is there anyone on /b/ who ACTUALLY sells drugs / robs people

>>729880663
no because this is a whites only board

>>729880893
White people sell drugs too, they're called pharmacists.

sold drugs? on more than one occasion

haven't done the other things, but given the amount of users, it would be silly to not think at least one has done any of this.

>>729880893
>whites only board
>doesn't realize you have no skin color on the internet.

I know you're trying to be funny, but you just sound stupid.

>>729880932
I think OP is referring to street drug dealers tho

>>729880982
nigger detected

>>729881118
far from it dumbass.

keep guessing though, you only prove my point

>>729880663
I'm white and sold drugs, never robbed or killed anyone though

>>729881181
Even worse. The giga nigga

>>729880663
>>729880663

If you are a real killer and say it on /b/ in 2017 you have intellectual desability

>>729881185
Have any of the drugs you sold ever killed one of your clients?

Btw if so I'm not trying to say it would making you responsible, just curious.

>>729880663
I buy a large quantity of marijuana at a time and make a little profit from friends who are too inexperienced to find it. Am I a cool drug deelur?

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>>729881220
right.....

>>729880982
>Doesn't realize you don't have to sperg out on the Internet
>tips fedora anyway

https://youtu.be/9pVA7GBfxRA

>>729881341
>calling out a bad joke
>sperging out

hmm. yet, here you continue to argue with me. you seem upset.

>>729880936
commercial, or just a few grams of weed here and there?

>>729881294
No, only sold weed and psychedelics.
Death is one of the reason I wouldn't sell harder drugs

>>729881479
little bit of both. mostly the latter.

all small scale stuff. mainly did it for the free drugs.

>>729880663
Yeah, let me admit that I have killed someone. Smart.

im the cooker xD

i make weed cookies and brownies for friends and family

half of you are fucking preteens

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i used to press xanax and sell it on silk road evolution and agora.

>>729881181
Asian black indian white aboriginal kiwi Afghan Colombian

To lazy to type more

>>729881685
very astute observation.

if only you could prove it.

>>729880982

>>>/reddit/

I dealt a little crank on the side when I worked at this little mom and pop gas station back in the 80's. Funny part was my biggest customers were their daughter and her best friend. They lived way out in the boonies on a big chunk of land that backed on to a huge parcel of federal land. There was mile after mile of nothing but mile after mile of forest to fuck around in and those girls grew a little weed on it. We would make exchanges of product at their little grow site and then party naked in there little hut. The parents still have no idea I used to use their daughter as a cum bucket, they think we hate each other. The friend is a doctor now, she was my attending the last time I had to go to Emergency, still a bangin body. Hospitals are so much nicer when the doctor rubs your cock stealthily.

>>729881806
>>>/9fag/

>>729881805
>if only you could prove it.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>729881946
>trumbler.com
xD

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Safety... always off.

>>729880663
I've sold pills, pot, lsd, coke, shrooms and kratom (if that even counts). I've caused one serious injury on someone to the extent which he will never recover (not dead, just disabled). I steal every other day or so. I make $1400 at the end of each month after bills, but this is only money I legally earn, illegal income could be $100 could be $2,000 /mo, depends on how much I wanna work for it. I have absolutely no criminal records including vehicle violations. Just about everything is easy being a white guy.

>>729882454
how do you keep yourself from getting arrested?

>>729880893
a lot of chinkchongs too

>>729880663
me and a friend robbed a guy we tried to buy drugs from. was a pretty interesting night

>>729880663
The only thing I sell is Custom Built PC's.

>>729882607
story?

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>>729882717
I sell propane and propane accessories

>>729882515
Just don't be stupid, as far as stealing goes, in stores like Walmart or whatever, that's entirely confidence nobody will stop you. When it comes to residents there's a long process for that, step 1 is make sure they don't have a dog, I'll share my order of operations if you really care. When dealing, don't sell to anyone you don't know, if you don't know them use a middle man. Yes you lose a cut but it's worth not going to prison.

>>729882952
Idk if its worth greentexting so ill just explain

I think we tried to buy an ounce or some shit, more than what we usually did at the time. (before i get too into it, were all white btw) so we hit this guy up and it takes him awhile to do it but he wanted us to meet him somewhere public. Wasn't sure why, but nothing sketchy has ever happened before so we didn't think much of it. We take a look at it but he didnt want us taking it out of the car without giving him money which made sense, so we set it down and got our money out. The kid snatched the money and tried to put his car into reverse. I reached in through his window and put it in neutral and opened his door to pull him out. took his car keys, threw em in a ditch, popped one of his tires, took our money, the weed, and everything he had in his wallet, and then left him there. was a pretty chill night after that, never heard from the kid again, but could care less.

>>729883477
Fair, would probably do the same tbh

>>729880663
I grow and sell marijuana... dose that count?

one time i was with my nigga who sells dope (heroin) and he seen some faggot that owed him like 150 and was dodging him for weeks. So he gets all fucking angy and shit and next think i know he pulls out a chrome big ass revolver. Runs up on the kid and without saying anything shoots 5 times from like 10 feet away...
I just turned and ran .. that nigga got hit up bad

Weed and xtc you want some

>>729880663
YES

I know the stereotype for drug dealer can be thug/etc but some weed sellers i've met have been the chillest most level headed mfers I've ever meet

>>729880663
Kinda weird i just came on 4chan with the intention of making a similar post. I'm a full time drug dealer end underbelly criminal. Hi

A while back I used to sell LSD, MDMA, and 2c-b, at music festivals for the most part. Stopped because police presence at fests had increased exponentially over the late 00s/early 10s.

>>729880893
Dumb ass cunt fuck

>>729880663
I used to sell Xanax and tabs. Small time bud dealer, just enough to support my habit and a little extra cash.
Lifestyle is fun, when you have drugs you always got bitches flocking to you. You haven't lived until you've snorted drugs off a bitches tits

>>729880893
fuck all of you this is funny, fuck the niggers.

>>729881419
How about you try to make a joke instead of being a huge faggot and trying to be the funny police.

>>729880932
kek

>>729886220
>M-my j-joke was f-funny h-huh guys?

>>729886554
>I can just make the same reply and not have to argue.
>I think I'm not a faggot.

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>>729887029
>M-my j-joke was f-funny h-huh guys?

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>>729887094
Well the difference is I didn't samefag my post because no one was laughing at it.

>>729887205
Not a samefag just a racist faggot.
And at least that guy tried to make a joke instead of reusing faggy reaction images you downloaded just for times like this. Boo you suck.

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>>729887379
>Damagecontrol.jpg

>>729880663
I used to sell weed like an eighth or a quarter at a time to friends in order to make just enough that I could smoke for free. That isn't what you're asking though.

>>729887498
Yeah alright buddy, keep using those reaction images! You're just like a real /b/tard!

>>729887498
You are part of the reason this website is so boring now, everyone just repeats the same bullshit they hear other people say. You're like a generic 4chan cunt.

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>>729887588
>yfw you posted this

>>729880663
I used to sell Molly when I was on it. Used the profits to get myself H or more molly.

>>729887771
trips

>>729887588
>>729887726
Samefag

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>>729880932
Yes... white

>>729887891
Yeah no shit, what are you, stupid?
To top it off you proved my point there with your 4chan vocabulary. This website has turned into a circle jerk of unoriginal shit. We're worse than reddit now.

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>>729880663
I've murdered some cunts. I've got one in my basement in going to kill when I tire of torturing it.

>>729888206
Ew gross, you still think you're funny.

Florida dealer here
coke weed mdma pills for the most part.

Coolest shit ive seen was at a private rave where a guy wanted liquid acid dropped in his eye. The acid was in a visine container. Proceeded to drop a few in his eye as requested then the visine top came off. Probably about 80 doses into his eye. Saw him around an hour later and he was losing his shit.

Worst shit ive seen was a guy late paying on about 10k worth of product. They used a lock cutter on his finger cutting off from the third knuckle down.

>>729888442
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

okay story time /b/
>Be me, 24 living in virginia not too far from DC
>2 AM
>Hear back door open
>hear footsteps
>holy shit somebody's in my house
>call 911.. "yada yada i have an intruder"
>"can you get out of the house?"
>"no I'm upstairs, i have no way of getting out without confronting the intruder"
>(shitting bricks)
>"police are on the way anon. please leave the phone connected and put it on speakerphone if you have to set it down"
>"ma'm he's coming up the stairs. i have a shotgun"
>"don't shoot sir. police are on the way"
>"ma'am he's coming up the stairs I'm going to shoot him"
>at this point i rake the shotgun action.
"I'm armed leave my house or I'm going to shoot you"
>guy keeps coming up the stairs
>what the fuck i have to fucking shoot a human being
>mfw i can only find two rounds of bird shot
>"operator I'm going to shoot him i have no choice"
>"sir.. sir.. make sure yo identify that he is not law enforcement.. sir
>"IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU IF YOU COME UP THE STAIRS"
>guy fucking takes another step
>BLAM
>still fucking coming at me
>BLAM
>bird shot all over his neck and face.
>falls backwards
>I run out of the house
>police are pulling in my driveway as i run out holding a fucking gun
>HANDS UP HANDS UP DROP THE WEAPON
>i drop it and lay face down while they rough me the fuck up. meanwhile guy is bleeding inside my house
>OFFICER IM THE HOMEOWNER. I SHOT THE INTRUDER HE IS INSIDE BLEEDING ON MY STAIRS
>they throw me in the back of the car
>cops go in
>time passes
>ambulance shows up
>EMTs go in
>carry guy out
>i go to station, give statement.
>released about 4 hours later
>the county paid for Service Master to come clean the blood off my walls
>the guy lived but wound up being blinded in one eye
>was high on this street PCP concoction called Boat
>i even got my shotgun back after about 2 months

Grow and sell, nothing crazy though enough to keep me supplied and some extra cash for bills.

I steal from every place I work, last one was books for eBay. I got about 600 books before I left.

I haven't hurt anyone seriously myself and don't intend to. My Step-Dad murdered someone though, with a hammer. He did 13 years.

I used to sell pot, but I made clean business: I only sold to those with the means to pay and I sold only good grown stuff, not all the bad shit you can get today... Apart from that, I stole food for hungry folks and I stole, sometimes still steal some overpriced meds, but I paid the minimum production and resale costs when I couldn't afford them. I just am totally against capitalism in healthcare... It should be at minimum cost.

Yeah i sold 40 grams of weed for 50 euros about 2 hours ago actually had quite a few problems with the people that bought it.

>>729880663
I used to sell drugs and I'm white. Where do you think drugs come from in white communities , somebody's gotta pick up the slack from the lack of minorities. Anyways it wasn't super small time , I always had a half pound to a pound of weed, usually multiple strains. I usually had atleast a quarter ounce up to 1 or 2 ounces of blow. Used to carry 10 to 50 pills at a time normally painkillers. Shit like that >>729880893

>>729889608
How much did u sell grams for and what quality?

>>729889435
40g's for 50 euro?! can you be my dealer?

>>729889809
Lol... perks of living near Albania.

I used to sell weed, smoked all my profits. Ecstasy also but there wasn't a huge market for it in my school at the time and I wasn't able to resupply when I finally ran out. I would steal from my school pretty consistently. A mac computer (not laptop), triple beam scale, mostly anything else I could pocket. For a short time at 17 I would leave the house at night and look for someone to rob, never found a person before I changed my mind.

I don't know why I did those things

Sell drugs, and rob people. Tried to kill somebody once, but couldn't do it. Ended up stabbing him in the leg instead, and dipping the fuck out

>>729890037
wow I hope he finds and kills you.

>>729889734
Grams of weed or coke buddy ? Weed was normally just 10 a g and I would try to get kush if possible but because of where I live sometimes it was m39 hydro or just outdoors northern lights. The coke was pretty good stuff , not much cut in it. Its been a while since I was doing this stuff but I remember the coke usually went for around 80 to 100$ a g since I live in a smaller city that's out of the way therefore creating higher prices.

>>729885590
Tell your story anon

>>729890166

Don't get me wrong, we fucked him up good first. Dude didn't pay up

>>729890171
Idk where you live man , but here in the balkans we have a really good pricing system its the same everywhere with slight variation from dealer to dealer.
Im more of a secondary dealer because i dont have the nerves to deal with people.
A kilo of coke here is 10k ,a kilo of weed 200 euros, dont really have crack tbh but quite a lot of heroin never really delt with heroin tho.

>>729890534
have you seen the guy since or what?

I've killed someone, but it was in Afghanistan, and he was a raghead insurgent

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>>729880663
Sure I'll tell you a story, and on a fitting day considering the subject matter.

>be me, 19 at the time
>black, but tattooed metal head so I don't look like the usual trouble
>hang out with two crowds
>ones some scholarly types, into vidya. all older than me but less street wise
>other more so around my age but I only really stayed in touch with them because their weed plug was really fucking good
>wannabe gang bangers, black, hispanic, white. dealer was a half japanese dude. chill guy
>one summer night hanging out with the main scholar dude and his gf
>gf really wants a bowl but neither of them really talk to people in town
>both too drunk to drive, figure I can walk it
>"I'll get some, my guy is probably already out making runs I'll catch him somewhere on the main street"
>call him up, plan to meet a mile down the road, no problem
>get to the main street
>lights and sirens
>a store down the street just got robbed at gun point
>I later learn the clerk gave them "tall, black" and that was fuckin it
>pass by first time no issue
>slow down to look in store to see if unrelated friend was working that night. he wasn't
>eventually meet up, walk felt like forever with the muggy weather that night
>tuck the gram and a half into my back pocket.
>walk back
>passing by the store when apparently one of the cops thought it was suspicious that I was passing twice
>mfw
>approached by two
>not sure how well the bag is holding in the smell
>there's a dog right across the street with the guy who hung back

part 2?

>>729880663
yeah boyee i shoot people every day but am in seal team 99 just da udder day i killed some spetz naz on some roof top i got a freindly drone to shoot them down too also mii boi remerez woz there who did some shooting

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>>729891754
bump top kike

>>729891754
Keep going my man

>>729891754
cont pls

>17
>live in northern baltimore county
>hotel hopping in cville area get a call from a number i didn't recognize, they said they knew my homeboy real well and he vouched for them
>was young stupid and a hotboy, figured they only wanted an ounce n a half what could go wrong
>they pull up in the back of this crummy hotel in front of my door in a beat up toyota camry, two tall ass black boys in the front seat, probably same age.
> i come up to passenger side and i see that he has $800 layed on his lap.800 FAKE dollars lol. was really noticable.
>yaokay
>i reach my hand in and touch his "bread"
>"ya doesn't feel OR look like cash, you're not getting this shit"
>"naw lemme see it bro"
>grabs ontu my jacket in the pocket where its stashed
>we're struggling
>pull out my switch assisted knife with my other hand, and pull it qick like we've all practised lol
>try to slice his face, miss
>bring down nife with all my might on his arm, his has , hand again, bring it down as hard as i can on his hand
>goes through
>feels crazy
>he screams
>they drive off

>truck driver that saw whole thing acts like he saw normal shit while buying a g off me, while im shaking the whole time

> i run into my hotel, couple other movers i was hanging with at the time there.
>i scream that i stabbed someone and that we should go
"ya right you're full of s-
>huge BOOM at the door
>felt like we got hit with a battering ram
>open blinds, those two and five HUGE other guys
>they're holding a broken handle and a pen (lawlz)
>"if i ever see you walking these streets again, ill fucking kill you"
>shit storm of screaming women, them trying to break in, me and tthis guy yelling at each other, guys flushing drugs down toilet commences
>they cant manage to get in, if they did, i'd be fuckkkked up rn. thank god

>>729880663
I'm a pharmacist. People sometimes get upset because their meds aren't always fully covered by their healthcare insurance. Other than that selling drugs is an easy job

>>729895317
months later, had a buddy that hung around the area a bunch. said he met a nigga named plank at a party who was talking about how he tried to lick a small gringo at the ramada and got these
>shows scars on his arm and hands
>zachar realizes this was the homie i stabbed
>shit briks

gonna take a shower, got tons more i'd love to share before i go in. i have crazy memories, shit i shouldnt gotten out of. but that fight for survival has been the only place i've found myself stand up assertively and not take any shit. had to lay low for reasons since

>>729891618
Thank you

>>729880663
I find it funny that you equate selling drugs with robbing/killing people. I've known a lot of drug dealers in my life and some of them were the coolest people I knew

I've burgled a lot of hamburgers. They call me The Hamburglar!

No but seriously Christmas even and spring break are the best time to rob people. If the house looks empty it most likely is. Most rich fags go on vacation around this time. It's a shitty thing to do but if you're in that position where yah gotta do what you gotta do then you gotta do what you gotta do. If the house has a security system you don't know how to disable you have 3-5 minutes to grab something of value and bolt. Storage lockers can also be a nice lick. Just look for the lockers that have tire tracks pulled up to them. I used to go to storage facility's with my own locks clip off the owners and replace them with my own so I could go back whenever I wanted.

>>729891754
Part 2 pls

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>>729894511
>>729894922
sorry for the wait everyone, 420 festivities.

>ohshit.jpg
>be sweaty since it was muggy out, situation isn't helping
>already sound pretty white but got into fucking overdrive
>call them both fucking sir
>"so was that you passing by earlier"
>'uh yeah haha that was me. I was out on a walk and well I have a friend who works here'
>"did you need to get insi--"
>'no no I called him and he's off shift'
>desperately trying to keep my ass both literally and figuratively covered
>also don't want to look suspicious
>drape incense coated hoodie around shoulders like a fucking prep
>such faggotry even the cops are taken back
>"so it was just a walk you didn't have any business down the street"
>'no why?'
>ends up after the robbery some people were sent to check out the park further down the street
>theres a wooded area over there where people are known to smoke and chill out between deals
>it's my dealers usual spot
>mfw my call had him away from the park when they showed up, everyone else got questioned and lost their weed
>I tell them I usually walk to the library and turn around (which is like 8 minutes shy of the park on foot)
>they buy it and start heading back across the street to the store
>walk calmly to the corner of the next side street
>book it once the streetlamp light isn't on me hoping they didn't catch a small whiff as I walked on
>get back to the house 10 minutes later, covered in sweat
>explain the story
>friend gives me a replacement shirt and 2 beers for saving myself and the weed
>smoke then head home for the night