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Gimme your totally honest thoughts on this girl's body.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Gimme your totally honest thoughts on this girl's body. i will post more as requested for your evaluation. scale of 1-10, what turns you on and off?
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Minus fucking 4
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Hot, I'd jump on it. 8/10
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10/10 Pussy is pussy and I like pussy.
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Probably late 30s early 40s. I bet her name is Julie or something like that. Single mom. Strange liberal and spiritual believes and holds on to her teen years through her musical tastes. Her son is spoiled and takes precedent over all other things in her life and is the main reason now she jumps from man to man. The father is completely out of the picture.
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I'd fuck her in a second
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It's a meh... If she's any good in the sack that gives some points.

Usually the not so good looking ones tend to be more proficient in the sack because they feel they need to make up for it.
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That's some serious bush in her arm pits. 6/10
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>>729890875
no kids, mid thirties
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Comfy/10
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>>729890435
disgusting.
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>>729890882
*she does need to do some landscaping though, it's not the 80's
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>>729890875
So the father is black.
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OP here, let me know what else you need to see to make an assessment (and yes, she has hairy pits
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>>729891059
Face and doody hole.
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>>729890435
You have moar? Ass for science?
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>>729891059
I've seen too much already. It would be cool if you would delete the thread and never post pics of her again.
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>>729891011
>not the 1780s
ftfy
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here's the ass and asshole. be totally blunt about what you like or don't like
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>>729891301
OP, please do not listen to this gay citizen.
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>>729891482
is it you?
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ass
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>>729891482
I would seriously grab those hips and last a few thrusts before exploding. Need a face to see to make sure.
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>>729890435
need a face pic before i can fully assess the situation
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>>729890435
I like her bush and body shape, would fuck hard in both holes and lick her hairy armpits.

Also show more of her armpits please.
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Would her name be Linda?
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frontal
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>>729891588
eww. Tell her to do some squats or something
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>>729890435
American beauty.
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>>729890435

For a Milf 3.5/10 Body is not the worst, but i think she has a nice face
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>>729891889
Her hairy pits please anon
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>>729891588
Sexy...
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>>729891889
Now face
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>>729891482
Oh I am definitely interested in thrusting my love piston in and out of her until she milks every last drop of semen from my balls.
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>>729890435
>old
>fat
>cellulite
>greasy
2/10
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>>729892200
Checked.
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hairy armpits
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>>729890435
id use her for a slam pig. thats about it. if she doesnt like it, theres the door.
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huge bush, right after squirting
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>>729890435

Average mom bod. I would give 6/10 without seeing the face. (could go up or down)

She has nice enough tits and hips. Needs to wax the bush.
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not bad, actually - obviously a little older but still has shape.

young anons take a look at this and remember it. this will very likely be a better version of who you're with (regardless of what she looks like right now) when you hit 40.
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>>729892315
Fucking sexy I wish I could fuck a mature hairy slut like this. If you have more of those armpits please don't hesitate posting!
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>>729892464
got any videos of her squirting?
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>>729891588

Ass made for caning.

Thank you for sharing.
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how do i post vid over 2mb?
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>>729892984
get a 4chan gold account
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>>729892984

eroshare
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>>729892984

Eroshare, quick and easy
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>>729890435
Meh....

turn offs:
- overweight
- saggy tits

turn ons:
+ nice bush

3.5 / 10 overall.
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sitting and spreading for you to eat
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>>729890435

My wife has the same body. Sucks.
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>>729893333
nice quads lmao
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post a pic of your wife
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>>729890435
>>729891482
>>729891588
>>729891889
>>729892315
>>729892464
>>729893251

Same as you were told on /r/, stop posting cropped pics if you want your cuck fantasy fed properly
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>>729893333
quads of super truth

my wife has the same body as well. Its what 3 pregnancies does to a body.

So since I see this every day, I'll pass. I already know she bitches too much, but is down to fuck first thing in the morning before the kids are up.
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barf even worse than my wifes body that I only touch when I am half awake.
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>>729893251
bitch looks like a lobster
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>>729892984
Use Eroshare.com please!! I need videos of this slut.
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>>729893251
Looks like a normal real woman... I like that...
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>>729893770

/Agree
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slamming her pussy with a 9inch dildo
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>>729894365
please consider eroshare anon, we need videos
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>>729891482
I'm in love with her holes! Gonna fap to her.
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>>729893625

ok there Adonis

tell us about all the hot bitches at your work that line up to suck your dick
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>>729893625
can I have your wife?
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Is there any more? She is so hot.
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>>729893625
Can you do your wife a favor and let her fuck other men? Jesus you're a loser.
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Her chin ....
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humping a dildo. https://eroshare.com/2hqtt9a4
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>>729895085
What a horny slut. Any vids of her taking in the ass?
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>>729895085
Love it! Fucking saved!
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>>729891884
You're an idiot.
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>>729895085
bump. I need moar.
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>>729895085
Post more ass.
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>>729895666
Satan checked
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>>729895730
I don't care.
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>>729890435
I wish I was willing enough to fuck that, but I just.. Eww.

And I'm no looker either, just not.. "desperate" enough I guess?

I'm 26 and still a virginfag and I'd rather stay one if women like THAT are my only option (I'm pretty goddamn sure they are at this point).

I just- I don't even wanna, you know?

It's sad, but I can't fucking get over it.
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>>729892315
Id hit it, love big areolas
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>>729895887

>I'm 26 and still a virginfag

Something tells me you're not exactly a catch, yourself.

Stop worrying so much about looks and learn that performance is where it's really at.

OP is lucky to have a woman who is still into it.
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>>729895887
Found the mentally underdeveloped pedotard.
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here she is squirting! https://eroshare.com/w4oztvbo
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3/10 can't say I haven't done chicks like her though.
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>>729890435

Fat in all the wrong places and an unkempt bush.

>>729891482
gross pussy

>>729891588
somehow fucking manages to be both hank hill and cottage cheese. Bravo.

>>729891889
>>729892315
>>729892464
>>729893251
>>729894365
stop, this is fucking awful
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>>729896061
Insecurity: The Person
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>>729895986
>Something tells me you're not exactly a catch, yourself.

Eh, I'm like autistic or some shit.

Even if someone WAS interested in me, I wouldn't know it.
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>>729896170
>Gimme your totally honest thoughts on this girl's body
>gets butthurt at honest thoughts

Nice projecting buddy.
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>>729890435
She is curvy with hooters and bush, i could do her. On the other hand i looked over my porn and goddamn i got everything, supermodels, blacks, asians, fat, thin, no bush, big bush.

So i guess anything works with me, the only thing that i always turns me on is green eyes and normal to athletic women.
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>>729890435
yuk
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>>729896054
Thanks for sharing these anon, we need more!! And longer ones please.
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>>729896054
She's a keeper...
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>>729896211

No, no, autism isn't the problem here. They're not interested, just trust me on this.
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this is the OP--I welcome both positive and negative comments. i like it when guys find her hot and love hearing guys degrade her too.
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>>729890435
Shave the hair down there and lose a bit of weight and you'd probably be really hot. Seriously put in some effort on a tredmil it'll be worth it.
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>>729896224
How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
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>>729896377
Yeah pal, whatever you say.

Enjoy your literal bottom of the barrel trailer trash.

Go forth and multiply the meek etc. etc.
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>>729896402

Agree, a trim of that bush (not too much though!) and juuust a bit of tightening up and she'd be perfect.
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>>729895085
Fuck yes! Gonna cum to this pig.
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>>729896502

>Go forth and multiply the meek etc. etc.

Your parents already have.
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>>729896502

tell us more about the top tier pussy you're enjoying
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>>729896551
You're a shit tier troll that obviously thinks he's "trulling me suh hard".

This is the last (You) you're getting from me.
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>>729896411
>no response to getting called out for being retarded
>better use a buzzword response
Fuck off.

Believe me, I'm the first to job on idiots that post the
>hur 2/10 bony elbows wouldn't bang
but you can't actually think that this is universally acceptable. She has armpit hair for fuck sake.
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>>729896402
>>729896512
I disagree, the bush is a huge part of her appeal, I wouldn't even let her touch that. It needs to be nice and natural.
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>>729896054
moar

and ignore the shitposters, she's fucking hot
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>>729890435
>>729891482
>>729891588
>>729891889
>>729892315
>>729893251
>>729894365
>>729895085

Honestly?

She makes me hard.

Would be fun to slap around and then control-fuck. Face would count for alot though, cute? Older? Hot? Whatever.
The body is good, but its how she fucks that truely matters.

I may tribute if you give up some face shots.
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>>729896411
>>729896170
>t. desperate virgin
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>>729896673

no, actually I'm just tossing out shit talk while I enjoy this root beer float after lunch.

you're just funny, is all.
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>>729896609
>Being so obsessed with getting your dick wet that you'd literally fuck anything with a pulse

I just don't get it.

Maybe it's preference.

Maybe it's just preference.Sex don't mean shit to me.
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>>729890984

Body is pretty beat for that age.
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taking a huge load on her chest and tummy--she had my balls in a vise grip here!
https://eroshare.com/vcd4fjig
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>>729896782
I know. You ain't trickin' me niggah.
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>>729896677
You're boring as shit.
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>>729896816

Ah, I see - you're "saving yourself".
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>>729896859
Mmm cum all over her! Good little piggy.
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>>729896859
Not bad, need face.
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>>729896866
And you're desperate as fuck.
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>>729896973
>>729896866

now kith
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>>729896905
>saving yourself

Nah, I'm not like that. I don't really care anymore, I just wouldn't go to the trouble to obtain this.

I'd really rather jerk off.
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>>729896859
any of her sucking your cock
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>>729890435
very nice, dat pooch plus tits!
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>>729896859

goddamn, she's all into it, she's a keeper anon!!
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>>729896677
>>729896736
>>729896973
I really touched a nerve with you.
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>>729897128

Um. That's called a gut. A "pooch" isn't a thing.
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>>729897063
To loli threads.
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>>729897247
Occasionally, sometimes beast shit too, so what?

Fuckin' sue me.
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>>729896859
mooooaaaarrr
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taking a fist and squirting https://eroshare.com/wzfa548b

and assholes arguing--take it elsewhere
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>>729897355
>and assholes arguing--take it elsewhere

No. fuk u
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>>729897355

This is great, anon, you're a lucky man.
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>>729897178
>be nerd virgin
>open a thread where OP openly asks for feedback
>get so offended at the thought of someone with standards questing a fucking beater mid 30's lumpy fat whore with 0 hygiene that you project

>lol looks like I touched a nerve :^)

wew lad, you're embarrassing yourself at this point.
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>>729897331
LMAO fuckin' future child diddler. End yourself now.
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>>729897178
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>>729896054
Trim the bush shave the pits and I'd slam her all day everyday
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>>729897355
hot. such a submissive little slut!!
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>>729897478
You're so angry. Take a deep breath and chill out.
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>>729897645
>literally resorts to 'lol u mad'

Embarrassing. Stop posting.
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her clit is tiny
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5. Would be 6 if she trimmed a bit. Maybe 7 if she dresses nice.
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>>729897568
No. She needs to keep that sexy hair or she would look as boring as everyone else.
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>>729897683
I don't feel embarrassed. Are you okay?
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>>729897645
see, you keep saying shit all thread like
>virgin
>insecure
>mad
and none of that makes any fucking sense, considering I bang a chick older than this one (37) who doesn't look like a fucking sack of potatoes.
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>>729890435
5/10 but I'd pound the shit out of it.
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>>729897355
Love the sounds of her wet pussy. I just wish she would oink while getting pounded.
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>>729897782
>lol, I'm totally indifferent guize

Keep pining after train wrecks retard.
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>>729897722
would definitely cum on that sexy bush

got more closeup shots like that? also of her armpits please.
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>>729891482
That view is damn near perfect. 9/10 would fuck either hole
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>>729897863
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>>729897900
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>>729897946
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>>729891482
I'm going to be honest, I'm a big fan of "slam piggies"......but this piggy is wrong in every possible way.....fuck man, just god damn; I'm not exaggerating, I'm literally sick to my stomach
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>>729897480
Stay mad, fggt.
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>>729897819
How many times do you need to reply to the same post? Calm down. You're gonna give yourself a heart attack.
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>>729890435

Don't like hairy armpits and pussy, much better shaved.
In the end, her tits and pussy are nice but need some work at gym. Would fuck.
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>>729897946
She got no curves at all, sorry dude but the OP woman is way hotter. Your gf doesn't even have a natural bush.
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>>729898020

>u mad
(you)
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>>729898055
>you
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>>729897900
>>729897946
Chicken legs + No ass/10
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>>729893770
>normal woman
Even my girl doesn't have that many folds.and he fat af.
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>>729898055

That isn't a bush; it's a fucking hedge.
And neither of them have curves.

One is a board and the other is a blob.
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>>729897819

not bad but you sure that's actually her?

hands look older than 37
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tits are ok, stomach is vile but still would snuggle, looks like she'd be good momma, nice wellkempt head hair, needs to lose some chub and sort her fucking disgusting body hair out :^)
meh/10
rustled me enough to get a reply
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>>729898264
So what's your point? I love a big bush. The bigger the better.
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>>729894365
Surely I can't be the only one clearly seeing homer simpson
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lol at all the anons saying she has a giant bush

y'all don't know giant bush.
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>>729897819
no one cares about you
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Don't care about the armpit hair but the bush needs to be trimmed before I'd even consider putting my mouth near it.

If I'm eating a chick out I want pussy in my mouth, not fucking hair. I don't care how much of a feminazi shithead you are.
I trim mine, you trim yours, end of story.
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>>729898300
She's a smoker, so the hands are probably more pronounced.
And yeah, I know the age, because she's a long time friend of my mom.

>>729898169
The point
>
>
Your head

Never said this chick was the pinnacle of attraction, but she's sure as shit better than the hairy blob.
Thick is great, but you need the fat in the right places.
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>>729898379
Nothing wrong with liking big bush. But you can still maintain that shit and not let it get overgrown and shitty.

And you are a complete faggot if you like armpit hair.
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I have an honest question.

Why would you post nude photos of the woman your with/dating for others to critique?

What compels you to do this?
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>>729898550
>before I'd even consider putting my mouth near it.
You don't even know her and you're talking about putting your mouth near it. I think we've spotted a virgin here.
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>>729898448
>samefagging to whiteknight a trashed 35 YO blob
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>>729897946
Is that your grandma?
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>>729890435
Does she know you show her off?
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>>729898706
>But you can still maintain that shit and not let it get overgrown and shitty.
I happen to hate the 'maintained' look. I love it when the bush gets so big it's already trying to escape the panties from the sides.... hnnnnggg

>And you are a complete faggot if you like armpit hair.
That's like just your opinion man.
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>>729898908
>I happen to hate the 'maintained' look. I love it when the bush gets so big it's already trying to escape the panties from the sides.... hnnnnggg

Jesus, are they at least allowed to wash it.
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she knows and loves it. we get off reading the comments.
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>>729890435
I like her pubes
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>>729898730
Good question. Because modern males in society believe that sharing one with another is cool. This behavior is quite obtuse. Isn't the point of a relationship to love one another? Not share your significant other with someone else?
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>>729899073
>>729898730
>you need to be dating to have sex
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>>729899073
>Isn't the point of a relationship to love one another? Not share your significant other with someone else?

Obviously not.

I haven't been in a relationship for like eight years.

I have no fucking clue what people do anymore.

This shit, I guess.
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>>729899073
I wouldn't be surprised if it is related to the WWYD/Cuck threads. An alarming development.
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>>729898990
I said I like hairy cunts, I never said I like smelly cunts. A girl needs to keep herself clean down there, no matter if she's hairy or not. Even more so if she's hairy, but I expect that from a girl.
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>>729899198
I didn't say that. What, you just pick her up off the street?

How much?
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>>729898607
Ah, so she's part of your Mom's whore squad.
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>>729899308

Okay, fair enough, but this >>729891482
looks pretty fucking rancid.

I can smell it from the image.
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>>729898755
Generally, when I sleep with someone, I put my mouth near their genitalia. Generally my wife's.

But hey, if you just pound away for two minutes and roll over to sleep every time that's on you bud.
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>>729899367
More like she's THE whore of the squad.
>>729899316
> of the woman your with/dating
> Isn't the point of a relationship to love one another? Not share your significant other with someone else?
Not sure which one is you, but each of these posts talk directly about relationships/dating.

You can have a casual fuck buddy that sends you nudes. Who cares if you send those out?

And can you really not fathom having casual sex? Do you really think you have to pay for it?
Jesus, you have a pretty romanticized view of women dude.
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>>729899581
> I put my mouth near their genitalia.
>if you just pound away for two minutes and roll over to sleep every time that's on you bud.

There is an absurd amount of middle ground between these two options and you're a faggot for suggesting otherwise.
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>>729890435
if she has a pretty face and dresses well for her shape, she's totally alright.
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>>729899593
>And can you really not fathom having casual sex?

I've never had sex so yeah, it does seem unrealistic to me.

But waddah I know? Always figured there was some sort of catch.
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>>729899822
There's always tinder.
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>>729899976
Yeah, I don't have an Iphone.
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>>729899650
Well I figured if we're both making wild assumptions about the other, may as well go for it.

I consider oral a staple, so her not being trimmed would be a dealbreaker for me.
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>>729895887
>i deserve chicks that look like the ones in porn and if i can't have that, then i shall deny the world the gift of my seed ***tips fucking fedora
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>>729900239
Yeah, I didn't say that. I just don't want to fuck.
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>>729900186
I really hate how /b/ doesn't have IDs, because there are like 4 different things going on right now, and that was the first time I replied to you.
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>>729896211
hey dumbass, they're females. its not their job to come up to you.
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>>729900354
Ah, well shit.
Cut out the first part, then.
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>>729900239
There is an absurd amount of middle ground between that and this abomination >>729890435
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>>729900409
>its not their job to come up to you.

That's fucking bullshit. Why should I have to do all the footwork?

Fuck that.
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>>729896502
>uses literal incorrectly
>thinks the chick in OP's post is as bad as it gets

clueless, haven't you ever been out in public?
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>>729900534
Because, that's why shithead. The male's job is to pursue the mate.

If you aren't saving yourself (don't lie shithead you aren't) then being a virgin at 26 is fucking embarrassing. It takes zero fucking effort to get laid.
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>>729900887
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>>729890435
nothing about this turns me on, at all. Fat girls are just not attractive to me at all. Not even for a fuck in the dark
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>>tfw you always automatically assumed that no one would ever want anything to with you so even if someone was interested you'd just shrug it off as them just being kind/showing pity

Especially when they just flirt for the sake of flirting.
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I really like her body. 8/10. Her skin is great. He is in great shape. Nipples are okay. Boobs could be bigger but that's just I thing I love. For real. It's a 8/10. I like hairy pussy but I'm not eating her out with dat bush. Niice body
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>>729901135
>>>tfw you always automatically assumed that no one would ever want anything to with you so even if someone was interested you'd just shrug it off as them just being kind/showing pity

Who gives a shit.
One of the dumbest fucking questions I hear is
>HOW DO I KNOW SHE LIKES ME?!
Again, it's irrelevant. You flirt, make a move, and then ask her out. If she says yes then she likes you.

If she says no, then who the fuck cares. On to the next. Stop being an autist trying to read every situation.
Just fucking act.
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>>729890435
if she lost about 15 maybe 20 pounds of non boob weight, she'd be way higher rated. still, not bad, depending on her face.
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>>729901405
>Stop being an autist

Oh believe me, I wish I could.
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>>729901635

Nah, that's complete horseshit.
Picking up or talking to women is a skill. And like any skill it can be improved.
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Get rid of that rats nest on her pussy and I'll get in there anytime
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>>729898755
You don't eat pussy? You some kind of faggot?
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While we're on the subject, is it considered "creepy" to ask a chick what her name is?

I feel like that's kinda creepy.
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>>729890435
Pretty gross tbh. Needs to lose quite a bit of weight. Looks like she might have been hot when she was younger
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>>729902206
If you mean just walk up to a chick at random and ask her name, then yes it is.
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>>729890435
7/10 i love bush and blond milfs she looks like a milf and i perfer chubby girls nothing really turns me off but shes not stunning id fuck her in a heartbeat though.
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>>729902674
Didnt notice armpit hair thats a turn off
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>>729902508
I mean more like, if you've been casually chatting with them for a few weeks.

I'm interested in this gal that comes into the place I work to do an alcohol inventory or somesuch one every two weeks or so.

I'd like to at least know what her name is.
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>>729902830
That's not weird at all.

It's more weird that you haven't asked her name by now. Just make the chit chat and go
>by the way, I never got your name
And then introduce yourself after.
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>>729900887
>It takes zero fucking effort to get laid.
I wonder how many people actually fell for this bullshit.
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>>729904311
There is no excuse with shit like tinder.
Kill yourself.
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>>729904441
What if you suffer from severe social anxiety? I have no friends and I'm socially isolated. I have NO fucking clue how to talk to people.

>Kill yourself.
Honestly, I've considered it a bunch of times.
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>all links now broken
i hope at least one of you faggots saved them, she looks hot as fuck.
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>>729904719
>What if you suffer from severe social anxiety?
You get over yourself retard.

Mental diseases are real things, but people just use them as a fucking excuse to give up entirely.
Go to your doctor, ask for a beta blocker for situational anxiety, and DO IT.

The first times are going to be complete shit. Too bad, keep doing it and you get better.
Use this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU-ibdHkz4Y

If you go out and have the biggest fucking disaster of a date guess what? You still made more progress then whining on 4chan.
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>>729896061
this
/thread
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>>729904943
The suggested dialogue in this video is literally autistic.
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>>729905468
That's probably because you and all the retards in the comments attempted to directly juxtapose the actual fucking quotes instead of applying the general concept.

Talking to someone about family, profession, and hobbies is fucking fail safe.
How do you fuck that up.
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>>729904943
>You get over yourself retard.
That's easy to say for a normal person. In fact I've tried very hard for years to become normal. but the more I've opened up myself the worse it got. I have no clue how to have a proper conversation, let alone start one. I can't even look people in the eye.

You normalfags don't have the slightest clue how lucky you are that you don't have to deal with this shit. For people like me life is literally hell. Each day I'm going to bed hoping I just die in my sleep.
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>>729890435
I love that bush I'd bury my face in it.
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>>729905868
It's literally no different than a person in a car wreck learning to walk again. Yeah, no shit rehab will be painful, but you have to do it.
You need to put yourself into these fucking situations.

>You normalfags don't have the slightest clue how lucky you are that you don't have to deal with this shit.
I'm done helping you, because you're the biggest fucking faggot in the world.

I was literally in your position years ago, but I serial dated like it was my fucking job and also got on medication as needed.

Maybe you're so shit at this, because you're a giant piece of shit, making assumptions like that of others.
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>>729904441
>no excuse with shit like tinder

If you live in a major city, maybe. When I tried Tinder back before I found my current gf my area was stunningly devoid of women compared to what I'd imagine NY, LA, Chicago, etc. would be like
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>>729906302
>I was literally in your position years ago
No you weren't. As I've said you're completely clueless about the severity of my situation. I've been dealing with this shit my whole life. Nobody knows I exist anymore.

>I'm done helping you
>helping
nice 'help'

And no, I'm not a piece of shit. Just incredibly socially awkward. Actually I'm much nicer than most people that seem to have no problem getting laid, probably too nice actually, but I'm also very uninteresting.
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>>729905468

Nah, it's not that bad really. However, the guy kind of presents it like every conversation you have in life has to be a fucking sales pitch or no one will find you interesting.

Occasional breaks in conversation are not necessarily a bad thing. Besides, if you're trying to fuck a woman that night, she's likely already decided whether or not that's gonna happen before the first words even come out of your mouth.
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>>729892514
That's the truth! All girls in their 20's look perfect...
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