/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of 4chan; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Did I miss anything, fags?
I haven't seen a good roll for what to do with thread in a bit no space mission, just cum on it?
>>729919078
Sounds like someone needs a log...
Is this feminine enough?
>>729919078
This
>>729919744
Angry Inch
I miss verticals, seeing a new bachelor frog every once in a while, 4chan dolan (not the reddit cancer) as well as rage comics. I think for a goldilocks period there were few enough people making shit that it was niche and off-color, but enough that things were interesting. Once too many people find out about shit it's no longer subversive, it just becomes normal.
Am I the only one who thinks reddit is better? The /b/ board couldn't hold their nutts when it comes to actual substance. Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You can't.
Years ago the best of /b/ migrates to /pol/ but now is shit too
>>729919078
First time ever posting /thread at the beginning of the thread
>>729919978
reddit is better now but isn't better than what /b/ used to /b/
>>729919902
Well put anon. Well put.
>>729920112
>>729920322
Nice dubs.
>>729920395
>>729920346
There's a *fart* thread that needs you. Desperately. Somewhere.
>>729919078
>Rate my cock threads.
>Literally cancer
Oh shit I didn't even know dick cancer was a real thing. I bet that looked horrible! Wow!
>>729919078
It is not like it use to be for sure
>>729920322
>>729920346
>>729920395
>>729920476
>>729920510
You're doing God's work anon. Keep my thread front and center plox.
>>729920545
>>729919078
Out of all of those, R34, Gore, and YLYL have been staples of /b/ for a good long while, bub. Do you understand desu? How bout we raid habbo? Gonna block off the pool?
Nah bruh, /b/ was cancerous shit from its inception. The only question is: if you hate it, why are you here?
>>729919519
this, desu
>>729919078
Pretty much spot on. /b/ used to be 20 versions of the same thing, plus one inteesting thread. Then it turned into 10 vesions of the same thing plus something interesting.
Now it's basically four of the same thing and nothing interesting. I basically only check it to...
shit, I don't know why I still check /b/.
>>729920750
Point taken. Really that's the best answer I'll get all year, and it's fucking April.
*BLOCKS PATH*
What do?
>>729920893
>>729921073
Bored much?
>>729919078
so what if traps are gay? it aint gonna stop me
>>729921216
Dude leave a few images for those of us who are actually clever... Fuck outta here.
>>729919078
Sounds about right
>>729919078
>nobody reads shitposts.
>implying you're not shitposting yourself
>>729921353
I came buckets. Thanks anon.
>>729921319
Good for you, admitting traps are gay...proud of you
>>729919078
>Literally cancer
>Literally
Don't use words you don't know anon.
>>729921428
It's a fucking pasta from r/copy pasta m8
Move along. Nothing to see here.
>>729921558
>OP
Ftfy
Pretty much summed the state of /b/ in one post well done OP
>>729921598
Just keep dumping comics
>>729919078
I miss the BlogTalkRadio Raids& Second Life Raids. We'd have so much fun derailing online radio shows and terrorizing the weirdos on SL. Those were good times.
>>729920269
Heresy
>>729919078
You forgot the loli threads and the Asian shit otherwise this is 100% accurate.
>>729919078
/love
cringy bait
>>729921598
>>729919078
/b/ was never good. Pissing in an ocean of piss.
>>729920269
>>729919978
>liking reddit
kys
>>729921938
Not gonna lie this shit is kinda hot. Think you may have won me over here.
>>729922050
>telling me what to do with my body.
>fuck you nazi.
>>729920555
the trips mate.
>>729919078
Yep.
Dubs say fur faggot an hero.
Who's with me?
>>729919978
Redditfags ruin shit harder than Tumblr fags compromising 4ch
fuckin furries
funny
>>729922431
Check em?
>>729922050
most newfags don't even have a reason to hate reddit, it's just become accepted that if you browse 4chan you have to hate reddit or else your not a real "oldfag" fuck off back to grade-school kiddo
>>729919078
So what's good then? I came to /b/ in like 09 for ylyl/Gore/wtf threads. You can only see the same image of a grill with asparagus is her ass/pussy so man times.
What do you suggest is posted here?
Do you think you may have just outgrown the board? I know I have
>>729922994
True but it takes like 5minutes to realize reddit is complete cancer so meh
>>729922616
Bro don't Bush meme. Here, or elsewhere. That's my shit. Mine.
>>729922431
Rolling for this
>>729920893
>>729920750
>>729920184
>>729919078
don't forget "/b/ sucks now" posts, those are fucking annoying
>>729923325
Kek can't even argue
>>729919078
u took a lot of time to type that up paco
I dunno. I like the porn and rekt threads and I've been here for years. Once moot got rid of the naming convention it sort of went downhill, I guess, but I still come every other day or so.
>>729919078
Nice
>>729923325
Faggot I just started this pasta Monday. Eat a dick.
>>729919078
>>729919078
someone make a Bingo thread I don't have a template
>>729923557
>>729919078
You realize the board is called random for a reason right?
>>729923685
Now you're talking.
Bingo.
Oldfags.
I see what you did there, and I only have one eye.
>>729923759
You realize if you stopped posting this retarded shit this thread would be kill by now, right?
>>729923914
>>729923930
I'm fappin tho
>>729923622
kok
you new or something?
>>729919078
>Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
When did this become a meme? How could anyone believe FEMALE dick is gay?
>>729923914
This
>>729919978
Nowadays when searching a problem, I add "reddit" as a term so I can get some actually useful results. Forums are generally shit because half the replies are:
>You posted in the wrong sub-sub-sub-forum!
>This was answered 8 years ago
>Oh yeah I have this problem too anyone solve it?
>Thanks I solved it but won't post the solution
My only gripe with reddit is that the users can be snobby (see above) and that they go off on these incredible tangents. For example. A user posts a solution and includes a pun. So they make a chain of 100 replies beating the fuck out of the pun, which means I have to search for substance a little more.
>>729924047
It's a feminine penis. That's why it's not gay.
>>729924563
Who has a folder full of this shit?
>>729920322
Killed it anon
Only cost you an hour of your life, whatever that's worth. Kek
>>729919078
THANK YOU!
>>729924881
You know who
Go eat my dick you faggot
Day after day your home life's a wreck
>>729925228
Proud of you anon. I'd Bush meme here, but you know...
>>729924119
nigga keep going