ITT: Describe you sex life with a Star Wars quote > I went

>>729845515
it's a trap!
/thread

>>729845559
Myself, the boy, three droids, and no questions asked.

> What are you doing back there!?!?

>>729845515
After I dump a big load
>I'm your father
That's not true, that's impossible!

>>729846140
I need help with this big, hairy thing!

>>729845515
I have a bad feeling about this

>>729845515
>wookie noises

>>729846284
celebrate the love! yub! yub!

It's over Anakin I have The High Ground

> He has too much of his father in him

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"Don't get.... cocky."

>>729846837
Kek.

It's a trap!

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

I've got a bad feeling about this

Luke: Leia....Leia is my sister
(Luke looks troubled)
Obi-Wan: You don't look very happy to hear that, what...no, please tell me you didn't bone your sister

>>729845515
"I...I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too." ―Anakin Skywalker

>>729845515

Han: "No, no, no... This one goes there, that one goes there!"

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Sorry about the mess

>>729847774
nice

> Back home, the sand is so coarse. Here,
> everything is so soft...like you

>>729845515
All Han. All more accurate than stormtroopers.
> Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
> Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
> Easy? You call that easy?
> YAHOOO!
>everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

>>729845515

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

>>729845515
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons

>>729845515
>sex life
Failed have I.
Into exile I must go.

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"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not..."

This was your father's lightsaber....he used it to murder twenty or thirty Younglings

>>729845515
"Truly wonderful the mind of a child is..."
- Yoda

>>729848555
Great

You'll find I'm full of surprises

I only know one thing, it's time for the Jedi Order to end.

>Here comes blade the nigger Jedi
Old Ben kanobi

>I hate these goddamn snakes on a plane!
Mace Windu

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>>729845515
Maxi big da force

"Beep beep boop"
~R2-D2

It's not a problem if you don't look up
- Jyn Urso

I have the high ground

>>729851697
The Jedi only believe in two absolutes-
Only the Sith believe in absolutes
Whoever has the high ground wins

Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks, Darth maul, you're damn right.

Yoda hayes

Quiet! And there's a fresh one if you mouth off again.

Judge me by my size, do you?

And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside

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>>729852433
dude, you just killed my fucking sides.

That's no moon.

What a wonderful smell you've discovered!

I have never seen Star Wars...

it was

>a long time ago

OBI WAN! HAVE A SEAT ILL BE RIGHT WITH YA

>>729851801
you will try

That's no woman

"There is no try. There is only do"

Don't be afraid, I feel it too

This is goddamn gold

That's why I did it, so you'd miss me

>>729845515
HOO TINI!

We've lost all communications....

never tell me the odds

Women always figure out the truth. Always.