I'm a fag at college who can't afford real toys right

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

>>729845169
My dick

>>729845336
Wow never thought of that

>>729845380
If I had some dick in my life rn I wouldn't be asking about toys

I remember reading a story about some dude who used drum sticks. Try that

>>729845380
Hey that's what I was gonna say

>>729845169
Ultimately, dildos are the cheapest option. I've wadded up toilet paper or paper towels and covered them with a condom before, though.

>>729846770
I have $11 in my bank account and I don't get paid until next week. Buying isn't an option right now

A hair dryer, but it only really works in the bath

>>729846945
>such a huge fag he can't wait a week to tear his ass up
Just ask a random hobo to double fist you

>>729845169

>fill condom with water
>place condom inside the tube left at the end of a roll of TP/aluminum foil
>place in freezer overnight
>fuck yourself with an ice cock

>>729847501
It would be more than a week, after all my various expenses $11 is a good week

>>729846945
Plastic wrap can also work in lieu of a condom (for extra cheapness) but it can only be used once

>>729847896
Actually that's a pretty fucking good idea

>>729848064

It's even easier in the winter when they just grow from the edge of your roof. I still remember the spot on the roof of the house I grew up in where the best ice cocks always sprouted.

>>729848628
Ouch, little sharp aren't they?

>>729848875

Break the end off at the right thickness and hold it under a faucet for a few moments to round off the tip.

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Use clay

>>729849097
Sweet, just have to wait 9 months for that one

if your ass is brave enough use a brush, look that is smooth, always use a condom

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Cucumber or an eggplant.

>>729850026
Fucking eggplants are massive

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banana?

Fuck it use a deodorant can

>>729847441
High power with heat feels best.

Rolled up washcloth wrapped in electrical tape with a condom.

You can fold one end of the cloth a bit for a head too

>>729847956
do you reuse condoms?

>>729851749
Nigga wut

>>729845169
I've used toilet loofah handles on multiple occasions

>>729847501
>such a huge fag he can't wait a week to tear his ass up
This made me laugh thanks anon

>>729845169
Spicy sausage

a small cucumber or a large carrot

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A warm shit log from Andy Sixx

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1. Grab a knife.
2. Go into nature.
3. Find piece of wood. this can be small twig or large log depending on desired level of anal destruction.
4. Whittle until wood is shape of penis.
5. If you don't like it rough, sand it
6. lube and penetrate

>>729845169
just use your fingers dumbass, don't desensitize your ass so sex isn't as fun

>>729852848
Fingers have gotten boring

>>729845169
screwdriver

>>729845169
broom handle

>>729845169
Loaded revolver

>>729845169
Mfw don't know how to upload pics off of iPhone to show people my nudes :(

>>729845169
glass jar

1. Go to store.
2. Go to shampoo aisle.
3. WIN!

>>729845169
There's a sexual liberation website where they'll send you a free dildo

>>729853279
I've seen that, no

>>729853398
Link

My sex toy collection is not bad

>>729853551
I'm trying to remember, it was posted on /b/ about a month ago . There was a small selection, but it included a realistic dildo, a cock ring, and a few other items. Maybe somebody else remembers

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>>729845169
Bottles. Depending on how experienced you are with your back door of course. When I was poor, I used standard 20oz soda bottles. Dump/drink the soda, fill with warm (not hot!!) Water, and put it in a condom. I would use the extra ripped lubed ones. This is again, assuming you're a bit experienced. As in if you can take 3 fingers without being in pain experienced.

Can always go after smaller bottles and use the same idea.

>not a full on fag, just a guy who is in denial about potential bisexualality.

>>729853551
Found it.
https://sexyliberation.org/

There's maybe 6 items they'll send free

>>729853551
>>729854198
Ok, here's the only one that's actually free, though I'm nnot sure about shipping

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>>729854627
>>729854198
>>729853551
>>729853398

>>729852545
it's never going to be a meme faggot

>>729854665
shipping is 4 bucks.

>>729845169
Just jerk off faggot

>>729854198
Thanks anon, your services are appreciated

>>729845169
You don't have $10 to buy an ass plug off Amazon? That's what I did. Works just fine for me.

>>729855247
Once you go anal you never go back

>>729855382
Lol I have $11 and I don't even have food for every day until I get paid again

>>729854006
Any brand of bottle better than any other?

>>729847501

best response

>>729855649
How's that going to work for you?

>>729856114
Any older Pepsi type bottle will do. Round bottles of course. Avoid anything that can explode. I.e. chemical cans, carbonated bottles, etc.

>>729846945
Go donate plasma you fag. That'll get you a dildo. Or use a beer bottle. I don't give a fuck.

>>729849211
Looks like SSJ3 Goku...

>>729856114
7 Up

>>729856845
>>729856594
Thankyou, not OP but thats super useful.