Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>729909450
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
best girl mine
>>729920286
Buy me it and we can play it on my NES
>>729918430
Thanks
>>729918557
Pink haired cutie
>>729918560
>>729918788
Did she say when she'd be back?
>>729920286
Hmmmm? I dont remember that too well it was like almost a year ago though
>>729920516
goodnight
>>729920528
>>729920579
Whats up nigger
Claiming best girl.
>>729920516
>best lemon mine
Fix'd.
>>729919746
>Stale
NO!
>>729920543
Gone for good IMO
>>729920563
Sweet dreams~
I did improv today. It turned out alright
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01iW5CqIb4Q
>>729920649
Rood
Still here
and
>>729920357
Yeah even if I wont play it anytime soon.
>>729920516
I think I have my copy still actually.
>>729920543
Nope may never come back
>>729920546
I guess ill ask them more about it. Dont want my Rikka to be a bad Rikka
Claim
>>729920414
Thanks, goodnight
>>729920637
I don't know but I'm bored as fuck
>>729920182
I'm sorry that you can't.
Why do you wa t to hold me?
>>729920838
Play League?
>>729920688
learn Schuberts, Trio op. 100 - Andante con moto and we can play together
>>729920838
Go to bed ya wee bab
>>729920863
ahem
*want
It's quite late you'll excuse me.
>>729920757
goodnight muffin
Claim
>>729920709
She said it herself and Saito thinks so too.
>I wish I was a shy lemon...
Claiming best cat
>>729920920
ew
i would just take a nap but its almost 8 pm
>>729920724
bring it over then!
>>729921002
Saito deserves to die
>>729921025
shhhh taiga
>>729920863
>>729920986
Something about you makes me want to protect you. What time is it in your part of the world?
>>729920293
Definitely a solid choice. It's not for everyone. It's not the best thing you can do. But it really opens alot of ideas that you would never begin to even have. Let alone entertain. It's an odd drug. To be so far out of touch with reality but at the same time believing you are so close to it.
>>729921128
:thinking:
>>729920724
Dont worry Tomo your Rikka is a good Rikka~
>>729921095
Yeah probably let you keep it too.
>>729920543
Does anyone know know she was pretending to be male?
>>729921095
>lewd
No.
>>729921192
I'd rather just stick with my 'havin' a good time' weed
>>729921303
Aww, that's very kind of you!
>>729921362
It's not lewd
>>729921333
know why*
>>729921416
>>729921161
Fair enough, it's about 1 AM right now.
>>729921515
I dont like lewds
>>729921515
put this on and put your cock inside me!
>>729921276
And to be sure I keep you as a good Rikka?
>>729921416
Its not like I can use it.
>>729920381
Yes know
>>729920724
I know that feeling I have far to many unplayed on my steam list
>>729921653
U-um where do you live even? You don't have to answer that.
Actually, think I'm going to head off.
>>729921797
you'll have to come visit sometime~
>>729921832
byebye!
>>729920724
What?! Why!?
>>729920688
Really nice, I like.
>>729921416
Nearly at least... I guess that's fine.
>>729921515
>>729921782
My sides...
Nice one.
>>729921832
Nights Rei
>>729921832
nooo
Okay goodnight, Rie.
>>729921095
Sexy sexy.
>>729921416
It's definitely a safer choice.
The most important part of being a bard is clearly having the best music
>>729921782
It didn't prevent you
>>729921696
*judges in British*
>>729921918
ree
I'm gonna head off for now I can't talk to people right now sorry guys
>>729921832
goodnight
>>729921095
That guy has suffered so much for things he didn't even do..
>>729921797
Of course master Tomo~ I am off now I will talk to you tomorrow <3
>>729922042
>>729922042
See ya, qt
>>729920931
Sounds like a challenge. It's a shame that I'm less than adequate at reading sheet music. I managed to force myself to learn half of The Entertainer by Scott Joplin and bits and pieces of classical pieces, but that's about the extent I've gone as far as actual music.
>>729921918
Glad you liked it!
>>729921333
She had a sort of strange sense of humor. One of her many endearing qualities.
>>729922005
eREEEEser
>>729922042
Baia Louise, take care.
Hello
>>729922315
Yeah they were pretty weird.
>>729922360
Hmph
>>729922360
Evening Yuuki
>>729922513
They?
>>729921820
I have a good bit to play myself.
>>729921832
Night Rei
>>729921867
Maybe im not sure
>>729921871
Dont know. They just said they were leaving. Was sad.
>>729922086
Alright bye my Rikka
>>729922591
Hi
>>729922594
Hmph
>>729922699
What's up?
>>729922707
Yeah
>>729922237
are you in the discord?
>>729922766
>>729922814
Why do you say they?
I'm really sad now
>>729920386
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
A magical fairy appears before you and makes an offer... Here's the deal.
>your waifu becomes real
>she loves you
>you get married
>all perfectly legal
>you'll never break up
Here's the catch...
>you have to live in her universe- not world, universe
>this phrasing is important because some waifus hop between worlds like the Emperor, long may he reign, or can move between dimensions like Rory, and means that you have the option to do the same thing in the same way
>you speak the local language perfectly, but...
>you are subject to all local laws, both magical/scientific and legal
>if she's a part of a group like Night Raid, a mage battalion, or a Light Music Club, you're part of it now too- better learn to fight/play an instrument, and those of you who like botes better get real comfortable with the ocean and naval artillery
>if you don't meet the criteria to be part of the group, you do now- if your waifu is a PMMM girl, you're turned into a loli (and a magical girl) too, with all the risks and horrors that come part and parcel with the lifestyle, for example, although your mind will not change except as required for the use of magic and certain relevant tools
>if your body does not require changes to join the group, it follows normal laws of human physiology and stays as it is now on arrival until you change it through normal (or available) means
>if your waifu lives in a reality indistinguishable from our own, you join her in her home but only speak whatever languages you do now, and you have to meet one another's families
>if your waifu has a canon love interest, you know she's always looking at them
Do you take the deal? Why?
>>729923125
Only Tomoko anon seems to know but he won't say anything.
>>729922910
i'm not, no.
>>729922790
how are you?
>>729923155
yes
anywhere else but here
>>729923155
Of course I do
I love my waifu
>>729923155
This is a lot to read but I'll do anything to be with my Kougami.
>>729923360
oh, do you want to be?
>>729923421
a cute
>>729923125
They just said they were leaving. I dont know anymore than that.
>>729923155
I have a slice of life waifu. So yeah
>>729922766
It was my new years to play all the games I own but it is not like any one keeps those anyway
>>729923155
Question would I be apart of the tournament
>>729923415
I'm good, playing some rocket league. You?
>>729923676
Ok but why do you keep saying they? Was there more than one poster?
>>729920386
>>729923584
Sure. I can't promise that I'll talk much, though.
>>729923155
I already play a brass instrument, so it'd be smooth sailing for me.
>>729922790
Not much, having some tea and watching some weird show on rabbit.
Probably going to bed soon.
Rocket league a fun game?
One of the games I just never looked at.
>>729923721
I dont make them, They are stupid.
>>729923792
I dont know. There was so many questions swirling around them and they can still refer to one person
my youtube auto quality is 144p
>>729923848
It's one of my all time favorites. It's such a fun game
>>729923987
What questions? Post a few questions.
>>729923155
Yes, it would be too easy it's just the real world but happier
>>729923847
What's you discord?
>>729923740
playing with friends?
>>729923814
hi
>>729924142
xeing#2058
>>729924051
>>729924156
hello, who is this?
>>729924124
No.
QOTT; Everyone please post your Discord things, I need people to talk to.
>>729924374
Why?
>>729924353
op
>>729924420
post yours
>>729924420
NOPE
>>729924320
I want to die
it took me like 15 minutes for 4chan to load
>>729924420
#Nobody5930
>>729924512
I'm making a Discord now so I don't have one, but I'm going to add everyone tonight.
>>729924535
Awh!
>>729924420
I dont know you even a little bit
>>729924461
No point. They are gone and may never come back
>>729924571
talk to your ISP or something idk
>>729924512
so alice , akame or someone else ?
>>729924420
I don't have one and I wouldn't give it away if I did but I'm giving you a reply because I feel bad for you, and because your post number ends in 420.
>>729924681
What if they come back? What would you ask?
>>729924690
it happens :/
why are you bored?
>>729924156
Yup, we're drinking and playing some games
>>729924579
post it when it's made, it's probably the most efficient way to get new friends
>>729924789
wow
>>729924828
that sounds super nice
>>729924799
Nothing I would be happy they were back
>>729924320
I want kanbaru to dom the shit out of me and tongue fuck my asshole
>>729924804
i didn't have anything to do. i have food now though, and eating is better than nothing.
>>729924977
wow ?
>>729925189
[laughing intensifies]
>>729924092
Might have to pick it up if I see it on sale.
It looks rather simple, but it looks like it does what it's supposed to do really well.
>>729925055
Hai Mai
>>729924420
Tell me who you are and I'll give you my discord
>>729925140
I kind of want her back too, do you know what their job was?
>>729925224
what are you munching on? :o
>>729925189
idk who you are but thanks
>>729925055
mai chan
>>729925331
Tell me who you are and maybe I'll add YOUR discord
>>729925333
They said they killed people.
>>729925337
little caesars
>>729925238
didn't think you'd be almost right on so easily.
Do I bake that often?
>>729925421
I'm pretty sure I'll regret that, no thanks.
>>729925289
>>729925441
That honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>729925140
Me too...
>>729925500
both do and you told me so yes
>>729925441
Watamote as a waifu is literally the epitome of desperation.
>>729925565
>>729925331
Haiga Taiga
>>729925337
Kona chan
>>729925606
Ehh.
>>729925739
Oh well.
>>729925785
So?
>>729925761
oh right
>>729923987
Yes that's true but at leas it gives people some thing to talk about for a while
>>729926134
Eh indeed.
>>729925936
sorry about earlier
>>729925482
give me a slice :o
>>729926252
yes, been well ?
>>729926368
Not even then. If you wanted to change something major I dont see why being the first day of the year would make it start.
>>729926390
Yeah. How goes it?
>>729926463
goodnight
>>729926486
no
>>729926500
>>729926500
It goes swell and you?
>>729926416
No worries, but what caused you to leave so suddenly? If you're comfortable answering.
>>729926549
sorry to hear that
>>729926640
Just sitting right now.
>>729926945
Sitting on something comfy?
>>729926843
I thought artemis said?
I just went to play with Ben
>>729925580
perfect.
>>729926416
you can have the rest of my sister's pizza uwu
>>729924977
It's a lot of fun!
>>729925331
Definitely consider it! It's very easy to pick up and play, but has a very high skill ceiling
>>729927050
My favorite chair. It squeaks when I recline.
>>729925606
>>729927271
Oh? Put some oil on that bad boy. I'm sure the squeaks annoy your roommates.
>>729927445
Fuck you
>>729927220
whats wrong now ?
>>729926500
It is more to stop people putting it off, like if your the type witch keeps saying I'll do it next week and you get to new year your not aloud to say next week again now you have to do it
>>729927504
NOU
>>729927445
I'll take that.
>>729927504
Its not that important. Dont have any.
>>729927559
Doesnt seem to work.
>>729927581
Asshat
Claimed! Haha!
>>729927743
>>729927722
I have to head back to /trash/ for now, see ya.
>>729927532
everything
there's no other way to put it
>>729927895
Bye
>>729927920
it can't be that bad
but you are still around so that is nice to see
>>729928177
its bad
>>729928473
don't know how that could be
>>729927722
Nope it really doesn't
>>729927119
I'll just have a piece of your sister uwu
>>729928473
What's wrong, anon?
>>729929151
Yeah oh well
>>729929697
cutie
>>729929931
nah.
>>729929250
she's 13
>>729929697
>a woman who washes the dishes, now I see why she's your waifu, good choice
>>729929697
JILL!
>>729930104
Totally cute
>>729930124
so she's older than you uwu
>>729930104
how's your night?
Still not sure how todays gonna go... the day after 4/20 and we've really been quiet compared to the rest of the week.
>>729930309
>so she's older than you
>>729930143
nah.
>>729930309
sober today.
>>729930433
I wonder who's the youngest waifu claimer
me uwu
>>729930563
Doing alright? You seemed pretty drunk last night.
>>729930563
aww, did you do anything special today?
>>729930622
i'm actually the youngest waifu claimer, if you want a serious answer. prinz comes close but he beats me by a few months.
>>729930662
I... yeah. probably had five pints or so.
>>729930680
I slept a lot, then started my fifth viewing of Stranger Things. super thrilling day. you?
>>729931029
your age is in that pic uwu
when is your birthday? :o
>>729931170
So like half a gallon of what? You remember last night right?
>>729931222
april 2nd
>>729931170
not much really, my friend is leaving again for a holiday trip over the weekend so that's lame
is that a show? I'm guessing you really like it
>>729931366
Happy birthday!
>>729931366
gay
>>729931319
something like that, yeah. I... did some shitposting, watched Civil War, and probably flirted with people I shouldn't have flirted with.
>>729931392
it's a netflix show that's kind of like a love-letter to 80s monster movies. while still being pretty damn good.
plus, the soundtrack may or may not have helped synthwave come back a bit more.
>>729931427
thanks uwu
>>729931464
ok
>>729931624
You were pretty cute. You wanted snugs.
>>729931655
why is her hair like this? :o
>>729931624
Sounds cool, too bad I don't use netflix
you like synthwave?
>>729932148
it's her when she was in elementary school
>>729932333
ah, so it's more relateable for you? uwu
>>729931737
lewd
>>729932461
sure
>>729932528
Nothing lewd about snugs.
>>729932623
it's cute though I like it :o
did you do anything for the holiday?
>>729931737
aw, heck.
>>729932148
it's like any other genre,the good stuff is really good, the bad stuff sucks. I'm just glad to see people buying up vintage gear and finding new uses for it.
>>729932766
we had late bootleg easter. other than that, no.
>>729933017
Do you huff and puff? :o
>>729932898
Its okay. I wanted snugs too. I also finally did that thing you told me to do in Valhalla the other night.
>>729933347
no but i want to
>>729933586
go get the hook up uwu
>>729933412
best easter egg.
>>729933676
i have some friends that smoke so it shouldn't be too hard uwu
>>729933688
Yeah its very nice. Also Jill is in the right on vr porn
>>729933823
good luck on your magical journey
gonna go for a bit uwu
>>729934217
have fun uwu
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