ITT: Its 1999 at Columbine HS and we are students. Trips and

Give me your lunch money fag

>>729902178
hey you guys want so smoke weed

Anyone finish the math homework? My parents are gonna kill me if fail!

>>729902392
i did the anwser is 420 lol jk ill give it to you

>>729902178
Wow guys I totally failed that math test. Someone kill me before my parents see.

>>729902178
hey you know what would be crazy if someone had guns in our school

>>729902383
no faggot

If Becky brakes up with me I will fucking die

>>729902178

this is gay

>>729902178
rolling

>>729902507
Eric: ill do it let me just go to my car real quick

>>729902178
Im gonna bring my fedora with my katanas hidden under my trench coat

>>729902557
heard about what was going on between you to.
sorry man

>>729902178
Where all the niggers at?

I'm gonna study in the Commons for a bit

>>729902178

Satan wills it.

Roll...under the desk

>>729902528
no one will bring guns
people owning guns are checked thoroughly and are not mass murderers

>>729902178
Don't you just love Natalie Merchant?

>>729902178
I hate history

>>729902178
MY son Jaquan is getting white pussy

hello

>>729902178

Go to heavenly trips

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>>729902556

We like being alive o we like being

Hey guys, what's up?

Hello

I sure hate that rachel bitch

>>729902560
That's not a nice word i'm reporting you to the dean

I wish i had a gun

dude this roleplaying makes me sick

>>729902811
What u say about my girl Rachel trench coat faggot?

Fuck these bullies

>>729902178
What's up, young Rebel?

And then I called that Dylan need a fag. Funny right?

Im gonna finally ask out Sucy,wish me luck!

>>729902178
SHIT, dude, I think Aaron JUST got busted for selling MDMA to freshmen.
Hopefully that poor bastard gets killed before he faces the consequences.

>>729902690
>You roll right into a nice, big, steamy pile of shit

Obama did Sandy Hook

Yeet

>>729902862
I'll make u sick, with my aids crusted asshole. Now get over here and fuck me raw football boy.

none of you understand why i cut myself

>>729902868
Nigga fuck you i said ill blast with this sawn off shottie

you ever get that feeling like your school is about to get shot up?

>>729902923
GAhaaahaah, yeah man.
Some fucker in a trench coat, right/

>>729902998
Pretty sure there are no Niggers in Colorado around this time. Let's be true to the setting please.

>>729902918
Women are nothing but trouble brother you're better off sticking with us guys

>>729902998
Fuck me

>>729902993
Go away, emo whore.
Try LSD if you wanna feel happy.
Fat bitch.

>>729902918
Who spells Susie like that dumb nigga.

finally something interesting in my life

>>729903010
that would be ridiculous, haha

>>729903068
One of the kids killed was black you ignorant fucking cunt

>>729902993
fegit

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hey gais i'm the new black guy in schoo

222 get

Hey, have you played that weird kid's DOOM level? Made me feel uncomfortable.

>Dylan
"Do you believe in God?"

>>729903178
Sure he was you MSM drone.

i think ill spare everyone today

>>729902998
WOAH! Lets chill it. One more step and someone could get hurt

>>729903248
kys fag

>>729903216
Ayo hol up

>>729903281
I belive in a thing called love.

>>729903216
What's up?
You see that retard over there?
Yeahhhhh, Aaron.
He got busted for selling shit.
Don't buy his pills when or if he gets out either.
Probably cut with drain cleaner.

>>729903109
faggots like you should be burning in hell , you all will die soon

Guys, don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.

What a wonderful day, what could go wrong

I loved your work Dylan and Eric

>>729903350
Aww, come on, Eric.
Wanna steal your dad's TEC-9, just use it on yourself.
Psycho clown fucker.

reroll

>>729902178
https://discord.gg/k3mgn8b

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

shut the fuck up faggit before I rape your mom>>729903433

>>729903437
*Teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid.

>Dylan
"This is what we've always wanted to do. It's awesome!"

rickroll

>>729903306
I am death faggot fuck you. This hipoint 9mm carbine can fuck you up

Come on!

555

What is for lunch? I didnt see the menu for today.

:)

sometimes ii eat the mice that live in my mom's bacement

It's too bad columbine wasnt full of rapefugees. Shooters could have been heroes.

>>729903557
Lead

>>729903557
Then get up, fuckfag.

Let's do it

>>729903554
God has spared us

>>729903507
Y-Yeah? Well I fucked your dad!

GO

Roll call

who likes to play hide and seek?

>>729903554
feelsBadMan

>>729903554
Ah SHIEEET

>>729903554
Oh fuck man.


Alright meet at the park to gear up, VoDKa

>>729903616
*brass

I hate this school

Kill me

my mom called me a faggit

>>729902178
Don't shooot ME!!!

>>729903658
Well this is my dad >>729902963

Why would anyone shoot up our high school??? ;)

>>729903695
Got it

>>729902178
rell

Has anyone played Eric and dylans doom maps? Their so shit! why do they bother!

its all over now, good bye im going to make a new life in toronto

>>729903744
Pls spare me.

Shit, you people are fucking wild monkeys.
I think I'm leaving class.

>>729903622

Fuck you. I got ISS.

If everyone here died I wouldn't mind

>>729903695
It's weird know you'll be dead in 45 minutes. Lets do it Reb

Rolling for this

man I always hateed get class.. i never get the get

Lulz

>>729903744
shooting? why would there be shooting here?

I want to die!

>>729903815
Give me your homework to copy before you leave, I can meet you in the library after class

its over

>>729903345
yoo that song isnt out yet

>>729903885
BATTLE TOADS

Hey Jennie, wanna be my date to prom?

421

>Tony
"Oh. Hai, Mark!"

>>729903900
Alright, Justin.
Here.

>>729903885
>85 ▶
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888

>>729903849
Okay vodka. Theres that rachel cunt. Godley little whore

>>729903944
oh danny...

Roll. Plz dont come :(

Isn't that new math teacher smoking hot?

>>729903910
I'm a time travel here to watch the show is all.

i don't want to live any longer

Lololol

hey hey hey

Shit is about to go down

>>729904004
Aw hell naw, she smokin crack man

Rell

>>729904052
I know man that lunch is killing me.

>>729903978
Who should take the first shot? I will.

Time for 6th period

>>729903511
teleporting isnt real fag go back to your shitty pc games

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>Dylan

>>729904052
How the fuck do you know?


-Evan

>>729904052
what shit> i want to party man too!

Fuck this. I am going home.

>>729904111
HABBEENNNNING

>>729904111
Aawwwwwwww shit

>>729904111
Knew I should have skipped school today

>>729904131
Yeah bro, I'm leaving this fucking-

>>729904111
Noice

>>729904111
Ohhhhhh Neptune

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trips, you say?

>>729904111
what's that?

999

i fell sick im gonna call my parents to pick my up

>>729904111
Cunt

>>729904111
IT'S GOING DOWN

>>729904183
too late to the party and did not bring cake

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>>729904111

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>729904189
Rip not even close

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>>729904111
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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>>729904111

OH SHIT I HEARD A BOMB

i dunno jenny.. i just got a feeling something bad is gonna happen today

BOOOOM - jk iz allahuakbar

>>729903755
Oh yeah? Well I know your dad fucks in you the shower, I heard so from Johnny! Haha, fag!

AUGHGHGH...I hear fucking guns....agghh...
I think I'm dying, man..
Maybe if I just left class and didn't be a n-..
I CAN STILL RU- -gunshot--

333 maybe?

ooooh lala

>>729904131
Cause this

>>729904111

>>729904111
If dubs I kill you

>>729902695
No they can't bring guns here. This is a gun free zone.

>>729904111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvfc15_UWXk

this thread is dissapont, im just gonna off myseld guys see ya

This school fucking sucks all the kids here are weirdos I wish someone would just fucking kill me

GET TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY

>>729904285
Fucks me?

>>729902178
hate to break it to you guis but school prob just got out

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reckoning is almost upon us

>Eric
"Where's the little nigger?!"

>>729904356
no, that's where theyu're gonna kill themselves

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>>729904313
NIGGER THEYS BITCHES WID GUUUNS OVA DEER

Quads

ARE THOSE FIRECRACKERS OR GUNSHOTS GUYS

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>>729902178
Happy Anniversary, op.

>>729904404
"HAUGHHh..It's Evan....man...I never called you a faggot, or psycho retard, or bi-fi.....he's.....lib....rrr...."

This is the day I've been waiting for

>>729902936
Hey man you're pretty cool. .go home and don't come back to school

Pop pop.

GO TO THE LIBRARY CUNTS

>>729904359
Y-Yeah! He said so! Right in your asshole! He wasn't lying, was he?

>>729904111
>Watching tv at home sick
"wow, good thing i stayed home today. I always knew there was something off about those fags"

TIMES UP LETS DO THIS

When you skipped school

>>729904496
im under the table nice and comfy

QUICK EVERYONE GET IN

>>729903658
Jokes on you! My dad fucked me first!!!
Hahaha enjoy your sloppy seconds

>>729904607
"did...did you ever call dylan a faggot....if so........you're....done...sonnnnnnnn.................."

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>>729904656
pic

Holy Fuck they just mowed down Rachel Scott outside. They aren't bull shitting!!!!!!!

>Police outside the school
"Is that gunfire or some prank?"

>Partner
"Probably just fireworks."

>Dispatch
"Yeah. Third time this month the fire alarm has been pulled."

>Sips coffee
>Bites donut

>Partner
"I'll check it out in a minute."

Hey guys where are Dylan and Eric? The're late to school...

>>729904831
Not anymore

>>729904111
AAAAAAAA

>>729904752
Imma sneak out and fuck her dead body, wish me luck

>>729905021
Good luck

"I may die, but first, you...my tyrant and tormentor..."

>>729904111
SPARE ME PLEASE

Is that fireworks?

Don't kill me I'm a virgin

111

>>729905058
No

Hey guys I had a dentist appointment and just got to school did I miss anything?

is it okay to be gay in 1999

>>729904111
SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!

>>729902178
Anyone can fuck me friday

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>>729903286

>>729905123
Yeah well fuck you dumb Niggers, you were always a bunch of cock suckers and that's all you'll ever amount to.

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>Bathroom

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Judgment day faggots

>Eric
"Trenchcoat Mafia 4Ever"

>Dylan
"This is exciting, isn't it?"

>Eric
"Yeah. I feel tingly all over. I even got a little chub."

>Dylan
"I'll say! But little? Aren't you selling yourself short, Reb?"

"It looks perfect to me."

>>729904111
RUUN NIGGAS!!!

I had a dream that Donald Trump was the president.

>Eric
"Dylan! We're in the middle of a school massacre now. Focus!"

hey guy- oh. ill just see myself out

>>729902178
Roll

>Eric (shyly):

Well why don't you take a closer look?

>Dylan
"I'm focused on that rock hard dick you got there. Come here, Reb!"

>>729906130
Lurk More

>Eric
"I...I...I've never kissed anyone before."

>Dylan
"Neither have I."

Im not living throught you two being gay
Fucking kill me

>Police burst into Library
"Oh my God! I can't believe this! It's horrible!"
"There's these fags kissing in the Library!"

>Cop vomits
>Cop leaves

Ok fuck you guys
>grabs gun and shoots self

>Eric
"Only one thing left to do."

>Raises gun towards Dylan

>Dylan

"Reb?"

I cant wait for my best friend Eric to come to school! He said he had a surprise and he's late!

>>729904111
Gosh darn it, those rowdy kids always causing trouble. I knew I shoulda worn a blue hat today

>>729902178
Who's all coming to anime club?

>>729902178
who cares they sucked at it anyway

>>729904111
I knew I shoulda worn a blue hat today

>>729904111
FUCK

Well......this thread died faster than Columbine Students on April 20th 1999

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>>729904111

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>>729908000
I'm sorry /b/ros

>>729904111
>>729908000
1's and 0's

Looks like we found Dylan and Eric

>>729904111
>>729908000
hey guys, whats that your carrying under your coats?

>>729908000
>>729908096
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

Roller Derby

>>729904110
any columbiners celebrating today?