hi /b/! loli here offering to say anything you'd like

Can you say

"Fuck you Alex, I'm not a trap!"

>>729916066
Could you tell me your fetishes?

>>729916066
>sleep soundly tonight, anon!
anon has not been sleeping soundly recently

>>729916066
You sound cringe af

Lol, nice

can you say

"i am a huge faggot please rape my face"

Please call me a cuck and mention how you're going to fuck some taller, more dominant person.

Please read this.

Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that McNugget sauce Morty.

>>729916066
Try saying "I am a 13 year old and I have a 30 year old boyfriend!"

"Now that daddy isn't home, you can't put any more excuses, brother..."

>>729916252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y4zmXph202
>>729916263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17BAOzvCmHA
>>729916362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ynMWzzqE1E

>>729916760
this

Say:

"Your dick is deliciiiiiuuuusss! YUMM!"

>>729916893
thank you for your hard work, i will try to sleep better tonight.

>>729916893
holy shit i cringed so hard i feel like my soul left my body

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STOP MASTURBATING

>I want to suck on daddy's toes! Then his butthole, I just want to make him feel like god!

Are you the girl that made the "Tem shop" voice audio? It really sounds similar

>Robert-chan is my favorite Onii-chan

>>729916066
you sound like a fucking ugly ass bitch fuck you

>>729916066
"Hitler-sama did nothing wrong! "

>>729916494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wylqsrjpz8
>>729916538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AZ1d3rkfGQ
>>729916760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sNcmqzMjJi
2long sorry theres lotsa fuckups. my b anon.

>>729918145
terrible, absolutely terrible

your'e on your own op

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>>729918145
Thanks OP

>>729918145
terribly lewd! 10/10

Very good

>>729916854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xIM1JJFpJx
>>729916864
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I0qllpcl0s
>>729917161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ULOu8BOVww

>>729917183
please do!
>>729917221

good

>>729917406
nop

Say "Anon- youre SUCH a massive faggot, kill yourself!~"

Is this your channel?

https://www.youtube.com/user/Riix0x

>>729916066
Could you say, "Fuck off Ieuan, you sheepshagger"?

Ieuan is pronounced yigh-un

is this Riix0x?

Can you say

I love you Caleb.

It would be nice to hear someone say it once.

Please say the memer and then snort furiously for a couple seconds

>>729917303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L3wmbeirA0

>>729917444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nkj5AAq9x9

>>729917720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EzCbt5w6VH

>>729918888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WzOBN7aXVf

>>729919279
>>729919360
never heard of them, though i've gotten lots of "are you x" so idk who knows

>>729917510
o thanks /b/by

>>729919393
ahahaha holy shit youre pathetic

Hi OP, could you please say, "I love you Josef"

I want to piss of my lolicon friend

>>729919595
>i-it's for a friend
>no really guys

Say "please fill up my butt with your cum until I can't take anymore"

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>>729919578
I know

"Fuck you nava, im not a trap" yep i want it too

>>729919509
this

say rip me asunder bitch

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Mark I love you. Its ok when I dress like this when we have sex. I'm a boy!

>>729919694
I wish I had a way to prove it's true anon

>>729919310
"yigh-un" eh? here's hoping i did it right
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gDRWdXxsBT

>>729919393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JtniOszYKV

>>729919509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e7RHo9JUTQ

>>729919578
some people need love more than others :(

>>729919595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NcMPIIFvE6

>>729919695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BA82hRjHMz

>>729919814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YIbsOhReeX

>>729919745
>Brandon you fool, stop playing Cloud and Lucas so much you fucking asshole.

>>729920391
sorry replace asshole for faggot if possible.

>>729920360
You pronounced it perfectly, ty lolianon

Say: "I am a supporter of the ethnic Kekistanis"

>>729920171
This.

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OP is a guy

>>729920360
thanks for those memes

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>>729920360
Caleb here, thank you.

That meant more to me than you could ever know.

>>729919563
Arigatou

>>729920787
Anon if you want I can say hi to you but I'm a male hispanicfag.

If you need a friend I'm here for you.

Hey anon, could you read: "I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus"

Such a great Monty Python qoute must be read.

Please say this: Y'all stupid or something?

>>729916066
"I like to suck big black cock"

>>729920360
say "Jasper, please stop fondling me or I'll tell my dad"

>>729920360
Next to last one did it for me

say "OF COURSE I'M FUCKING MAD" as angered as you can get

>>729919903
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aJoBvUobG0

>>729920171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19XsvvfhEPl

>>729920391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRWM2ixrWH

>>729920538
yay! i'm glad!

>>729920575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y95ZfOJ5ff

>>729920670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blI3tp6GLv
:^)

>>729920787
If there was a way to be friends with you from /b/ I would do it but that would destroy the very essence of this shithole <3

>Aaaaalright, It's time to make fun of some LoliNEETs on the internet!

Would you kindly say, in your softest, most soothing voice,

"It's OK. I'm here. I'll always be right here. We can stay like this forever"

>>729916066

Hey OP, if you make a vocaroo for me, can my band use it on one of our songs?
If so, then...

>The power of grimdark compels you!

>>729921497
Thanks loli anon, if for some reason you are ever on Soc though I would be overjoyed to be friends with you :')

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can you please please plases say

oh yotn

>>729921806

Also, if it is ok, we'll credit you for it under whatever name you choose.

Could you say:

>Killer Queen, daisan no bakudan, BITES ZA DUSTO


https://youtu.be/7IIJfCBlLtw?t=3s like this.

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This is glorious, not even kidding. A bit curious if this is your real voice tho, and if you'd share that too.
Either way, say this for the glory of kek :
"Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks"

>>729922312
taste

>>729922450
this is evil anon

>>729922312
AW SHIT NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm not there yet y-y spoilerino fuckerino

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>>729922521
Love you too , boo ~

>>729921278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ySPA3T0pNf

>>729921361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jiqrW1bRs2

>>729921394
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nzZ0GdG65l

>>729921436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZfawIFVbGo

>>729921483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j6t4WqJrdi

>>729921520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QoOtPcgiZI

>>729921743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sWtMG56KnA

>>729921806
go ahead and use it for whatever you wand :D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1XsdnmA60

>>729921851
if you send a signal i will find you my dude

can u say "subscribe to aisha clanclan on youtube" ?

>>729922749
Thank you loli anon, thank you

>>729922749
My fwend Biggus Dickus thanks you

>>729916066
Say "stop it Sky I'm gonna cum" and moan

>>729917221
me too anon

>>729922749

*moan* Jasper stop, it's moe's turn now *moan*

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Can you please say:
Stir fry my ass fred-kun

Say:
"Tell her i want a hamburger, bitch!"

>Captain Falcon is, and always shall be the most sugoi fighter. Show me your moves!

>>729922749

OMG loli anon! Thank you!
The grimdark is definitely strong with you! My shitty band is called Graveside Breakfast. You can hit us up and we'll credit you however you want.

Seriously, I'm also working on a dating sim (don't hold your breath tho) and I'd actually want to have some real paying voice work done. If you are at all interested, we're not hard to find.

Thanks again!

>>729920321
if its real then you'll slit your wrist and post time stamp

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can you please say
>i was born a poor black child

My request is to see who is doing these recordings. Show yourself OP

>>729923951
>Doxx yourself so many pedophiles can find your direction and stalk you for the rest of your life or until you become old.

I know you already did this but could you say
" I love you Gabriel, I really do"
Just want to hear what it sounds like

Could you please say: "I bless thee with good RNG"?

ty anon

OP is a black girl. enjoy.

>>729924386
hot

>>729922060
i am too old to fully appreciate this meme but here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hNo5T8AOf7
warning ear rape

>>729922312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdB7zKktS0

>>729922450
too paranoid to use my real voice on a board here sorry! but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ScwgTo9wMm

>>729922813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eER8eZxloA

>>729922947
you're wewcome <3

>>729923033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1degzqmYTQQ

>>729923149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wYRKd3pbdA

>>729923161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mD2HlmWWBu

>>729923272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ka6t0kvrnc

>>729923305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BwjzEsg5M1

>>729923951
please see >>729924061

>>729924386
i am an 8 foot tall bara mixed asian/black man how dare you

>>729924386
>implying it changes anything

It would only turn me off if she was a ugly fat whale.

can you say "can our hanzo please switch, we don't need 4 DPS"

>>729916066
Can you say "Allahu akbar! Death to the Israeli parasite!" please?

>>729924531
holy shit anon this is genius

>>729924488
Thank you anon !
Now I can use it as a dumb joke

>>729924531
can you say "But I only main hanzo"

>>729916066
OP are you lilypichu?

>>729924488
Confirmed, anon is a black-asian trap. Reminds me of a succubus doujins I faped to like 3 minutes ago~ Oh well

>>729924775
OP. is. a. black. girl.

If you still wanna make some more since i already asked for one
Hit your desk 2 times and scream :
WOO WEE BABY BOY !!!

Oh senpai, fill me up with your Nico-Nico-niiiii

"Hey Luke, Your fat and you sex your sister"

>>729916066
plz say "Daniel you are a palm tree, you can't do that!"

"Falcon Punch! nyan~"

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>>729924488
>OP is actually delivering
I appreciate the fuck out of that.

OP please add me on signal
sgnl.link/1KpeYmF

could you say, "What's 16 minus 10, nigga?"

cheers lolianon

>>729922749
'It's ok' Anon here.
Sometimes... Sometimes ya just need a pretty, disembodied voice to help ya feel better.

Downloaded and thank you

>>729918145
Your doing gods work there.

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Could you read out "pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy, wen day is dark alway rember happy day"

bless you anon

>Johan you look like a faggot with your hair dyed like that. Also my onii-chan, robert is better than you at smash and he is also THE best villager.

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>>729925366

Could you say

Ricardo, you're such a small dick cunt


I wanna bother my friend by changing his ring tone with it

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Hi, could you say: "I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda."

>>729925463
top kek

>>729923670
no problem! and i may be interested, i'll keep you bookmarked just in case

>>729923916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A0trJnBxxa

>>729924135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OHmTBKczrq

>>729924241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11dZATSya3V

>>729924531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JKu0W4yPtH

>>729924566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hf4UoyQatZ

>>729924660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ocRbXeGFQC

>>729924775
if it makes you happy i'll say yes

>>729924798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o6ZChQjGNt

>>729924884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q3JcpL9TN9

>>729924914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VjXv4qeQQU

Say "Now that I've got you tied up. I'm gonna suck you dry."

>>729925156
OP please, I just wanna be friends ;_;

say "johnny stop being such a fucking faggot"

You suck at smash

>>729925967
pls say this OP

>>729916066
can you do some lewd moans so I can jerk off to them pl0x

If you're still having fun Anon:

Ass is running on cum vapors

>>729924386

Yeah? And...?

say: we don't care about life until it's ending, when we see the end we realize how precious life actually is, i wish all of you could experience death

>>729916066
nuh uh uh wait kyle im too young for this lets try oral

"Awwwwww, you failed again" in a sad voice. I want it for a game

>>729926293
Osu?

if so pass me the skin when you finish it, anon.

say:

"you will never have a loli girlfriend, hahaha, why even live?"

>>729926154
So... Um what's your point?

I'm not human, this is just a dream and soon i'll wake up. There was so much cold and blood froze all the time

>>729926502

What's yours?

say Connor will you please go out with me

>>729916066
op are you a girl or are you a faggot
choose wisely

Can you please say this.

50 years have passed, but I do not age. Time has lost it's effect on me. [Exhale deeply] Yet, the suffering continues. Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future. Hope is lost. Got to get back, back to the past. Samurai Jack.

>>729926420
Will post all over when finished

>>729926420
If this is the use bad idea. You'll be failing on purpose to hear it.

also obligatory haitai

>>729926639
I just don't see the point in telling anyone that OP is a black girl.

say:

>Cesar there is no need for Roberto-sama to date that bitch when he has me!

>>729922749
I'll have a thread up soon with the same pic you used OP, it will be on /soc/ Come find me if you want :)

>>729926639
Oops I replied to the wrong g post. My bad.

>>729926756
Can you send it to:

[email protected]

?


also I welcome any message from any random anon. (no cp pls)

>>729927004
why not just download the file and replace it yourself anon if OP delivers it?

>>729926293
>>729926420
DO IT
OSU!FAG REPORTING IN!

OP please say this, 'Onii-chan now that we're alone, you can do whatever you like to me, you can also tickle me there, will not take no for an answer Onii-chan!'

please loli say

"me wanty cocosuckie"

thank you

>>729926814
>>729926891

It's all good. We're on the same page.
The friendly fire wasn't fatal, so it's cool.

8-)

>>729927004
Saved the email, will send when done.

Since we are all osu fags here can you say:


>Awwww, better luck next time Robert-sama.
and
>Great job Robert-sama!!!!

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Seeing as there's other osufags here, could you read out: "wank wank dicks dicks cock. Regards, Dean."

Not to derail the thread but... Osu? Can I get a quick rundown, Bogdanoff-style?

Please say: Toleo weco chupa el pico

OP is being a fucking hero, that's beautiful.

>>729925043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LuV5BYGU14

>>729925086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DFOqUPHb9c

>>729925098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fZZt3YyzTd

>>729925156
if there's a way to hide your number on that i'd consider it, but i'm skeptical of security

>>729925173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O02E8CvNhC

>>729925253
I hope it helped! Everybody needs some comfort at times.

>>729925366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TPD10c1dBa

>>729925373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XNtP1wvEFM

>>729925435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o4dhe1SOhF

>>729925463
i altered the script by a few words for legitimacy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EFje9e7I2r

>>729925740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRYQHs2ogi

>>729925868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ARvD1kjkS

>>729925967
>>729926013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JEsNv72rxH

>>729926127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ncCTTBa78A

>>729926145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yK8myqvfJF

>>729926176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14wtCLmVXet

>>729927636
rhythm game where we click circles and get depression

Give it to me Neil, give it to me.

>>729927636
Fast sum of the game.
Kill many circles with your cursor. (At least the main mode)

>>729927636
>Click the circles.
>to the beat.

Can you say "Gas the kikes, Race war now" Thank you anon

do the pulp fiction nigger storage scene

J-Jacob we really shouldn't be doing this in the middle of the classroom (start moaning)

>>729916066
Can you please say -
"Reddes-chan i love your anime and manga collection, you make me feel so horny"

I assume this is a guy running his voice through some kind of filter.

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>>729916066
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I meditated to top of my class in the Black Seals of King Solomon, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cults n Goetian Rituals, and I have over 300 confirmed minions. I am trained in psychic warfare and I’m the top summoner in the entire Geotian forces. You are nothing to me but just another soul to consume. I will wipe you the fuck out with voodoo the likes of which has never been seen before on this realm, mark my fucking hexes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral Plane? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret cult of imps across the cosmos and your soul is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the netherstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking meat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven trillion ways, and that’s just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in geotian combat, but I have access to the entire majicks of King Solomon and the Goetia Magi and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this plane of existence, you little peasant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hellfire and brimstone all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Please say
Tenmetsu, i hope you burn in a fire
(As angry as you can if possible)

>>729928005
the table slam one would've been pitch shifted if it was. I'm believing it.

>>729927744
love you anon for saying all of this shit for me
Sayonara !

OP, you still here? grimdarkfag with one more request. Can you please say:

>This is how to slay an angel.

In a sort of sad voice? Like, a sort of resigned, maybe regretful kind of tone.

Can you its "Its not because i like you or anything baka"

>>729927744
>if there's a way to hide your number on that i'd consider it, but i'm skeptical of security
phone number is hidden by default, unless you add contacts using their phone number.

>>729928029
holy shhit OP. this. PLEASE

Say some type of things you'd see written in a Femdom Doujin.

>>729927744
Can you say...

"Sylveon, I'm addicted to your knot! Give me more fairy cum!" for me?

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>>729927636
>>729927442
I suck

I REALLY need you to say

"Joe likes touching little girls"

It be much appreciated.

OP i really appreaciate what you are doing, bless you OP, and i don't even care if you are a boy or a girl or even a child cuz i'm gonna fap to those moans either way

Can you please say
"Vanilla onichan cum in my ass UwU"

I just put my contact info in the other thread, thanks again loli anon! sorry for the slow reply

>>729928798
>other thread
????

yo say "gimmie your dick faggot"

can someone link the other thread?

You are wonderful! If you're still taking requests, I would die to hear this.

"Oh lex, I just want to lick the bottoms of your feet and suck each and every toe."

Please say
"Lopus riecht nach Senf *MOAN*"

Can you say you're a cute guy jacob I'd give you a hug anytime

OP is a black girl.
>black
>girl

No wonder this place went to shit.

>>729928688
how the fuck is she even supposed to pronounce "UwU"? fucking retarded

say "dinosaur dildos for sale. 2.99 a pop"

>>729929084
u w u

>>729929149
fair enough uwu

Can you say "I love Ricky's Fox Cock"

>>729929149
We'll when you're right you're right

OP is there a way I could contact you elsewhere? I'm making a game and was wondering if you could provide a few quotes

>>729916066
reminds me of someone I know IRL, but I get the feeling they wouldnt be on this site

>of course I could be wrong, so if you are who I think you are, what was the abridged series we tried to make in school?

"Dan, Tyler, and Alfonso, your taste in anime is shit"
Thanks OP!

can you pretty please say "can I please have some of that nigger cock sweet cream???"

>>729925156
>>729927744
>>729928280
please OP!

>>729929084
Bitch ass faggot gtfo this thread if you don't even know how to pronounce UwU

Say some really weird sexual shit to Taylor to freak him out, include his name.

>>729929715
Hi Taylor

>>729927744
please say "noot noot I'm gonna shoot shoot"

>>729929814
I'll second that

"ima firin' my lazer.... nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

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>>729916066
Say "no daddy I'm too young for that, your cock is too big to fit in my mouth!" And moan alot
PS: you're the best op to ever grace this website

OP left the thread, stop posting you faggots.

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>>729916066
Hi Enkidu!

Can I request a "sou nano ka"? Rumia style~

>>729930039
This

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

Hey, could u please say "manuel, ur a big fucking faggot" would make my day!

>>729927744
"Ah, the smell in the air is chicken shit."

"Go go go! Keep getting better!"

For a friend's recovery.

Can you make moaning/sucking sounds while sounding like you are getting your mouth fucked?

>>729930039
fuck off boba

>>729930312
this
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

OP is ded

>>729930654
The whole thing would be great but I thought it would be asking too much.

>>729930692
they did a lot. can't blame them.

loli say "tyler's a stupid autistic greek northfag and should be stoned for heresy!"

>>729930692
>>729931010
OP might just be recording. some hefty orders have been made
>>729928029
>>729930654

in the spirit of the holiday can you say
>four twenty blaze it

Read some of Keit-Ai

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>>729916066
Op do you have kik or snap?

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>>729916066
Yes please

i bet OP regrets doing this

>>729926293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vi6YCI1Tyk

>>729926427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ieDOTxTnS9

>>729926644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l68POlOtaD

>>729926681
yes

>>729926722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fkwyNGPQrO

>>729926855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OheA2RaElk

>>729927203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19nbUwhIz5O

>>729927252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13p7CFD6R4j

>>729927442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s8R8JzVBo6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K8hUZ0Ntu0

>>729927506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1epLbkKqEAV

>>729927645
i only speak english so heres hoping i did it right
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uWFa0oYLgT

>>729927711
thanks!

>>729927903
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DCezYG7z4g

>>729927955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZoGw98gBwF

>>729927961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lelEf3kocv


damn you guys are hard to keep up with PHEWWwwww

IT TOLD ME I USED TOO MANY LINES so here is part 2

i didnt abandon you, forgive me

>>729928005
>>729928159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XI7dQHoBsx

>>729928029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1846FhVVUgL
you typed Goetian and Geotian and I only read this once dont hurt me pls

>>729928149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1173UUVkvyF

>>729928187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZNwoT34Ep4

>>729928263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aey01wnV6n

>>729928280
hm, maybe then, i dunno

>>729928352
this is not my specialty, pls give script

>>729928398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kFiORBfKKU

>>729928515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pxTyq6UP29

>>729928550
glad to be of service!

>>729928688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11hNoATbbKO

>>729931763
>yes
so boy?

Say "incest is wrong" just to piss off /a/

>>729931883
papa bless

>>729931763
>>729931883
OP confirmed a god

Can you say "Fox cocks"

>>729931883
>hm, maybe then, i dunno
nigga my eyes are burning from being up all night and I gotta go to bed for a couple of hours before I have to wake up get to work again. this thread will die so please add me so we can chat like normal people sometimes

please OP I installed signal just for you

>>729929363
there is a /soc/ thread with the same image somebody made, leave shit there if you want i guess


also i plan to do everything from before this post, pls be patient with my slow ass

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>>729931883
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1846FhVVUgL
Muhahaha, Thank You!

Will finish osu skin now. We got whats needed weebs

op I have never loved a loli more >>729931883
>>729931763

>>729932597
>Will finish osu skin now. We got whats needed weebs
fucking @ me

>>729930039
>>729930654
these please loli sama!

>>729916066
jesus christ this is cringey. what the fuck is wrong with you, ya fuckin faggot?

>>729932597
Peppy would be proud

Can you say "holding hands with Riko"?

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OP say (in a very angry tone)

"FUCKING NORMIESSSS GET OUUUUUTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

please say "O-onii chan, just because i'm sucking your cock doesn't mean i hate you any less, baka!"

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>>729932911
Everyone else is having fun, you seem to be the outlier there friend-o

>>729928932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12oH1l4nf5z

>>729928998
idk anything but english forgive pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lss6d7Q1y

>>729929031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lT9Xy91EKM

>>729929148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ASAgg755T8

>>729929275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tQl4JvWdVJ

Are you Raspdere?

>>729933244
Thank you very much :) Wasn't that bad too

Say: "Why haven't you joined the loli master race yet, Robert?"

Op is best op

>>729916066
Say
*Hitler did nothing wrong smiley face."

>>729933481
nigger u wat

>>729933244
Thank you kindly uwu

>>729930549
Still hoping for this one

op can u say "i love u more mark"

Wait this isn't yogurt, you tricked me big brother.

God-OP

Can you please say

"Me so horny, me love you long time"

in a style similar to this actress in the following video. Try sound as Asian as possible, like as if you can't say the L sounds. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

I would love you for eternity if you can do it OP

can you please say: yeah boi in the most black person voice

for the Mercy main in me
>Heroes never die!
>My servants never die!
>Til Valhalla!
>Heroes never die...for a price

Please do "Loli Lou is best waifu , awoo"

You're doing such a nice work so far

>>729916066
Say : Brennan you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jXp7Li7bMD

>>729931883

grimdarkfag here again. Thank you again OP! You are doing the Lord's work!

>>729933123
>youre not autistic like the rest of us
yeah, im well aware.

Can you please say "hey whats up guys it's scarce here"

"Nate and Jake watch loli"

lo veis dioses del olimpo?! necesitais mas prueba que esta?! *angry af*

>>729916066
enkidu?

can you please say deus lo vult and thanks OP you are awesome

>>729916066
Say RYUU GA WAKA TEKI WO KURAU

>>729934069
>>729933821

>Harvey your puff is trash and you should consider killing yourself, you will never be able to beat best villager in your lifetime anyways, hah.

>>729934112
Oh damn nevermind

Hey, Deep fry, cum vapor and other shit-fag here
For a final, selfish request,
"Rotary engines are the fucking best 4 strokes fag stroke my huge futa cock !"

Omg pls say this for my friend..

Hi Jakob! I wanna be your loli!

can you say "good boy!" and "clench" like trigger words?

Please do "Joel? Joel? Did you download boobs again? Jooeel? Jooel? Heil Hitler"

pls say this
>Andrew, the "bitches" will never come... Not for you at least hehe

If you feel like it OP...

What in Ragnar’s name did you just fucking say about me, you little Englishman? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dorestad Axe Throwing Academy. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Saxon land and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in pillaging and I am the top axe thrower in the king’s shieldwall. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will murder you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before on the northlands, mark my fucking runes. You think you can get away with saying shit like that to me over the internet? Think again Englishman. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Huscarls across Wessex and your fiefs are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing your call your kingdom. You’re fucking dead, horse-user. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my beard. Not only am I extensively trained in facial combat, but I have access to the entire Nord armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of midgard, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot! I will shit throwing weapons all over you and you will drown in them. You are fucking dead, kiddo. I will drink from your skull!

>>729916066
"happy 22th birthday anon you are not alone anymore im here with you everything will be ok"

please say it like you were my friend

maybe say something like

"Hi daddy"

>>729916066
Please say
"Get on my knees and suck this tendy."

"miclo u are the best player , i love u"

Could you say "Thomas is a god damn Troglodyte!"

Please say
"Paige why do you have shit memes"

submitting in smaller batches, its easier

>>729929369
I don't think it was me anon, I'm sorry ;_;

>>729929373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u96uwHLqq3

>>729929440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BT829TTT0k

>>729929814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1josPHB8QWI

>>729930039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qehGBzseeC

>>729930184
aw thanks anon! <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MSs8oZShYR

>>729930207
i do not understand anything you said but here you go <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CN2696aRa0

>>729930312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XRA4tpaIqb

>>729930454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zNC3hITmpJ

>>729930468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pLUauE7Mtm

>>729930544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hIskhvOzZq

>>729930549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oISJEC6Zeg

New thread?...
Please...>>729934799

>>729934703
Roll please do this op

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Say "Allahu Akbar Senpai"

>>729931883
Say "I want you to ejaculate again and again and again and again until your testicles are completely empty. I'll make you feel really good and squeeze out all of your semen, so just keep quiet, ok? <3"

>>729916066
Ya'll mind if I request this
>*flops beside u and notices ur bulge* OwO what's this? x3

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can you try saying something in a normal voice? kind of like how you would talk to a friend in a normal conersation.

>>729935010
already did

Can you say "Bring back loli-loving Jerry, not cock-sucker Gerardo."

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>>729916066
Happy Birthday Hitler!
Gift of OC Music and video

https://youtu.be/5oHLu6HkDHY

>>729935070
Kys

Say sleep tight don't let the lolis bite

>>729934799

Well, that last one did it. Im a fucking mess

>>729934799
Do you have a website or anything we can go to to hear more of you?

Say: "Takepyon, Takepyon, Takepyon-pyon!"

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>>729934799
Close enough :)
Thanks Enkidu!

>>729935070
Kys

https://youtu.be/Tnw1SiKjiS0 LOCATED

OP make a page where we can hear more of you being qt

>>729934851>>729931360
uuuuh sure ahaha, is this one due to die soon? (feel free to make one and redirect from here, i'm tryna keep up w requests)

>>729931582
link me?

>>729935724
>>729935307
uhhh i guess i could make one?? where even is appropriate for this shit?

(currently uploading to vocaroo to make a post dont mind me)

>>729935687
Not the same one faggot