Just found out that my girlfriend believes that a blowjob isn't

No. We are back to the ol status quo

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That door swings both ways, Op.

How many of your friends get to benefit from her unconventional sexual perspective?

>>729855864
She's justifying her past cheating on you.

Nigga you a cuck

She's been sucking dicks behind your back since before you even met

Women are retarded. In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and fire is hot.

>>729856066
It isn't cheating if he only uses her mouth.

>>729856039
Thank you. That's exactly what I needed to hear.

>back of my mind, etc.

>>729855864
reverse image search = nothing

who is this OP, alt: share

>>729856101
>water is wet
water is sticky
>the sky is blue
the sky is clear, the light reflected off of atmospheric oxygen appears blue
>fire is hot
that's subjective

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>>729855864

>>729856193
According to her. A rational person views this as cheating.

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>>729856241
She's my girlfriend.

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Legally specking in most states; vaginal intercourse is required to divorce over infidelity.
if someone feels up your girl its not cheating in court but mine would be carrying a black eye for quite some tome

>>729856443
well shit nigga don't be stingy

now you gotta dump the rest

>>729855864
It's literally called oral sex

>>729856505
>Legally specking

Stopped reading right there

>>729855864
>"A blowjob isn't sex. It just isn't"
That's pretty unconventional thinking from your gf anon. it's actually a bit more nuanced. most girls think this: a blowjob is sex for the guy, because he is using his genitalia. it's not sex for the person giving the blowjob, because she is just using her mouth, and her genitals aren't involved. So if a guy gets a blowjob from a stranger, he's cheating; and if a girl gives a blowjob to a stranger, she isn't cheating.

>>729856443
if that's your girlfriend you better let her suck as many dicks as she wants. Hell, I'd suck the dicks for her if it meant I got a piece of that ass.

>>729856443
Women act like this until you turn it against them.

Consider her a lost cause, and start getting blowjobs from other women on the regular. If she suddenly gets upset, it means her values arnt meaning to her what she thought they did and is experiencing a cognitive dissonance.

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>>729856521
I am well aware of the fact that I'm hitting way above my weight class, anon. She could do a lot better than me, but I'm not going to tell her.

>>729855864
OP she is just trying to be political but doesn't have a clue. Neither have you, obviously, if you argue that fucking Lewinsky has anything to do with the quality or lack thereof of Clintons politics.

>>729855864
Any of her kisses tasting kinda bleachy lately?

>>729855864

So kissing is sex, but blowjobs not...

>"I would give you a high five. Seriously. I would be jealous that I wasn't on my knees, right next to her, sucking your dick with her. However, I would consider it cheating if you kissed her."

Yeah, that's what she says now. But go have your dick sucked and wait for her emotions to kick in!
"but, but, you said..." will be absolutely no defense. Women won't give a crap or listen to reason, because for them a powerful emotion will trump everything.

You will be blamed.

For proof, she can't even tell you why a blowjob isn't sex. "It just is" - definitely a female answer. So when you ask later how you can be wrong when you only did what she said, "you just are"

>>729856521
http://www.amourangels.com/z_model_888.html

>>729856951
Oh shit we've been looking at cp the whole time lol

>>729856951
Wow OP is dating a model

>>729856273
>the sky is clear, the light reflected off of atmospheric oxygen appears blue
when something reflects light in such a way as to appear blue, that's what makes it blue you retard

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>>729856951
>newfags will consider this a win

Great. Now we can all go back to the same tired shit. Op, thanks for trying to make 4chan slightly interesting for a change.

>>729856951
>http://www.amourangels.com/z_model_888.html
ты не русский, пидор

>>729855864
OP's gf is sucking cock daily, cause it "ain't cheatin" and he doesn't know.

>>729856951
she looks a lot more alien and sickly when viewed more than once

>>729857179
>that's what makes it blue you retard
Actually it would be every color but blue. Haven't taken high school physics yet?

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>>729857084
>believing that op is actually dating this girl

>>729855864
Run the FUCK away from that crazy shit.

Or better yet : actually do it. Get a blow job in a bar, see if she freaks or not. If she freaks, then you get away. Even if she doesn't freak, get away from her.

>>729857212
There are 4 lights! Not 5!

>>729857308
>as to appear blue
>every color but blue
You misinterpreted that poster as talking about reflection or absorption of specific wavelengths, but the post was much simpler than that, and you are not very smart.

>>729856951
moar!

>>729857362
Kek

>>729855864
typical whore mentality. they dont think handjobs, blowjobs, or anal is "sex".

she's probably servied over 50 men in her room, in club bathrooms, in motels, on the fucking street. she's a whore, just like all women. are you surprised? you shouldn't be.

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.

>>729857362
Plot twist: op is the girl

>>729856233
Deffinetely covering something up, ask her dead in the eye if she "hadn't ha sex" with anyone since you're two are dating
It feels like jumping on a minefield anon

>>729857362
>OP is a faggot and likes to suck dicks.

>>729857509
just search images for amour angels lapa.

>>729855864
It's a not-so-well-kept secret that the Clintons have a conditional open marriage. She's absolutely correct. His vows to Hillary were intact.

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>>729856598
thats tarded as fugg

>>729856273

>not invited to many parties

>>729855864
This is what Clinton supporters actually believe.

>>729856443
>>729856241

LOLOLOL no that isn;t ur gf that is a model from metart from eastern europe somewhere just forgot her name

>>729856273
You know how there's autism but the person is really smart so you don't feel so bad for them? You have the kind of autism where you're not smart but hope you might be. But everyone can see you're not and they realize you're an autismo with retardation, and they feel bad for you.

>>729855864
So you should tell her, "OMG, I'm so glad to hear you say that because Stacy at work gave me a blowjob last month in the file room and I was feeling guilty about it and wondering how I was going to tell you. But if that's how you feel, work got a lot more interesting. Thank you, honey. You're the best."

>>729856039
Doesn't that also means she can suck other dicks?

>>729856066
Exactly

KEEP POSTING THESE NUDES!!!

>>729856710

If that's your girl, she might be sucking all the dicks, but you know she spits. Seriously, when was the last time she had a meal?

>>729855864
Eating ain't cheating.
Munch down on her best friend and see how that works out.

>>729856598
yet if you eat out some hot bitches pussy she'll be right there with a knife ready to cut the bitch

>>729855864
Your girlfriend is a degenerate anon, dump as soon as possible

>>729855864
so how meny guys has she blown then anon go on how meny guys did she suck off XD

>>729855864
OP I GUARANTEE you, you've kissed the cum of another man out of your girl's lips.

At first I felt bad being so honest about it, but to be even more honest; you're retarded for not realising this.

>bait is mediocre, for making me reply

>>729855864

She has mental issues. Maybe abused in her early past. May have low emotions and inability to truly love.

No jealousy also means she can easily cheat on you, because zero guilt. She will see any jealousy as possessiveness and nothing else.

>>729865067
Maybe she just likes sucking dick and doesn't want to commit to just one dick right now.

I'd be fine with this deal. She's not going to get pregnant. She's not going to catch HIV. You get variety without serious consequences. No matter how perfect she is, once you've been with the same girl long enough, you'll want nothing more than a different one.