you have 10 seconds to be as much of a newfag humanly possible

>>729836814

that's it I'm out of here

>LOL XD

>>729836814
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>>729836814
What's cp?

>>729836814
Ha! Lel !!!!! Lelelelelelele! Kekerino!!!
Niggers! Sluts! Meeeeeeeeeems!!!!!

@729836814
LOL how do I upvoat this?

OP is heterosexual.

All these faggots bitching about do5 need to fuck off back to plebbit

topkek.
I hate niggers.

>>729836973
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How can I post something?

>>729837074
you glorious bastard

Who is kek and what is moot? Lol thx gais

>>729836814
FUCK YOUUUUUUU

>>729837162
Wait I made sure it was spaced between them, why did it align to the left when I pasted it.

>be me
>wait am do it rite
<catch me outised

>>729837222
oh baby a triple
triple checked

>>729836993
>>729836993

>>729836993

CHECKED THOSE AWSOME DUBS

How do I get dubs

>>729837667
>>729837667
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>>729837667
HOLY FUCK THATS HOW YOU GET DUBS

What are the rules of the internet?
Does /b/ have rules too?

>>729837299
Newfag spotted

What's a fingerbox?

Just got my 4Chan pass

>Andy sixx shit jokes ;D XD

>>729837766
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>>729837833
Sweet succession of dubs.

All of you are good people I don't know why they say such bad things about this place.

LOL PEPE IS MY FAVORITE ME-ME

>IS THIS HOW MAKE GREEN TEXT

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>3
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>>729837930
samefagging this hard

>>729836814
mODs reported for Loki thread you godless pedos

>pls upvote

be me status update
<this happened to me
<on facebook, reddit, and google plus
<someone writes they don't like my little pony
<tell them not to oppress me
<manage to hack into 4chan.com and write this 4chan.com status update without even registering an account

timestamp 4pm 20th april 2017

What are you guys keking? And I think you mean kick

hi guise le 9 gag here where is the funi raeg comics and shoop da woops pls XDDDD pls giv le funi emems XDDD

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>>729836814
>you have 10 seconds to be as much of a newfag humanly possible

>>729838189
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i'm a 4chan hacker all hail anomynouse trololololololololololololololololol

How do i make triangles with my cellphone?

when you post where are the smileys?

how do I upvote?

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>>729838079
Oh no, you caught me

>>729839046
>them tabs

>is this green text?

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>>729839046
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GUISE LEZ GO DDOS MEEMBASE LEEEEEEEEL WE'RE HACKERZ #ANONMOUSE

WE R LEGOS
WE ARE NOT FIVEGET
WE DOESNT FORGAVE
EXPEDITE US

@729836814
faggot

>>729839425
BOOBS

>>729839046
LIKE OMG YOU LIKEZ THE ATTACK ON TITAN? I LIKE IT TOO! THIS DESERVES GILDED

>>729839425
Small of back
>iinb4timstampp

>>729836814
>I'm posting on my phone
#thread

WHy are aLl of you guys soooooo ruuuude??

Heys guys its 2007 and i just found this site

/b/ was always like this guys

What's pizza?

>>729839614
haha >inb4timestamp

>whats cheese PIZZA?

>>729839940
>nerve gas

>>729836814
In this thread: newfags act like they are only pretending to be newfags. You are all plebs. For those of you who don't know the rules:
< 3 months = newfag
3-6 months = midfag
6+ months = oldfag

Oldfag here get out my |b|

>>729840169
Haha 6 months? I've been here almost a year!

>>729839425
shoe them now
share pics [email protected]

>>729840169
I thought you were an oldfag after a few years?

>>729840169
You sir might just be the oldest newfag on this site.

>>729839425
Booby :D

guys check this awesome site
>9gag.com

>>729836814
spread that ass baby


...etc, etc, etc x 1000
I used to actually have her nudes somewhere too.

Old fag is a term for a certain year. You cannot obtain oldfagdom. Youre either here before mid 2007 or your not. you fucking fags, newfags, cancer, and whatever the fuck you are now. Trap enthusiasts?

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Omg guise HaIL Hitler XD

Nigger

guys i love all the may-mays you come up with. keep em coming

>HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

Send a rare pepe niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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xD :( :) ;) :') >:D :S -_- -.- :P

>Fucking faggots.

>>729836814
You all already win, posting in this shit thread.

>>729836814
this is actually my first comment on here. just lurked until now.

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̤̺̠̰͖̺͖́͝H̴̟̲̝̦̻̬̭̥̪̕͡e̛͔͔ ̹̠͈̀͞w̜͍h̡̛̙̘̬̱o̹̥ ̶̢̙̮̺̝̥̯̤́Ẃ̗̻a̸̴̱̟͝i̳̫̭̲̪̳̱͖t̶̵̗̩͜s͎̣̝̖͔͎͡ ͏̘̣̘͍̝̰͠B͏͖͕͡e͇̰̹͎͜h̙͟i̷͙̮̬̱̺̯͠n̝̠̰̤̻̹̣͈͠͝d̛̝̦̜ ̶͔̱͚́ͅT͙̗̤̠͙̥͈͡h̴̲̥̕e̴̷̻̬̖̟̰ ̶̪̹͓̜͇͇͔W̟̰ą͈̝͔̗̜̞͎̺̬͞l̶̺̞̺͍͖̦͇͞l̵̸̩̲̪͎͇͍͓͟ͅ.̨̣͓̮͓̺̳̱͢ͅ
̤̬̫̝͍̠̤͙̹̀͟Z̢̰̹͎̤͍̗A̦̜̗̥͡L̪̦̥̘ͅG̶̰̟̙̱O̵̝̜̟̦̺͎̩̥̕!̯͈͙̭̻ͅͅ

>>729836973
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How do I make the triangles? I'm seriously asking here

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Cringed at op
>inb4 the whole thread is cringy

Can you guys send me memes

>>729840855
Um, I find this utterly offensive and so I'm calling the proper authorities on you.

>>729839046
plz fuk me daddy

>>729842223
you use alt codes. alt-f4 makes triangles.

>makes thread
>let's all show how newfag we are so everybody knows we can't possible be newfags

>greentext?

dubles

>>729842568
i'm on a mac it wont work for me :(

Hi, could someone help me? I want to buy 4chan gold cuz I can't see some images, thanks

>>729836814
How about you go die of death!

>>729836814
>checking to see if this actually works

>xd

got u beat, i am a newag

What does a "v&" mean

Who is this anonymous guy

>>729842787
then try command W to make triangles, so
command W ENTER
Command W SPACE Command W

>Be me
>learns green text from this thread
>still doesnt know what kek, suace, bump means
>and isnt loli illegal
Someone actually explain bump sauce and kek plz

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>>729836814
I don't get it. Who are you quoting? Did someone delete their message?

>>729843152
command w closed my window :O

>test

how do I "bump"

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>>729843469

>>729842969
See >>729843418

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did I win?

I don't understand the banana joke

Lel take my up vote

>>729843732
New gay. This is how i do it

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>>729843891
Didn't even expect that to work

What does sage mean?

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>>729843384
>google

"Anon" has done so much things and everyone knows about him. I would love to see him sometime.

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I think I got it

>triangle

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>>729842356
Nice tabs faggot

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Ok I'm pretty sure triforce is not possible anymore

>>729839425
ROLL

>nigger

Who is this OP? I was OP on my friends minecraft server, am i missing something?

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maybe?

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Check out mg 3 new gfs tits are real and qtie

>>729845317
Hey! It's not ok to call people that

>>729845682
moral fag

>>729845682

>niggerfaggot

>>729845888
FUCKING WO.

>>729836814
Log posting
I paid x for this did i get ripped off
Fb/ig fap threads
Friends you want to fuck threads
Wwyd threads
etc

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yes?

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>>729845888
Checked

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>>729836814
so like im like for sure anonymous?

>>729846294
GOT IT BITCHES

>>729846294

>so newfag that he doesn't know how to newfag
kys

>>729845888
Hey, GTFO oldfag, newfags only, nice dubs

whats 4chan

>>729845888
Only an oldfag could get trips like those. I bow down with my single

>>729846429
jelly?

>>729846855
I'm jelly when I see a level of naivety like this. I wish I could go back to when I learned to tri force. Boy the guy who replied to my post was so jelly. It felt like cucking my bestfriend

How do I upvote?

I had to scroll all the way up for to reply to comment that i want to make a mad face at. also what is "green text" also why are people so racist, you know theres more than 60 genders right?

Tits or gtfo

why is it called 5chan?

>>729836814
Who the fuck is moon man?

Who the fuck is moot

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>>729845888
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im so good at this

>>729836814

>What's a fingerbox?

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Did I do it? XD lel

>>729848550
A dickbox for moralfag

>>729836814
anime == gay garbage

One of my friends from reddit told me how to get the super secret 4chan app for my phone, where do I go to make a post about how much I love mlp?

Also, what is this triforce everyone keeps talking about?

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Hey can you guys show me how to get dubs?

>>729839046
Which JRE are you listening to?

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Whats a fingerbox?

>>729852417
A dickbox for moralfag