Hello there /b/.
Found a (mostly) intact dead rabbit outside, trips decides what i do with the corpse.
kiss it.
eat it.
raw.
bury it you sick fuck
sacrifice it to Satan.
fuck it
>>729911463
this
Buy a big python and feed it to him
>post it too you little bitch
>>729910792
Post proof and space program that bitch
>>729911883
Fuck 5 off
Feed it to your cousin
put in a boiling pot of water
>>729910792
call police say you think its a aborted fetus
>>729911883
the proof is on my phone.
>>729911999
Oh shit!
>>729911999
Winrar
>>729911999
Trips commands it
put your dick in it
>>729911999
>>729911999
kk Winrar, you want me to call police and say i think it is an aborted fetus?
I feel like that will get me in trouble with the police.
It definitely looks like a rabbit, i dont think they will buy it.
I'm in Canada.
>>729911999
LMFAO the best answer is also trips such win
>>729911999
FUCK IT
eat it anon, Allah wills it
>>729911999
holy shit, op deliver or you are a nigger faggot
OP here.
There is a tree-line nearby the dead rabbit.
I will get a camera and record the event from the treeline, police HQ is just down the block from there so i could ask in person.
I don't know how to upload video because i'm a retard. I will see if i can open a drop-box later and let you guys see.
Watch Space jam with it
And post proof
>>729912501
problem is i dont know how to post webm's and stuff like that.
please tell me how and i will provide the proof under the alias: Jack
>>729912617
i can start a discord?
>>729912843
sure.
I still dont know how i'm going to do this.
Likely i could record on my phone, but then i dont know how to unpload to laptop afterwards.
>>729912843
here is dead rabbit (and my shadow).
I will next upload a test video as a .mov and if that works then i will tuck it in my plad shirt and talk with an officer about the "dead fetus"
>>729913003
email it or upload straight to youtube lmao ill keep this thread alive for now
>>729913404
>>729913553
youtube seems like a viable option.
I will do that.
Look for the tag "aborted baby rabbait"
see you later faggot.
I will deliver.
>>729913869
im eager af got a link to your you tube channel?
rip op
>>729910792
a corpse is human, youre obviously an idiot and meant to say carcass
>>729915391
lol
>>729911999
fuck the rabbit until they arrive
>>729916112
second
updates plz
>>729910792
cook it and eat it, of course.
>>729911999
This wins, and not just for the trips.
op
>>729918024
Op is big time cock sucker
>>729918102
i believe he will deliver
tfw you think OP actually gonna call cops
>>729918137
your a beta cuck, fag
>>729919444
nice get fam
op wont deliver
sure its funny when you say something like do a blood transfer with the dead body and get digits but if you want op to actually do it come up with something doable. fucking retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw1yJk-KAvE&lc=z13ribxjzq2wx5hdq23ged5y0x2dcnxte.1492712447081586
>>729920134
i was excited
Fuck, same here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>729920648
i listened to it all ngl
>>729912188
>I'm in Canada.
Just say sorry and wear a name tag with the name of your carer and his phone number
OP here. I just trolled you all. As if you'd think I'd call the cops?!
Next dubs decides.
Make it something doable.
Pump helium into it and make it float away and/or explode.
Alt: Attach it to as many balloons as you need to make it fly and hope it lands in a neighbours garden or through the sunroof of an unsuspecting car.
>>729921737
Eat it and choke on it until you die
>>729910792
I decay my BFF Jill
>>729921740
reroll