instructor
$40 / hr

Aerospace engineer
60k
25

Construction in Ausfailia
Never attended high school
$35 p/h with annual leave and sick leave benefits

>>729936877
I think there may be a jew hiding behind this post, but I can't be completely sure...

>>729936243
those top law firms.
would they even talk to a 21 year old faggot, except as a mail room worker?

and even less than top law firm.
21. it just dont add up,

but that is not the point, this is /b/
we all fucking lie/
thats why we are at /b/

so to read a little sperg sputter.
No really, guys, I am not lying..

to all of us fucking liars...

well, at a certain point, even the autistic need a dose of 'we dont believe you' thrown in their face like the cup of cold water his granny threw in his face when he fag spergs out.

SPLASH!

>>729938038
most construction workers never graduated haha. Who needs a diploma to when you can frame perfect arches and stairs.

>>729938184
If he had graduated from a top law school, sure they would. And it's Canada so I don't know the schedules.

>>729938184
tl:dr
wtf is wrong with you

Biotech engineer
115k year or
58 $/hr

37 years old

>>729922620
SharePoint Developer
$27.00
24

>>729937032
well, i need about 12 minutes, tops..
I guess that is $20?

>>729937972
Why only 60k? What do you work on? I bailed on engineering (was aiming for aero) for english and wound up in software engineering

>>729938184
You're a dumb cunt

>nuclear safety inspector
>$24,395.80
>36
Wife, 3 kids, dad in an old people's home. Life didn't turn out the way I wanted. Oldest son is a fucking nightmare

Sheet metal apprentice
$16/hr +GI Bill
23

Video Editor
$35/h
24

>>729938418
I hate you, because I hate SharePoint. It's a piece of shit.

>>729938451
Flight controls for business jets.
We live in a state with a low cost of living so the company uses that as justification to pay us lower than average

>>729938483
Oh Homie...

>>729938721
Fuck that, move. You have marketable skills yo. How do you like the work/industry?

>>729933995

I'd say I've seen 2 or 3 total out of about 30 before your comment.

Cnc machinest
40$/h
29

>>729938716
Fully agree. But I'm honestly just using this as experience.

>>729938470
Dumb cunt
Priceless
35

>>729938428

Learn math if serious.

>>729938834
yeah I'm gonna get a masters and then try for a better company. Overall though the work is definitely interesting and challenging and you're surrounded by brilliant people pretty much all the time so you learn a lot

>Asst. Manager at a propane and propane accessories store
>29.50 per hour
>61

Walmart Deli
$10.50/hr
21

>>729939118
>Learn math if serious.
Serious?

you do know where you is at, dont ya HO?

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Public Transit Supervisor
$19.45/HR
27

>>729922620
>Insurance underwriter
>65K + bonuses
>27

>>729939243
Hank Hill

Dog molester
$20/pet
47

About to graduate law school
Part time job while in school 22/hr
29 yo

range officer at shooting range, just graduated with engineering degree and good gpa but everyone denies me an interview

>10/hr
>23 years old

>>729939204
Just my $.02 but don't wait for the Masters to look for a better company. I've never left a job too soon but I've left several later than I should've.

>>729939486
gl

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child star/slave
millions
fucking peons

>>729939586
thanks mane

electrician at aircraft buisness company
25$/h
21

>>729939546
Thanks for the input, I've definitely been considering it

tard wrangler at local high school
19.80/hr
27

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>>729939243

>>729939399
>>729939899
Hanks dubs

>>729939486
you should've gone to Canada.
you could've graduated at like 12, and made a meeeeellion loonies by now !

>>729933803

>I've never been to /pol/

>>729932775
Unless you are born into money and/or entitled environment, there is no way a 22 year old had the ability to network to this status easily.

I call bs and/or heavy exaggeration.

>>729923572
LE HAHA EPICK RICK AND MORTY XDDDDDDDDDD

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>>729922620
Unemployed
$0.00 Hourly
24

Also have 2 DWI's and didn't finish probation.

>>729933287
nice

>>729922620
Happy Birthday Hitler!
Gift of OC Music and video

https://youtu.be/5oHLu6HkDHY

>Software Developer/Consultant
>60,000/year
>Ebay/Amazon Seller
>~50k Profit last year
>26 y/o

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>>729940002
>You should've gone to Canada.
>graduated at like 12

Good joke.

Don't come over here, 'tis a silly place.

>>729939541
engineering jobs, use your alumni associations, almost all new engineering hires are friends of friends in my neck of the woods. seems like many companies hire from mostly the same schools graduates. But upper level jobs, they cast a wider net

job postings are only done publicly becuase they have to be publicly posted by law or company rules.

go to your alumi website, and learn all you can, and find out where previous graduates went

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United Airlines Beater.
$20 per beaten overbooked passenger
25

Electrical Engineer
28
65k/y

Graduated from ETS

>>729940242
this is the only guy i believe in this whole fucking thread

>>729922620
>vascular surgeon
>I have my own firm but it hovers around $140
>36

>>729929348
>>729930067
>when you're share blue but no one cares enough to acknowledge your shilling
It's okay fam. You're not alone.
I mean you sort of are but it's okay.

>>729940570
Why's that?

>>729940099
Your skepticism and disclaimers both seem pretty heavy-handed to me.

movie theater
$8.50
21

>>729922620
>Navy
>around 20,000 a year
>20

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>>729940570
I'm a horrible liar. and Honestly, trying to lie itt
would make me even more depressed

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Tier III Tech support
58k yr
30

>>729925591
What does the job entail? I'm a logistician for the Navy. Wondering what kind of job I can land with 6yrs experience in the field, no degree.

>>729932218
Is this your first job? Be ready to change companies after a year or two. If you love where you work, leave for a year and then come back. your salary will thank you

>31
>90k + bonus
>IT security

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>>729922620
worker at military surplus store
6.50 an hour
16

Theoretical Physics (Quantum Gravity stuff) PhD Candidate,
2000$ per month
32

>>729941000
trips = truth

Basement dweller.
$0.00/hour
29


Kill me.

>>729933722
How does this come as a surprise to you?

>>729922620
sous chef
13.00 hr
24

>>729935865
It's because you're a faggot mate

>>729941162
At least you haven't broke the law and not
pay your fines like me. (DWI guy)

I get paid to teach a sex class. I teach positions, proper condom and lube use, how to please. It's fucking epic.

>>729922620

grave digger/burial service provider/grounds supervisor

$18/hr

Mid 30s
Ethical hacker
About 200k base and bonus and stock on top of that

professional kebab remover

100,000 serbian denar a minute

8

>>729922620
>>729935322

Is there any good benefits for working at Wendy's? I work at a Pizza Hut and all I get is a discount on shite. Local Wendy's is hiring and I just wanna know what would change realistically, I know the pay would stay pretty much the same.

>>729941545
oh and I'm 29

>>729923135
how?

>>729941162
>Kill me.
sounds like you are already doing it to yourself...
slooooooooooooooooooowly...

>>729941486
Yes I have. Pulled a .45 on the guy fucking my wife a few years ago, haven't paid a dime back to the state for my public defender.

Data Technician
13.00 an hour
28

Airline Pilot
$31/hr (CAD)
26

>>729922620
I manage a sex shop.
$15.75
34

No room for growth here.

>>729936548
How's high school?

>>729941709
Please someone make it faster.

In my sleep, please. Drug me maybe?

>>729941523
i bet you teach guys and they pay you in jizz you faggot

>>729924234
Wish I made plenty.75 an hour

>>729941770
I payed about half in the first 8 months before saying fuck it and stopped going to my PO. I just couldnt take going in there every month and coming up short on progress.

making wine boxes
$10/h
20

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>>729941912
>No room for growth here

>material handler (Goodwill)
>$11/hr minimum wage WA master class
>22 y/o no skills
I love my life honestly

>>729924648
Bonuses on top of 65k. Reading comprehension is even harder

Aerospace machinist.

Take home about 40k per year

27y/o

I basically get paid to watch youtube and browse /b/ while my part spins around.

>Hammer swinger (HNIC)
>$65/h
>31

>>729922620
Stop making this fucking thread.

>>729924873
>Ingredient stacker

>>729941076
>inb4 B&

>>729929589
>>729929838
its the fuzz

Mechanic at an aircraft engine overhaul shop.
15$ plus 20 hours of overtime a week
24

>>729942464
You work 4 12s?

>>729927897
>Barista
>Cup handler

>>729942072
I didn't have a PO luckily, they gave me a suspended sentence and that was it, and I only owe like $900 but kept forgetting to pay because it was such a pain in the ass it just got back burnered. I had to drive an hour to town hall and pay in cash, couldn't pay any other way. Now im pretty sure I have a warrant

>>729941945
I don't know why you would jump to that conclusion. I'm in my 30s, and I've volunteered for numerous non-profit organizations. I'm the dance instructor who makes $40 / hour.

>>729932581
>carls jr
waiter???

>>729941978
really, just get some anti-depressant meds prescribled...

The will not make the circumstances of your life better, BUT it will give you the "Im gonna do something fun and free today, take a walk, go to the free movie at the senior citizen center" or whatver shit that is darkness and gloom all day.

all welfare state insurance covers meds.
DO NOT let them send you to a Psychiatrist.
Just Meds.

there is no stigma to it anymore.
whenver you go to next annual physical or whatver, even at the free clinic, tell them that you feel "off", and would like to discuss anti-depressants. If they talk psychiatrist, just say "No, I refuuse psychiatrist, just meds, but if I cant get meds, just forget about it...."

Like I said, it doesnt change circumstances in your life, obviously, you just wake up like a normal person, for the first time in a long time///

>>729942308
>>729922620
And stop calling yourself a "chef" if you work at Wendy's.

>>729929516
Meh, well do your thing bro

>>729929720
24? Hard to believe when you're close enough in age to fuck em

Hazmat stock clerk
$18.50
22

>>729942528
I'd be pretty surprised if I dont have one. Thing is,
I now havent been in contact with anybody in the legal system for about a year. No calls, emails or anything in the mail. In limbo
with evrything

>>729931022
Education needed?

>>729922620
Mostly passive rental income.
$86k/yr
43

private security contractor
>depends on who's paying
>21

>>729942988
Same happened to me. They just stopped contacting. Then maybe after 2 years I got a letter, the scary kind of letter. The letter that you read and say "oh God fucking damnit..." and start reading about how to keep busy in prison for 10 years.

>>729932567
That really sucks. Thought jewelers were wealthy

>>729924416
what school did you go to/what did you major in(nuclear engineering?)? if you don't mind me asking. I'll be entering college soon and I'm planning something engineering. probably mechanical.

>>729943081
>private security contractor

Rides segway at the mall.

>>729932824
Wtf, thought that'd pay much more

>>729943140
what happened?

>>729933581
How many fights do you break up or get into a month? Possible to get shanked?

>>729924416
when i was a young'in
we were told that the good career was
in "Petroleum Engineering"

Is that a thing / still a thing?

I realize everyone says oil is whatever,
but I have a feeeling the Oil biz will be viable until the day I die...

>>729925591
happy birthday

>>729943322
Nothing yet. But trying to fly under the radar. Not on my parents lease, dont own anything, no cell phone number. Almost off the grid basically. Just need to eliminate my mail coming here

>>729943851
Actually now that I think of it, if any things gonna happen ill find out soon. Just started .yet enlistment paperwork for the army. They asked about debts and I said none haaaaaa.