Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>729863181
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
Still here.
>>729874320
Explain.
>>729874443
>get yourself hard
>call roommate
>finish before they come in
>if not you look them in the eye and finish
>>729874553
I don't wanna look some ugly fatass in the eye while jerking it.
>>729874594
Well there has to be some danger. Maybe a crush?
>>729874320
>Shitty coffee
It's military themed, i'll make a 75/25 blend of coffee ground and dirt
>>729874594
We know, you'd rather be looking at a toddler
Fuck off virginweebs. No one likes you.
>>729874694
Post the next fucking page. You post this page almost every fucking thread.
Post. r006-2.jpg
beep boop
>>729874594
Beware, he might dangerfap you one day...
>>729874859
>>729874694
Why would I train cumming as fast as possible though?
>>729874712
I would actually. He's really ugly. Like Miho, but without the hat.
>729874764
k
>>729874859
I highly doubt it. We don't interact much.
>>729874712
Knowing a former serviceman, pretty much. Niche market, that. Make sure you serve everything on a wooden paddle.
>>729874771
>
>>729874910
Because friction burns turn into calluses over time.
>>729875063
Rei how do I find my prostate?
>>729875064
Oh. I thought it was going to get really lewd.
Well I'm alive....And ran a solid time. The power of koume compelled me. Now I need nurse koume
>>729874892
>boop
>>729874910
Boring...
I had a few close calls when I shared an apartment with some people...
The girl came home, which I didn't hear. She had her 9/10 petite friend with her.
They burst into my room just moments later...
>>729875139
Nope. Its the proper reveal of how Rory deals with bullets.
>>729875160
Post more nurse Koume then.
>>729875064
Yea... tell me about it. Have you ever tried sandpaper?
>>729875063
>>729875096
I too am curious for entirely scientific reasons.
>>729875170
Damn, you sure wasted an opportunity there.
>>729875064
It all depends on how pretentious the sales pitch is, millennials will gladly buy something they don't like if they think it's political commentary that aligns with their views
>>729875160
Or nurse Kurumin
>>729874327
>>729875160
Are you okay?
>>729875314
I have numbed my left hand before. Its really odd having something you cant feel.
>>729875316
Deconstruct it. Serve it in beakers and flasks. On the wooden paddle. With a pickled onion. And a side of mac and cheese.
>>729875465
So they've fucked, right?
Think I might stop with the moonrunes.
>>729875096
Lube up, feel around 2 inches towards your body. You should find a walnut shaped bulb. Rub that while fapping.
You might want to have an enema before that.
>>729875314
Sure, entirely scientific.
>>729875506
Nope.
>>729875553
Starting to get tedious?
>>729875160
Hey Koume, being alive can be pretty neat.
No nurse Taiga sadly... Have maid instead.
>>729875314
Wasn't too bad, ended up getting invited to playing cards and drinking.
Free booze!
>>729875635
QOTT: If sexy grandma Rory were trying to seduce you, would you fug her?
>>729875229
That's doable.
>>729875316
I maybe in more pain then right now.
>>729875396
Surprisingly . Not as bad as I thought.
>>729875635
Hot keys are being dysfunctional. Plus I have filenames now.
>>729875635
>not saying yes to that question
What's the matter with him
About to do some raids, Here's hoping i don't get cancer this time
>>729875762
if Tomoko looked like an adult, would you fug her?
>>729875788
Kurumi is very kind
Unless you're an asshole
She did save a kitten after all
>>729875465
I did that too, but it felt mostly weird. Any other stuff you'd recommend?
>>729875562
>mfw
You know me. Curious but professional.
>>729875684
One minute earlier and you'd been playing something better, with them being the ones chugging liquids.
>>729875855
11s are ridiculously reserved.
>>729875887
Yup.
>>729875562
How should I stick my finger in?
>>729875762
>>729875887
Yes on both
>>729875887
Not canon, but this is how I could imagine her.
>>729875855
Because he's a quirky otaku protagonist that is totally unique you guys
>>729875788
:ok_hand:
>>729875762
Id feel obligated to. She went through all that effort. Gotta reciprocate.
>>729875789
Ah. Next step is being a tripfag.
>>729875855
>
He cant choose.
>>729875958
Coconut oil.
>>729875887
You are right. However... If she likes you she will definitely make an effort to tease and make you squirm. It could be fun.
>>729876212
They really need to hit all the tropes, don't they?
It's like SAO all over again, but at least Kirito picked Asuna
>>729876212
>Elf wins in looks
Fucking stupid 11s.
>Personality wise. Kurogosu
She's only had 900 years to work on it, it better be good
>PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS
Fate of the daughteru
Going to class, later nerds.
>>729876306
What are you talking about?
She's not like that at all!
>>729875958
Maybe...
Was multiple close calls like that, the girl I lived with had no idea what privacy is, I could wake up from her jumping onto my bed in the morning...
Sadly she wasn't more than a 5/10 and I didn't want to make the living situation awkward, so I steered clear of lewd stuff.
>>729876322
He picked wrong. Asuna is the Tuka of SAO.
>>729876395
Glad you agree that Tuka a shit.
>>729875976
Lying down with open legs or crouching makes it a bit easier, use your middle finger because it's longer. Most people have trouble locating it at first, try and be aroused when you do so, it makes it easier.
>>729875958
Well, scientific curiosity is what got the human race where it is today, so keep at it.
>>729876488
Would you prefer the loli that gets written out of the plot half the time because she's just there to be a token?
>>729876507
Thanks. I'll try it later. Do you do it a lot?
>>729876484
missed opportunity
>>729876679
It's basically the only way I fap at this point, I use a dildo mostly.
>>729876587
I dunno. Shes not technically a loli as shes much older than 8. Shes meant to be 14 before becoming an apostle. And personally just a much better fit than others.
>>729876852
Does it feel good? How big is it?
>>729876212
Interesting.
>>729876484
FOOOOOL!
She wanted to succ and you blew it...
>>729876507
Oh wait, I did a typo there.
Was meant to say curious butt professional.
>>729875684
Maids are nice. They take care of you too. Very acceptable.
>>729876408
Certainly not. Certainly not.
>>729876941
7''
And yeah, I'd say so. I've grown pretty accustomed to it and in some ways it is an acquired taste.
>>729876212
Far from that, I'm a phone poster.
>>729877082
How much do you get in? Have you had a real person and if so is it different by much?
>>729877103
Good to know Im not alone there. Though I have transferred all Rorys to computer to sort.
>except for stuff I got tonight
>>729876898
nothing fits in Gate, it's a mess
>>729877079
Yeah, she's not, she's pure
>>729874327
>>729876852
>>729876898
>>729876941
Earn money on your phone...
http://bit.
ly/2pGyTPf
>>729876680
>>729876978
I know, I know...
I moved out shortly after so I probably should have gone for it.
>>729877312
For doing what
>>729876680
Cl
>>729877321
ai
>>729876978
med
>>72987714
Um, the whole thing, I don't know honestly, I don't have a measuring tape on hand when I do so.
I have done so twice now, one quite recently, and yes, it is wildly different, one is an inanimate object, the other is a human being, there's a world of difference.
Claim
>>729877484
F U C K O F F
>>729877570
Yeah, I don't know what happened there.
>>729877146
It's funny how fast this thread can completely die.
Was pretty fast just 25 minutes ago.
>>729878593
Hai
>>729878635
It's dead, I just...fuck
>>729877570
Are you male or female?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8lOpbz2BmM
Whatever.
>>729877304
I like her. Yoshino has amazing hair though
>>729878635
It's weird like that. Nice dress
>>729878635
H-How are you?
>>729875961
Hi Tomoko. Sorry I fell asleep last night when we were talking.
>>729879152
Yoshino is pretty cute, but she's never really in the story
>>729877233
They started on my computer.
>>729879152
I really like it, sadly there's like 2 images I've found where she's wearing something like that.
I do have a couple Kimono pictures though.
Koume in dress, nice.
Have a Kimonom
>>729879296
I'm alright, just drinking some coffee. Yourself?
>>729879454
I'm doing well, I haven't convinced myself to get out if bed yet though. Coffee and breakfast sound pretty enticing though.
Akari
>>729879816
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8qx9LduE4
>>729879816
Hi Alice! How are doing?
>>729879301
Sadly, I guess they didn't want the loli as a major love interest. Even though they pushed the sister at the end. I like shy and quiet
>>729879454
China dresses are rare. The kimono is always more popular
>>729879924
Adorable
>>729879948
Eating some lunch, how are you doing? How are your classes?
>>729879663
Sounds good.
What time is it where you're at?
>>729880018
>Koume thighs...
They are both cute, but China dresses are better
>>729880018
Tohka and Origami seem to be the main two love interests, everyone else just kinda does their on think
Though I remember reading the writer of the series thinks Kurumi is best girl, so he'll probably keep her important
>>729880185
I'm doing well thank you. Classes are okay but honestly I'm ready to be finished. I'm in a position where I can get A's but I really need to buckle down and focus. How about you?
>>729880207
It is 10:00am here. How about where you are?
>>729880568
Sounds like you're doing quite well with your calsses, I'm just going to be happy if I passed a couple of them I feel I did poorly in. All done classes now though, just waiting to do a work term
>>729880568
Do you have this one?
>>729880207
Got any themed komonos? Like with stripes?
>>729879454
I like this one, reminds me of this one
>>729880380
On the probable side yes. She's the most well liked by everyone. Sadly if presented with the picture I think at best two would be the maximum number needed
>>729880692
>>729880692
That's how I felt last semester. I got burnt out and got a C in one of them :/
At least it's over for now though. Is a work term like an internship? Or is it for school?
>>729880728
I don't, thank you! She is so adorable!!!
>>729880568
Not a terrible time to leave bed then.
It's just past 5pm here.
>>729880876
Don't think so, they are mostly flower patterns, think I only have ~5 Kimono pictures.
>>729881000
>checked
Yeah, I know how it goes. I had a bit of a rough time this semester, so if all goes well and I pass, I'll be happy.
Work term is pretty much the same as an internship, yeah
No problem. Someone posted it and I figured you might like it
Who has the cutest waifu ITT?
>>729881502
Wouldn't we all think we do?
>>729880876
It'd be nice if she never just becomes another girl that wants the MC's dick
She's just too interesting of a character
>>729881540
Not really, some people might claim to have the sexiest, some the thiccest, etc.
>>729881591
>not thinking your waifu is the best everything
>>729881591
I recall Sono saying his waifu was a total bitch but he still loved her.
>>729881656
Of course she's not, I mean how much stuff does she have Ran do for her? But hey, no one is perfect at everything. She's still hot as all hell and could fufill pretty much any fetish using her powers.
>>729881037
Do you have any cosplay? Have a hestia taiga
<3 Ko
>>729881573
And here you can have a chibineko clock eye. Who I'm sure will retain at least some sort of Independence from all that
>>729881791
Dermatologists must hate Yukari
>>729882033
I think i had that one, but then again, I don't know what I have anymore
>>729882336
Like that one, I swear it was bigger when I last posted it...
>>729881868
Thanks.
I don't think I have any, might have to look for some
>>729882701
Lol that's funny. Idk if this is cosplay though.
>>729882336
I have slot of her too. I just hate that I can only post one photo at a time.
>>729882885
Yeah... closest to it I could find.
Too lazy to sift through heaps of terrible Taiga.
Maybe one day in the future.
bruh
>>729883184
ay yo bruh
>>729883102
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=aisaka_taiga+cosplay&ms=1
>>729883102
I mean koume. But I see what you mean with MS paint taiga. This is one of my best
>>729883432
I've already found like 4 amazing ones..Some lewds. I keep the koume one open always.
>>729883432
Thanks Alice, I'll look through it and see if there's something I like.
>>729883476
That one is really good!
I prefer non lewd pictures, so a lot of the cosplay are instantly ruled out.
Why?
>>729884266
Why not
>>729884266
because I can't
>>729884304
I don't even know at this point.
>>729884396
You really can't.
>>729884125
As a SFII turbo fan this is amazing. Fits her perfectly. <3 Ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnt08AgEklA
Warframe has intense game play
I'm casting three abilities then dancing and still doing most of the damage
>>729884518
I know :(
It's killing me
>>729884266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzAp1MsKODw
>>729884630
Heh yeah, that one is really good!
>>729884759
Kinda just want to slip into a coma.
>>729884854
Meat Puppies.
>>729884972
Curt and Cris
>>729884948
>>729884972
this is too accurate
Something something sleep now.
>>729885171
Wow their names are a tongue twister.
>>729885374
Escape.
>>729885611
Curt and Cris played with some guys named Kurt and Krist one time. The more you know.
Goodnight.
>>729885611
rest well
Holy hell, this place is deader than Konata inside
Hello
>>729885846
Did you record yet :o
>>729884948
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
QOTT; Do you eat your vegetables every day?
>>729886601
Yes, I do
>>729886601
Yes, don't really know how I could completely avoid them
>>729886719
>>729886807
what vegetables do you eat
>>729886861
Lol fat
>>729886601
Sadly no, I probably have some sort issue because of it.
>>729886128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bXy3BgE7kL
recorded with my terrible headset microphone
>>729886601
I try to
>>729887083
A lot, I'm not too picky when it comes to veg
>>729879021
Sorry, I had to go for a bit.
Male.
>>729886601
I am vegetarian, so I try to.
I saw this pic last night, what are these green things?
>>729887761
>being a vegetable-totalitarian
._.,
>>729874327
ITT:
A bunch of lonely virgin NEET faggots.
>>729887761
https://youtu.be/szz40SZMzpI
>>729887789
Anti-depressants
Konota's father does certain things to her that she wants to forget
He is a canon Lolicon after all
>>729887936
He's also a lolicon
I like to think he watches yutaka
>>729887761
I thought you were a girl
>>729887789
Look like xanax bars (alpralozam). Used for anti anxiety and anti depression
>>729888236
Sorry, to disappoint, but why were you asking me advice about prostate masturbation in the first place then?
>>729887936
Interesting.
>>729887839
I'm not totalitarian though.
I'd say I'm pretty liberal in most of my views.
>>729888474
wat i didn't ask for that
i would want you to do it for me though
I don't care if it's pleb
>>729887936
>>729888085
Wait wait wait...does lucky star take a fucking dark turn I didn't make it to??
>>729889191
konata's dad is a pedo
>>729887505
>>729889191
Why do you think Konota is a lesbian?
She's cripplingly terrified of dick
>>729887256
Nice!
Now do the screaming yourself!
>>729889596
Not a chance! Even when I saw them live he didn't do that scream lol
>>729889772
Aw why not though
Would make it way more personal mhm
>>729889322
You're konata's dad?
Imma just drop in at the end here
>>729889322
>>729889479
Shit. Well.... I had seen memes.and just wrote it off. Never got into the show. However once I finish K-on...Idk I might have to go back
>>729889926
Claimed
I wish I was her daddy
>>729889978
it's a very gruesome show, so best of luck
>>729888560
For you as in I do it and you watch, or I give you a hand with it?
Claim me as your waifu http://steamcommunity.com/id/neverknowsbesthuh
>>729889970
this isn't the old rikka, right?
>>729889912
Idk, he may not have been able to hit it? Not too sure
>>729889970
yo!
>>729890061
>quit fucking adding me
I am very conflicted.
>>729890066
I mean I think ive been the only Rikka, what would help you figure out which I am??
>>729890085
Heya! Hows it going bb
>>729890014
Don't -_-
Pedo -_-
>>729890085
The why not was at the "not a chance" bit
>>729890146
the one who's been here like a year or something
>>729890245
Yeah thats me!
>Rikka