Happy 420 /b/
general stoner thread, post what you're smoking today or what you're doing to celebrate.
as for myself, unfourtunately i was only able to get my hands on an eighth of popcorn nugs. better than nothing
My wife and I are smoking some Goatshoe and Critical Kush all day. We've got about 3/4 of an ounce to plow through. She's also making a cake today. feelsgoodman.jpg
Nice try Jeff Sessions you faggot.
Get high, walk around, smile at people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxwKWUsdgA
dont smoke.
have to take the lawnmower in, wont start.
tried a new plug, gaping the plug, and air filter.
continue working on the plaster in a room of the house I've been working on. pic related.
>>729873232
I vow to never become something like you
>>729873354
middle class?
own your own business?
legally grow weed for you and friends?
own your own home?
be on track to retire by 55?
cool. you are probably doing pretty well never becoming someone like me.
>>729873440
>55
>cool but like look at my life xDDDD never going to be me!!
>>729873578
>be 19
>live with parents
>WEEDLMAO
im not offended. I wouldn't have even responded had you not said something as dumb as you had.
>>729873674
Way to shit the thread
>>729873787
>EBIN ME ME BRO
>>729871645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLemVS-KF2o
I plan on taking a tolerance break for a few weeks starting tomorrow, would that be enough time to bring down my tolerance a considerable amount?
>>729874218
Hell yes it used to take me like a day or two and I'd get really high again
Bout to take a fat dab off this beast. Happy 420 fam
About to take my linear final
Have 2 blunts ready for after
Happy 420 from Denmark time to light that hash spliff.
anyone want to drop 25 in my pp so I can pull from the atm and get high?
>>729877150
pls dont mix tobacco with god's great green herb
>>729877584
Stfu faggot I own 10k in bongs and I enjoy a good spliff, or a hash oil cig.
>wake
>bake on sour kush
>ready for first nap of day
>9:00am
>>729873232
Good on you for a having a productive day anon, wish more of us would
>>729873354
What, productive?
>>729878045
Productive makes more than 6 figures a year
>>729871645
Gonna smoke a few backwoods
>>729877803
this is why i don't wake and bake
this jem right here
mango kush
>tfw quit smoking yesterday for degree
>tfw forgot today was 4/20
Lord. Lead me not into temptation
Got a maybe a 1/8 th leftover of Durban poison o grabbed last week.
I wanted to go downtown Toronto for the 420 festivities but it's going to rain all day
>>729871645
Gona smoke a couple of g's with friends after class, just gotta get through the day
Smoking a g of agent orange today
>>729873232
Clean the carb if it has one and it's been sitting for awhile. Bad gas may have clogged the Jets so get some carbs cleaner aerosol spray or varsol and spray or soak the fucker
Toledo Windowbox
Happy 4/20 /b/. Got Bob Marley on the record player and joints on joints ready to smoke.
It's gon be gud.
Ayyy
Yeeeeeeeeee
At work right now but I get off fairly early. Was only able to pick up a 20 bag, but I made my female friend get it from her guy so he gave her extra haha. Pretty good shit, not as dense as I like. But I'll be getting baked, will join thread or start one later. Have a happy 4/20 my amigos.
>>729878679
Oh, look. Edibles.
tried an alcohol extraction for the first time
it was probably suboptimal but not a failure
I am probably going to do too much of it
>>729878314
respek
Last day of smoking before a big T-Break
>>729878839
Alcohol extraction? So like a cleanse?
>>729878804
Not a fan of edibles?
>>729871645
I work at a dispensary, gonna work from noon to 9 tonight. Shits gonna be murder.
Smoking some Golden Goat before breakfast
GOAT sativa
>>729879213
What assigned job do you have at the dispensary?
>>729871645
Ive got three fresh jars of Jenkum cookin' up. Cant wait.
But nah seriously, got some Grape Ape to burn. Not as heavy of a smoker ass i was years ago, so i'll probably just burn a nice fatty. Maybe 2.
Happy 420 you degenerate ass fucks.
>>729878292
Lol I like the tiny leaf hanging off the top. Good tokes, bretheren
happy 420 day :)
>>729878596
Ayyy
>>729879096
I used this recipe
http://boards.cannabis.com/threads/the-definitive-green-dragon-revised-updated-combined.82380/
In a preliminary test, it seemed less potent than the author described but I think I made some mistakes: not decarbing enough and using not quite adequate equipment.
>>729879318
I do bookkeeping and ordering for the store, but today they need extra hands so I'll be explaining the product to all the Texans who drive up.
Better not be an Eurofags in here. You posh cunts don't have a 4/20.
>>729873354
>>729873232
Hmm...
Who has it figured out?
A handy man that is just shy of being handy enough to fix a lawnmower?
Or a guy with a glowing bong?
After getting out of class, i'm gonna start with blue dream, then durban poison a couple hours later, and krazy glue before going to sleep
Gonna smoke some blackberry kush with my friend in an abandoned barn.
Happy 420 /b/
>>729879582
Blue dream my nig
>>729873674
19 isn't bad.
I know a guy who's 23 who still lives with his parents.
They have 21 cats, and his girlfriends lives there too.
My point being If you're passed the age of 24, and you still live with your parents. You need to pick up the hustle to blaze your own trail.
I wish I'd know someone who sells. Haven't smoked in years.
Fuck Germany for being so stubborn against legalization. People have been demanding it for decades, but it's always the same politicians and "experts" who know jack shit about it that are against it and the arguments is always the same old "it's highly addictive and leads to harder drugs" bullshit. They literally don't know what they're talking about but call themselves experts.
>>729879834
>19 isn't bad
I feel so much better about being 19 and still living with my parents then. The only problem is that my birth certificate got lost in my moms shitty house when i was 16 and its taking forever for me to get it back. Fuck im so glad i got away from that shit hole but i don't want to sit here doing nothing anymore. I don't care if i work a shitty job, i just want some human interaction.
>>729879881
Just fly to Colorado mein freund.
I'll hook you up fat.
Got a rough day ahead
>>729879881
KEK
Last august i was on vaction there and bought a g from a drunk homeless dude
>20 of april of 2017
>Not mixing weed with tobacco
>>729878679
u got sum dank shit right there brother
>>729879951
https://www.usa.gov/replace-vital-documents#item-213436
For that Birth Certificate problem
I know how you feel mang. I feel as though I have been depraved of experience for most of my life. So now I am committing to the police force so I can have my fill of adrenaline.
>>729880238
>implying everyone who smokes weed also smoke tobacco
>>729880237
The biggest problem is that I live in the middle of nowhere..
There are like 900 people in this village and the next city is far away.
>>729878679
Damn, you know it's good shit when it's bright green.
>>729879497
Fuckin Texans
>>729875500
No one likes you or your shitty china glass
>>729880382
holy fuck
why dont you drive to town to get a good amount that'll keep you high for a while?
>>729879497
Oh dope
Is there always a lot of work to be done?
Whats the pay like?
>>729880505
I wouldn't even know who to buy from. You can't just ask random people on the street if they're selling weed.
got some blue dream, not really celebrating today since i got shit to do though. fuckin oil needs to be changed
i sure fucking missed my guy having blue dream around. shits beautiful
>>729880624
dont be a pussy
I'm gonna attentd to a smok-athon in front of my country's house of government.
Pic related, it's one bud from my Y Griega Cbd grown outdoors.
Shit i forgot the picture xd
>>729880743
no pic also where from?
I don't smoke because I'm not a worthless degenerate faggot. Fucking kill yourself
>>729879834
Im 25 and still live with my parents. Id need 3 jobs right now just to have an apartment with another dude. Well i cpuld get a place now but im not living in the ghetto where its affordable.
>>729880789
I posted it nao xd. I'm in Santiago de Chile
>>729880819
fuck off faggot
>>729879834
I'm 25, I live with my mom. I lived away from home from 19 to 24. My mom divorced my step-dad and I got laid off all in a short amount of time. I moved in with her so we could help each other out. I do what I want and she doesn't care.
>>729879881
Isnt Amsterdam like 45min away for you krauts?
>>729880833
shiet dog hope you'll have a good time
>>729880819
> I don't smoke because I'm socially awkward
faggit
>>729871645
Why would you celebrate Hitler's birthday???
>>729880345
Welp i guess i don't exist anymore. My mom wanted SO desperately to hold onto all forms of my identification then she lost them all in her thousands of heaps of garbage in her room.
Fuck me i have nothing left to live for.
>>729873440
That isn't hard LMAO.
>>729880983
Don't you have other forms of identification?
I've got a few different strains.
>>729880826
Gain a skill and get the fuck out the basement.
Smoking some blue dream inside a tobacco sandwich with a buddie, gonna binge movies and do my wake and bake cuz I work the night shift
1/2 oz of jack
I pay £100 per oz
Man I wish England would stop being a cuck nd legalise weed amercans got it too good
Amsterdam end of month it can't come too soon enough
>>729881107
Nothing at all. My mom and stepdad were so absorbed with arguing with each other that they didn't realize that i needed to get a drivers license and ID and I went to some school out in bum fucks nowhere so they didn't use ID cards in the school either. I'm pretty much fucked :|
>>729881272
here in canada it's getting legalized by canada day 2018
>>729879834
I'm 23, lost my job 2 months ago and can't find anything that will pay enough to keep me in my flat.
Moving back in with my Dad and his gf next month...
Feelsfuckin'badman.jpg
>>729879881
if you need to find someone ask a chef.
8/10 chefs are stoners (especially KP's)
>>729880238
this.
tobacco makes the high sooooo much better.
(and your weed lasts longer too ya' fuckheads)
>>729871645
It's my fucking BIRTHDAY!!!!
that's right faggots, me and Hitler all the way...
Received my court date yesterday, they want to give me 1 year and 2 months for growing 20 plants. Wouldn't go to prison, but I'd basically be on probation for the time.
Fucking ridiculous how growing a plant can still be a crime.
>>729881298
https://www.usa.gov/become-us-citizen#item-36307
Secondary Evidence (must submit more than one)
Born in the United States?
Delayed birth certificate (filed more than one year after your birth)
It must include the following:
List the documentation used to create it (preferably early public records - see below)
Signature of the birth attendant or an affidavit signed by the parent(s)
If your delayed U.S. birth certificate does not include these items, it should be submitted with early public records (see below).
Letter of No Record
If a U.S. birth certificate is not on file for you in the state you were born, you will receive a Letter of No Record from the registrar instead of a birth certificate. It must meet the following requirements:
Issued by the state
Have applicant’s name and date of birth
List the years for which a birth record was searched
Include a statement that no birth certificate was found on file
When submitting a Letter of No Record, you must also submit at least two early public documents or one early public document and one early private document with Form DS-10 (see below).
Early public or private documents
Early public or private documents are documents that were created and/or issued early in the applicant’s life, preferably in the first five years.
Public records should include the applicant’s name, date of birth, and place of birth. Examples include:
Baptism certificate
Hospital birth certificate (often shows baby’s footprints)
U.S. Census record
Early school records
Family Bible record
Doctor's records of post-natal care
I'm so cooked in bed rn and wanna go get some easter chocolates but literally can't move
>>729881665
Tobacco ruins everything and your weed won't last any longer, it's like if you added sawdust to your coffee and said it makes more coffee?
>>729881940
Tobacco is really quite enjoyable though, and it even increases your high
>>729878679
Dank/10
>>729881899
>Amazon Prime Now
I'm pretty sure I only order from them when I'm high
>>729881899
>>729880735
>don't get ripped off by a stranger
What the fuck is the anon supposed to do? If you ask a random person on the street, you are going to get robbed or ripped off.
>>729882017
it's a stimulant and makes you less high.
It also tastes bad and makes you feel like shit, completely ruins the whole experience. But that's just my opinion.
>>729881940
Sawdust
Lots and lots of sawdust
>>729882117
Obviously its you. It gets you more high and makes you feel amazing thats why people smoke it
>>729880238
>>729881665
Fucking Euro trash. I don't need tobacco filler for my dank. I've got hash for that.
>>729881454
They won't legalise it as medical in the uk due to nhs and all the sponging fucks that will get I free if its legal
I don't know why they won't legalise it in general and not medical tbh
It's shit that I have to take trips abroad to smoke the different strains
Gonna eat some THC gummy bears I get with my medical marijuana card and get a nice mellow high.
>>729882214
>>729882017
It does not make you any higher. THC is what makes you high. Any THC in tobacco? Fucking idiots.
>>729881665
I call bullshitery
You know nothing
>>729881720
Happy birthday
>>729882356
Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Cocaine will get you higher too and it contains no thc
>>729882227
I don't even mix hash in as it ruins the flavour
>crisp bone dry bud with some slightly damp bud to help it burn even
>>729871645
clean since monday
fuck drugs
>>729880718
"Guys I can't smoke today, I have to change the oil in my car"
>>729882504
So you get high when you smoke tobacco solo do you? No, you may get light headed from the first stogie of the day. But it adds no effect to the high you feel when you consume weed because of the lack of THC. My argument is this, Adding tobacco to weed does not make you any higher.
I've got maybe 2 or 3 rips of oil left in a vape... That's it. :(
>>729882616
>weed
>clean
It's not even addictive faggot.
>>729880833
The place is full of cops homie
Be careful
>>729882587
I don't have such worries about the moister content of my bud. Top shelf medical grade marijuana goes good with some hash, or keef. Try it sometime.
>>729882666
At least you have something. I have nothing and will probably never have something again in my life.
I'm too old to make new contacts.
>>729882805
I'm old too. Married. Young kids. I got in with a couple of the new guys at work and get vape oil from them once or twice a month.
Super low-key and I can keep it safely hidden away from wife and kids easily.
>>729871645
happy made up holiday you fucking degenerates.
>>729882764
I can't uk fag
Amsterdam soon tho so I'll blow my fucking brains out lol
Hopefully try a moon rock and some old school sencimelia I love that shit
Off since September '16.
Friend had some at new years, took a hit, don't even like it anymore since then.
Beer is my thing now!
Have a good one m80's!
>>729882913
All holidays are made up retard
Working til 4. I'll get home about 4:15. Have just enough time to pack some Cindy 99. As the night progresses I'll switch to g13 and mk ultra with a bit of the dabs mixed in. I'll post pics later if I can remember.
>>729882434
thanks, Hitler
>>729882913
fuck your made up language you *GRUNTS LOUDLY*
>>729883262
Ironic that the capris was a gas station Kek
Some people choose to smoke and some people choose not too. These people are ok. Then there is you so insecure with your decisions you need others to follow you and you can't even fathom another idea from your own. You fear if you consider it you may end up a slave to WEED. TL:DR look up brainwashing vs conditioning it's what you do as parents man.
post what ya Watching
Best Korea docs. propaganda
City 40
watching Tenacious D earlier
why my kush all crumbly :(?
All I've got for today
>>729884339
holy fuck that looks like straight garbage
>>729884339
harvested way too early and probably wasn't grown right either way. Then dried to shit.
>>729880970
Cause it's also my Nana's.
>>729884673
>>729884578
eh, i hope it does the trick tho, i smoke once a year and dont have any tolerances
ive got to go into the office today, but i got some cheap wax im gonna pack into my pen and im gonna puff on that everytime i "have to step out of the office".
happy 420 /b/ros!
>>729881899
U dun goofed but dubs are nice
>>729884707
Appy Irfday, Nana =3
>>729881066
>That isn't hard LMAO.
My god you are retarded...
>>729882654
Cigarettes get you high too why do you think people smoke
>“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
>>729874218
Depends; I took a t-break after smoking about 5gs a day, left it about a week.
Before that smoking about .3g in the nights 2-3days was enough for a total reset.
>>729883871
Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende. Yes.. weird name and it's from Japan, but it's not "weeb shit". It's a comedy show that just happens to be produced in Japan.
Perfect for smoking weed. You'll piss yourself from laughing.
Here's an example:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk0xdf_sub-no-reaction-pie-hell_fun
Fan forum with download links and links to subbing groups:
http://www.gaki-no-tsukai.com/
its hitlers birthday today
Smoked some lemon haze and playing the old HTC Vive. Peace /b rothers
>>729887829
>>729887829
>>729887829
>>729887963
on Netflix =3
>>729871645
Havent smoked any yet, but it smells hella dank!
>>729878503
Solid advice
It's that tiem againg
>>729888793
wtf...
>>729878361
Ayyy you buy from Eden? That's my spot
Got an exam tomorrow so no smokey for me
>>729889555
>not knowing what it is
get out of here now
>>729888699
and how are you ingest that bit of /hash?/ ??
>why is jeff goldblum isn Thor:Ragnorok
anyone have a redpill?
>>729871645
I quit to find work 4 months ago.
Found the job, and got bud today... now I'm trying to decide if I wait until 4:20???
In my room smoking my face off waiting for Gf to come home and blow me while I smoke. A 5gram blunt
>>729889934
Kek you were in that battlestation thread yesterday (was it yesterday?). I remember that pic.
>>729888103
>know watching Prelude to War
I think I'm becoming a Grand Pa early =\
not sure what to think about that
>>729878292
Now thats a nice fatty
>>729889633
>inbf hurr durr, enjoy cancer
>>729890529
is goodblum cancer
>>729879213
Not trying to start anything but where would you say the best dispensaries are in the sates? Cali? Here in coos, oregon the dispensaries treat their bud with the most minimal respect. they knock the crystals for keif/hash then sell it, ts grown with too many chems and you can taste it, long story short it hiked the "black market" or street sales for marijuana here.
AYY LMAO
>>729880593
did you know that studies have shown that filtered joints worsen the tar to THC ratio?
don't know whish strain this is
>>729888793
is a candle flame really hot enough for vaporization?
>>729891063
Those look like crutches which is a paper tube with "M" shape in the middle.
>>729891074
>>729891167
oh, didn't know about those
>>729890695
well, somebody needs to call the Agriculture chief, whatever you call him, I'm sure they got inspectors
Some one should call them and complain, make it a public issue
only way you can get those people's attention
>in a place where every thing is a protest
>>729891189
looks like cannabis to me
>>729891144
Yeah plenty. You don't need much temp to vape it's all about patience and technique.
I smoke the vaped stuff from bong later too.
>>729891262
I prefer eating my abv, smoking it is a terrible experience
>>729891289
I ate whole bag of gold brown vaped weed and felt nothing.
Proper decarbing at least works for me after 2 hours but vaped does nothing.
>>729891544
huh, I only have to eat like ~1gram of pretty dark brown to feel it really heavily. guess it just doesn't work for some
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780548/
>>729891603
I prefer making proper firecrackers and let them sit for 2 days.
If you eat 1g of that you will be cursing at yourself for getting THAT high. At least I do because it really fucks you up.
>>729891864
huh, that could be nice
eating abv is fun and all but I do retch pretty hard every time I eat the stuff
>>729891623
Wow
this movie IS garbage; I'm waiting for it turn into a version of American Psycho; nope
::::::::WHAT SHOULD I WATCH::
>would you rather be in a room with drunks or pot smokers
Neither
that why i do 4/20 alone
>sorry, no homo
>>729891974
It's very harsh when smoked and tastes awful too.
With a decent bong one can almost completely remove the bitter taste though.
>>729892390
Absolutely anything is a great one.
>>729892628
bongs filter out too much thc
>>729892919
Old stoner myth. Bongs don't filter out THC at all. THC is hydrophobic
>>729881786
Good luck to you bro
weed is for fags
>>729892991
http://www.ukcia.org/research/pipes.php
>>729880856
for a head of broccolli you'll only need 3mins. I guess that's about an 800w.
i never smoked b4 but its only a matter of time b4 i hav my first lol
Happy 420 /b/ros
>>729893330
I was strongly against weed until I went to college then I turned into a stoner lol
>>729871645
Pex. I love this strain. Get it for medical. PTSD savior.
>>729893466
If it's cultivated right, after taste of pineapple, really fast onset. Hence the name.
>>729893466
thx 4 your svc
>>729873354
that's because you are a loser
>>729893457
i was anti everything for a while and then experimented with different stuff.
Weed is the only drug that fits me. I can be super baked and remain in control like a normal person. Nothing else I tried did that.
>>729881786
How did you get caught?
420 today is tough because I recently started a diet, so I'm working through it.
Wake and bake, assembled a heavy duty cart that I will use for camping this weekend, had a big bowl of fresh fruit with some yogurt, then got on the computer to do my real job.
Been working and blazing. Going to grab a shower soon and eat some smoked salmon with some crackers and cheese and pickles.
Going to see Chris Rock tonight. The opener is unnamed. Could be Arsenio Hall, could be anyone... even Dave Chappelle?
any real stoners in here? santa cruz, california. planning to celebrate today accordingly
>>729894301
Never got past 6 yet. Need to invest in some dabs soon.
>>729880624
Yeah you can, I've met a couple guys like that
Guys check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSq-qZQLF4
>>729873232
Good luck on that lawnmower.
>>729880624
Just hang out near a gas station and ask someone who's buying swishers or whatever. No one buys those to smoke the tobacco in them
>>729886077
thats not a high