Masturbating is a homosexual act because it is a sexual act with

are you telling me i'm getting laid every night?
by me?

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>>729856471

>>729856522
not gay if i say no homo as i bust nut

>>729856661
this is a meme and you aren't serious

>>729856363
only if your balls touch

>>729857969
>implying they aren't always touching and you're always being homo

>>729858023
pls explain? it's not like your hand is touching itself so why would your balls touch themselves?

>>729858266
ballS

plural

each ball is basically always touching the other, aka your nut sack

>>729858408
yes but i think there is minimum requirement of 3 balls for the statement to be true.

where onto some deep metaphysical shit right here

>>729858732
>where


which direction is that in?

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>>729858832
in my dads closet

I believe it is autosexual, actually, since it is a sexual act with your own self.

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>>729858987


Regardless of it being autosexual, it's still homosexual, by definition.

If you're masturbating a girl and not yourself at the same time it's straight, and if you're masturbating her as well as yourself at the same time it is bisexual.

>>729858979
moor?

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>>729860152

>>729860152
no its man ass you dip

>>729856363
>masturbation
>not self-rape
Learn to christ anon.

>>729859144
isnt masturbaiting a girl means youre a cuck, because you watch your hand fuck your girl? im confus

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>>729860570


no it means you're alpha because you're taking direct control of the situation

>>729861385
determinism will disagree with you

>>729861544


Determinism is not a person so it's not going to agree or disagree with anybody.


Also, contextually what is meant by "direct control" is this particular organism is not passively sitting by and letting whatever happen, but rather is physically engaged in a focused act.

The metaphysics of reality have nothing to do with describing the apparent situation and designating what appears as a passive or aggressive actor in a situation.

>>729856471
So what does it count as when your clone joins in?

>>729856363
Degenerate, homosexual propaganda.
DON'T LET THEM INDOCTRINATE YOU, PEOPLE!

>>729861791

Nice inside view there anon

>>729861544


Determinism is a theory made up by humans. It doesn't agree or disagree with anything. Rather, particular humans have a certain notion of what determinism means. It can never be regarded as a scientific theory because there is no way to prove that "possibility is impossible" - even if one holds a deterministic view.

>>729861791
the whole idea of determinism will disagree with this person which represents his own ideas.
don't be dull just for the sake of it.

>>729862044
>the whole idea of determinism will disagree with this person which represents his own ideas.


I have no idea what you even mean by that.

Determinism doesn't negate subjectivity. It just holds that reality unfolds in a singular manner. The experience of life stays exactly where it always has been - in our heads. It doesn't take away the decision making process that we inevitably go through day to day.


"Man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills." - Schopenhauer

We make choices but we don't choose to make choices.

>>729861965
Prove that god doesnt exist

>>729862213
You spelled Shakespeare wrong.

>>729862239


Prove that leprechauns don't exist. It's the same exact task, and it's impossible.

I don't believe that anything does not exist, I merely don't believe in things that don't.

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>>729862312


>kys

>>729856363
>>729859144

my hands don't have a gender

>>729862435
your entire body is male, including your hands

>>729856363
Sex with myself

I'm not homo tho

>>729862435
Chromosomes don't lie.
kys tumblerina

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>>729862239
Why should I, God exists but he isn't almighty.
God is a hyperdimensional neckbeard in tesseract basement looking at his 3D VN. Cause 3D > 4D

>>729861965
lets put this shit in a clear perspective, "you" are just an observer of "your" own life, no more than a spectator with no will o your own, everything your body does is continuous chemical process which began long before you were born, every movement,
hence every movement you make (including jerking off your gf) is predetermined, by reality itself. the only undetermined thing in this universe if the location of electron around the atom, and i doubt this uncertainty is what constitutes as human free will (at least not in a single lifetime).

>>729862435
Your hands have a Y chromosome.

>>729862239
what is that?

>>729862724

What you don't understand is that I basically agree with you but I also believe that "alpha" and "beta" can be accurately described of creatures which exhibit those traits.


You started splitting hairtriggers when I used the phrase "direct control" (in a half-humorous way, mind you) as a way to affirm an "alpha" trait, I still stand by it merely because when you describe a thing as exhibiting control rather than lack of control the semantic context is one of psychology and action and not one of literal metaphysical truth.

>>729862724
>is predetermined, by reality itself

In other words you have no idea what the fuck you are even saying.


Also, this is dogma. You're claiming to know something as divine as predestination but you're a fragile, finite little human being. A bit of hubris doesn't make you a god.

>>729860570
virginfag

>>729862325
>I don't believe that anything does not exist, I merely don't believe in things that don't.
wat

>>729862996
>>729862724
>is predetermined, by reality itself


You realize that we are part of reality, right? You're treating it as if we don't constitute part of it.

>>729863100


I don't ever claim that "X doesn't exist", such a claim is impossible to make.


I merely know that I don't know if certain things exist, and hence I lack a belief in them until further notice of their potential evidence.

>>729862852
read the good book

>>729863175
Have you ever been to the moon||?
How do you know IT'S real?

>>729862895
no
>>729862996
i didn't make any claim about my stance on the issue, frankly the whole idea of determinism is too big and abstract for humans to swallow anyway
>>729863021
regularfag
>>729863121
yes and no, but more of yes than no
>>729863242
you mean Mai Chan's Daily Life?

>>729863512
>no


If that's your best response to a paragraph then you aren't worth anyone's time.

>>729863512
I mean the Bible.

>>729863512
>yes and no, but more of yes than no


Not a helpful response if you actually want people to agree with you.

>>729863512
>determinism is too big and abstract for humans to swallow anyway


You mean it's simple hogwash philosophy that gives you an excuse to conveniently give up on life without asking more questions about your motivation towards believing in it. It's abstraction has nothing to do with its unpopularity.

>>729863583
i don't read burger comics
>>729863550
>>729863606
give me a moment to articulate

>>729863737
*its

phone is stupid

>>729863741
>burger comics
Europe is also catholic at least it was beforethe muslims jumpd in

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>>729863737
>>729863606
>>729863550
first and foremost i think i should remind us all where we are right now which is another fagthread on d that realy amount to nothing, so unless im being graded i'm not about to completely waste my time typing out extensively what can be explained in a simple one time conversation.
second of all, >>729863550 you're right to a degree, and then you completely lose me,ok?
and >>729863606, we are part of reality yet we can observe it from a perceived distance and make "corrections" which by themselves are part of that same reality.
>>729863737 determinism is unpopular (if you could really say so) only because of the inconvenience of the truth
>>729864081 i'm a race mixing atheist jewfag living in israel and i'm a slav and fuck you kill me
anything else?

>>729863737
also, after determinism there are no more questions, only details to fill the blanks.

>>729864595
>i'm a race mixing atheist jewfag living in israel and i'm a slav
>jew
>slav
??????

>>729864811
life is not jew or slav

>>729864917
>life is not jew or slav
what

>>729864971
life is not black and white, but since i fucking hate niggers i will not associate myself with the color black, hence: "life is not jew or slav".
the joke is now dead

>>729865159
it's a shit joke

>>729865583
thanks for your observation

>>729865673
Stil how can you be both a jew and a slav?
Are you like Drake?

>>729865760
almost one-third of the population in jewland are drunk slavs, and that is something you will never hear on tv.
it it just so happens to be that im also don't believe in judeo-christian mambo jambo