Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
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>>729832674
I guess just tell them they are yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToGzfPpu4P8
Hello
>>729832918
Sounds like a good idea to me~ and no it is not that easy I just gravitate to some people
>>729833029
Yoooooooooooooooo
>>729833045
ASUHDUD
Eating all that lamb over the last 2 days was a bad idea
>>729832740
>>729833248
>>729833045
Good. Rubbing in the soap and holding the shower head over certain spots. Why did you gravitate to me then?
>>729833029
hey yuuki
>>729833045
and you dont gravitate to me?
>>729833296
hello hello I love you all <3
>>729833220
Whats good in the hood??
>>729833380
Well i think youre very mysterious and adorable and I like the fact that you dont think those things even if they are true.
>>729833441
Hey I mean youre very cute and maybe one day I will gravitate to you~
>>729833621
Hi
>>729831786
That's awesome.
My little bro is currently in Houston for a robotics competition. (Houki)
>Misaki Claimed
>>729833231
>too much lamb
been there before the last time I made farikal, there's only so much even a normal person can take. I'd still eat the hell out some good lamb though.
>>729833029
How's your evening?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>go flames
>>729831786 Houki
Yeah But the Devils have players to bulid around and they aren't getting any younger. The Wings should probably start rebuilding after losing the streak but with Ken Holland who knows.
>>729833719
Ha mysterious how? Not adorable. Thats your opinion
>>729833725
hello hello miss tomoko <3
>>729833533
>
>>729833441
Yo, what's up
>>729833719
Rocket League! You?
>>729834327
How are you?
>>729834426
not much just farming on ffxiv, how are you tonight?
>>729834446
I'm doing my best! how are you?
>>729834221
Hmmm well you never really talkedd to me before and now we talk almost everyday I also find you adorable no matter how much you dont like it. Also youre a pretty good dom...
>>729834426
Nothing much just playing Stepmania!
>>729834717
Ehh. Was about to shower.
>>729833931
10 unfrenched cutlets, cleaning the bones, a pub sized serve of pasta with lamb and various mouthfuls over the 2 days. I keep adding bacon and hollandaise to it.
>>729834803
go go do the naked
>>729834426
that blue sky made me remember I have a thing for "falling up" into the sky and I won't be able to hold on to something.
>>729834695
Grinding ranked in rocket league, never played ffxiv
>>729834776
Play Rush on stepmania, all of 2112
>>729834950
Man, now I'm going to be anxious every time i go outside
>>729834776
I guess that would do it. It does irk me. I was trying to make you happy with it.
>>729834919
Why? Its not like youll see anything.
>>729833868
Not a bad way to go out and about on someone else's dime. Hope it goes well for him.
>>729834126
True, though like with any sport, the front office and bad ownership can keep that from really happening. I remember NJ having to borrow money at one point to pay players. Makes you wonder how teams like Florida stay afloat.
>>729834807
>10 of them
Just damn. Between that and pasta, are you able to move around much?
>>729835183
I played 2112 on Audiosurf and it fucking hurt my eyes
>>729835279
Yes master sorry master no more calling you cute~
>>729835279
GO GO DO THE NAKED
Hi guys
>>729835183
never played rocket league so i guess we're even
>>729835279
give us lewds so we can imagine
>>729835183
my bad. but summer is the worst time to think about that. try not to stare at the sky too long for now
>>729835515
You really want me to put that gag back on hm?
>>729835517
Why?
>>729835676
Nah I think you got a good enough head on your shoulders to imagine it.
>>729835337
I wish i knew. Tampa Bay has a healthy crowed but Florida has trouble filling the seats, even last year they had trouble when they were in the playoffs
She bruises, coughs, she splutters pistol shots
Hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
She's morphine, queen of my vaccine
My love, my love, love, love, la, la, la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Germolene, disinfect the scene
My love, my love, love, love
But please don't go, I love you so, my lovely
>>729835337
Ive bent over to grab stuff for work and felt the protein baby a few times
>>729835979
No master I will be quiet now~
>>729835337
Thanks Houki. Good luck.
To any of you faggots who are going to the Tampa Gun Show this weekend, I hope to see you there! Afterwards, I will be taking Miss Cancer Girl to church with me and preparing for exams. It is already well past my bed time, so good night and God Bless to all of you.
>>729835515
Longest song I've done on audiosuft was Subdivisions and that was bad enough
>>729835676
It's a ton of fun, definitely try it!
>>729835693
I don't go outside hardly any so I'm fine I think
>>729836588
I like that.
>>729836038
Wouldn't be surprised if there was revenue sharing or something else between the league and the teams. Small markets always got that disadvantage versus the big markets when it comes to money (and also getting the big players). When they get good it's usually because they found talent from within or through the minors/draft.
>>729836333
>trips of pain confirmed
Was it worth it in the end? The glutton in me says yes.
>>729836595
'Night, take it easy.
Think I'll be heading out as well. Goodnight all.
>>729836834
Yes master whatever you like~
>>729837131
Its a good regret
>>729836757
you are safe
>>729837131
Yeah most big names want to go to places like Chicago, Pittsburgh, Montreal, New York, ect... so it's harder for the smaller teams like Florida and New Jersey to find talent.
>>729837252
I could go for a drink and some snugs.
Kurisu is mai waifu
I dont have a waifu but i will post a gif I like.
How is everyones day? Does anybody want to hangout playing dwarf fortress later?
>>729837478
go take your shower tomo
>>729837648
lewd
>>729837478
Ohhhhh that sounds wonderful, shall we snug together and you can wear my eyepatch
>>729837789
Poor. I don't know that game. >>729837827
Why? It's not like I'm running out of water. >>729837878
I can't snug by myself. I've never worn an eyepatch before.
>>729837400
Yup, indoors is the safest place
>>729838505
This is why you snug with me and dont worry its gonna look cute on you~
>>729836913
Hi Nabiki
>>729838505
Why poor?
Also you don't have to know the game i just want someone that will listen to me
>>729838627
NANIIIIIIIIII?!?!
>>729838545
outside is scary, never go there
>>729838545
it is
bye now
>>729839040
Outside is where the civil war happened, too dangerous
>>729839139
bye bye
https://youtu.be/0vo23H9J8o8
>>729838627
Good I want you nice and close. Plenty of skin to touch too. I shouldn't wear it then. >>729838724
Just was. Well what do you have to say?
>>729839376
Hi Tomoko
>>729839032
Heya Megumin how are you doing today cutie??
>>729839376
Thats fine, imma just take it off tho so I can see you well with both my eyes <3
>>729839032
hi megumin
>>729839308
spoopy
>>729839477
but how will you contain your power?
>>729839433
Hello. How are you? >>729839477
Your eyes are very pretty.
>>729839751
Dont worry my little vampire I know how to control my powers
>>729839857
Awww thanks master~
I claim Snake waifu
https://youtu.be/YkJdigP7Guc
>>729840129
Now what do you like about me? Don't say cute
>mfw Calgary got swept out of the playoffs
>>729840634
Well there are many things, like your mysterious ways and the way you talk, you can hold a conversation which I really enjoy and you can even talk to me when I am saying the stupidest stuff!
>>729839857
I'm doing well thanks. How about you? Played any games lately?
>>729841069
I don't know. I'm pretty shit at talking. >>729841112
Good. Not as well. Just world of tanks but later maybe kingdom hearts.
>>729841449
Oh nice didn't they just release a new kingdom hearts? I played the first one and thought it was a lot of fun
>>729841449
You ask me what I like about you then take my answer and just make it negative, why tomo whyyyyy?
Hello everyone.
>>729842147
They put out an hd remake for 6 of them on the PS4. The first one was pretty good but the second one is my favorite because it has much more polish and all that. >>729842253
I don't make it negative just disagree with it. >>729842466
Hanako.
>>729842466
>dubs
Took you long enough. Pervert.
>>729842537
I suppose I am just suppose to get use to this from you lol
>>729842466
hey hanako
LISA IS BEST
>>729842805
You will be used to many things before I'm done.
>>729842537
Hey Tomoko. How are you?
>>729842623
Hi Juvia. Hey now, i'm a bit earlier today.
How are you?
>
>>729842939
Hi Shinobu. How are you?
>>729843121
Suuuuuuch as??
>>729843250
Yeah. Well you weren't yesterday
...i had to go to bed by the time you got here
>
And I'm ok, you?
>>729843250
Just showered and got my tier 8 Pershing tank sorted out. One of the tanks I have that was actually used. >>729843457
For starters I'm going to make you dress up in so many things. Would you like cat elf or cute demon to start?
>>729843619
Yeah i know... But i made sure i got here earlier tonight, just for you~
I'm good.
>>729843250
im good, you?
>>729844072
Ohhh I love dressing up I would prefer to be a demon tho!
>>729844081
Y-yeah well i-i wasn't waiting for you or anything last night if that's what you're thinking...
>>729839376
About to go home after a week at base and i have a birthday this weekend so im happy :)
>>729844072
Sorted out?
>>729844179
Good to hear. I'm alright.
>>729844642
Of course, you would never wait for a pervert like me after all.
>>729844320
Very good. Little horns and a tail. A little clothing but all of it black and red. In fact it would hardly count as clothing. Also a little collar with a chain to top it off.
>>729844663
Thats good. Army base? I lived on one as a kid for about 10 years. I hope your birthday goes well.
>>729845026
Got it equipped with things it needed to be playable but it is far from peak performance.
>>729845117
Oh and I get my own little leash! That sounds wonderful
>>729845026
W-well maybe if you didn't show up right as i went to bed
>making me wait all night for nothing
Luckily kanna-san kept me company
>>729845422
I like that pic. Everything after you put it on depends on how naughty you are.
Not drunk this time
>>729845117
Well i found out that one of my friend stays saturday at base so no special dnd game for us (we are a close 4 firend group) but i took a day off the army at sunday and i might take a girl out so ita gonna be fun
>>729845743
So the badder I am the more rewards I get??
>>729845117
Ahh, that's good at least it;s a start.
>>729845590
I'm sorry..
> Nothing huh? So you wanted something from me then~?
That's good. Speaking of...What is this agreement about me between you two~?
>>729845843
Thats fun. Hope it goes well for you.
>>729845870
You are a devil I would expect that behavior from you. Might be fun to set you up with a toy and watch for a bit.
>>729846045
Yeah. The crew needs to get fully trained and I need to research new parts and spend about half the money I spent on the tank putting equipment into the thing. Such is a grindy game.
>>729846045
Y-yeah well y-you should be
>m-maybe...
>finally get to see those purple panties and cute butt~
I-i don't know what you're t-talking about
>
>>729846173
W...what kind of toy are we talking about master??
>>729846173
Definitely sounds time consuming, but all that hard work will pay off in the end.
>>729846459
> Maybe or definitely~?
> "Finally" huh? Sure sounds like you've been waiting for them~
Uh huh sure you don't.
>>729845422
>>729845870
>>729846823
is it getting warm in here or is that just me
>>729846823
You just keep adding to my folder. One like that picture. Perhaps on your nipples too.
>>729846897
Everyone says the thing is pretty much the Ol reliable of tier 8 mediums. Good at doing everything but doesnt excel at anything.
>>729847100
Nope I feel it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enHgdTrKChs
>>729846897
>m-maybe
>n-no you don't understand, i-i just need them for a study
>w-white panties, if only they were stockings instead
I don't! We don't have an agreement!
>
>>729847100
>>729847258
I hope youre both enjoying this cuz its a special thing to see~
>>729847527
This pleases me. I expect you to present yourself practically daily to me in this way.
>mfw I'm this late to the thread and I still get to claim the dragon maid
wew
>>729847258
Hey can't go wrong with a Jack of all trades.
>>729847379
> Or definitely~
> Oh, speaking of your study...how's it coming along~?
> I may have some stockings pics, but i'll have to look around for em.
So you're saying that i misread what you said last night then?
>>729847687
Yes master of course master~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/neverknowsbesthuh
Claim me
>>729847918
>n-no! Maybe!
>i-it's uh... going pretty good...
>it's essential that you post them!
>black lace panties with sexy butt
Well that depends what you read last night~
>
>>729847918
That depends. If it does everything like shit then it will suck. The tier 7 was a horrible grind so I hope it starts paying off about now.
>>729847967
Good that we have an understanding. Is there anything more you would like from me?
>>729848241
Profile is private lol.
>>729848321
> Are you sure about that?
> Aww cmon, you gotta be a bit more detailed than that.
> Not exactly the best shot but they're stockings.
I believe it was along the lines of " Remember, don't tell hanako about our agreement"
>>729848360
True, would suck to have all that work be for nothing.
>>729848360
No no I understand what our deal is <3
>>729848789
Yeah. Other than that im nearing my first tier 10 but im conflicted on whether I should buy it or not.
>>729848891
That is a good little Rikka. I will take good care of you.
evening all
>>729848321
>laughing SO HARD at the flames
hello love
>>729848789
>Yes i am you pervert!
>w-well it's proceeding nicely, but we require more samples...
>perfect! Stockings in a sexy sheep costume
Haha oh yeah, THAT agreement~
>>>729849108
Might as well end it now.
>hoping Edmonton kills off both the Cali teams and makes these playoffs pure again
Hello love
>>729847348
https://youtu.be/i5X3w4g3e-M
>>729849558
Roll
>>729849105
Why conflicted?
>>729849108
Hug.
>>729849413
> I dunno, it kinda seems like you aren't.
> Uh huh, and...?
> Glad you liked it, now for more~
And what is THAT agreement?
>>729849671
She would never wear that in public. Because the guy I play with doesnt have one but he has two tier 9s so if I was to get it he couldnt play it with me.
>>729848360
>Being a fucking perv without me
r00d
>>729849105
I am trusting you with my heart~
>>729849413
Ducks are winning the cup tbh. Edmonton is in serious trouble against the sharks right now.
Please tell me you can at least laugh at shitcago with me.
>>729849671
Hugs hello
Eyepatch sure is wew tonight
>>729849847
Hello again been a while.
>>729849999
Quads says its a good eye-dea
>>729849847
Hi mizore. What do you mean?
>>729849999
Ill try to live up to that expectation.
>>729849999
Checked
>>729850034
Always lurking.
>>729849558
I'll probably pass out now, have a good night Rory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_dEdMEjl4
>>729849847
Heya I remember you!
>>729850176
You better <3
>>729850176
You wouldn't do lewd stuff when I was provoking you. Meanie.
>>729849671
>I am! S-shut up you pervert
>t-that's all we have
>i-i liked it as a sample, n-not in a perverted way like you're thinking
Well if i said don't tell Hanako, it must mean you shouldn't be told~
>>729850034
Ducks will definitely not win the cup. They'll lose in 7 to either San Jose or Edmonton.
I would be laughing if i didn't pick them to win it all. It's still pretty funny though.
>>729850320
Heyo Rikka, being a perv again I see.
>>729850320
With a body like that I really want to.
>>729850343
Sorry. I just didnt know what to do then.
>>729850187
You should join in more mizore, your one of the few people worth liking.
>>729850203
Goodnight Ruri
>>729850348
Nah theyll steam roll EDM or SJ. Only real threat is Nashville but that wont be till the WCF.
>tfw i picked preds over
hawks
>>729850320
Wew
>>729850203
Have a good pass out sleep.
https://youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY
>>729850663
Roll
>>729850663
Rolling
>>729850767
So close
>>729850517
>And now you're a kinky dom set on making Rikka your demon concubine
Ah, they grow up so fast.
>>729850546
I'd like to sometimes, but I feel my presence would be unwanted by a few people.
>>729850896
I couldnt actually do that haha.
>>729849558
Rollin.
>>729849834
She might if it was Halloween. Ahh i see, yeah that's a tricky situation.
>>729850034
How are you?
Indeed they are.
>>729850348
> No, because i have serious doubts about that "maybe"~
> Hmm that sure sounds like something someone who is making it up as they go would say...
> But i wasn't thinking of it in a perverted way...
Yeah not from them, but from you~
>>729850975
She hardly wears normal clothes without covering her face. She cant cover the rest. I hope he gets one of those tanks to ten or it close enough to where me getting one inclines him to do the same.
>>729850896
Everyones presence is unwanted by some people. Pretty sure plenty of people here hate me but whatever.
>>729850975
I finally started work and get my paycheck tomorrow
>I walk in and you start masturbating.
Nice to know i get you that excited.
>>729850499
Well it is what I am best at
>>729850517
That was somewhat sweet of you to say
>>729851200
The personality only adds to it.
Beef, Chicken, Sausage all grilled up, man you guys dunno what you're missing
Alright i need to sleep before work tomorrow but one more day till I'll be able to stay up later.
Nighty night everyone
>>729850546
>We'll steam roll them
Said the Capitals as they're now tied 2-2 with the worst team in the playoffs
Honestly it'll probably be Pittsburgh. I don't want it to be but it will be
>>729850975
>i am not making anything up as i go! a it's all for research purposes
>don't lie
No, that mean neither of us will tell you.
And don't you try to bully kanna-san into telling you. You pervert
>>729851409
Goodnight
>>729851307
You talkin about my personality or yours??
>>729851345
Nice Stand Yuno
>>729851562
Yours of course. You are just so cute and submissive.
>>729851345
hey yuno
>>729851049
True, though over time she'd get more comfortable with things like that. Maybe try to urge him into it?
>>729851157
That's good, so how was it?
H-hey eyes up here!
>>729851345
God damn that sounds good...
>>729851409
I wouldn't do that, i'll just keep bullying you until you tell me~ Goodnight Juvia.
>>729851736
T...thanks that means alot to me Tomo~