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hi b. Which one of my wife's bridesmaids has the best

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hi b. Which one of my wife's bridesmaids has the best ass in your opinion?
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>>729832562
#2
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>>729832562
next to you on the right for sure
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Gonna have to go with the blonde on the right.
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>>729832562
the one on your "wife's" left
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>>729832914
the fuck is wrong with women these days?
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Post nudes, faggot
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Far right is best by just a bit in my opinion but they are all better than anything I'll ever get feelsbadman
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>>729833090
Amen /b/ro
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Hah, we thought it would be fun to do a picture like that at my sister-in-laws wedding. One issue, my wife (maid of honor) wasn't wearing anything under her dress.

Made for an interesting night after everyone at the reception knew the wife was letting it air out.

Oh, second from the last, to answer the question.
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>>729832562
far right
does she want to be impregnated and fucked on the regular by an unemployed overweight man in his early 30's?
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Whew! Thank god I'm gay! I'd hate to have to marry one of these whores.
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>>729832914

third from right is late for guava juice colon cleanse
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I'll add my wife's ass in for the hell of it.

Bitches take pics like this all the time from what I hear.
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>>729834049
looks like you married the right one
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>>729834049
can confirm, some bitch on my FB who i haven't talked to in years posted like 5 pics similar to this along with the rest of her wedding photos like it was totally normally

this fucking generation man, i swear, whores sluts and entitled willing prostitues
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>>729834049
? there isnt any ass in this picture

i hope you dont expect this girl to look anything but lumpy in 5 years because she has 0 muscle on her body
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>>729833756
gonna go out on a limb and say probably not
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>>729834049
>I'll add my wife's ass in for the hell of it.
>Bitches take pics like this all the time from what I hear.
Is that your ass. That looka likea man's ass.
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>>729834279

maybe, but I love her tits, so I'll settle for her above average ass.
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give us more pics to beat to OP
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>>729834362
>probably
so you're tellin me there's a chance
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>>729832562
Are these real OP? Please post more I love risque bridal stuff
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blonde in the middle has best ass
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>>729834255
Post them
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>>729834623
wtf is this? just casually taking a nude pic in the the garments? did her friend take this for you or something?
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>>729832562
Also say far right. Does she wanna be fucked by a 25 year old with a good job who is only kinda overweight but tall?
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>>729835022

she asked the photographer to take them.
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>>729834255
That's like saying all body builders are assholes for posting pictures of themselves flexing. Many of them started out too fat or too small, and are just prideful of what they achieved.

In the same sense, these girls aren't whores just for showing off their bodies.
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>>729832562
Blue thong
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>>729835206
not gonna lie thats kind of odd. maybe because ive never seen that type of thing before? is that common?
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>>729835469

I don't know. She's my only wife.
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>>729835206
straight up whore

>>729835254
bodybuilding takes years of discipline, determination, and is deserving of unquestionably deserving of praise

being a skinny naked bitch at her wedding takes a man paying for you to be his whore

get the fuck out
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>>729832562
def the two on the left. especially the tall bitch with the the blue thong. good fat ass to skinny body ratio
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>>729832562
well sir you have a fine ass wife
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>>729832562
they are all, and i do mean all, utterly revolting.
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>>729835720
fuckin nice. bitch on the far right has a pretty juicy rear end too.
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>>729835724

thanks
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>>729835469
Not the same nigga, but I've seen the same thing before. Somewhere abroad they even involve her parents
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>>729835899
I wana see her feet
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>>729835720
This confirms my choice #2
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>>729836039

best I got bro
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>>729835720
damn the blonde on the left is THICC
i'd pump that full of seed in the bathroom while she's drunk during the reception
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>>729835206
She is fucking the photographer
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more bridesmaid asses?
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>>729832562
#3 blue thong on the left
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>>729836383

the photographer is a woman.
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>>729836512
Doesnt change anything just makes you cucked by a woman
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>>729836512
anymore more ass pics of the bridesmaids?
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>>729836433
Fuck shes a naughty little slut
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>>729834701
Sure I guess
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this is my fetish for sure. my fiance says shes gunna have pics of her putting on her dress taken but I have a feeling she'll chicken out
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>>729836749
Does your wife know you are posting her naked body on the internet? Not a good start to a marriage.
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>>729835469
This is first time I've seen or even heard of something like this and I know dozens of people who have gotten married in the last 10 years
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>>729836433
>>729836749

i'm givin this marriage a year and a half Maximum before she calls up her well-hung ex boyfriend Chad from high school talking about how bored she is, and ends up riding his cock into submission and filling her womb with his seed
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>>729836252
damn how much did that ring cost?
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Please tell me there was a honeymoon gangbang. Your wife would look incredible covered in cum and surrounded by satisfied cocks.
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>>729836860

it's /b/. She'll never know.
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your wife is stunning, how is she in bed?
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>>729836938
go away fag
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>>729832562
def the brunette with the blue panties on your wifes left
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>>729836951

famous last words
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>>729836951
Lol be careful what you say bro
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Any bj pics?
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>>729836883
Imagine what happened at her bachelorette party with her skanky friends she is probably already carrying another mans seeds
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>>729836951
>>729837155
DOX THIS BITCH IMMEDIATELY
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>>729837070
like an epileptic on one of those shitty vibrating motel beds, but she let's me stick it in her ass so I guess it's good enough
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>>729836951
b's never tracked this kinda shit before and ruined the fun, huh?
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>>729836951
Sounds like a challenge. battle stations everyone! Man your keyboards!!!
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>>729837244
damn youre right, pprobably sucked off 3 well hung Chad's while a nigger was fucking her pussy and another was fucking her ass

lmfao OP bout to get the AIDS
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>>729836951
This is obviously bait you fucking niggers
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>>729836951
with the wedding ring she has I highly doubt the actual husband is a /b/tard that thing has to be close to $20k
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>>729834167
FB image. Interesting Anons? ;)
Bye op.
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>>729835609
Is that the fucking girl from Dexter and Quarantine?
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>>729837498
Nice try OP faggot. Damage control in full swing?
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>>729832562
>>729832914
>>729835720
the first one on right next to her... plz tell me theres more.
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>>729837596
OH FUCK. NUKES DEPLOYED.
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>>729837596
we found her yet?
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keep posting OP, ignore these fags Im jackin to your wife tonight
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>>729837644
Why would I help OP with damage control go ahead dox but this is fucking bait and its funny how you all jumped right in no timestamps no pics off OP next to his 'wife'
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>>729837848
Grab all the photos and screen shots. This gon be good.
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>>729835720
holy fuck that left ones ass is amazing
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>>729837596
dont be a fucking faggot. op is dropping hot pics of ass. chill.
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>>729837596

kek. Not even my post faggot. Not even the same girls you blind faggot.
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>>729837596
You can't do shit with that pic wrong code nigger
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>>729834049
Where is the ass? I feel like it's right in front of me but I don't see it
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>>729838064
pussy shot?
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Haha, Caught you OP. A woman photographer? FAKE!
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>>729837960
Keep trying OP you lose
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>>729838195
You're a fucking dork.
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>>729836433
Is that the mother of the bride? Is she okay with these kinds of pics taken of her naked daughter?
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>>729838064
>please fuck me Chad
>i'm only with my husband for his money
>i crave your cock
>i'll have your child and tell him it's his
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>>729838262
Whatever anon
>>729838195
This guy gets it
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NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY
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>>729832562
So ill explain this real quick. Back in ye ol times, before it was customary for men and women to sleep together before marriage. The woman would send him a booklet of sexy pictures, or drawings the day of the wedding, so all day he will be visualizing her naked, making sex that night so much greater and more passionate. You fucking uneducated cave dwelling maggots wouldn't know anything about custom or class.
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I think she had the most votes.
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>>729838712

love these kindda pics

want wife to get done
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>>729839142
>virgin detected
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>>729839412
post mo4r!
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>>729839525
This is the best one yet
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>>729838418
>>729838262
>>729837848
>>729837787
>>729837596
These people are under 18 and also autistic af.
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>>729833616
I don't get why anyone even cares about whether a girl is wearing a paper thin thong or nothing
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>>729839947
>>729839947
>These people are under 18 and also autistic af.
>under 18 and autistic af.
>autistic AF.
>AF
>A
>F

tie a noose, put it around your neck, and hang from it until dead
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>>729839916
holy camel toe!
please say there are more
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>>729839916
amazing camel toe
moar!
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>>729840490
How old is your wife?
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>>729840659

26
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>>729835469
>>729835609

I've already got a photographer planned and set up to do this with my wife as well.

We're making a boudoir Photobook for our coffee table. Basically just super stylish semi nude/nude photos of my wife in wedding lingerie.

It's actually REALLY common. If your wife is a hot bitch why wouldn't you do it? Fucking cucks with fat whale wives lol. Obviously you would avoid it if that was your situation.

Thanks for the pics OP. Had an awesome fap.
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>>729840629
>omg Chad what are you doing here?????
>omg!
>yes you can fuck around with my friends and make out
>but i want all your cum inside me Chad
>omg i've missed u so much!!! xDDD
>what? my husband? oh don't worry about him
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>>729840629
such quality! this is gonna be a good fap
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>>729840257
Middle
>>729840360
>Right

I like that pasty brunette
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>>729840815
Don't be weird anon
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>>729840770
im not saying you shouldnt do it, it was just new to me, and thus felt odd. but idk ur the second person to tell me its surprisingly common so i guess i discovered something new today lol.
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More camel toe, please! Your wife is fucking hot
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>>729840745
You did well! I hope the sluttyness continues.
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>>729832562
>all skinny whores
they all have terrible asses.. if this is professionally done, they probably shopped any decent ass away so it didnt take away from you whore bride
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>>729840943

Yeah wasn't implying you were anon.

Google Wedding Boudoir. It's a thing. You can find photographers that specialise in it. Super discreet give you the negatives etc.
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non wedding pic op?
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>>729832562
Going to have to go with the one in the blue butt floss
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>>729841264
You fuck any of her friends?
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>>729835469
i have worked weddings for 10+ years. ive had photographers say theyve had whore brides do this before, and kept the pics as 'gifts' for the groom. one time the whore forgot to wrap the gift, and we put a book out for all the guests to see of her tits and ass. fag wedding planner caught it in time before the guests actually showed up..
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>>729841366
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>>729835022
>>729835469
>>729835671
>>729836383
Go to bed, you have school tomorrow
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>>729836951
>Personal army request in the form of subtle reverse psychology
Well played 7/10
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>>729841526
>3 27 15

the jig is up
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>>729839916
>can we get a little more toe in there?
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>>729841300
photographers don't just "give you the negatives"

A. its all digital, they have copies, don't kid yourself

B. unless its in your contract, you haven't purchased the copyright to the images, they are sending you a very small amount of what they have, and keeping everything backed up somewhere in case you ever want reprints or maybe the wife dies and you want more photos from the set that weren't edited and given the first time around.
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>>729837498
Thank you. These retards are going full /pol/
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>>729841735
Good call.
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>>729840923
>that skank drinking bud light cans
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>>729841735
not very subtle
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>>729838727
/thread
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>>729841490
jesus christ that would be terrifying as a groom. i would just never have it done in the first place i dont think.
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>>729841897

Yeah. It's in the contract. Yeah. I purchased the cameras. Yeah I purchased the cards.

Yeah I keep it all.

The photographer just shows up to take the pictures.

It's called being rich mate. I get what I want.
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Pussy?
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>>729842081
kek
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>>729838712
If this is real this is the best thing I've ever seen on here
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>>729840629
2nd from left is hot as fuck
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>>729841374
same
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>>729841490
noice
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>>729842189
not if youre a chad groom that has books like that on his coffee table
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>>729842288

It literally doesn't matter who owns the equipment, its whoever presses the shutter. You'd have to be a fucking idiot to buy the equipment instead of just buying the rights in the contract. Keep pretending you have money though like all the other poorfags with their leased cars and leased wheels and leased stereos.
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>>729832562
2 and 6 obviously. Moving on
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>>729841526
>2715 AD
>IMPLYING
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moar pics?
moar bridesmaids exposed?
moar just camel toed bride?
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>>729840770
pics of wife pls
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>>729841526
nice job posting somebody elses pics from 2 yeras ago OP you've taken all these newfags for quite a ride
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>>729837300
this is why i love this place
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>>729832562
far right, tiny black thong. nice pale skin shade too. thats my thing.
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>>729842288
furthermore, these aren't big enough files to be anything more than the preview album uploaded to the photog's website, probably where these were taken from unless hubby is an aspie. And a wedding photog would NEVER shoot and hand over raw files unedited. You're a silly faggot aren't you?
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>>729842952

don't care. *unzips*
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>>729842788
>just said that phorographers keep stuff and "dont kid yourself
>then says youre an idiot if you dont buy the rights
>but the photographer keeps things anyway dont kid yourself. but dont be an idiot
anon youre fucking dumb as hell
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>>729843031
youre a silly faggot that isnt making any sense
the pics in this thread are unrelated to that anons discussion
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>>729843074

You're a fucking moron who doesn't understand the difference between possessing the images and copyright law.
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>>729836951
>>729837541
My money is on OP being the photographer (or working with the photographer) and is posting the pics because they screwed him over. I thought it could be real at first until this: >>729836951

/b/ is NYPA, faggot
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>>729842952
my dick isnt restrained by trivialities like time
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>>729843202
a lot of good laws are gonna do against someone that keeps photos in secret
youre probably one of those people that think criminals and gangsters would obey gun laws too
you probably drive the speed limit on abandoned roads at 4 am because "road laws guys"
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>>729843168
he's talking about commissioning photos to print into a book. He will pay the photog, the photog will retain copyright to all images unless they pay an exorbitant amount for it (they won't waste the money unless they are publishing and trying to make money)
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>>729833006
Her left is the wall.
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>>729834049
Your "wife" has the worst ass of all her friends.
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>>729843375
you're a dumb fuck. You can't even english. please type out what exactly you don't understand. Its not illegal to possess images you bought from a photographer, but just because you bought them doesn't mean the photographer deletes them, nor does it give you the copyright to the images. You just bought a copy, not the rights to the image itself you fucking moron.
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>>729842887

Not happening bro. I have heaps on my phone but can't remove data from files. Don't want to be identified. Like I said I have money. You can't have money without being public....
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>>729843031

Lol this cunt is actually retarded
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>>729843597
if you open the file and then save as a .png extension, then it will strip all exif data as png files don't even offer the option for exif.
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>>729836860
it's not his wife, dumbfuck, he found these on the internet and is trolling you.
>>729838021
>dont be a fucking faggot
Don't be a fucking idiot.
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>>729832562
>>729834049

i'd order a combo
your wife's ass
and the blond immediately to her right
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>>729843719
just tell me which part confuses you princess, I'm a photographer
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>>729843597
damnittt
what about just screenshots of the pictures or something
i just want to fap
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>>729843589

Lol dude. First of all you're arguing with like three anon I think. I'm the guy that said he has money, and I do, and my point is that I am paying for a photographer to rock up, use a camera I purchased with his specifications and requirements, with my own data cards, and he leaves with none of it. I keep all the raw information.

You're literally a fucking retard and you're de-railing an awesome thread. Go fucking kill yourself nerd.
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>>729834167
Is that something like a bride's last pre-martiage big lesbian party?
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>>729843589
>You can't even english
tell me what your 3rd grade education is having trouble undestanding princesss
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>>729840290
You took the bait
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>>729841526
Hot! Any full frontal nudes?
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>>729832562
The dude on the far right.
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>>729844200
>paying for a photographer to use a camera I purchased with his specifications and requirements
That's a completely retarded lie. The fact that you actually expect people to believe something so stupid is laughable.
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>>729844849
it makes sense if youre concerned as fuck about your privacy
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>>729845057

Correct. Hence not posting nudes right now lol. Wish I could but unfortunately being anon is quite important for me to continue making the money I am.

We have a plan to dump all our porn and shit when we retire.
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>>729832562
2nd or last one
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Any more pics?
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>>729845057
No, it doesn't.
You could have just said you bought the SD cards for the camera. Saying that you actually bought a camera for the photographer to use is way overboard. Not to mention the fact that if you were
>concerned as fuck about your privacy
why would the thread even be here?

OP is like a little kid who gets caught in a lie and then exaggerates his story more and more as people point out holes in his story.
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>>729839525
Damn, I love niggers
Moar
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>>729844200
No offence but your fault for replying to trolls. /b/ remember???
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>>729845391
>Not to mention the fact that if you were
>>concerned as fuck about your privacy
>why would the thread even be here?
dude holy fuck youre so fucking stupid oh my god
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>>729845391

Lmao you retard I'm not the OP. I'm a different guy. I started this whole thing of by saying "I've already contacted a photographer for when I get married" future tense you down syndrome mother fucker.

Again the whole point is to ensure there is no possibility that he can leave with nudes of my future wife. Fuck you're a dumb cunt.
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>>729845474
>privacy
>/b/
Pick one.
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>>729845448

He's not trolling bro. He's legit that retarded.

He might pull the "I'm a troll" card now he realises he's been arguing with himself. He thinks I'm OP... what a Fucking spastic.
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>>729832562
All of them except your wife...woof dude.
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>>729845640
Wasting time regardless
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>>729832562
Right 3. Dayum.
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I wish this thread would get back on track, my dick was adamantine before it turned into a mong-fest :(
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>>729845597
god dude fuck off goddamn youre so dumb holy fuck did you seriously use 15 minutes to argue something you were mistaken of on a fundamental level holy fuck
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>>729845545
Your lies are bad and you should feel bad.
Not because you lied, but because you're bad at lying.
Next time take a minute to consider whether your lie sounds remotely plausible before you post.

I understand that now that you've been pointed out you're going to feel obligated to go to great lengths to defend your ridiculous statement as true, so I expect further exaggeration and damage control, but it really will be a waste of time on your part.
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Fuck yeah post some more
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>>729845802
i think op posted all he had or somethign
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>>729845880

This haha.
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>>729832562
none, they all have mediocre white girl asses
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>>729845891
you just literally cannot understand that someone might buy their own camera for a photoshoot?

fucking poorfags just cannot comprehend.
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>>729845880
You forgot to capslock.
If you're going to type a rambling run-on like that, you really should use capslock. It TOTALLY hides the fact that you're in damage control mode.
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>>729845967

no.
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>>729845891

Lol I don't need to defend anything, you're legitimately just a moron haha. I'm rich. Sorry, not sorry.
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>>729846040
black girl asses are fucking disgusting. I dont get why you people always say stuff like this. You're telling me that your 400 pound ape women with black splotchy skin asses are attractive somehow?
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>>729846062
you're the one in damage control you goodamn moron. I'm just so flabbergasted and partly embarrassed by your stupidity. Learn to read and maybe you won't fuck yourself so bad next time.
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>>729846102
>haha. I'm rich.
Sure, pal.
And I'm a black astronaut.
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>>729846063
then post more my brother
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>>729846063
Yes more please.
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>>729846257

this. don't let the jealousfags put you off.
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>>729842288
>i get what i want
you sound like a cuck , hope you get exposed
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>>729835720
any more of the thick short blonde just to the right of wife with the ass and blue thong?
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>>729844310
>not understanding the joke
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>>729833006
Couldn't you be less retarded and say the right
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>>729846697
no
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>>729846480

>Gets what he wants
>Cuck

This is what's wrong with b these days. So many morons that don't even understand something. Posts about it anyway.
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>>729838064
Man this guy is the luckiest man on earth. Just saying.
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>>729847102
cuck has lost its true meaning people just use it as another term for faggot now
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>>729847102
ikr? my thoughts exactly
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>>729844200

>rich
>buys equipment
>has photog snap images
>photog leaves raw files without editing

You're a fucking aspie 13yr old who's never ordered photos in his pathetic life
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>>729846244

Good for you nigger.

Checked.
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OP? anymore pls? desperate fapper here
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>>729846046

Yeah? You buying a few grand in lights too? Lying piece of shit doesn't even know it takes more than a nice camera and a couple lenses (also $1-3k each) for a shoot.
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>>729847883

I'm actually an expert in image manipulation. I just can't take photos of people for shit.

Give me a plate of food and I'm a master but I can't shoot humans.

You're a very narrow minded individual lol. The fact that millions of people use the internet and you can't accept that I happen to be rich, have a hot wife and enjoy privacy is just mind blowing. Look up statistics of large numbers kiddo.
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>>729848099

I'm not buying lights he is bringing his own.
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>>729848111
>Give me a plate of food and I'm a master
jesus fuck kill yourself. you are cancer on photgraphy
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>>729832562
Far right or 2nd from left. Need physical samples to further research.
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>>729848111

OK, give me the full equipment order for the shoot. I'll just wait here.
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>>729848099
>>729848152

Also 3k is peanuts to me. My fiance has 250k~ engagement ring and I purchased an entire restaurant and fireworks for our engagement.

Before you ask I'm not giving the exact price because that could actually identify me. See kid? Privacy.
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>>729848286
>250k~ engagement ring
i hope its a lotr/fairy style ring and not just an ugly zales thing
>>
blue panties
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>>729848213
why not just fuck off and stop shitting up the thread
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>>729848429
my man!
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>>729836883
>>729837244
you spend too much time reading cuck threads. maybe she is just comfortable with her body
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>>729848456
Hell yeah!
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>>729848554
DICK FIVE
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>>729839916
damn tasty camel toe man!! moarse!!! ..--...--
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>>729832562
I am very ashamed of you.

I have been working with sources to find out what you've been doing on your computer.

Nevermind about the other people on this site, . I don't care about them. All I care about is you, yes YOU - the deviant reading this comment.

I found out you've been spending much of your time watching pornography & masturbating while watching strange & vulger images. This is not how I raised you.

Remember that I know what you do on the internet.

Shame on you!
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>>729848286
Sure thing.
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>>729848612
DICK FIVES
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>>729848392

It's custom. The ring was like 15 grand but the diamond was sourced in China. Took me months to get it.
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>>729848666
NICE FB TIER CHAINMAIL YOU FAGGOT
>>
I have a female friend got married and had the photographer take a bunch of nudes. Her logic was that her wedding day was the thinnest and hottest she'd ever look, so she wanted to have these pics taken so she'd have something to show the plastic surgeon after she had kids and could just say "aim for this." Made sense to me.
>>
>>729848832
250k is nothing. My first fiance's is 1.25m.
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>>7298490421

1.25m is nothing. My first cow's is made with my own testicles
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>>729849161
I offered me fiance's paw paw a goat and 1 thousand dollahs
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>>729849036
i guess that makes sense
>>
>>729832562
Kik?
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>>729849239

Jesus son, you are one heck of a high roller
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>>729848832
interdasting
thats p cool man
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>>729849361
ill kik u in the nutz fgt
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>>729832562
Blonde on the right
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>>729849371
what can I say, my parents made some wise investments
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>>729832562
Last one on the right.
>>
>>729832562
Furthest right.
They're all shit-tier though.
>>
>>729849912
post a better ass then you faggot
>>
>>729841264
keep this dumb cunt coming
>>
>>729848286
for the .0001% chance you're rich...
pays 250k for $1,000 worth of gold and some intrinsically worthless rocks

LMFAO
>>
>>729848432
I'll shit on this lyin ass nigga all I want just like I shit on your mom in bed
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>>729848832
diamonds are worthless except for industrial cutting applications, in which they are worth very little

congratulations, you played yourself. even your fantasy version of yourself with money is a fucking retard aspie
>>
>>729851003
hes not lying you dumb fuck. YOU just can't read
>>
>>729851131
isnt the point of being rich being able to buy worthless things that poorfags like you cant?
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>>729851206
>how can I tell you're nouveau riche with a small portfolio spread at best
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>>729850349
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?

I WAS GONE FOR LIKE, TWENTY MINUTES

I JUST WANNA SEE WHORES
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>>729851206

no, its about building wealth. you sound like you want to make money just to spend it, what a pointless existence to think that's what its about.
>>
>>729851170
I read his bullshit story. lighting and setup is the same whether you shoot fruit or people. why do you care so much cuck?
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>>729850948

It's platinum not gold.

And nothing in this world is worth money. Money is a human construct. Once you realise that wealth becomes a very different part of your life.
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>>729852633

I don't shoot food for a living. I said I'm rich lol.

I said I'm good at taking food photography. As in, I go and eat at expensive restaurants and take photos of food and they turn out great but whenever I take photos of humans they turn out shit.

I wasn't trying to say I'm a professional photographer lol. That's why I'm paying for one.
>>
>>729853055

I know the difference between holdings and monetary instruments with no value, nice try fuckface.
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>>729853195
take a picture of something only wealthy people would buy and timestamp it. quit frauding, its pointless. why try to impress some fuckin teenage weeboos with your fake money?
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>>729853211

I can go and sell it or have it valued and receive insurance so it's still a holding. So is a house. But if you find out that your house is sitting on top of oil or the soil is poisoned it's potential value changes.

Same with anything. Implied wealth is only judged by supply and demand.

Fucktard.
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>>729832562
2 and 5
>>
post some honeymoon pics
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>>729853302

No. I'm worried about being identified, image exif etc. I honestly don't need to prove anything to you autistic cunts.

This all started with me having a conversation about he validity of taking boudoir photos and somehow turned into morons saying I'm lying.

I don't care and don't need to provide any evidence. Believe I'm lying. I don't give a shit lol.
>>
>>729832562
need to see them gaping to make a judgement
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>>729836512
>The photographer is a woman.

So?
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>>729840943
Yep, bride prep and bridesmaid prep pics are common. Just the nude ones not so much, often the photog just snaps 'cleaner' pics. Chicks today love to whore it up, I say lets all embrace the whoring. We all want a whore, Our own personal whore. Don't kid yourself.
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>>729832562
so trashy
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>>729849042
I don't believe you so hard.
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>>729832562
Huge List of Darknet (TOR/Deep Web)
>>Hidden Websites 2017
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>>729854887
Any YN Girls?
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>>729853571

confirmed lying bitch. if you're wealthy enough surely you're smart enough to know a png file doesn't have an exif container
>>
I believe. Your pics at hot af. Thanks
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>>729854887
Do you know proper settings to make tor a little safer?
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>>729837300
fuck off cunt this is why we cant have nice things
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>>729855021

I do know how to. I'm on a mobile phone and won't have access to a decent machine before this thread dies.

Again. I do not care what you think lol. Stop de-railing threads.
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>>729855274

>claims wealth
>only device is a mobile phone which can't save photo as png

KYS
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>>729855021

Oh I didn't read that correctly. Anyway how does wealth equate to intelligence lol. Not saying I'm not smart but I am saying stupid people can have lots of money.

Look at our current president.
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>>729840770
why the fuck would you put that on your coffee table?
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>>729855353

PNG still holds meta data dude...
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>>729855600

Checked.

Because my fiance is hot as fuck.
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>>729855630
not exif data dude...prove me wrong
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>>729855513

Because you're a whiny cunt. Trump turns millions into billions but you can't even turn a $100k loan into a job after college
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>>729855899

Checked. Correct but meta data can still be used to identify. Like I said. It's not worth the risk.
>>
>>729855513
>Look at our curren president
So , pic related?
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>>729856001

Lol if Trump put his money into a bank with base interest he would have made more money.

The man is a fucking retard.
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>>729842288
If you're rich then you must be ugly as fuck. the bride in the pics is a standard 5. average body and average face. rich guys usually punch above their weight with women. so that means you must be a 2.
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>>729856008

Which meta data contained in a png will identify you? you're just a dumb cunt pleb with no money or knowledge
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>>729856096

prove it cunt
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>>729856164

/Facepalm. I'm not OP.
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